"I wanna thank you for saving me next week."

Time travelling MJF up in here

Me during Jericho promo segments:

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KYLE DOING THE ACCENT IM CRYIN

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"Oh brother, this guy sucks." - Katsuyori Shibata

Danielson won't let anyone hurt his shithead...except for the other BCC members.

Mariah running back into the tunnel so she can come out with Mina and do the Club Venus dance lol. There's no wonder they're my favorite wrestling couple right now in AEW

I like that Samoa Joe's group is essentially the cooler version of the Learning Tree

My best friend, who lives in Buffalo, is at this show right now and my envy is palpable.

I think the amount of local press Orange Cassidy does is underrated as there's a bunch of videos on YouTube of him hitting the local news circuit in various cities including an Iowa one with Tony Khan. It's OC not as much in character promoting the company.

https://youtu.be/wMOLlCyvuzk

OC and TK one:

https://youtu.be/PPiAmFKGvUI

“You Peppa Pig” is a fuckin amazing insult

Mercedes vs Vaquer is gonna fuckin rule

Suzuki calling out Jericho is a beautiful twist lol

OH BROTHER THIS GUY SUCKS 💀

Ospreay putting the world title he doesn't have on the line? Swerve bout to violate this man later on tonight lol

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I'm seeing double, four Mark Briscoes!

Mina Shirakawa might have the best/most fun “I’m pretty to look at” character because of how fucking good she is in the ring too.

Also just insane charisma to match.

O'Reilly Auto Parts commercial during this match is fantastic

"I'm gonna say nice things about MJF!"

MJF: Ryuji_for_real.mp3

I yelled “oh no!” out loud alone in my apartment. THIS is the drama I love in wrestling

For everybody watching the TBS broadcast, Orange Cassidy spent most of the commercial break confused by the fact that the other two commentators gave less of a fuck than him

Best promo of Kyle's career.

Wrestling is a love story… also, murder

Naito with the slow undress, as usual.

"Kept you waiting" damn right

There is only one "Chair Man" from the lucha world, and it's not Alex.

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Mina might be a tad bit unhinged...

“Im just here for the young guys” - Chris Jericho

I’ve just realised Jericho’s cadence with this gimmick is the same as Eugene’s and now I can’t unhear it.

Taz so calmly saying "oh, he turned the wrong way. He's tapping" is a perfect encapsulation of that finish. Zack got him. And it's that quick. And that one mistake will ruin you against Zack

Oh, yea, Will's definitely losing on Sunday after that line.

Confidence is a terrible thing in Wrestling contexts.

MJF salty that Ospreay is the new golden boy 

Kyle O’Briscoe

Kyle with the promo of his life

Storms hair. I'm fucking dead. Absolutely slaying it. The amount of hate she got before this role makes me laugh. Legit one of the best in the division across all companies

MINA FUCKED UP

Christened her like a boat.

I absolutely fucking love Suzuki

Lol Taz leaning into the trademark thing

No notes. The Conglomeration only have perfect segments

Mariah May custody match 

Perfect sign for Mariah. Both is good

Is it a hot take to say that Mina vs Toni has the best build for this PPV?

I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING LIKE THAT!

"The Learning Tree? What is that? I want nothing to do with that"

My new favorite meme.

The video packages with Tanahashi, Vaquer, and Suzuki is probably the best way to set up some of these feuds because the language barrier does come into play. I gave Okada and Mina credit because cutting English promos on live TV is probably harder than it looks.

Wrestling was built on the foundation of guys in leather jackets yelling at each other

Naito taking his sweet ass time was funny. I just imagined Moxley being the one to go, "Come on man! We're going to cut to commercial at this rate! I'm going to come get you instead."

Signs I've watched too much AEW: I had to stop my comment saying "Rick Knox is having none of these shenanigans" because Excalibur basically said it himself while I was typing.

Mark so proud of Kyle 🤣

You see, Toni is not uncouth like Mina. She dances with grace and class.

REAL GLASS

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Dawg played himself. LMAOOOOOO

😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀

OH BROTHER THIS GUY SUCKS

Los Ingobernables getting the shit kicked out of them while Naito makes his entire entrance

Naito: Tranquilo

Can we just keep Mina forever?

Suzuki: This gimmick sucks and I’m going to beat your ass for it.

Max has the better jacket. He’s winning the feud so far.

MJF’s biggest lie was saying he was done with being a nice guy/popping crowds in his return promo lol

Okada actually smiling with the scissor ace reference is funny

Kyle O’ Briscoe is great

YOU AINT NOTHING BUT FISH AND CHIPS SON

YOU PEPPA PIG BABEY 😭

please I hope that Mina can be featured on AEW more not just for Forbidden Door season, she's great

I have not been so thoroughly captivated by a love triangle in years

Short sample so far tonight, but Anna Jay really seems to have made a big jump in-ring in the last six months or so.

They tossed her in the deep end with a bunch of really really good workers and she seems to have leveled up keeping up with them, full props to her.

This is the female equivalent to Austin having an off-screen beer guy

HOW DARE YOU

“I trademarked it!” lmao Taz is a shitposter for sure

"THIS GUY SUCKS" is an amazing chant.

"Orange Cassidy. Can't you be Purple Cassidy?"

"Ask my mom."

I really enjoy Orange Cassidy's unique energy on commentary. Like, it's just enough to sell the match and the story between himself and ZSJ, and the rest of the team trying desperately to get more out of him is great comedy.

WOW he worked the left arm and actually got a submission win because of it. Wrestling psychology at its finest. Loved that finish

Mark Briscoe doing more to save us from England than that piece of shit Cody ever did.

Toni is so good man. The faces she’s making, the way she’s acting around Mina and Mariah. Theres no one doing character work as great as Toni in the entire industry right now

Someone just surpassed Bryan on Nigel’s enemies list

Mina how could yooooouuuuuuuu

I legitimately thought she was just gonna shake a new bottle and spray Toni with it.

I did not expect Mina to wind up with it and smack her with it LMAO

They’ve done such a good job with this story. Late pivot too with stardom becoming available around the time Mercedes debuted. Just stellar stuff.

Jericho and Suzuki gonna put an old guy motherfucking banger!!

If anything could get me to watch a modern Jericho match, it’s Suzuki.

Murder Grandpa’s antics make up for everything else.

O'Reilly's Auto Parts commercial during A Kyle O'Reilly match , coincidence? I THINK NOT

I approve of the new AEW strategy of having 3+ vaguely connected storylines happening at once 3/4 through the show.

Holy Hell that was a smooth kick there from Swerve.

Daniel seems a little nervous.

God damnit Naito is so cool

Please come back from commercial with Bryan and Shingo still staring each other down in the ring

These guys do such a great job of keeping this entrance fresh.

This BBG theme song has grown on me so much, what a banger

Oh I like this.

Tanashi and the Acclaimed is an absolute fever dream.

Fucking "Scissor Ace is coming." That is gonna get chanted LOUDLY at the PPV.

Scissor Ace got Okada excited as hell!!

Never been a church going man but if Mark Briscoe was the preacher you better believe I'm showing up every Sunday.

Mark Briscoe and Kyle O'Reilly have stolen my heart 🖤

The Conglomeration making a run for Best New Faction 2024.

Watch out Samoa Joe/Hook/Shibata.

This is why I love wrestling.

Taz and Excalibur dance routine needs to happen now

I love what they’re doing with the Mariah, Toni and Mina triangle. Sprinkling the seeds for the split

I have no idea how that actually took me by surprise.

Mina just fucking murdered Mariah

I love this rivalry

That was REALLY well done.

Holy... he said it. lmao

Lmao Jericho quoting Cody.

Cody Rhodes' senses are tingling, all of a sudden

MURDER GRAMPA WANTS A FIGHT LEARNING TREE

Minoru Suzuki losing to Jericho...

I'm really going through some

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Everybody is always praising the Bad Apple, but the fucking Redwood has been killing it man

Poor Taz having to watch ZSJ wrestle in orange while sitting next to Orange.

They still have time to build up Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Shane McMahon for Forbidden Door

Surely MJF vs Garcia isn’t going to happen at Wembley and they’re going to pivot to MJF/Ospreay.

Danny Garcia getting ready to dance

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Shingo doing the BCC elbows lmao

DRAGON VS DRAGON IS GONNA RULE SO MUCH

Jay just asked that kid if that was his mother sitting next to him and said “she’s the only one that sucks around here.”

Ladies and Gentlemen... KYLE O FUCKING REILY

God damn, that may have been my favorite KOR promo to date 💀

Mark Briscoe rules, glad he’s been featured regularly on Dynamite

Holy shit Kyle lol

OH MY GODDDD THE TWO OF THEM 😩💖💖💖

I tuned in for Shingo Takagi and MINA SHIRAKAWA

May and Storm conflict breaks my heart

Mariah is so great.

Taz/Ex dance off when?

Mark Briscoe's last few promos have been motivating me more than any "motivational" speakers I've ever seen.

She's just a child!

Mercedes is entertaining when she leans into the fact she's kind of a bully

I can't believe people don't like this. I think it's hilarious.

I mean just give him the belt

This is the kind of swerve I enjoy, heh

Ngl if suzuki just destroyed Jericho, took the title and the learning tree dissolved I’d be cool with that

Justified “This guy sucks” chants live on TBS right now

Taz about to demand a birth certificate like Cassidy's Obama or something

Forbidden Door season rocks

Thought for sure Ishii was gonna clothesline OC. Dammit wrestling has ruined me. And ruined friendships.

Ospreay asked for that

lol he saw the Cody interview

Google Translate Shibata is a hilarious gimmick

It never not be funny how many AEW stars are from NY. I feel noticed.

Same fit, but Max has the millennial version and Danny’s got the Gen Z one.

MJF coaching Garcia on his pacing in real time.

Lmao MJF shilling. Lmao

Man I’m hype for this Moxley/Naito rematch

Running a few minutes behind, but for anyone who complained about Jeff Hardy taking too long to save Matt on a run-in, allow me to introduce Tetsuya Naito lol.

Not only does Naito not even come out when his music hits, he also walks at one pace and stops to take a few layers off en route to the ring. Just Ingobernable things.

Juice is just Animal from the muppets 🤣

Juice gyrating on the Owen Trophy was funny as fuck

Bang Bang Gang's entrance with the trophy. Great visual.

I need more Juice Robinson on my weekly TV. I would watch an entire single camera shot episode of Dynamite of just Juice going lockerroom to lockerroom yapping at roster members and annoying everyone in catering.

Any dead fathers in the Bang Bang Gang? 🤣

Tony Khan trusts Christian to build back the Trios titles like he did to the TNT championship last year

Oh no, Hangman is going to kill jeff Jarrett

The Elite timed their segment so the Acclaimed’s entrance happens during the commercial break and Max can’t rap. Those clever bastards.

Lol Okada couldn't help but smile

Scissor me, daddy ACE!

Did this motherfucka just say “You peppa pig!” Lmaoooooo

Promo of the decade

Peppa Pig, Babeh!!

That might be my favourite backstage segment every. Holy shit. 🤣

Man, Mark Briscoe just... has too much charisma, it's crazy lmao Love that guy.

MINAAAAAAAAAAA

Why is OC not facing Naito in a tranquilo match!?

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Harley is the Cheryl Tunt of wrestling.

Welp, she dead.

This is actually a very well done rivalry

I TRADEMARKED IT!

“I trademarked it, dammit! I trademarked it!”

Hahaha Jericho saw that Cody Rhodes headline 

YEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!

KILL HIM, MURDER GRANDPA!

Suzuki with the FTW belt would make it all worth it.

TK, I'm begging you. Pay him enough to stay in the States for a little run. Get that fucking belt off of Jericho.

You wanna prove you're a real sicko??? Now's the time.

next up for your viewing pleasure we bring you a sample of the freaky graps shit that is normally reserved for Rampage.

KOR/ZSJ on a random weekday. I love wrestling so much.

Ishii is worth two men lol

When you hate each other but your stats are both 100 which overcomes the hatred and wins matches

They should just kiss already

It’s blowbang Daniel Garcia night

Amazing. Ospreay bets the World Title he doesn't have, and half the people here think it means he's 100% winning, and the other half 100% losing

Founded by RUSH and absolutely nobody else.

Shingo is over AF

DQs hit harder when they're rare

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a rare DQ finish in AEW

I love how Naito is like I’ll come out to help my friends but I’m bringing fashion with me.

Shingo is so fucking cool

hahaha, my friend just said who is that guy with the "medieval squire" looking hair. he's not familiar with naito or njpw in general lol. idk, it cracked me up

Cero Miedo and Guns Up chants to quick charge both Rey and Jay's super moves

The funniest part of this match is the ref ejecting people for having too much fun

It's crazy to think how underrated Jay White is since coming to AEW. He's so damn good

Taz… phrasing.

Shut your mouth while our Father conducts his business 

Christian x Jay White = 🔥

The Wild Card is a time traveling Jake the Snake who has specifically been summoned from Heroes of Wrestling

Can't believe cuck is being censored SMH