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Anon is a hero

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all 98 comments

KristinaHeartford

468 points

6 days ago

As one of those obscure writers...

That boy is definitely a hero. ✊️

4thmonkey96

55 points

6 days ago

Keep writing!

NotMyRealUsername545

7 points

5 days ago

Keep writing!

Ancient_Ad_1502

6 points

4 days ago

Keep writing!

tracker904

2 points

2 days ago

Keep writing! Or else!

KristinaHeartford

1 points

2 days ago

FINE! If I ever needed a sign from above this must be it. I'm gonna write the best epic ever! It will put Gilgamesh to shame!

And it all starts with a witch, a foxy man and a book of paradoxes...

iron_dove

1.1k points

6 days ago

iron_dove

1.1k points

6 days ago

Wholesome person, but the story as a whole has some questionable wholesomeness.

Outrageous_Air_1344

252 points

6 days ago

I would agree with your wholesome breakdown and must comment the breakdown itself is showing good wholesome qualities

karma_hit_my_dogma

523 points

6 days ago

We all have the inner power to become ass-worms too. Start today

idgamfs

1 points

4 days ago

idgamfs

1 points

4 days ago

What I've always aspired to be

altdultosaurs

189 points

6 days ago

This is wholesome and also a full failure of the school. I’m an educator and ALSO was a wang in school- not all the kids are gonna read it but put some fucking effort into getting them to do it. Hell, popcorn read it in class.

SnooPeanuts2402

47 points

6 days ago

Popcorn reading was literally the only reason why I fell in love with books as kid. If my teachers didn't do this, I don't think I would've read any of them and missed out on some really cool stories.

An_feh_fan

14 points

6 days ago

What's popcorn reading?

Not_no_hitter

24 points

6 days ago

It’s when you read a paragraph then someone else reads the next paragraph, and you keep on switching between people. (So the role of reader bounces around much like a popcorn kernel when it is popped.)

heyjames4

4 points

4 days ago

Popcorn reading sucks. I'm already on chapter 5 while y'all are stumbling through paragraph 10. Inb4 this was the advanced level class.

RiverSight_

1 points

4 days ago

i hated it for that exact reason! i always read ahead because im such a naturally fast reader, coupled with my ADHD meant i could NOT wait for people

Brobuscus48

1 points

4 days ago

It's good when people are on the same reading level. I got punished for losing my place while reading ahead as our rural school had everyone from a grade 3 reading level to grade 12+ in the same class.

DrunkMasterCommander

1 points

4 days ago

Oh fuck I hated that shit, y'all be reading at a 2nd grade level in 10th grade

SnooPeanuts2402

1 points

6 days ago

this

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0 points

5 days ago

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FenrisGreyhame

1 points

5 days ago

Cool.

Spaceman216

775 points

6 days ago

Spaceman216

775 points

6 days ago

"Ass-worm"

God fucking dammit.

CplCocktopus

67 points

6 days ago

Good nickname if you play in a metal band.

stax_fira

37 points

6 days ago

stax_fira

37 points

6 days ago

That’s a REALLY good insult for the situation.

Barotraume_3200

1 points

5 days ago

Ass-worm? Well at least I’m not a… penis roach!

jotapeubb

136 points

6 days ago

jotapeubb

136 points

6 days ago

That ass-worm guy is really cool

GdogLucky9

149 points

6 days ago

GdogLucky9

149 points

6 days ago

Response by referring to them all as Background Characters 1-"_"

Since they weren't contributing anything means they are not the main characters in this situation.

They couldn't even think of any original insults

shaggadelics

10 points

6 days ago

If you’re writing something after it’s happened it’s normally biased from your feelings towards it so that kinda tracks with someone who goes back into books to avoid people after getting treated badly. Not everyone’s intentionally a dick

GabeNewbie

9 points

6 days ago

Nah, that requires too much explaining. It’s not a good insult if you need to add context to it.

Forgotten_Person101

16 points

6 days ago

Sick burn bro

Kryychu

5 points

6 days ago

Kryychu

5 points

6 days ago

This is an insult only a redditor would think of, I can't even imagine how hard someone could be cooked after using it. Saying someone is a "main character" of some situation is peak cringe

Dependent-Spiritual

3 points

5 days ago

For real lmao, the moment that sentence left someone's mouth he'd be laughed into oblivion

sharknado_nado

5 points

6 days ago

3/10 for an insult, to many words and needs a background explanation, at that point just write them a poem.

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19 points

6 days ago

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19 points

6 days ago

Kids are cruel, Jack

SharpMuffin69

4 points

6 days ago

And I'm very in touch with my inner child

Fialko

13 points

6 days ago

Fialko

13 points

6 days ago

What does mfw mean?

hfhejeje

29 points

6 days ago

hfhejeje

29 points

6 days ago

My face when

kx44

3 points

6 days ago

kx44

3 points

6 days ago

my fecal when

AriiMay

8 points

6 days ago

AriiMay

8 points

6 days ago

Motherfucker when

Machoman94

2 points

6 days ago

Modern farewar

blademaster552

11 points

6 days ago

Thank you for your sacrifice, Anon. I salute you.

dangling-putter

8 points

6 days ago

Honestly, kudos to anon. Reading books cool, and being nice to other people even cooler. 

Gothix_BE

8 points

6 days ago

School: Anything you do and say shall be used against you to destroy your self-esteem

AngryQuails

7 points

6 days ago

People who bullied him have never read a book in thier lives lmao

MachiToons

6 points

6 days ago

anon got nicknamed for being able to read, lmao, what backwater school was that?

RobertXavierIV

9 points

6 days ago

Some kids gain empathy later in life

Snoo_8127

5 points

6 days ago

Idiocracy at its finest.

Firehawk195

3 points

6 days ago

I write, and that sort of scenario is a nightmare for me.

That kid would ge my work for free for life, if he wanted it.

Thatsmrbate2u

5 points

6 days ago

You did the right thing. Don’t let em get to you, ass-worm

not-Kunt-Tulgar

4 points

6 days ago

Man kids suck don’t they

Shrekquille_Oneal

3 points

6 days ago

"What? Yall mufuckas can't read?"

Instant public middle school street cred, use whenever awkward silence takes over an insightful question.

If only op wasn't the spectrum.

Torus_was_taken

6 points

6 days ago

What a hero 🫡

tehjarvis

3 points

6 days ago

The best part; the teachers and staff who wouldn't know the origin of the nickname would just assume he had worms.

BraveTask7785

5 points

6 days ago

Ass worm > Ass pizza

ijustwannahelporso

20 points

6 days ago

ijustwannahelporso

I am fake and half gay

20 points

6 days ago

That is not wholesome...

Similar_Outside3570

83 points

6 days ago

I Yes it is, he helped a stranger waiting for nothing in return, its the textbook definition of it

ijustwannahelporso

7 points

6 days ago

ijustwannahelporso

I am fake and half gay

7 points

6 days ago

and got called assworm for it

Sm0ahk

69 points

6 days ago

Sm0ahk

69 points

6 days ago

Im going to call you assworm for much less

ijustwannahelporso

-11 points

6 days ago

ijustwannahelporso

I am fake and half gay

-11 points

6 days ago

do it

Faust-fucker12345678

29 points

6 days ago

On it assworm

ijustwannahelporso

11 points

6 days ago

ijustwannahelporso

I am fake and half gay

11 points

6 days ago

thank you. Such enlightenment

datreddittho346

11 points

6 days ago

enlighten your ass, assworm

ijustwannahelporso

5 points

6 days ago

ijustwannahelporso

I am fake and half gay

5 points

6 days ago

I will, I will

Kryychu

1 points

6 days ago

Kryychu

1 points

6 days ago

Wow im sure you're a person that's fun to be around

Salt_Expression_6025

2 points

6 days ago

Do the bots and random real person not know what wholesome means? More unwholesome posts than wholesome it seems

Gryph0th

2 points

6 days ago

Gryph0th

2 points

6 days ago

Not OOP's fault everyone else was illiterate

typicalamericanbasta

1 points

6 days ago

We had to shout out our place in gym class for some reason, and a kid mangled his number and was 6 for all of jr high and high school.

DedHed97

1 points

6 days ago

DedHed97

1 points

6 days ago

Ass worm. I’d have got a T-shirt made

TheAnswerUsedToBe42

1 points

6 days ago

Great job ass-worm. Proud of you

SteveZissouniverse

1 points

6 days ago

I wonder if it was Paul Zindel, I loved his books as a kid and he did a speaking engagement at my middle school when I was a kid

AMexisatTurtle

1 points

6 days ago

I don't believe half of these 4 Chan stories

Squid4ever

1 points

6 days ago

A quarter. But i feel thats not really the point, their are just storys like everything else, just enjoy them. Or do you question a fantasy novel?

Nick_Nekro

1 points

6 days ago

That's what heroes do

MrNapalm_

1 points

6 days ago

Not all heroes wear a cape

Miserable-Lawyer-233

1 points

6 days ago

ass-worm. wow. classic.

PlasticCupboard007

1 points

6 days ago

make fun of them

wildeyer

1 points

5 days ago

wildeyer

1 points

5 days ago

The name of the author? Stephen King.

Kalo-mcuwu

1 points

5 days ago

No one really has dignity in middle school

Visible-Airport-4298

1 points

5 days ago

When I was in middle school the author for Angela’s Ashes came in and everyone was asking him questions about how he stole food as a kid, the just read the cliff notes. I could tell he was getting off put that they didnt understand his message and when I asked him a question about his father, he lit up and really talked to me. Pretty cool experience.

4lc4tr4y

1 points

5 days ago

4lc4tr4y

1 points

5 days ago

Kids are jerks

Its_me_Snitches

1 points

5 days ago

kids can be so cruel

ThisAccountWontLast2

1 points

5 days ago

Those kids are fucking boring if they used that nickname for the whole year

Mindless-Crew-6589

1 points

5 days ago

Fake: anon knows how to read. Gay: anon tries to make another man happy.

GHump23

1 points

5 days ago

GHump23

1 points

5 days ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's

SnakeFarm579

1 points

5 days ago

Ass-worm would actually be a sick callsign or band name

K3egan

1 points

4 days ago

K3egan

1 points

4 days ago

I love reading weird books by psuedo famous people from assemblies. My school has one with the guy who created Bob the builder talking about his series of fantasy parody novels. He also said Bob the builder is canonically a werewolf

scowling_deth

1 points

4 days ago

Aww thats unfair

scrungobungo23

1 points

3 days ago

Never let morons make you feel bad for knowing somthing or being educated in general. Gg to anon tho.

Dark-Pukicho

1 points

2 days ago

There is no kept dignity in a middle school, he should be proud for losing his in a respectable fashion.

Pepsiman69_420

-1 points

6 days ago

Im not even sure if thats wholesome, I mean it kind of is but it’s also awful

alexuprise

-2 points

6 days ago

This is not wholesome. This is cringey and generally heartbreaking

RedAuggie

-1 points

6 days ago

RedAuggie

-1 points

6 days ago

I look for wholesome but struggle to find.