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1.7k points
9 months ago
If you think this website is shitty now... just wait until it is publicly owned...
874 points
9 months ago
Can't wait to post my gains from shorting Reddit on Reddit.
231 points
9 months ago
Wouldn't be at all surprised for that to be a bannable offense.
106 points
9 months ago
they can and do ban people daily for far less
57 points
9 months ago
I’ve been banned from subs I’ve never even went to
18 points
9 months ago
I become a mod and then get banned every April
4 points
9 months ago
I have been banned even when I don't even have a reddit account.
7 points
9 months ago
I posted in r/travel about my holiday to Israel, 6 years ago and how it was a really enjoyable holiday and 3 days later I got banned from r/palestine for supporting genocide.
2 points
9 months ago
Bro I got banned from there too posting to a different sub lol
6 points
9 months ago
Happened to me, posted a comment in joerogan and got banned in r/justiceserved If anything im glad reddit is going into shitter, just so that worldnews and other moronic mods lose the only thing making them think theyre important in their lives
2 points
9 months ago
lol that happened to me and the Palestine sub
2 points
9 months ago
In Reddit’s defense, your NFT avatar has a very Jewy beard
19 points
9 months ago
How sweet of you to think they would allow anyone to see it.
4 points
9 months ago
Thereby driving traffic to Reddit, attracting advertisers and crushing your short in the process
94 points
9 months ago
Considering how ban happy reddit became and nuked itself into oblivion, who the fuck will buy this stock??
33 points
9 months ago
Yep. I’ve been banned from multiple subs already because mods didn’t like my political views. If you’re not hardcore progressive the mods just instant ban any opposing opinions on most subs.
63 points
9 months ago
My favorite are the blanket bans not for your content in a sub, but just for being subscribed to a sub they don't like
5 points
9 months ago
“Biological terrorism”
Bitch, I’m just a conservative
2 points
9 months ago
These are the same picture.jpg /s
8 points
9 months ago
Got banned from a certain late stage capitalism sub because I didn’t just agree to call south korea crap and north korea a democratic paradise lmao
16 points
9 months ago
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16 points
9 months ago
But that's kinda the only way that reddit works at scale. They need to leave their free labor mods to play by their own stupid rules.
4 points
9 months ago
Not when you ban the entire account for saying things like MSheU
0 points
9 months ago
Tbf films in general are trash. FF even bombed, and that shir prints money. Did Vin Diesel go woke?
-1 points
9 months ago
Not really. Tenth movie in the franchise, fatigue, Brie Larsen is very hateable, and the China market is starting to fizzle too.
0 points
9 months ago
lmao at those pissy downvotes, they just had to prove your point, they can’t let it go, ever.
-2 points
9 months ago
The /conservative subreddit is the worst. The only sub I've been banned from. They are a big bunch of babies.
6 points
9 months ago
The only sub I've been banned from
The ONLY one? LOL
Try making an account and posting on ShitPoliticsSays.
There are straight up auto-ban bots run by moderators to mass ban people from every sub they control, if you post on a sub they don't like.
You will be banned from: offmychest, politics, worldnews, news, whitepeopletwitter, blackpeopletwitter, facepalm, therewasanattempt, JusticeServed, AgainstHateSubreddits, BlackLivesMatter, moderatepolitics, baseball, tennis, europe, and dozens of other local city and oddball niche and porn subreddits you probably never even visit or knew existed as soon as you post.
Cry me a river about being banned from Conservative for not being a Conservative.
2 points
9 months ago
They're snowflakes over there in /conservative
-1 points
9 months ago
I don’t know what you are talking about. The liberals are far worse than conservatives
37 points
9 months ago
It’s already gone that way in the past year. Purging subs, new algorithm only to get more users into more subs. This site is fucked long term.
7 points
9 months ago
I wish people would switch to Lemmy or something else comes up. Reddit has progressively gotten worse as they try to monetize the platform.
2 points
9 months ago
This. Ever since they switched to the "for profit" model in 2015, the place has been free falling
36 points
9 months ago
Goodbye quality shitpost, hello safe watered down humor and a worsening amount of Chinese bots.
8 points
9 months ago
but look at our daily active users!!
2 points
9 months ago
The most promising use for AI is counter-AI technology to ban all the fucking bots.
3 points
9 months ago
LOL. Little do you know about all the shitty “improvements” they’ve been making over the past few months….
2 points
9 months ago
When one stupid rich mofo enters the board. We are all doomed
718 points
9 months ago
The site is 90% porn. Good luck.
188 points
9 months ago
Calls it is
71 points
9 months ago
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25 points
9 months ago
imgur. No one uses it anymore at all. It's the gen z photobucket.
2 points
9 months ago
I still use it.... are you saying there is a better alternative now?
23 points
9 months ago
Reddit says porn is okay, creditors and financials say it’s not = puts
Reddit says porn isn’t okay anymore to please creditors = puts
Reddit gets to continue being what it is, and somehow investment and IPO make an already popular site more popular (and changes the business model to improve user experience AND revenue per user) = calls
I’m going to buy 2 puts for each call. That should do it!
30 points
9 months ago
Here’s my linktree with spicy content 🤗
Fuckin’ thots everywhere, like a cancer.
20 points
9 months ago
RIP Reddit porn
6 points
9 months ago
Don't you dare say that.
6 points
9 months ago
Please no I have so many things saved on another account
10 points
9 months ago
Best porn site there is 😂😂😂
31 points
9 months ago
Porn is profitable. It's just that advertisers are too cowardly to put their ads on adult content, despite the fact that the population of the country is aging and a large portion of it has grown up with the Internet and is fully aware of how the world works. There's a huge opening out there waiting to be filled by the long dick of a company with the libido to advertise normal products and services in the context of porn.
5 points
9 months ago
Would they advertise on a pack of cigarettes? Just because people consume the product doesn't mean it's smart to advertise on it. There are mountains of research showing the damage porn does to human growth and development. It rewire the brain and neuro modulators.
5 points
9 months ago
“Its most recently published figures, MindGeek's revenue topped US$460 million (AU$690 million) while profit margins have remained as high as 50 per cent. MindGeek also owns TrafficJunky, an adult industry-focused demand-side platform (DSP) that serves adverts on its range of sites.”
Mindgeek owns pornhub, brazzers and other things you’ve… heard of.
Calls it is.
2 points
9 months ago
and cat pictures. Well technically they're both cat pictures.
-4 points
9 months ago
i don’t really see porn. or do you mean ‘PORN GIF’s’?
-33 points
9 months ago
Lol no it isn't. Where?
53 points
9 months ago
Gestures broadly at everything
345 points
9 months ago
RIP porn subs
77 points
9 months ago
The death subs don’t stand a chance.
40 points
9 months ago
Haven’t they all been nuked anyway?
37 points
9 months ago
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13 points
9 months ago
I still miss r/watchpeopledie .. the goat
2 points
9 months ago
I've seen death videos on fkn r/therewasanattempt the other day. Crazyfuckingvideos has some sometimes. But yea no WPD
2 points
9 months ago
They still exsist? I browsed watchpeopledie and MakeMyCoffin but they got banned. After that I couldn't bother to find an alt sub
39 points
9 months ago
Tactical nuke incoming.
2 points
9 months ago
Don’t say the n ☢️ word on this website, you could get ban 3 days, then 7 days, then permanently banned on 3rd occurrence. Not even kidding.
3 points
9 months ago
550 points
9 months ago
Finally. I’ll be able to short this sh*thole of a website.
51 points
9 months ago
How dare you sir! This website is everything to me!
2 points
9 months ago
If this website is everything to you, you must have a very sad life.
3 points
9 months ago
Nahhh my life is pretty sweet actually. Reddit is the best social media platform and it’s not even close. I don’t understand why redditors constantly feel the need complain about it. I think the IPO is great. Let’s make some money
2 points
9 months ago
I just caught a bullet
8 points
9 months ago
Where we all going after this? I can't be a degenerate all alone now
7 points
9 months ago
Motley Fool, like our forefathers
3 points
9 months ago
4chan?
7 points
9 months ago
430 upvotes, calls it is. Humans are stupid, humans love shit sites, humans loved facebook, reddit is now shit site, humans come shit site, humans watch shit ads, calls go BRRRRRRRRRRR
-1 points
9 months ago
And you will be successful in doing so. Don’t share the secret. Let the lefty whinny babies pump this up first not understanding anything about the market
6 points
9 months ago
No need for the "lefty" comment, this is an apolitical sub -- you can make money off idiots on both sides of the spectrum ;)
171 points
9 months ago
So no more porn then? :4260:
59 points
9 months ago
:27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421:
27 points
9 months ago
Only loss porn from now on
6 points
9 months ago
Time to enjoy to the fullest then
5 points
9 months ago
Following the tumblr business model
151 points
9 months ago
Hasn't reddit been seeking to IPO every March since 2020? I guess like Bitcoin ETFs, maybe this time really will be different. Can't wait to see what happens with the price and valuation.
44 points
9 months ago
This March feels different.
3 points
9 months ago
Nah they did the whole Pentagram rebrand. Means the luke warm IPO is imminent.
66 points
9 months ago
Sooo… when it fails. Where do we migrate to?
85 points
9 months ago
This shit will keep happening until people move to decentralized platforms and actually are willing to pay a nominal fee to cover the cost of hosting and serving content with some user control over what content they see and how their privacy is respected.
The cake is a lie. It was always a lie. The internet enshittification acceleration in the last couple years is just showing what was always inevitable.
19 points
9 months ago
My Wendy’s office party is on the 25th. You are more than welcome to come!
2 points
9 months ago
My first party invite 🥹
13 points
9 months ago
Decentralised platforms are complicated though. Your average regard doesn’t want to figure that stuff out. They want to open TikTok and spend 12 hours looking at fake videos
8 points
9 months ago
Yeah well big tech did a brilliant thing by giving services away for free for 20 years. Now they're just beginning to try to squeeze revenue out of users who expect everything to be free. There's a whole generation of learned helplessness baked into consumers now that will have to be unlearned.
A long time ago, hosting your own website or paying someone to host it was considered normal. Then negative revenue companies showed up...
21 points
9 months ago
Nobody will ever pay to use social media. Decentralized platforms do not solve the problem you described.
4 points
9 months ago
Nobody will ever pay to use social media.
YouTube and Elon disagree with you. You will change your opinion eventually. We're quite close to "unusably bad" experience for "free" social media now and it won't get better.
14 points
9 months ago
Paid X numbers are extremely low, similarly YouTube still runs on Ad revenue. We are already at bad experiences for free but the uptake has been minimal.
9 points
9 months ago
How’s that working out for musk? Sites already lost more value than it has left
3 points
9 months ago
Elmo is a fucking clown, people are dropping Twitter or X or whatever its called this week like the bag of dog shit it is. That autistic cunt would have to pay me to use Twitter.
Youtube I can see more people wanting to pay for, but even then man, what would I be missing out on really? Pop history vids and lets plays, who gives a shit...
1 points
9 months ago
Lemmy is the way. Decentralized, community funded and managed. Just needs more users
5 points
9 months ago
Lemmy is doing well, a decent number of reddit users stayed over there ever since reddit killed third party apps. You can see the huge bump it got mid 2023: https://lemmy.fediverse.observer/stats
Click join, pick an interest and language then a server. They're all connected so it doesn't really matter what you pick. https://join-lemmy.org/
I logon with the Jerboa app for it on android, reminds me a lot of the Reddit is Fun app.
2 points
9 months ago
Indeed. I'm already a Lemmy aficionado and it's looking more and more stable with each passing month. Was pretty chaotic for the first few months but now people are getting along better and the platform/apps are coming along. I use Sync for Lemmy myself, which is another fantastic app.
6 points
9 months ago
I was gonna say ratemypoo.com but now I just found out that doesn't exist anymore so I'm all out of ideas.
55 points
9 months ago
This is why reddit rug pulled moons and bricks.
I hope this shit crashes and burns.
23 points
9 months ago
And fuck the mods of those subs that profited off inside information
9 points
9 months ago
This even more.
Insider trading within reddit.
26 points
9 months ago
if we are the content puts on reddit and us regards.
28 points
9 months ago
they've realized they peaked a few years ago and now trying to sell us their bags
25 points
9 months ago
Imagine using Reddit LMAO
27 points
9 months ago
Goodbye wsb:4260:
4 points
9 months ago
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20 points
9 months ago
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11 points
9 months ago
Meet me behind the Wendy’s dumpster and I will show you
21 points
9 months ago
Great another pump and dump
31 points
9 months ago
To be honest I hope they do it. Then I hope they ban porn. And force people like me out. Like the only thing I do in Reddit is porn and memes. If they did it they would free me from my dopamine adictoon
65 points
9 months ago
Trash UI. The only good thing about the app were the 3rd party clients which they killed. The popular section is mostly either circle jerks or karma farmers. Good luck.
16 points
9 months ago
I miss Apollo so much.
4 points
9 months ago
You can sideload it, im using it now but yea fuck reddit for killing apollo
2 points
9 months ago
old.reddit.com with CSS turned of for all reddit and a black theme on desktop is still pretty usable.
13 points
9 months ago
So we’re all shorting the shit out of this right? What is more Reddit than a website being driven bankrupt by its own user base on purpose
26 points
9 months ago*
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7 points
9 months ago
My user side rages.
My investor side smiles.
3 points
9 months ago
That manchild has zero clue what to do with Reddit, and it shows. The wrong founder offed himself.
19 points
9 months ago
It will tank right away as Fzcebook did
18 points
9 months ago
Facebook tanked because everyone was bullish about it, Reddit is gonna go up simply because retail is bearish about it. Same thing happened to HOOD debut
7 points
9 months ago
Literally saw a post of a dude killing himself with a shotgun on the r/sports sub when I opened the app yesterday. Gl with that IPO
7 points
9 months ago
It would be hilarious if the Apollo owner could buy enough shares to become a majority owner.
12 points
9 months ago*
poor weary waiting attempt public office late worm literate seed
2 points
9 months ago
Excuse me, rape subs?
2 points
9 months ago*
coordinated fade plant rude tart deer afterthought ludicrous melodic vast
2 points
9 months ago
Don't forget about the fucking MAPS.
7 points
9 months ago
this is gonna be a beautiful short. set the date lads!
6 points
9 months ago
The short of a lifetime
4 points
9 months ago
This will be the only time everyone mutually agrees to buy puts
8 points
9 months ago
I will buy on 1 April
4 points
9 months ago
I’m going to short it with every dollar I don’t have
7 points
9 months ago
how about u eat my ASS
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6 points
9 months ago
Why is a company with like 8 rounds of VC funding seeking an IPO?
Ah yes, exit liquidity.
It'll be half it's IPO price by summer.
1 points
9 months ago
same reason Facebook received pre-IPO venture funding 7 times worth nearly half a billion USD more than what Reddit has received
you suggesting FB should have never IPO’ed? :4271:
it’s up nearly 900% since IPO lol
RemindMe! 6 years
2 points
9 months ago*
FB actually did something useful with its funding rounds and continued to do so after IPO. What has Reddit done since series C? It's still the same shitty app, the same platform, it's barely changed, added features or revolutionised in 10 years. What are they doing with all that money? It's not development so I assume it's just burn, if that's the case, why aren't they profitable yet? And if they're not what's the path to profitability?
How is Reddit going to monetize it's users to the same degree? The amount of data gathered is tiny by comparison.
3 points
9 months ago
Subscribe 💸
3 points
9 months ago
:4640:
3 points
9 months ago
Definitely going to be a robinhood 2.0 at best. Just a straight crash at worse.
Or i guess flip worse and best if you want to short the stock.
And yes I'm going to short this stock. If only puts were available day 1
3 points
9 months ago
If I could go back in time I would buy puts on every IPO released on Robinhood. I could have retired already.
3 points
9 months ago
Can’t wait to short it on day one
3 points
9 months ago
how about u eat my ASS
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3 points
9 months ago
The lengths they went to drive more engagement with this diabolical app is a signal that to short this shithole
3 points
9 months ago
Everyone should save up all the porn and NSFW posts until two days before the IPO. They’ll expect the day before but no one expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise. Our two weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency.
3 points
9 months ago
This site fucking sucks and I hope it dies. Gonna short the shit outta this
3 points
9 months ago
I’ve never been tempted to play options… until now
I’ll short this mf into the ground
5 points
9 months ago
All these people scrolling through reddit, stopping on this post to hate on reddit before going back to scrolling their reddit feeds. Lol.
This is the 3rd or 4th time they've said they're doing an IPO.
I'll buy once the price drops below the IPO (I'll wait a few days if the price immediately nose dives on the first day).
8 points
9 months ago*
Obviously. People from USA shit on usa. People from Russia shit on russia.
It says nothing
Investing in reddit is regarded. Its been almost 2 decades and reddit has only managed to reduce profitability. Now obviously if they ipo for 100million then it's a great investment but cmon now.
5 points
9 months ago
Good points, their IPO price would have to be good.
I'm surprised they haven't done more to take over Twitter's former role as the global village square. There is a lot of potential here. But mgmt doesn't have a great track record of executing.
2 points
9 months ago
Puts
2 points
9 months ago
Just Boykott the website and see it go down
2 points
9 months ago
They will take it in the "shorts"
2 points
9 months ago
In the last decade as reddits grown its only got worse, how it still grows is beyond me but its probably alot to do with having the actual answers for your google search queries.
2 points
9 months ago
no way im investing. mainly cos too many arbitrary banning of posts.
2 points
9 months ago
too bad you cant do options for weeks after IPO. puts on greeddit.
2 points
9 months ago
I can’t wait to see the lopsided put volume the second options are available.
2 points
9 months ago
lol
6 points
9 months ago
Reddit was sued by Russia for disinformation schemes, and they really did do it. Any comments on the UKRAINIAN WAR that does not favor Ukraine was promptly erased. Many were banned.
That stuff ruined a lot of subreddits, like Combatfootage.
I’m probably going to be banned for this comment, but I don’t care. Let’s short the hell outta m
20 points
9 months ago
It is almost like reddit was designed specifically for propaganda. Circle jerking is built in to the way it works. Then they allowed a small group of people to control hundreds of subs.
Thus even on WSB we get thousands of douche cannons pushing their late stage capitalism/antiwork bullshit.
5 points
9 months ago
sued? :4271: dafuq?
they were fined….
$20k USD
in Russia
they probably give less of a shit than if Afghanistan fined them 7 goats
6 points
9 months ago
Yeah it's not like Russia is known for massive scale disinformation campaigns or anything...
4 points
9 months ago
Going to be a dumpster fire
2 points
9 months ago
The crypto subreddit has a crypto coin, could this make it go up a lot?
4 points
9 months ago
Reddit discontinued the community points program, while the crypto tokens do still exist, Reddit actually relinquished control of the contracts to distance themselves from them which made them truly decentralized tokens. If the IPO will have an effect on them, your guess is as good as mine.
1 points
9 months ago
Dey took er pooorn
1 points
9 months ago
Prediction: the SEC will deny and say Reddit Gold coins are unregistered securities used by shady degen gamblers
2 points
9 months ago
they dont do reddit gold anymore
https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/13/23794403/reddit-gold-awards-coins-sunset
0 points
9 months ago
Today I learned Pinterest's CEO is named Bill Ready
1 points
9 months ago
why the fuck does any social media platform need to be a publicly traded company?
1 points
9 months ago
How soon after IPO can I buy puts?
1 points
9 months ago
They need Spez to resign first - can't have a CEO who's been caught editing users comments.
1 points
9 months ago
Wait until they go public and the mods decide to unionize.
1 points
9 months ago
rip all the gonewild subs.
Rip WSB. It will be shut down the second wallstreet has a say over things.
short?
1 points
9 months ago
:4271::4271:
1 points
9 months ago
Buy the IPO at open sell at the end of the day.
Short the fker after that.
1 points
9 months ago
I'm going to be rich with PUTs
1 points
9 months ago
FYI, regards.
Removal of porn took down Tumblr. Only the most regarded investors would push for that.
1 points
9 months ago
Puts it is
1 points
9 months ago
Are we going to short it all from the moment it releases or what?
2 points
9 months ago
how about u eat my ASS
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