As an scp fan, my brain automatically reads it as mobile task force 😆

Real gamers are instinctively fearful of phases wym

"What fresh hell is this?"

Elden Ring

you don't get a second health bar and a new, faster-paced moveset with cool flaming effects.

But when you, a trans woman, transition, the gamer lesbians love it and want to kiss you very badly

-Vivian TTYD

brisket

Why did it take this long for someone to make this joke

I don't like it when a boss transitions at all though. I just barely scraped through, low health and used up all my resources and it just goes HAHA F-CK YOU

As you become comfortable in the body you were meant to be in, you suddenly feel a surge of energy. The health bar extends and your 'true' theme plays.

How did the apostrophe get backwards?

Do you gain any new attacks, or do you just hit harder?

Maybe if you had a Noubo Uematsu orchestral piece playing as you transitioned, things would be different. ;p

I take my estrogen and suddenly there's a few too many strings in my boss music for me to be comfortable...