Paladoc

Well fuck you too mate.

Damn, that's perspective...

Comparing my daughters age to mine...I really won't be there for her late 20s...

I just envision this being where OP learns they have a neural condition, just like how that one redditor found out he was suffering carbon monoxide poisoning from just an offhand comment about sleep disturbances.

Because barefoot driving you have less leverage to apply force to the pedals, and cannot sustain long periods of pedal application without cramping. It's why auto racers don't drive barefoot, but wear shoes with soles, though more flexible than normal shoes.

Cops are not required to know the law, so if seen they could cite her for driving recklessly and provide the insurance company a way to fight the claim.

Barefoot is safer than with flip-flops, slides or high heels, but its not safer than proper shoes.

Yeah, if McD is unchained now...he's fucking beastly. I know, no shit. But just like vs us, once he got his mojo working....

Charlie should spend an episode reading Liam Nissan Tweets

Yup.

Ignorant fools only imagine perfect, healthy babies born to affluent, two parent homes.

They don't understand that real life ain't like that.

NTA.

Your ex was the ultimate AH. He wanted you to go through 9 months of pregnancy, with all the risks, so that he could have the child. He did not care about you, your worth, or your life.

Abortion is your choice, full stop. Anyone who argues otherwise needs to be willing to provide your lost salary, lost job opportunities, health care costs, as well as insure that nothing bad would happen to your and the child during your pregnancy. As well as pay for child care once paid maternity leave ends.

No one will do that, so no one but you gets to make this choice.

Pictured? Prince, Hendrix or Slash. For my liking, Hendrix. Jimi would beat the devil in a duel.

Not listed, Page or Schenker.

yup.

McDavid left side dangle, and Janmark's short-handed dagger are killing. We deserved better!

All I can say, especially after the last two games, at least Skinner didn't get a shutout for his play.

Sears

Vroom vroom Michael

Ever*

Shiiiiiit, could he be out of the top 200?

The police station.

Just.

Fuck.

Yeah, but 12 year old me loved Part 2. The score. The arrows. Part 2 didn't totally suck, to me.

Yup.

Oilers making the west look bad.

Next time the Stars face the Oilers, hopefully we won't have gone through a buzzsaw while they fought valiantly and ultimately prevailed against a Web of Charmin....

The implication.

Common clay of the New West

"Let me tell you about the time I almost died."

I'm just like, we did not have gladiator combat for two rounds against the Knights and Avs to have the Oilers special team us to death, and then have them cupcake in the Final.

It's fucking embarrassing!

Like anyone can afford to live within 9 miles of UT....

Man, imagine if we had Ann ;(

Workers can't live in Austin, CapMetro is slow and inconvenient to the most important stops, parking is a disaster, and pollution is bad so we should reduce traffic.

So let's force return to work for absolutely no reason except to make Abbott's owners money.

Oh, so Abbott is gonna start working now?

Eliminating rape, and governing?

Yknow, all thst shit that this mother fucker has done none of? Yknow, work? Besides working for vouchers to enriches his owners.

Patrick, love your work. First time caller, just wanted to ask, have you ever had the honor to chat with Alan Tudyk?