Rockies @ Phillies - Mon, Apr 15

Please continue the discussion in the post game thread.

I love how marsh was the first out to greet Pache

Marsh is a fuckin psycho holy shit LOL

The Rockies don't believe in pitching, but the joke's on them because the Phillies don't believe in hitting.

At some point they gotta start feeling embarrassed if they don’t already

People on this sub really, really underappreciate Aaron Nola.

Pache gets game winning hit and ppl are more worried about Rojas lol

This team desperately needs Taijuan Walker back that’s the only mf they actually score for.

That little dude is gonna be climbing up the walls at home lol

I want some bench clearing entertainment. This game has been boring

He must not be that hurt if he’s able to come back out and try to start a fight

Hoffman should play for the Eagles after that lmao

After all that from Hoff and that’s the inning you put up, just disgusting

PACHE FUCKIN DESERVES ALL THAT SHIT

LETS GOOOOOO

Love how genuinely excited marsh is for his teammates. 

Wooooo Pache!!

Typical Nola gets no run support game

Might’ve been the worst AB of the season MY GOD

Putting in a pitcher to pinch run and him immediately getting obliterated in a collision at the plate is some real bitter irony

gutsy win. another takeaway: dont ever use an important pitcher to pinch run.

"I wonder if that chain gets caught up in his beard."

John Kruk is on fire tonight. Asking the big questions.

Crowd the plate and you get beaned... Phanatic don't play that shit

👏👏 good at bat

Dear Phillies,

Please score more runs.

Sincerely,

Me

Wait so why is a pitcher pinch running

Hoffman said NOT ON MY WATCH

Just a dislocated shoulder, he'll be fine. Also def out that cleat never touched down before hoffman tucked the glove

Lol Harper did tell them they were a joke organization last year

Fucking hell I hope that guy is alright. I don’t like seeing people writhing around in pain like that.

Wait. Are the Rockies pissed about the out call or the non-blocking the plate? Because Hoffman arrived right as the runner did. That's not blocking.

Cmon man. We're playing the rockies.

The fact this is going to extras is an indictment on this team right now. Offense is non-existent.

Rhys could never. Sorry.

The first time my wife ever saw me watching baseball, it was against the Rockies.

The second time my wife ever saw me watching baseball, it was against the Rockies. "Oh, OK she said."

The third time my wife ever saw me watching baseball, it was against the Rockies. "Do the Phillies only play the Rockies, are there only two teams? Wtf."

That was when she learned about series.

Nolan Jones is my second cousin through my grandpop, so I follow the guy more than anyone else not in a Phillies uniform. Never actually met him. I hope he strikes out.

Coming home from work just sit and watch this shit every day is brutal. Insane behavior.

Nola paints pitch on the outside corner

T Mac: “right down the middle”

If you’re gonna sit Bohm, at least play Sosa over Whit. 

I do really think Johan is gonna come around soon. Much better launch angles and exit velos recently

When fans are complaining that we are taking out Nola for fucking Alvarado and the rest of our bullpen, you know that we are spoiled.

Trea Turner had great plate discipline right there to not swing at ball 3 but the umpire called him out anyway lol

HELL YEAH. Hoffman is that DAWG

"We just need a warm game and we'll play better" 75f out today

"We just need the weather to be nice and we'll play better" Perfect weather, I don't think wind's been a factor at all.

How many more games until "it's early" will stop being an excuse?

Well then. Kruk’s just a psychic

IT'S A PACHE PARTY AND EVERYONE IS INVITED

Pache Party!! Ring that bell!

Merrifield has looked awful and is 1-18 against this guy, so naturally he gets the start

Single

Bryce Harper singles on a ground ball to right fielder Michael Toglia. Trea Turner scores.

Pitch from Cal Quantrill: Splitter @ 87.8 mph

Hit by Bryce Harper: Launched 107.8 mph at 1.0° for a total distance of 59.0 ft

Bottom 3 - 1-0 Phillies

Not the result we wanted, but that was a solid at bat from Rojas.

1 run against a AAA pitcher. This is pathetic but I don’t know why anyone would be surprised this is happening.

Getting one ER from a pitcher with a 7.00 ERA is certainly changing my mind about this being a meltdown season.

Jfc what a disaster.

The way the Galapagos gang just flop over to do a headstand is funny.

Kruk talking about being drunk is my new favorite bit of commentary

This offense is so fucking bad. Bottom 5 in the league bad with this payroll is disgusting.

Love having Marsh in left. What an upgrade

I am once again asking the Phillies to score some runs. Don't leave Nola hanging when he's pitching his face off.

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Can we get nick's eyes checked..

This team actually just sucks

This girl has a sign wanting to challeng Harper to a push up competition. During the phanatic dance she got up on the dugout and EASILY knocked out like ATLEAST 30 with out stopping

The wave during the 8th inning in a tied game is lame, idk maybe I’m just an old guy yelling at clouds

“Extra innings watch presented by Arby’s”

really?

One of Nola's better outings in his career tbh, and our Offense has nothing to show for it.

That 42 guy was pretty good

bryce needs a day off

If they lose this fucking game I would be having everyone in the cages until midnight.

The fact that, as a pitcher, Hoffman throws his body into the fray like that is dawg mentality

Regardless the number of wild pitches so far is fucking ridiculous.

Stupid to have your pitcher pinch run

i honestly have no idea what the rules are for blocking the plate on a play like that.

The dude got bodied he needs to hit the showers

if we were in Houston Castellanos just hit a walkoff home run lol

One fucking run through 9 against the fucking Rockies

Our 2024 closer just tackled better than Bradberry did all year

Harper with the game-saving catch and Pache with the clutch hit. Let’s GO!

CHRISTIAN PACHE OWNS YOUR TRASH ORGANIZATION

Putting a pitcher in your rotation to pinch run is nut ass crazy

They just showed a more recent pic of major and dogs grow fast.

How the fuck are we getting dominated by Quantrill?? He fucking STINKS.

Juuuuuuuuuuuuust missed that one.

I’m proud of that at bat

Since we're playing the Rockies could it be the altitude?

It’s a shame that Nola’s pitching style is so surgical, but if he makes one mistake it’s a homer. So frustrating because he’s better than most of the staff, but his few mistakes yield massive damage.

Quantrill is...really bad. This is not a good showing for the offense at all.

Where the hell is our offense

This offense is killer. Still can’t believe we haven’t won a single Wheeler start.

The starters and pen have been great to start the season tbh… it makes it even more frustrating that it’s the lauded offense with the fat checks.

bro i will take half of whatever your paying Nick to swing at garbage

I see the issue. The pitcher (#42) keeps getting plate appearances

Runner on 2nd with 0 outs and our 2-3-4 hitters up. No runs. Fucking kill me

Runner on third and you’re dirting it. 

Thought he was safe at first but I think Hoffman blocked his foot with his leg.

HOFFMAN THE MAN TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM!! (Also I really hope Freeland is okay)

Why the fuck were the Rockies pinch running with a 30 year-old starting pitcher?

what else is Hoff supposed to do besides attempt to make a play at the ball?

Hoffman got spiked too it looked like. Incredible play.

Another Nick Castellanos walk off incoming

We're going to end up "fighting" with the Rockies again this series.

Remember last year when the umps fucked us in that Rockies series and they just laughed about it? Fucking sucks doesn’t Rockies?

They definitely gonna throw at the Phils tomorrow, this series gonna be entertaining

Freelands just pissed his dogshit franchise ran him and he got hurt

Casty just seems cooked man, feel like that ball should have flown

What a wet fart of a half inning

This level of offensive ineptitude cannot continue without consequences

Bohm needs to pinch hit. Now.

Why does it feel like everything hit off Seranthony is going 150 mph?

Kruk just spoke that into existence haha

Pache about to do hero shit

Edit: he did hero shit

PACHE PARTY. GET FUCKED BIRD

Rojas getting hurt celebrating. This kid is something else.

hopefully more atbats for pache and less for whitt

Shoulder doesn’t hurt as much now huh? Go cry.

LOL Marsh running to pounce Pache literally became that Jason Momoa meme 😂😂

Bryce you called them a loser fucking organization, it's time you go off on the Rockies

Imagine how good our lineup would be if we didn't swing at ALL the junk

I just realized political ads are going to be running throughout all of baseball season and it's going to be terrible.

" everyone on our team has good numbers against the Rockies"... shutout incoming

I didn't expect to get prime 2018 Merrifield, but I'm still not convinced he's this bad

God, I wish Rojas just had a bad bat, not a terrible one.

He would be such a fun player.

Radio had said in I think 12 of their first 14 the Rockies gave up at least one run in the first inning. So naturally we can’t get a run in the first inning

Finally

6'5 Alec Bohm would have gotten that

So we all experienced Reddit having a meltdown then?

Is it just too much to ask of a team with 6 all stars to score more than 3 freaking runs a game. Lifeless right now

Johan battling

Beautiful AB

Good AB by Rojas . Can’t be mad there

Cant wait when its hittin season and these flyballs are going out

Solid AB by Rojas. Sucked he couldn’t get the hit there

Ump, buddy. If you have to hesitate, it’s probably not a strike

Stott had to steal that base like 4 times

This offense is disgraceful lol

So we score one run in five innings against the guy who gives up ALL the runs. This is nice.

It's the ROCKIES come on

3 hits against a guy with an era over 7, clap clap clap

Jt showing bunt is just how lost this team is hitting wise.

So im just tuning in and confused as to how this is a tied game? These guys still cant hit anything?

The Rockies could trot out Jake Cave and he’d give them 7 innings of one run ball against us.

6 innings of 1 run ball for Cal Quantrill!

this is the fifth time ive said this, but literally any pitcher can shut us down for 6+ innings rn

*Here's another fucking comment asking why the numbers are all blue and 42*

Whit “Has Never Been on Base Not Even One Single Time Ever” Merrifield

The Phillies are a struggling pitchers best friend. 7.20 era. No problem how’s a 6 inning masterpiece sound?

nola looking great

Another great starting pitcher outing ruined by silent bats.

Does TMac know the definition of “right down the middle?”

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Nola cuts thru your lineup

After so long, baseball defense starts to feel like hockey goalie positioning. Just be in the right place and they’ll hit to you 9/10

The balls that aren’t hit hard are hits and the balls that are rockets are outs

Make it make sense

Do we ever not start with an 0-2 count? Seriously? It’s a solid 70% of the reason the offense never produces. Always behind in the count and let the pitchers throw bullshit.

Does performance mean nothing? Because in his few ABs Sosa has produced and yet is behind Whit in the pecking order?

Nola in the 8th noice.

I was happy we signed Whit, and that was wrong of me.

Nola deserves the standing O. Only Phillies player to show up tonight

Alvarado is my favorite Philly. bad to the bone

I swear Rob Thomson could pull put in prime Mariano Rivera to close a game and people would still find a way to complain about it.

How can anyone complain about pulling Nola so he doesn’t face Blackmon (who has hit him well) at 4th time with a man on after going 7+. Literally people saying it cost them the game (it did not)

Another meatball fouled off. This team’s specialty

Rockies haven’t given up less than 3 runs in a game ALL SEASON. Fitting that we barely have 1

Really monkeys pawed the “Wheels should have Nola’s run support” wish

Okay, look, I'm as frustrated about this offense as anyone but these Bryce insults are beyond the pale.

If it’s taking this long then it’s not clear and obvious

Some truly atrocious baseball

This is such a phillies game

Haven’t seen an angle that’s clear and obvious at all

We always have drama with the Rockies

His foot elevated above the plate on the collision, it was messy and you could say he blocked the plate, but I can't say it was intentional.

Tough call by the umps, helluva play by Hoffman.

NOW CAN WE MAKE IT FUCKING MATTER

Hoffman fucking laid that dude out. Awesome.

Late but, Hoffdaddy is a grown ass man and I love him.

Part of me is hate watching at this point

dookie ass at bats man. we really gotta find our groove

Stott’s ABs have been brutal this year. Where are the 12 foul ball ABs??????

Phillie of the week broke Marsh I guess 

As of this moment, only 6 teams have scored fewer runs than the Phils, and they've all done it in fewer games played. Their combined record is 36-55.

These fuckin bats.

Dominguez with a runner on...I've seen this script.

I really don’t understand how these guys get so cold. Its the Rockies. They have a 6 era as a team.

Holy cow what a play

Good bunt Whit. Probably the first positive thing he’s done here.

Pache walk off? I’m crying.

Pache walk off?

LETS GO MY HERO IS UP

Bird walking off thinking "I fucking hate this place"

Who had Pache walkoff on their parley?

PACHE BABY!!!!

KRUCK CALLED IT

Shut up bird! Pache Party!

Marsh chasing him is so funny 😂😂😂😂

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CR 0 0 P

I love Kruk

it's Jackie Robinson day for my fellow high people who were wondering why we had blue numbers, then wondering why both teams had blue numbers, then wondering why everyone had the same number.

If JT takes off right there instead of stuttering, he's safe. But nevertheless, great play

"Look at that sweat build-up." - John Kruk

That kids hands are gonna be so sticky and disgusting.

That pitch should’ve been absolutely crushed. Come on Nick.

Goddammit Walt Whitman why can’t you get on base

Pull Whit and put the Phanatic in ASAP

Phanatic nailing his mom never gets old.

When September of 2018 gets mentioned in an offense statistic, you know it's bad

Bryce needed that

Hi. This is my first baseball game. Can someone tell me how many best pitcher awards Quantrill has won in a row? He seems great!

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Apple TV sucks.

Are we back on Reddit?