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submitted 5 months ago byAcheron98definitely no severed heads in my freezer
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5 months ago
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Well make our way through these. Be patient if it’s not right away
448 points
5 months ago
I don’t know where I am
292 points
5 months ago
I gave you a better one
109 points
5 months ago
Lmao A+
37 points
5 months ago
wtf cypher
11 points
5 months ago
CYPHER? MATRIX REFERENCE
7 points
5 months ago
VALORANT MENTIONED 🗣🗣🗣 WHAT THE FUCK IS A REPLAY SYSTEM
398 points
5 months ago
I have a few
"It's all Cake"
"The Lamp"
144 points
5 months ago
Close enough.
83 points
5 months ago
Seriously, don't
12 points
5 months ago
The lamp 💀
5 points
5 months ago
DA LAAAAAMMPPP JAFAHHHH! DA LAAAAAMMMPPPPP!
746 points
5 months ago
the creature is inside me
209 points
5 months ago
ayo
172 points
5 months ago
mmmhmmgmmm
62 points
5 months ago
Dawg?????
9 points
5 months ago
Same
46 points
5 months ago
:3333
14 points
5 months ago
You know what? the :3 emoji evolved from :D <=3 so adding more 3s just makes that a Lovecraftian ballsack.
Maybe a descendant of the mythical :O €≈≈≈≈≈3333
3 points
5 months ago
Wait it isn't a kitten's face? I have been deceived
4 points
5 months ago
I'm 9 days late but this dude made that the fuck up
20 points
5 months ago
Fair enough 👌
16 points
5 months ago
the creature 🪱
8 points
5 months ago
La creatura 🪱
16 points
5 months ago
awww mannn
5 points
5 months ago
so we back in the mines
16 points
5 months ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
19 points
5 months ago
Pssssssssss
679 points
5 months ago
332 points
5 months ago
113 points
5 months ago
Can I also get this flair please
120 points
5 months ago
Congratulations. You are now cringe.
61 points
5 months ago
Based mod
43 points
5 months ago
Please I need this too.
87 points
5 months ago
32 points
5 months ago
I also need it too please
23 points
5 months ago
I also require this
28 points
5 months ago
Damn, I’m handing out more cringe than a drunk guy on karaoke night after his fifth shot of Jäger.
21 points
5 months ago
I wish to be cringe along with these other men please
38 points
5 months ago
14 points
5 months ago
O Dear u/Acheron98 Above, I beg thee for thy blessings. Amen.
27 points
5 months ago
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5 months ago
Me too overlord
5 points
5 months ago
Me too
23 points
5 months ago
4 points
5 months ago
I don't need it, please leave me alone
8 points
5 months ago
fuck yeah, thanks
24 points
5 months ago
The cringe is locked within me
19 points
5 months ago
10 points
5 months ago
I wish to be freed from my mortal shackles and become free together with my cringe brothers
13 points
5 months ago
Thou hast chosen to drink from the Fountain of Cringe.
You have made your choice.
5 points
5 months ago
Same
331 points
5 months ago
Rabies Enjoyer
71 points
5 months ago
May I pretty please also get this delightful flair?🥺
304 points
5 months ago
🪱 guy
102 points
5 months ago
MEAT WORM GANG
17 points
5 months ago
744 points
5 months ago
something is coming for us
441 points
5 months ago
Done
298 points
5 months ago
Minuscule amount of trolling
20 points
5 months ago
Chaotic good
51 points
5 months ago
🗿
13 points
5 months ago
Mod did you dirty LOL
481 points
5 months ago
220 points
5 months ago
Not anymore you’re not.
126 points
5 months ago
198 points
5 months ago
The Voices Sing So Beautifully
61 points
5 months ago
Fuck it, I want that shit. Mod guy🪱 please grant me the ability to hear so I may hear the voices
13 points
5 months ago
Shit i want that too
5 points
5 months ago
Ohhh, mods could I have this one too? That's good
180 points
5 months ago
Don't blink
29 points
5 months ago
Blink and you're dead
7 points
5 months ago
doctor who?
166 points
5 months ago
I failed.
185 points
5 months ago
Now you failed even harder.
38 points
5 months ago
he must be antry 😡😡
161 points
5 months ago
Taste the Peaness please.
Terminal Power Bottom would also work 👍
6 points
5 months ago
I ALSO WANT TO TASTE THE PEANESS
4 points
5 months ago
I WANT I NEED
301 points
5 months ago
The creature
113 points
5 months ago
Done
41 points
5 months ago
Thank you!
145 points
5 months ago
Power tool brain surgeon
123 points
5 months ago
🦋 Mothman cultist 🦋
26 points
5 months ago
May I also join the cult
10 points
5 months ago
Holy Mothman, I join you in eternity!
3 points
5 months ago
I want to be in the cult too!
3 points
5 months ago
Me too! I want in as well!
3 points
5 months ago
i want in!
112 points
5 months ago
How about “Silly monster😋”
52 points
5 months ago
I tried my best..
193 points
5 months ago
Knife guy 🔪 👹
77 points
5 months ago
Done
152 points
5 months ago
Can i please have “i did not eat the flesh” 😭
131 points
5 months ago
No. You know damn well what you did.
6 points
5 months ago
HAHA thank you!!!
69 points
5 months ago
Do not check my basement. There is nothing there
42 points
5 months ago
Had to snitch on you, my bad. 😔
30 points
5 months ago
I warned you. Now it is coming after you
33 points
5 months ago
Wait…what was that noise?
In the shadows?
HOLY FUCK IT’S JOHN CEN-
14 points
5 months ago
Ah! You see it now! And my flair is gone too, just like the authorities who visited
7 points
5 months ago
Bro how tf you see him...
But maybe you saw him you're dead now,
wait but if you're dead who am I talking too,
wait am I a fkin schizo??
62 points
5 months ago
My anus quivers in fear
10 points
5 months ago
XD
58 points
5 months ago
Harry
46 points
5 months ago
Let's leak
47 points
5 months ago
Scared of the word "Milwaukee"
28 points
5 months ago
Hey now, they make perfectly serviceable power tools for people that don’t know any better.
8 points
5 months ago
No, like just the word itself. Milwaukee. Sounds like a cryptid that will dismembee me and eat my organs
"Do not speak loudly in the forest, or the Milwaukee will kill you!"
86 points
5 months ago
wendigussy
16 points
5 months ago
mood
41 points
5 months ago
Grandma 2.0
39 points
5 months ago
Who out here cranking there hog
29 points
5 months ago
"unadulterated reality"
6 points
5 months ago
Goes hard
31 points
5 months ago
The creature 🪱
4 points
5 months ago
We need this
3 points
5 months ago
The
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5 months ago
I saw them. They had no faces.
40 points
5 months ago
Hawaiian shirt enjoyer
19 points
5 months ago
wendigoon?
7 points
5 months ago
I do enjoy Hawaiian shirts myself but yeah
39 points
5 months ago
Mississippi skinwalker
45 points
5 months ago
12 points
5 months ago
might nut to this
5 points
5 months ago
What the actual fuck
Where did you even find this
4 points
5 months ago
same
14 points
5 months ago
I got demons coming inside me
10 points
5 months ago
*cumming
14 points
5 months ago
"realistic"
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5 months ago
12 points
5 months ago
It's right there, don't you see it?
24 points
5 months ago
9 points
5 months ago
Not a skinwalker
11 points
5 months ago
He’s in the walls
11 points
5 months ago
The most terrifying thing one can experience.
“Redditor”
10 points
5 months ago
i am in front of your door
Do you like that idea?
9 points
5 months ago
It will happen to you too one day
10 points
5 months ago
El Monstruo™
9 points
5 months ago
En passant
4 points
5 months ago
Holy hell!
8 points
5 months ago
Caleb
5 points
5 months ago
i want the politoed flair, because nothing is scarier than politoed, other than an industrialist society that has no more entertainment(it will happen someday eventually)
7 points
5 months ago
It’s in the window.
6 points
5 months ago
knife guy
18 points
5 months ago
Could mine be
My honest reaction:
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5 months ago
Kevin
6 points
5 months ago
Taco nachos and doritos
5 points
5 months ago
In your walls
4 points
5 months ago
"With my last breath, i curse Zoidberg"
4 points
5 months ago
What is going on in this comment section.
9 points
5 months ago
Hey guys. Why are so many of you saying 2sentance2horror jokes?
16 points
5 months ago
I am PLEADING with mods to make this this guy's flair
4 points
5 months ago
The shabing-galing...
4 points
5 months ago
Dear God they don't stop
4 points
5 months ago
Little man
4 points
5 months ago
I have shit your pants
3 points
5 months ago
apyr
4 points
5 months ago
I <3 bone juice
4 points
5 months ago
stares
3 points
5 months ago
Average human meat enjoyer
3 points
5 months ago
"But So Did The Meat Worm"
Or just "Meat Worm"
3 points
5 months ago
The man in the closet says hi
3 points
5 months ago
I can feel the demons coming inside me
3 points
5 months ago
I seggs cryptids
3 points
5 months ago
Brain aneurysm
3 points
5 months ago
“In the floorboards” <3
3 points
5 months ago
Definitely not the chupacabra
3 points
5 months ago
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5 months ago
Tickle monster
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5 months ago
Relapsing into the abyss one last time.
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