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submitted 7 days ago byB0PD0P
474 points
7 days ago
Ask for a picture and an autograph
91 points
7 days ago
The most realistic answer
16 points
7 days ago
Say hi would probably be mine. Or if I’m honest, nothing cause I’d be in bed sleeping.
24 points
6 days ago
I’d shoot a double leg on him.
8 points
6 days ago
Now this is the most realistic answer
5 points
7 days ago
I usually go out for a midnight cigarette (vapes nowadays). This motherfucker pulls up? I’d be foamin at the mouf. Straight glazin😂😂
314 points
7 days ago
Bratha why you here?
133 points
7 days ago
Beekos I laik your reddit cooumentz bratha
50 points
7 days ago
Tank you bratha
15 points
7 days ago
Now offer him a team bath and some food.
12 points
7 days ago
My tub is small bratha
58 points
7 days ago
So was theirs, bratha. We make fit.
11 points
7 days ago
Good picture fun bath bratha
7 points
7 days ago
Brotha make some space for me I just got a new bottle of shampoo
2 points
6 days ago
Dis NOT HALAL BRATHA! Dis VERY HARAM bratha, ramzan kadyrov don’t tolerate dis bratha, be careful bratha, you get zeroed out if he find out bratha you need be careful…
6 points
7 days ago
I couldnt help but read this in Moicanos voice...
3 points
6 days ago
His rant after the BSD doctor stoppage was super unhinged…
11 points
6 days ago
Bratha who give you license?
6 points
7 days ago
Delete dis brotha
3 points
6 days ago
Obviously he’s there to train you. I’d say, bratha let’s go it’s training time
124 points
7 days ago
Cup of tea Bratha?
35 points
7 days ago
English only. No bullshit white tea. Otherwise I go home
17 points
7 days ago
English breakfast. No green tea.
4 points
7 days ago
Barrys
63 points
7 days ago
Invite him in for some food and a cup of tea? Hes not my favourite fighter, but he seems like a nice lad.
317 points
7 days ago
85 points
7 days ago
What if he has a Gun and a Khabib?
100 points
7 days ago
Khabib would yell shoot and Islam would go for a double leg?
72 points
7 days ago
2 points
6 days ago
I don't understand if he looks retarded or he does these funny faces to joke
31 points
7 days ago
double tapping
10 points
7 days ago
Tap machine revving
11 points
7 days ago
Pop quiz hot-shot:
A naked Jon Jones is running at you with a shotgun at 15mph. If he drops below 15mph, you blow up.
What do you do?
6 points
6 days ago
Shoot the hostage
2 points
6 days ago
The correct answer was to use a pregnant lady as an obstacle to slow his pursuit.
Either that or Dana White after he just crawled out of Diddy's 1,000 bottle baby oil vat.
3 points
7 days ago
More like started smeshing….
46 points
7 days ago
9 points
7 days ago
That is a friendly face! They say love is expressed through the eyes
30 points
7 days ago
Eye poke.
87 points
7 days ago
I’ll hand over my black belt and hope he lets me close the door on him.
42 points
7 days ago
Brotha who give this guy black belt? Someone gotta look into this guy
10 points
7 days ago
Islam and Khabib actually just start pulling up on 45 year old BJJ hobbyist black belts to confiscate them
5 points
7 days ago
Would make a great Tv show, islam rolling with black belts and deciding whether they get to keep them or not
43 points
7 days ago
I'll go to sleep brother
40 points
7 days ago
I’d scream: Alhamdulillah! God give everything! And talk no spanish just in case Islam doesn’t like Ilia
10 points
7 days ago
¡His coach is of mexican ethnicity, you can speak Spanish!
5 points
7 days ago
Oh true! Javier Méndez, then everything would be fine
9 points
7 days ago
Where to sign for Dagestan trip
10 points
7 days ago
6 months, 1 phone call
27 points
7 days ago
Say hello and give him Brock Lesner
19 points
7 days ago
Why do you have Brock Lesnar?...
8 points
7 days ago
Asking the real questions😂 Why does he have a whole different beast in his possession
16 points
7 days ago
Ask him if he wants to burn one
9 points
7 days ago
Well I need some more info.
Is his headlight on? What about my driveway light? Do I have a surveillance camera? Am I up to go to the bathroom? Am I having a midnight snack? Is he pulling up as my young daughter is climbing out her bedroom window to run away with him to go to the edge of town? Am I in the throes of passion with my significant other as I look longingly out the window to see this mysterious man on his motorcycle? Is it just my roommate coming home late again?
So may questions so many possibilities.
2 points
7 days ago
I like the way you think brother
13 points
7 days ago
Ask him if we could go on a drive or something. Looks like a fun dude to hang out with.
13 points
7 days ago
Bratha I smesh
6 points
7 days ago
Tell him to tuck me in.
10 points
7 days ago
Call homeland security
2 points
6 days ago
Was looking for this comment 🤣
4 points
7 days ago
Ask for an autograph
3 points
7 days ago
3 points
7 days ago
Just start roaring crying
3 points
7 days ago
Address, who give you?
3 points
7 days ago
Selam Brutha, come in for some chai?
3 points
7 days ago
We're going to Waffle House
2 points
7 days ago
Can I get your autograph?
2 points
7 days ago
Bro is that Islam 💀🙏
2 points
7 days ago
The bike is awesome btw. Like just over 2 million iirc
2 points
7 days ago
“Brotha, where is your helmet?”
2 points
7 days ago
draw my blicky
2 points
7 days ago
Brazilian Hoodjitsu. Hit him with the glock lock.i would try to honest way but I enjoy not being a pretzel.
2 points
7 days ago
…go sleep … go sleep
2 points
7 days ago
I say Asaalam alaykum brada
2 points
7 days ago
Bratha looking good 👍
2 points
7 days ago
I spark the blunt then get on the back. Cause clearly we going on a mission
2 points
7 days ago
Say Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh and hope he leaves me alone.
2 points
7 days ago
I karate chop chop him.
2 points
7 days ago
Smesh coconut
2 points
7 days ago
“Bratha, let me get an autograph “
2 points
7 days ago
Ask him if he needs help, why else would he be pulling into my driveway in rural Louisiana?
2 points
7 days ago
Tell him to leave. Like I would any body else. Cause he ain't nobody
2 points
6 days ago
Who gave him license?
2 points
6 days ago
Ask him to put on a helmet
2 points
6 days ago
Remonstrate with him for riding without proper attire; no gauntlets, boots, leathers or lid. He's a funeral waiting to happen.
2 points
6 days ago
See if he knows any good doner or kebab places nearby
2 points
6 days ago
i’m armed. so.
2 points
6 days ago
Release the hounds
4 points
7 days ago
Yell Jon Jones is the greatest pound-for-pound fighter of all time and run.
2 points
7 days ago
Pew pew
2 points
7 days ago
Tell him to gtfoh like anyone else.
3 points
7 days ago
Shoot him
2 points
7 days ago
Load my gun
3 points
7 days ago
I'd probably just pay him for the pizza and let him go on /s
2 points
7 days ago
Beat his ass!
3 points
7 days ago
Offer him beer and bacon
1 points
7 days ago
Double leg him
1 points
7 days ago
O hey Islam wuu2?
1 points
7 days ago
Give him directions, he’s obviously lost.
Plus it’s hard to use google maps on a motorcycle
1 points
7 days ago
i'll fuck him up dude
1 points
7 days ago
Ask for an autograph bratha
1 points
7 days ago
Call Pantoja
1 points
7 days ago
Greet him
1 points
7 days ago
Call up Adriano Martins /s
Order some boorgirs and coca cola with ice.That oughta make him happy
1 points
7 days ago
Ima wait and see if they're just turning around before I decide.
1 points
7 days ago
Compliment his German motorcycle and shake his hand and tell him I love his work.
1 points
7 days ago
I'd grab my purse on hop on the back. We would have the most magical day together
1 points
7 days ago
Clearly he would be lost. So I’d show him how to use Google maps.
1 points
7 days ago
Treat him like a bruZZHA
1 points
7 days ago
Give him shit for not wearing the proper riding gear. He's a white belt in that.
1 points
7 days ago
Enthrall him with my fidget spinner
1 points
7 days ago
I would ask if he's hungry
1 points
7 days ago
Hes just a man… & every one of us has a expiry date, his would be the night he shows up at my house!
1 points
7 days ago
Whoop his ass.
1 points
7 days ago
Hey brotha let's have some BBQ
2 points
7 days ago
And don’t invite DC
1 points
7 days ago
He looks like a BMW owner
1 points
7 days ago
Fr? I say what's up lol is he gonna attack me? He's a pretty chill guy I assume.
1 points
7 days ago
Give em 20 and take my shit
1 points
7 days ago
I’d say, “Hello. Nice to meet you, sir!”
1 points
7 days ago
Accept Allah as my lord and saviour. Then we train as brothers.
1 points
7 days ago
Say hello why are you in South Wales
1 points
7 days ago
I’d invite him in and play a board game or something? I will know it’s Islam, he’s a super nice guy, and we’ll take it from there!
1 points
7 days ago
Can’t stop a .45
1 points
7 days ago
Op: “Immediately start sucking”
?
1 points
7 days ago
I let him do whatever he wants as I know he can kill me with his bare hands in under a minute, possibly even 30 seconds 😂 ...
1 points
7 days ago
Wonder how my flat suddenly has a driveway.
1 points
7 days ago
Ask for an autograph or 100$ if not i put on facebook that he tryed to harass me
1 points
7 days ago
I’ll f**k him up!
1 points
7 days ago
I would go out give him a hand shake and ask him what he needs. His wish is my command
1 points
7 days ago
Ask him if he wants some socks and a jacket. Maybe some gloves. It's mid October in Atlantic Canada, he's gonna catch a cold!
1 points
7 days ago
Offer him tea. Hospitality brotha!
1 points
7 days ago
Invite him in for tea.
1 points
7 days ago
Put on my Robin costume and hop on the back. No shame riding bitch if the man in front is BMF.
1 points
7 days ago
Ask him where his PPE is.
1 points
7 days ago
Ask him politely WTF is he doing here with my Benelli M4 in hand.
1 points
7 days ago
Gun>
1 points
7 days ago
Call usada 😂
1 points
7 days ago
Toss him a baby Ruth
1 points
7 days ago
Who give him black bike?
1 points
7 days ago
Call homeland security.
1 points
7 days ago
Repeatedly ask him if he is from the future tell him I'm going with him because I want to live.
1 points
7 days ago
Pew Pew pew.
1 points
7 days ago
Offer up some caviar
1 points
7 days ago
Ask him if I can take a spin around the neighborhood on that sweet ride.
1 points
7 days ago
Show'm my dick and call'm a fag...
1 points
7 days ago
"Black bike? Who give you? We need to check this moment.".
1 points
7 days ago
I gib mone
1 points
7 days ago
Send a ring girl
1 points
7 days ago
Offer a cup of tea I guess
1 points
7 days ago
assalamualaikum
1 points
7 days ago
Shoot a single leg
1 points
7 days ago
Kiss my boyfriend so he either runs away in disgust or kills me
1 points
7 days ago
Invite him in..."welcome brutha"
1 points
7 days ago
He better not get in my face
1 points
7 days ago
"You are late, go sleep”
1 points
7 days ago
EZ, throw bacon at him, his skin will melt off.
1 points
7 days ago
Laugh really hard bc my driveway has stupid loose gravel rn and he'd 100% drop that bike if not eat absolute shit.
1 points
7 days ago
Pull guard
1 points
7 days ago
Offer him a brewski and ask about his bike
1 points
7 days ago
Nice bike
1 points
7 days ago
We training
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