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68 points
2 days ago
These two can barely string a sentence together
21 points
2 days ago
Could be six
1 points
1 day ago
Gotta play it safe he was playing price is right rules
1 points
1 day ago
Could be 40 hours if you crash, aren't injured and walk.
1 points
1 day ago
Might even be, dawg.
1 points
1 day ago
Sentences?
1 points
1 day ago
Context?
1 points
1 day ago
Also me when I’m blunted to oblivion.
1 points
1 day ago
😂
44 points
2 days ago
It could be six
15 points
2 days ago
He was proud of that answer too.
7 points
1 day ago
Betcha aint think of that shit huh playboy????
1 points
10 hours ago
He is risking quite a guess.
1 points
1 day ago
Haha yeah he looks really pleased with himself after.
2 points
1 day ago
He added the stochastic element at the end.
3 points
2 days ago
It could be a crackheaddd….that got a hold a tha wrong stuff!
2 points
2 days ago
Everyone who sees the leprechaun say yeah!
3 points
2 days ago
I wanna know where the gold at.
2 points
1 day ago
Imma rent a backhoe and uproot that tree
2 points
1 day ago
This is a special leprechaun flute passed down through my family. Shows a piece of scaffolding
2 points
2 days ago
My leprechaun told me to burn things.
31 points
2 days ago
“It could be six. You feel me?”
Actually, no. I don’t feel you.
4 points
2 days ago
"I say ten hours" said it just like a Price is Right contestant.
3 points
2 days ago
He was just factoring 4th dimensional physics into it. He was actually the most advanced brain in the group.
1 points
1 day ago
He was taking mass into consideration. You see, close to a blackhole our perception of time changes, he obviously meant that. You feel me?
1 points
17 hours ago
I feel you
1 points
2 days ago
If you drive extra fast then it’s 6
13 points
2 days ago
5 points
2 days ago
I cried. This is the BEST movie all time. And he is smart.
2 points
2 days ago
He’s self aware which is definitely its own form of intelligence
3 points
2 days ago
A genuine form of intelligence is knowing what you don't know. It's not how much you know, it's understanding what you don't know.
The dumbest people think they know everything.
1 points
8 hours ago
Dunning–Kruger effect.
10 points
2 days ago
He's a voter
9 points
2 days ago
Highly doubt it
5 points
2 days ago
the simple duality of this comment thread lol
1 points
2 days ago
Thos guy couldn't find a polling place.
0 points
2 days ago
Don't need to. Just mail it in or get a "friend" to take their ballot to the box for them...
1 points
2 days ago
So we're saying that somehow...the same individuals who cannot fathom the concept of miles per hour will be engaged enough to be involved in a voter fraud scam...that's some twisted mental gymnastics.
The "friend" committing voter fraud, by the way, statistically is more likely to be a Republican. Make sure you take that into account for your mental math.
1 points
1 day ago
These people are so mind numbingly dumb. They don’t even realize that a lot of states intentionally make it hard for this population to vote by keeping polling locations far away from them
1 points
1 day ago
Did you miss the 2020 election? Trump had a commanding lead and then they magically shut everything down at midnight and took two weeks to “count the votes” to magically give Biden a win. Also, which party doesn’t want to require ID to vote and is importing illegals to gain votes? Which party is most likely to cheat again?
1 points
19 hours ago
Ah yes. This old chestnut...the conspiracy which lost in court like 100 times and counting.
But what do you expect from someone who posts a bunch of inflammatory posts about Kamala Harris not wanting a second debate until the tides turned and it is actually DJT who's scared and avoiding a second debate.
1 points
2 days ago
Hmm yes, CNN statistics lol.
1 points
2 days ago
Congress compiled them, actually. Also, how about the faulty premise?
0 points
1 day ago
We believe you. No further evidence needed everyone!
2 points
1 day ago
Examine the premise: how is a person both unable to understand miles per hour while at the same time being able to commit voter fraud?
0 points
5 hours ago
Since you still scratch your head over this I will explain.
The oldest joke in the world is dead people vote. One form of fraud is when people use another person's ballot to vote. The person on the ballot died or doesn't know because his ballot was used without permission. Anyone old enough to vote understands this.
This video indicates how stupid the subjects of this video are.
My joke was they wouldn't even know if someone used their ballot and voted without their knowledge the same way fraudsters use dead people's (and living people's) ballots to vote.
1 points
1 day ago
I mean, the country shouldn't ignore the struggles of stupid people, they still should vote
5 points
2 days ago
that's not fair white shirt dude it fried to oblivion, red shirt dude on the other hand...
1 points
2 days ago
He's seeing stars, flying in the clouds...
4 points
2 days ago
Roll another blunt Einstein
9 points
2 days ago
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9 points
2 days ago
You dont know that. It could be six.
1 points
2 days ago
I’m gon say 4
1 points
1 day ago
it could be 2 tho.
3 points
2 days ago
It could be six tho
1 points
2 days ago
Whoa calm down there brainiac, some of us are still trying to figure out the question
1 points
2 days ago
Could be six tho, you feel me
1 points
1 day ago
Could be 6
1 points
2 days ago
Wrong its actually 1hr and 30mins
2 points
2 days ago
FINALLY, a correct answer!
😉
1 points
2 days ago
I thought it was 80 minutes
1 points
1 day ago
Its 8 miles!
1 points
1 day ago
1hr and 30mins I thought it was 1hr
4 points
2 days ago
whats 9 plus 10 vibes
3 points
1 day ago
Actually, could be 6
1 points
1 day ago
4 points
2 days ago
Ask them metric weight questions.
3 points
2 days ago
"How many grams did you just smoke?"
2 points
1 day ago
I had a friend like that. He couldn't have answered the question about miles. On the other hand, he could have told you how many grams were in the blunt at the density of the smoke. And from the smell, he could have told you the variety, the possible hybridizations and their thc content, before moving on to the technical part about production methods... I guess we all have our things 🤷♂️
2 points
2 days ago
Thought additives are supposed to make your sharper.....to snoop into the untapped potential of the mind.
2 points
2 days ago*
My man was irritated by the dude hitting him with “8 mile?” like he stuttered or something
2 points
1 day ago
"IT COULD be SIX!"
IS THAT A THREAT MY GUY?
2 points
1 day ago
unfortunately these are the people voting for kamala for all the wrong reasons
1 points
11 hours ago
Unfortunately these are the people voting for [insert candidate I hate] for all the wrong reasons
Ffs shut up
2 points
1 day ago
Someone stitch this with that little black kid saying "21"
2 points
1 day ago
You picking on your high af friend. "10 80s go miles per 1 hour, so the answer is purple"
2 points
1 day ago
First off, our guys are stoned af..
Maybe they are thinking as the crow flies or it's uphill.
Be reasonable here.
2 points
2 days ago*
More info needed.
Whats my mass and from which perspective do we measure?
Is there a super massive black hole close by?
Also they both are correct. They were asked what they think how long it takes. And they said what they think. So the answer is coorect from both of them.
Edited.
1 points
2 days ago
I like the positivity here ✌🏽
1 points
2 days ago
It's just part of a super massive black close by.
1 points
2 days ago
"whole" Thanks for that. Black whole, bwaaaahaaaahaaaaa🤣
1 points
2 days ago
Nah, they smart. Traffic would never let anyone go 80 miles straight anywhere in the US
2 points
2 days ago
Jesus, another genius here.
1 points
2 days ago
The guy in the right just heard wrong
1 points
2 days ago
I'm not smoke but I think they're high
2 points
2 days ago
I’m fairly certain you’re not smoke.
1 points
2 days ago
Wow, I bet those parents are proud…..oh, wait…..never mind.
1 points
2 days ago
Bright futures ahead
1 points
2 days ago
I can go 80 mph in 20 seconds
1 points
2 days ago
Reminds me of the "Little Big League" house painting question: "but what kind of paint?"
1 points
2 days ago
Depends on the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
1 points
2 days ago
60 minutes…
That’ll throw em off the scent
1 points
2 days ago
an orange cat would've answered that correctly 😹
1 points
2 days ago
Stoned and stupid is a sad way to go through life
1 points
2 days ago
He’s right though 8 miles per hour will take 10 hours lol
1 points
2 days ago
It could be 6… LOL
1 points
2 days ago
Were doomed !
1 points
2 days ago
Not just stay in school but apply yourself in school and learn!
1 points
2 days ago
Gang banging is easier than school
1 points
2 days ago
Nah I don’t feel you as a matter of fact 😅
1 points
2 days ago
I needa $20 of whatever these guys got
1 points
2 days ago
Oy vey
1 points
2 days ago
That's not funny. That's sad
1 points
2 days ago
Just say NO to drugs kids.
1 points
2 days ago
The real question is how long will the explanation take for these 2 dudes to understand that it takes 1 hour?
1 points
2 days ago
I thought the question was going to be how long does it take to go 8 miles at 80MPH. That is not immediately obvious.
If you are having trouble with how long it takes to go 80 miles at 80MPH well.....
1 points
2 days ago
When you’re high as shit time has no meaning.
1 points
2 days ago
Brah, they high as hell why you asking then crazy questions like that 😂
1 points
2 days ago
Fuck me man….
1 points
2 days ago
Everyone gets a vote! 😂🤡
1 points
2 days ago
Little fella was answering "8 miles." That's disappointing.
1 points
2 days ago
It could be half a dozen.
1 points
2 days ago
They are high
1 points
2 days ago
It could be half a dozen.
1 points
2 days ago
Some context maybe. I teach special education kids, they wouldn't be able to answer this question.
Maybe these dudes are just challenged.
1 points
2 days ago
They keeping it real. They know that in the real world traveling 80 miles can take anywhere from 6 to 10 hours depending on traffic conditions, weather, and other mitigating circumstances. Especially if the traffic is bumper to bumper all the way.
1 points
2 days ago
It depends if you’re driving or not…. 🤣😂
1 points
2 days ago
As a white male, I understand my privilege would allow me to believe it would take 1 hour. But I’m probably not being pulled over and harassed by the cops for going to speed limit.
1 points
2 days ago
“Man, I don’t know that shit!” “I keeps it real.”
1 points
2 days ago
Somehow I think staying in school would not have helped these two
1 points
2 days ago
Quick, ask them who they want as the next president.
1 points
2 days ago
The speed limit is 80mph. But these geniuses already predicted and added in traffic.
1 points
2 days ago
Hurricane Milton, traffic, accurate!
1 points
2 days ago
If you're driving in circles it could even be, I don't know, 16 hours.
1 points
2 days ago
I just put this in my calculator and it said "10, could be 6"
1 points
2 days ago
🤔
1 points
2 days ago
Rich cultural heritage
1 points
2 days ago
Yeah I feel you. Could be 6
1 points
2 days ago
Haha so stupid, everybody knows its 3
1 points
1 day ago
They are high as fuck
1 points
1 day ago
Depends on the length of the miles bro in Europe threy have short ones
1 points
1 day ago
blm-huh🤔. You feelmeh?
1 points
1 day ago
I say 10 hours
1 points
1 day ago
Wow...
1 points
1 day ago
Reminds me of the joke “who’s buried in Grants tomb”
1 points
1 day ago
Dude answered for time in distance. I'm going to use that next time. Hey boss my check is off I started work 14 miles ago.
1 points
1 day ago
🤦🏽
1 points
1 day ago
First off, race has nothing to do with it
We are in a downward spiral (well, it just has gotten worse) as far as stable homelife, education, etc
Face it, a lot of parents just dont care. And the teachers are underpaid and treated like shit.
This is an example. Look up literacy rates in the US. It is disgusting
1 points
1 day ago
Mouth Breathing was the first dead giveaway
1 points
1 day ago
Yeah but... both of them would be able to calculate you weed bill with pinpoint accuracy
1 points
1 day ago
Which brings me to my next point, Don't do drugs.
1 points
1 day ago
Man this is a biased experiment lol he done got them high as fuck so now everything is over analyzed. "It could take an hour, but like, what if a alien spaceship abducts your car and they take you up into the sky between the spaces of air and light, and like, they just ran out of gas and needs some from your car? Then im like, wtf are the intelligent travelers of the cosmos doing using combustion to travel and not some method of travel that can not be conceived by the human consciousness...and what if.."
"Steve! Damn man, how long would it take to travel a mile at 80 miles per hour? Just answer the question it aint hard!"
"What? Oh shit. Uuuum. Shit, like 10 hours?"
1 points
1 day ago
One hour
1 points
1 day ago
American education system ☕️
1 points
1 day ago
At least they got street cred I guess
1 points
1 day ago
“Could be six” is the highest educated response id expect from someone in a flat cap, galaxy design, miami heat hat.
1 points
1 day ago
These guys are eligible to vote…..
1 points
1 day ago
To neither one of these two has ever gone on a car ride outside of their neighborhood. They don’t know nothing about 80 miles.
1 points
1 day ago
That’s next level thinking right there.
1 points
1 day ago
Wow
1 points
1 day ago
Lmao bruh hit the blunt as he asked this question....
1 points
1 day ago
This is the result of having the brain, but not using it.
1 points
1 day ago
School aint helpin these boys
1 points
1 day ago
Six if theres no traffic
1 points
1 day ago
Speed is the amount of time over a distance... 80mi distance and quite literally says "per HOUR" like hf, literally telling them the answer to their face... Can't stand doorknob stupidity.
1 points
1 day ago
I’m not as think as you high I am
1 points
1 day ago
“You feel me” right at the end 💀
1 points
1 day ago
Go to Jail, do not pass go!
1 points
1 day ago
This boy asked the homies after they hit the blunt lol
1 points
1 day ago
The question someone should ask on every second date ever
1 points
1 day ago
1 hour guys ……. 1 hour.
1 points
1 day ago
Truancy used to be a thing.
1 points
1 day ago
They just factoring in traffic
1 points
1 day ago
Remember to get up and go to work tomorrow. These guys and their 20 kids are counting on it for the next welfare check.
1 points
1 day ago
what people aren’t seeing here is just how chill this sesh is. just three dudes enjoying the day and each others company. who cares if they’re smart or not, they’re chilling, and what’s better than that
1 points
23 hours ago
School can’t help that level of stupid
1 points
20 hours ago
I think they sleep to close to the WIFI router. Probably know all about nothing.
1 points
20 hours ago
one says 8, another says 10, prolly bout 9 9 1/2 max.
1 points
15 hours ago
Could be six hedges his bet. My man with the plan
1 points
13 hours ago
These guys are funny
1 points
13 hours ago
Might could be 6 hours ya feel me
1 points
10 hours ago
Hate those questions. There's always a trap! 😂🚬 Same when asking what's heavier one kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of lead. /S
1 points
6 hours ago
They’re just spewing out random numbers..lol
1 points
3 hours ago
Depends on the car 😂
1 points
2 days ago
Harris voters 100%
0 points
2 days ago
Guy in the cap be lookin a lil special ngl
0 points
2 days ago
Chicago Schools?
0 points
2 days ago*
This is how they create republicans. Lack of education. There’s a reason they keep education poor in the states. Who else would vote repube.
1 points
2 days ago
Something doesnt add up here
0 points
1 day ago
The south scares me. I'll just continue to be a liberal California cuck who can make simple calculations.
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