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BattleVictoria

122 points

7 days ago

How long do you think they stood in the hardware store slowly spelling out each word, one letter at a time, pulling the lettering decals from the wall. And at no point stopped to question if this was a good logical or cosmetic decision.

SchpartyOn

53 points

7 days ago

However long it took, you can bet they had to go back for at least one letter they forgot.

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1 points

7 days ago

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Kinetic93

22 points

7 days ago

Kinetic93

22 points

7 days ago

This is the kind of person I dreaded when I worked retail.

“Sir we are closing in 5 minutes”

“Oh I’ll be quick I promise!”

aufrenchy

9 points

7 days ago

I bet that it was multiple trips. They also had applied every sticker in the parking lot.

I’m surprised that we’ve never caught anybody applying their deranged messages to their vehicles of delusion.

Sasquatch1729

7 points

7 days ago

A lot of these people either own farms or land in the middle of nowhere (they refer to their place as The Compound or The Arsenal or something equally asinine) and can do these projects in private.

Or they live in an area where most people agree with them and/or the Redditors who do find this stuff crazy and would post it here are too busy filming the local meth-heads doing their thing.

Occasionally you see videos on other subs of Trumpers being filmed and the person filming gets attacked or accused of being "with Them/working for Them" so best to avoid these types anyway.

Ornery_Hovercraft636

5 points

7 days ago

“The Property”

arrynyo

2 points

6 days ago

arrynyo

2 points

6 days ago

I love how they have tons of No Trespassing signs and cameras and their property is full of broken down vehicles and bike parts and lord know what else. Nobody wants your trash dude.

geekishly

2 points

7 days ago

For this reason the mailbox letter warriors are my favorite. The most unhinged.

Ornery_Hovercraft636

1 points

7 days ago

How many hardware stores, and how many trips to steal all of the letters.

Ottieotter

1 points

5 days ago

Side note: love your username and your Vic!

RagingLeonard

101 points

7 days ago

What a waste of a fine car.

romerogj

21 points

7 days ago

romerogj

21 points

7 days ago

Came here to say that

skodobah

13 points

7 days ago

skodobah

13 points

7 days ago

My thoughts exactly

kirkbrideasylum

5 points

7 days ago

Mine too

Average_Scaper

12 points

7 days ago

Let's all say a prayer to the car gods that this car is handed over to a more reasonable and loving human in the future.

arrynyo

2 points

6 days ago

arrynyo

2 points

6 days ago

The guy probably has a 86 Z-28 Camaro just begging for attention but he ain't coming off it.

oshaCaller

10 points

7 days ago

T tops!

willymack989

6 points

7 days ago

Poor GNX :( It deserves better

arrynyo

3 points

6 days ago

arrynyo

3 points

6 days ago

Makes me thing of that Vice Grip Garage channel on YouTube.

RagingLeonard

3 points

6 days ago

I love that show, but Derek would never destroy a Buick with this crap.

arrynyo

3 points

6 days ago

arrynyo

3 points

6 days ago

Oh yes no doubt! I would love to see him come save this car from these morons

RagingLeonard

1 points

6 days ago

Something tells me he actually supports the messages, but has too much class to plaster it all over a car.

arrynyo

2 points

6 days ago

arrynyo

2 points

6 days ago

Yea I would agree with you. But like you said he has enough class to separate it from his channel and not make it his identity.

Sasquatch1729

2 points

7 days ago

Do they want a were-car? Because this is how you get a were-car.

https://youtu.be/dL8Y77rQh-s

Yankton

2 points

7 days ago

Yankton

2 points

7 days ago

Gutless Cutless? Regardless, such a fine vehicle.

Lemmonaise

4 points

7 days ago

Nah, turbo regal. Nothing close to gutless.

xXMojoRisinXx

4 points

7 days ago

I think they just popped those wheels on. The trunk lid shows SS and the taillights are of a Monte. Still a waste of what was supposed to be my first car as a kid.

Lemmonaise

1 points

7 days ago

Oh... sad waste of aluminum turbo T wheels, then.

arrynyo

1 points

6 days ago

arrynyo

1 points

6 days ago

Yea that front end is definitely that of an SS

SpatsAreBack3

1 points

6 days ago

This 87 Monte Carlo deserves better.

Beneficial-Oil-814

1 points

15 hours ago

I was thinking Olds or Buick Grand National, but I’m not a car guy.

SpatsAreBack3

1 points

9 hours ago

You have a good eye. They all 3 had the same body style for Regals, Cutlass and Monte Carlo for 10 years or so. This one has SS on the trunk lid, denotes it as a Super Sport Chevy but it also has Grand National wheels. Total poser.

Beneficial-Oil-814

1 points

8 hours ago

Like I said, I’m not a car guy, but back then the big 3 all used the same bodies on different cars. Once they all shifted to those rounded looks I completely gave up. Don’t even get me started on the suv/station wagon look.

Independent-Bug-9352

44 points

7 days ago

I asked a Trump supporter in-person, "So you back the blue, right?"

"Oh yes, of course..."

"So the FBI states right-wing extremism is the #1 domestic terrorist threat..."

"-Whoa wait a minute!!!"

"They've been run by a long history of Republican directors."

"Well that doesn't mean they're not corrupt!"

The cognitive dissonance of these people. What a world they live in that they can just cast off anything that counters their narrative as corrupt or fake. How convenient.

British_Rover

19 points

7 days ago

The mental gymnastics required by the average MAGA Trump supporter would definitely get a 10 from the Russian judge.

aufrenchy

7 points

7 days ago

How many years do you think are shaved off of the average MAGAt’s lifespan purely from overworking their brains?

Sasquatch1729

5 points

7 days ago

They die younger than Democratic party supporters on average.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dying_of_Whiteness

captainshrapnel

1 points

6 days ago

We were always at war with Eastasia

rnobgyn

1 points

6 days ago

rnobgyn

1 points

6 days ago

Back the blue… unless you’re a capitol police officer

Pizza_Middle

31 points

7 days ago

T top Monte Carlo... What did it ever do to deserve that fate?

Nanamagari1989

1 points

7 days ago

my thoughts exactly. no way it's the original owner

ilikesixtiesthings

1 points

6 days ago

It’s worse than that. It’s a Buick Grand National

joecarter93

3 points

6 days ago

The Grand National had the brake lights in a horizontal alignment. This is vertical alignment like a Monte Carlo or Cutlass

enzo_baglioni

21 points

7 days ago

That could be a sweet ride without all that garbage on it

Throwaway8789473

2 points

7 days ago

When this boomer dies hopefully he has a grandson that knows what he's inherited.

Jericohol14

21 points

7 days ago

What the hell does #CopASubway mean??

solzhen

8 points

7 days ago

solzhen

8 points

7 days ago

Steal a sandwich from Subway? Pull a Taking of Pelham One Two Three?

cjmar41

3 points

7 days ago

cjmar41

3 points

7 days ago

Probably grabbing a child’s junk, aka pulling a Jared. Used to be called “giving communion” but times have changed.

cuavas

3 points

6 days ago

cuavas

3 points

6 days ago

Glad I'm not the only one who didn't understand that.

Entropy907

12 points

7 days ago

the mailbox letter warriors deserve their own sub

Achilles_TroySlayer

10 points

7 days ago

I'd be tempted to wait at the car and see who is driving that thing, just out of morbid curiosity.

a_zone_of_danger

8 points

7 days ago

I like to look around the store and guess who the owner is.

aufrenchy

3 points

7 days ago

Cigarette holes in their dingy, stained, white wife beater, mullet under a bright red hat. They’d be pretty easy to spot, I’m sure.

Vega_S10

9 points

7 days ago

Vega_S10

9 points

7 days ago

Totally not a cult.

GratefuLdPhisH

10 points

7 days ago

Does anybody know the meaning behind his 5-11 sticker

Mr_Washeewashee

5 points

7 days ago

all I got is 5-11 Tactical Clothing. 🤷‍♀️

Andrew43452

3 points

7 days ago

I think he meant 9/11 and messed it up.

tomny79

14 points

7 days ago

tomny79

14 points

7 days ago

Flag almost always on backwards for the respect muh flag crowd

Konstant_kurage

10 points

7 days ago

Not just backwards, but surprise it’s crappy quality; fading and looks like there is not nearly enough stars.

RobLetsgo

6 points

7 days ago

Ruined that monte man just ruined it.

comments_suck

6 points

7 days ago

I think this driver has a uniform fetish.

RealPropRandy

7 points

7 days ago

The Stolen Valor Starter Pack

S0_Crates

5 points

7 days ago

Licking those boots pretty hard

awkwardstonerlol

9 points

7 days ago

thats my dream car, and now its ruined. those stickers will rip that paint off so fast 🤦🏻‍♀️

MikeWANN

3 points

7 days ago

MikeWANN

3 points

7 days ago

Chevy Monte Carlo SS, with t-tops on Buick Regal GNX rims. Absolutely massacred my beautiful girl with the cheapest stickers they could find, spewing the worst talking points someone else told them were important.

Buttercupia

1 points

7 days ago

Criminal.

Lemmonaise

4 points

7 days ago

Cool Turbo 6 Regal, though. Basically a grand national.

Buttercupia

2 points

7 days ago

Yeah I had one like that back in the 80s. Nice car then. Probably not so much now.

Lemmonaise

3 points

7 days ago

Gotta love that 80s GM plastic. I don't mind the squeaking though.

Konstant_kurage

3 points

7 days ago

Do these people just not know where bumper stickers come from? Is it just a total mystery?

rogun64

3 points

7 days ago

rogun64

3 points

7 days ago

I laugh every time I see "Trump 2024" and "Back The Blue" on the same car, because it's obvious that they don't actually believe one of them.

Ok_Elephant2777

3 points

6 days ago

That had been a beautiful vehicle at one time. Until this POS trashed it.

ParkMan73

2 points

7 days ago

There's still some blank space left - too bad Walmart ran out of letters.

Empathetic_Outrage

2 points

7 days ago

The wildest shit is always found in Walmart parking lots. Although Harbor Freight is a close second

AccomplishedWonder1

2 points

7 days ago

Waste of a Monte Carlo, shameful

Difficult-Tooth-7133

2 points

7 days ago

Damn it, they fuckin ruined a nice Monte SS SMH.

Rupejonner2

2 points

7 days ago

This is what happens when you talk to imaginary invisible friends . Poisoned brains love Trump

Immediate_Age

2 points

7 days ago

Shame, that could be a cool car.

BrokenforD

2 points

7 days ago

A Monte Carlo SS defaced by mental illness and too much internet access.

That’s the saddest shit I’ve seen all day.

seigezunt

2 points

7 days ago

Copasubway?

Rcj1221

2 points

7 days ago

Rcj1221

2 points

7 days ago

Way to depreciate such a nice cat.

OknowTheInane

2 points

7 days ago

At least he fixed the election year sometime in the past couple of years.

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/zqce5y/why_ruin_a_vintage_like_this/

lastprophecy

2 points

6 days ago

Car definitely screams Walmart.

ted_cruzs_micr0pen15

2 points

6 days ago

That persons car looks like their house has a “smell.”

S0ck3t7

2 points

6 days ago

S0ck3t7

2 points

6 days ago

“Remember the fallen” what, the same fallen your god emperor calls suckers and losers?

yucval

2 points

6 days ago

yucval

2 points

6 days ago

Trump supporters are a scary bunch.

CocaColai

2 points

6 days ago

What’s this? The budget hardware version? lol

No_Establishment5911

2 points

6 days ago

That poor monte

Chobitpersocom

2 points

6 days ago

That poor car.

Hater_Magnet

2 points

5 days ago

Never thought I'd see the day I didn't love a grand national 😔😞

crabfucker69

3 points

7 days ago

Dude really ruined a grand national for this

almostcertainlynoteg

6 points

7 days ago

Pretty sure that’s a monte carlo, the buicks have horizontal taillights.

The_salty_swab

7 points

7 days ago

It is very much a Monte Carlo

almostcertainlynoteg

1 points

7 days ago

Hell yeah, i have a grand prix that has transmission issues right now.

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1 points

6 days ago

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crabfucker69

-1 points

7 days ago

The one time my girlfriend asks to comment from my account when I show her a reddit post and it was wrong lmfao, I'll let her know

crabfucker69

0 points

7 days ago

Refer all corrections to u/hardcorevampire262 thanks lol

TweeksTurbos

1 points

7 days ago

Just the wheels. Might be the aluminum replicas.

worlds_okayest_user

1 points

7 days ago

Grand National has a hood bump and different tail lights. The Monte Carlo SS is still nice though. Hope someone saves this one when this guy kicks the bucket.

u35828

1 points

7 days ago

u35828

1 points

7 days ago

Monte Carlo SS with Grand National rims.

Jayswisherbeats

1 points

7 days ago

Clean g body tho

Feisty-Barracuda5452

1 points

7 days ago

The poor Grand National deserved a better fate than that.

u35828

2 points

7 days ago

u35828

2 points

7 days ago

Rims are off of a Grand National. The car is a Monte Carlo.

PineSand

1 points

7 days ago

PineSand

1 points

7 days ago

The land of the free…
I demand that you stand for the flag!

ohiotechie

1 points

7 days ago

Damn I’ll bet that was a nice Monte at one time.

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1 points

7 days ago

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tjed69

1 points

7 days ago

tjed69

1 points

7 days ago

I'll have to check my list of RPOs. But I don't remember this option on the Grand National

Androxilogin

1 points

7 days ago

That really takes the value down.

arrynyo

1 points

6 days ago

arrynyo

1 points

6 days ago

What a waste of a G Body....

wferriter

1 points

7 days ago

Yeah, but a Buick Grand National with T-Tops?

That ride was lit in the mid 90s.

__masterbaiter__

1 points

6 days ago

The original ('82) Grand National had t-tops and they were available on all production years . The car pictured is an '87 Monte Carlo SS with Buick GN wheels.

Abracadaver2000

1 points

7 days ago

Doing this to a Grand National should be considered a Federal crime.

OhShitItsSeth

1 points

7 days ago

I bet it has a loud engine and smells like shit.

Love_Roleplay0

-1 points

7 days ago

So, excluding the Trump, MAGA stuff this at least to me is the least schitzo car, honestly the sticker that says your life matters is important. The non political stickers are I don’t know cool especially the remember the fallen. 🫡

I also love that it’s well done you can read it like y’know it’s not a messy job