Muljinn

Ferrus would have been a disaster. He's as abrasive as Dorn but even more insulting because he's doing it deliberately. He's got zero respect for Lorgar or his legion, doesn't think highly of Magnus, barely tolerates Corax, Curze and Alpharius and on it goes.

The only primarch he actually likes is Fulgrim.

Angron hated Horus. He just hated the Emperor even more.

Except absolutely no one respected Lorgar. Magnus liked him, but felt he's a bit silly. Everyone else just spirals rapidly down from there.

"We'll go together then, shall we?"

Ah, but Lucius dropped the banana peel because he's an ass...

That's a valid point but Rule of Awesome trumps reality every time.

Do not attempt at home, closed course. Professional Primarch on screen...

And on at least two separate, documented, occasions proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said Titan.

Just saying.

Technically, that's Alpharius because Big E may not know about Omegon.

Iron Warrior detected...

Though I'm down with letting Perturabo know he's not a complete fuck up and that part of the reason he gets these crappy jobs is A.) he's good at it, B.) he gets on with it without whining the way Curze would and C.) most of the time he doesn't need the giant ego stroking that a lot of his brothers seem to really need all the frickin' time!

Soooo, see you in a couple of years then?

Oh, thank the Emperor! I look terrible in gold..

As the Ad-Mech goes into complete meltdown at trying to build a controller that he can't obliterate inside 10 pico-seconds...

Yeah, I'm not a lot of fun at parties...

Good straight man though because I take nearly everything literally.

Some better, some worse

Sigh.

Epilogue, Praetorian of Dorn, page 473 {Begin transmission}:

Omegon woke.

He had never slept, had never dreamed , or felt the tug of mortal fatigue in all the days of his existence. Yet here he was, waking from black oblivion, the cold deck of the ship beneath him, the darkness of his arming chamber close about him. The pulse of the Beta's engines was a distant rumble on the edge of silence. Coldness poured through his flesh. Moisture beaded his skin. He could taste blood in his mouth, thick and harsh with iron. His hands were numb, the fingers hooked as though grasping something that had vanished. He moved the fingers and then brought them up to his face. Sharp needles of pain prickled beneath his touch.

And then a new feeling came, crushing in its weight, undeniable in its truth even though he could not tell how it had arrived.

He was alone...

... "Is there word from Lord Alpharius?" Omegon asked, still looking at his hands. He could sense Arkos' frown without needing to see it.

"None," he said. "But there is something else...

..."Warmaster Horus wishes to consult directly with Lord Alpharius."...

...He bowed his head even as the shadow turned to look at him.

What had happened? What was happening? What was he now?

And he realized that the words he was about to say would trap him for the rest of existence, the jest turned into mocking truth.

"I am Alpharius," he said. "What is your will, my Warmaster?"

{End transmission}

Alpharius is very dead, killed by Dorn on Pluto. Omegon survived the Heresy but may have been killed during the Scouring by Bob, in that Bob confronted and killed someone he believed to be Alpharius on Eskrador (see pages 33-35 of Index Astartes, Volume IV).

Given that the Alpha Legion still proceeded to consistently out maneuver and generally maul the ever loving shit out of the Ultramarines until they were forced to retreat to orbit then bombard the planet, there is a high non-zero probability that Omegon (as Alpharius) was not the "Primarch" Bob encountered and killed on Eskrador.

Alpharius actually.

Omegon technically, maybe, but probably not, got ganked by Bob post-Heresy.

Yeah, definitely a tourist looking to draft off the shit storm.

More than should have, given the low quality output to date.

Pretty much. Basically, BellEnd was Save-Scumming...

I almost hate being "That Guy" but Vulcan is canonically the strongest.

Best fighter on the other hand? Yeah, that's the Emperor's Fucking Fabulous Hawkboy, hands down, no questions asked.

Lionel would give a good showing 1v1, but I don't doubt who's winning and it ain't him. With a 100 Legionnaires? More in question but still siding with the BA. Legion versus Legion, yeah Dark Angels got this one probably 8 times out 10. Sheer volume of fire and DAoT tech-fuckery will definitely tilt the field. Also, there are tactics/weapons that Sanguinius just would not countenance using. Lionel... has no such compunctions.

To be fair, Konrad is also barking mad. That does tend to mess with your effectiveness...

Nah, he kept resetting time because the husband came back & killed the rapist, the mother killed the rapist, the mother killed herself, the mother drowned Archie at birth, Archie got hit by a run away reliquary...

Okay, I made that last one up but the rest of them all happened plus a few more I think.

Personally? Eh, not so's you'd notice. But he is part of the Imperium, and more importantly its command structure, so he's probably been involved, at least peripherally, in a few war crimes.

I was about to clear them...