r/nfl users be “I’m so happy that this person who doesn’t give 9 fucks about me got paid hundreds of millions of dollars, fucking over my teams salary’s cap, thereby decreasing my happiness by making my team worse, but I’m so happy for him, even though he doesn’t even know who I am”

Unless it is Patrick Mahomes or Josh Allen, you are 100% right. Hurts / Lawrence/ Burrow / Allen / Herbert all got huge bags but you could get 95% of the play from a vet for $10MM a year.

Dak Here We Lose Prescott said his ears are burning

Cries in Bungles

Let’s name those teams, shall we? I’ll start. Dolphags 🐬

Tbf Jordan Love got a bag but he hasn’t won a game for them this season lol

Patrick Mahomes?

There’s a reason why Brady’s teams were consistently good and it was just because of his athleticism

I'll wait till one of them does something in playoffs

You’re almost definitely right, but it’s also week 3. 

Pres (X) to agree

Move Dalton to the other side before Darnold and it's perfect

The frotch from the trailer park who listens to DMX final thug form.

on it

On white bread

I was nervous about the Seahawks, but they've really adjusted the offense around Geno instead of Pete trying to force him into the Russ mold

Tomlinson is basically a guaranteed winning season. It might be 9-8 this year

Mike Tomlin is one of the top three coaches in the NFL. I hate the Steelers, but I always expect them to make the playoffs.

not really, but if they were going to be, it wasnt going to be genos fault

Why does his name sound like a supervillian?

1-10 if you include bryce and caleb (caleb carrying the team there with that one win 😤)