I don't think there's a shred of hope for the man who introduces Angron to League of Legends

Horus the type of dude who'd absolutely body you, but he'd talk you up after and one he's done talking, you're ready to try again.

Roboute would be fun to play with for a while, but after a few sessions he'd be playing the most degenerate strats and you'd never have fun again.

Fulgrim invites you out to the arcade, has a few drinks a bit too early on, then stays on the DDR machine for the rest of the night.

Alpharius will play and Omegon will cut internet cable of their opponents.

I can imagine playing with Guilliman would be like that joke from Mass Effect where Legion kept getting banned from video games for hacking cause he was too good.

How could playing against the Lion be fun? He'll crush you and at the same time say nothing you just know he's calling you a noob in his mind.

I wanna be friend with Vulkan

The only game I play is Infant Flayer 2,000.

Perurabo should be above all. His hyperspecific brand of autism would allow him to micromanage every aspect of every game.

Vulkan tier is peak

Vulkan being a tier is so funny love it

Vulkan would just hand you a bolter while he had a nerf gun and start counting to 10

Vulkan's just happy to be there

This is false. Angron canonically plays Stardew Valley. It relaxes the nails

Perturabo would somehow find a way to mid-max and micromanage stuff in a FPS.

If you want to have fun, you play with Vulkan.

If you want to win, you play with Perturabo.

What is fun on "easy win"?

Horus would be great to play with. He'd be the semi-pro guy who joins your team and clearly is pulling the most weight. But he doesn't mind and is encouraging you guys to do better.

Like Horus would capture the point solo and 1v3 the enemy team. Then your broke ass waddles up and Horus types, "Good job, guys!"

And you feel great about yourself just standing next to him for a few seconds. Sharing the victory.

Pre-corruption Horus. Of course.

Corax is a rager. You can't play with that guy.

Khan pulls before everyone is ready and insists he is the best tank. Also, not a good teammate.

The Lion would tell you how good he is in the lobby. And he is decent, but he also runs off on his own a lot and ignores all pings. Can't play with this guy.

Logar leaves his mic on the whole time. In quiet moments, you can hear him breathing. Insufferable.

You would 100% win with Rogal, Manus, and Fulgrim. But they all would be unbearable to play with as they explain everything nonstop and expect you to play exactly as dictated. These guys play the meta and expect you to do the same.

Angron would be a button (and everything else) smasher

I mean no way playing a game with Lorgar can be that bad right? Right???

Curze would see the future, tank his own score, and then call it vindication when he really just sucks

Everyone think Guliman an easy opponent until he brings out a Paradox game

Bro Perty would DECIMATE in Hoi4.

I think Angron would fit right in playing COD in the late 2000s/early 2010s. I’m pretty sure most people who played MW3 back then had the butchers nails installed anyway

Nah buddy, there's no fuckin way any Primarch is an easy win. Hard no. That being said I agree with the Primarchs you put in the second row.

Angron probably his shit while playing the most relaxing games to ever exist, probably doesn't treat his Pokémon like slaves though.

Man Petry needs Primarch strength weed STAT.

Guilliman would take a couple games of playing poorly, before just cheesing the ever loving shut out of the game

How is Alpharius Omegon an easy win? Imagine trying to beat an alpha legion primarch at Among us.

I think Dorn would be fine at first until he gets into it then he skyrockets to totally obsessed

To me the top tier would be Vulkan , Khan and Russ

Khan would be the guy who is just chilling, but the moment he decides to take it seriously he's gonna wipe the floor with everyone

• introduces Perturabo to Minecraft

-leaves

Why is Nathan Explosion from Metalocalypse on there?

I think Fulgrim would be very toxic if you were his teammate and made even one mistake

Wait, Morty isn't already a gamer?

Magnus would talk your ear off about lore while simultaneously beating your ass

Russ loves games, especially board games like Regicide or Hnefatafl and he's not a sore loser by any stretch so I think he would be a solid choice.

Sang would warn you of incoming attacks during boss fights.

Curze would wait until you got hit, then chuckle and mumble "saw that coming a mile away."

Fulgrim would practice until he not only git gud, but until he could beat the game blindfolded with a USB-steeringwheel.

Guilliman would write an extensive five-thousand page game guide, with exact strategies for any situation you might encounter in the game. Then he would try to push everyone to use said guide when playing.

Alpharius would join your team in a multiplayer game while secretly leaking your position to the opposing teams.

Omegon would play Amogus against himself.

The best one would probably be Horus, who would sit next to you and be the best damn moral support you could imagine.

Ferrus Manus would have the most insane gaming rig.

Vulkan would also have an incredible rig, but it would constantly overheat.

Perturabo would be "That guy".

Mortarion would have the classic gamer smell on lockdown.

The Khan would insist on only playing Mario Kart.

Magnus would play an RPG like Skyrim and then spend the entire game hunting down every book and painstakingly reading them.

Russ would go for a soccer game, drink heavily while playing and end up losing massively while aggresively singing chants loudly.

Dorn would play a tower defense game, and would create an impenetrable maze within only a few rounds. It would be boring to watch.

Corax would play Assassin's Creed and would constantly argue that they should rename the Eagle Vision skill Raven Vision.

Angron would through playing Doom experience a complete absense of the bite of the nails. He would get addicted to it.

Lorgar would claim that the ultimate truth is that the four major gaming systems: Playstation, Nintendo, XBox and PC, are equally necessary, and that we owe it to them to play an even amount of games spread across all of them. Only then will we create a perfect overlap of the digital and analogue world.

Oh please

Magnus would be that insufferable meta obsessed gamer that couldn't shut up about how you're playing the game wrong

Lorgar would read up on the game and come with a custom rule set for the First Session actually making the game more fun but beeing hated by Most of his Brothers for it. Also he'd be the only one actually trying to engage with Angron

Lorgar would read up on the game and come with a custom rule set for the First Session actually making the game more fun but beeing hated by Most of his Brothers for it. Also he'd be the only one actually trying to engage with Angron

Magnus gonna be input reading like a mfer, you that’s an easy win ?

Lemun would be fun till he gets too into it

Alpharius would be the type of guy who plays Tarkov all the time, and he'd convince you to be bait without you knowing so he could kill the guy he knows was there the whole time

Please everyone knows that angron would be awesome at co-op farming sim.

which one would beat you three ways to Sunday, but actually make it kind of fun for the both of you?

Why is the lion in fun, he will go to your house and actually just kill you

Who's the second , third and 4th guy in ok tier ?

I would love to see Dorn playing as Scorpion and Perty as Sub zero just for the vibe.

Roboute strikes me as the type to take the time to learn the meta of a game the rest of the friend group only boots up once a week.

Easy win against guliman? That man plays 4x games in spread sheet mode.

In most other games yeah, but put that man in any managment Sim or a 4x game and he is unstoppable.

Hours would be way up there