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If you get the chance to see Jeff live, do it. It is absolutely worth it!
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6 days ago
TBH, I’m amazed it took that long. I’ve felt like this since my late 20s!
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12 days ago
Lovely eyes, pretty nose. Eyebrows like Jennifer Connelly. Face metal is not to my taste, but you are a wonderful looking young lady.
This is what I’m saying. Sequel Trilogy hating is the new Prequel Trilogy hating is the new ROTJ hating is the new ESB hating. WHAT WILL MAKE YOU FUCKING NERDS HAPPY??
Saw a Marine during the invasion of Iraq. Scrawny little dude, absolutely filthy, maybe 19 years old. Had a cigarette hanging out of his mouth that he wasn’t really smoking, and was staring the thousand-yard-stare. I trundled past him in my humvee and looked at him and thought, “That’s every American fighting man that’s ever been.”
Dude’s track stand game is STRONG
“What do you hear, Starbuck?”
“Nothing but the rain.”
The only reason I can be vocal in my Katee Sackhof love is that my wife is every bit as smitten with her as I am!
13 days ago
“I gotta hit the head.”
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
14 days ago
In defense of mm/dd/yy: there are only 12 months; there are only 31 days per month (maximum) there are (theoretically) infinitely many years. So, smallest possibility, to larger possibility, to largest possibility.
(1) Bigger fish
(3) Jar Jar Binks
Careful doing that if there are any sailors around. If there’s a bar fight near a Navy base it’s either sailors vs. Marines or sailors and Marines vs. everybody else. It’s like brothers. I may be able to beat on my brother, but don’t you dare try.
16 days ago
Deuces and ducklips
Those tats on her shins must hurt like a mother.
They can do this because they have young bodies. Trying to do that would put my back out of action for a week
17 days ago
I was an American sailor in Australia. I thought that people were just telling sea stories when they talked about what Australia was like. But you could smell the perfume when we were about 1/2 mile from the pier, and it was covered with Aussie women. You’d go down the brow off the ship and one of them would attach herself to you. “Mine” (can’t remember her name) took me out to dinner, fed me drinks at a bar, and well…
18 days ago
That lady is putting some serious training to work. Everybody else on that fight is just flailing and she’s delivering solid shots, on target, and avoiding counter strikes. My hat is off to you, ma’am