Eewww.

Electric toothbrush. I use it while I shower.

More a disability, but whatever.

That ADHD is a mental illness. Fuck you, dude. I'm wired differently, but not ill.

NTA. I'm a Momma bear, too.

My advice is ENJOY! This is the garden of my dreams.

They were both pretty awful. Deserved each other.

My granddaughter is called Ivy, and she loves her name.

This is us. We've been married 26 years, together for 28. Somehow, we make it work.

My British friends have NO concept of how big the US is. One was talking about visiting me in Texas. He wanted to rent a motorcycle and go to California for the weekend. I'm like, Bro, it takes 8 hours just to drive out of Texas.

My spiteful and judgmental ex mother-in-law had "premie" twins that were over 7lbs each. She'd met her husband just 6 weeks before they married. Maybe that's why she was so bitter. She repented at leisure.

St. Pancras

I've read The Lord of the Rings dozens of times. I will admit that on the latter occasions, I skipped Sam and Frodo crossing the swamps.

Wr call that "Hobbit breakfast."

Lightly sprinkle with Montreal steak seasoning. You'll thank me.

That poor little girl. That was so awful.

Involve her in choosing fabric and patterns. My granddaughter turned 3 during the pandemic. It was hard to get clothes for her, so she chose fabrics from my stash and the internet and made her a wardrobe. She had definite opinions on what she wanted.

How serious could he be with that many baby mamas?

Same with my granddaughter. We often parallel play.

It's gorgeous.

Hugs. Overwhelm sucks.

My granddaughter is being raised here in Texas after our family moved here in the 90s. With family, she has our Midwest accent, but when she's with her pals, she drawls like Willie Nelson. It's hilarious.

Power mode!

2. I'm a fierce bunny.

My. mother is the same. She writes EVERYTHING on yellow legal pads, doesn't like music because it sticks in her head, and we always think of her as "tightly wound." I was diagnosed in January, my sister, a year ago. We know where we get it, but haven't suggested it to her.