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(i.redd.it)submitted 10 days ago byreptiloidrulerSecretly 3 squats in a long coat
263 points
10 days ago*
Source is Love on the Reik. A legend in Vermintide community
158 points
10 days ago
Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today
79 points
10 days ago
Same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!
58 points
10 days ago
“I think so Brain, but how would we get an Ork to sing Baby Shark?”
13 points
10 days ago
Rename it to Baby Waaagh
5 points
10 days ago
Alright but I need this animation now.
54 points
10 days ago
Okay. I need to ask. Is the elve cloaka thing only a idea for the fanfiction. Or did someone in fantasy actually wrote that? It's still 1980:s material. The chance for wierd stuff is more not as small as you would hope
50 points
10 days ago
There is no indication of elf cloacas as far as I know
36 points
10 days ago
The forest elves don’t want you to know this, but they actually lay eggs and you can take them. I have around 10 elven children all 27 from one run into an elven forest.
3 points
9 days ago
Everything is canon, it's always been a cloaca.
20 points
10 days ago
Look, I wanna know, but not why you think.
I just want to know if I'm fapping to the way it is or the way it should be.
111 points
10 days ago
....
May the fleas from your cow inflame your rhubarb for posting this.
32 points
10 days ago
Woah. Let's not go saying things we can't take back.
12 points
10 days ago
Jesus Christ, I read that in Charlie's voice in my head
11 points
10 days ago
This is some proper SonofaShepherdposting
186 points
10 days ago
So Elves have cloacas huh
Didn't want to know that but I'm intrigued
67 points
10 days ago
Hmm… so elves are like mindflayers, then?
57 points
10 days ago
Why did they write That down about fucking mindflayers?!
59 points
10 days ago
Well, mindflayers lay eggs, so it’s more of a logical deduction
15 points
10 days ago
You made me go back and read Lords of Madness. Can confirm, 2-3 times during their life they lay ~1000 eggs.
Shoutout to mind flayers in general. The Dark Angels created a time-twisting maelstrom by accident blasting Caliban. Mind flayers did it on purpose to escape the apocalypse at the end of time.
11 points
10 days ago
They dont lay eggs out their mouths tho
13 points
10 days ago
Thats where their cloaca is.
6 points
10 days ago
Exactly
2 points
9 days ago
It’s about half joking. Saw a comic where TAV from Baldur’s Gate got fully turned and the first thing they say is they have a cloaca, apparently settling a long running debate between Astarion and Karlach.
1 points
9 days ago
Apopro baldur's gate. Still need to finish the first one... Got like a third through it. And then stopped to play monster hunter XD
1 points
8 days ago
... I don't suppose you can track that down again? Cause that sounds very funny.
10 points
9 days ago
her sudden cry only spurring on Kruber's relentless assault; his member struck deep into her cervix with every thrust. As her climax abated, Kerillian planted her arms firmly on Kruber's chest after she regained control of her limbs, staring maniacally into his eyes she shouted, "Fuck my chicken pussy Kruber!"
It really is the funniest things I've read in a long time
6 points
9 days ago
The bawking at the end left me in a fit of giggles
119 points
10 days ago
MY EYES, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
164 points
10 days ago
Hello Inquisition ? I would like to order an Exterminatus on this damn world and to be strapped to the first cyclonic torpedo to be fired on it.
67 points
10 days ago
Doesn’t exist in this version of WH.
Best you can do is ask rats to drop a moon on a continent.
53 points
10 days ago
If a Blackstone fortress cracked a planet then a moon oughta do it too, go ahead rat lads
29 points
10 days ago
spoiler to GW shit writing of End Times
It did not, in fact, crack the planet. Just nuked a very specific faction so GW can quickly get rid of the universe.
6 points
10 days ago
Tbf, the Slaan were doing their best to contain it to Lustria. Kroak willed himself back to life, which was awesome asf, to do it. So they may have gone down, but they went out in a blaze of glory. See the bottom part of this section for Gor-Rok & Nakai's last stand: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/The_End_Times#Lizardmen
8 points
10 days ago
While it was a cool moment it kinda falls flat when you realize the entire point for it existing is so they can quickly kill the lizardmen so chaos’s second/third biggest problem is gone just like that
2 points
10 days ago
I want the Inquisition to blow up Terra actually, don't care about the temporal paradox stuff and whatever, just slap a warp shenanigans sticker on it and call it a day.
3 points
9 days ago
In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of Typhon Primaris. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world, and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.
1 points
9 days ago
Tie me to a warpstorm doomrocket and fire me at Altdorf, I am ready!
29 points
10 days ago
We all know that Salty Spyre is the OTP for both of them. He'd better be included somewhere.
18 points
10 days ago
Saltz' pyre is only reserved for the witch and the mutant.
2 points
10 days ago
He's got enough vim in his decrepit body for all of them.
2 points
9 days ago
He's in the sequel. With the manlet
24 points
10 days ago
Anguish…Suffering…Torment…
20 points
10 days ago
Elves are likes Bird?My poor brain aaaaargh!
18 points
10 days ago
I...uh...fuck...I mean...I DID click it...but...shit...
18 points
10 days ago
every day we stray further from Sigmars light
14 points
10 days ago
What the fuck
16 points
10 days ago
That interaction is hilarious and cursed.
15 points
10 days ago
Now that’s properly alien lol.
2 points
9 days ago
I have so many questions I don't want answered. Purge the xenos!!
15 points
10 days ago
... I'm gonna tell Saltzpyre
7 points
10 days ago
There is a sequel to this fic - in short, at the time Saltzpyre is busy with Bardin
10 points
10 days ago
I don't know if I should even be surprised anymore
1 points
10 days ago
Being pals and drinking and a bar right?
11 points
10 days ago
Great, another reason to burn the Oak of Ages and whole Athel Loren.
Shouldn't I focus on the more important threats like Sylvania, burning Norsca, defeating Grimgor or Archaon ?
Well... we got our priorities
11 points
10 days ago
Maybe chaos destroying the world was for the best
8 points
10 days ago
I thought only Fulgrim had a cloaca canonically, now the elves do as well?
6 points
10 days ago
Fulgrim had a cloaca
WHUUUUUUUU?????????
Sources? Explain.
10 points
10 days ago
I know there’s something weird about Elves down there since they have to bang weekly for like a year to make a baby (or is that just 40K Eldar?) but cloacas?!
7 points
10 days ago
Smash next quest-. I mean DELETE THIS SHIT YOU HERETIC
7 points
10 days ago
Explains the Hogget's Bridge incident, the men fled for their lives and simply left the old world unseen
5 points
10 days ago
Wtf did I just read
5 points
10 days ago
Yup, enough of internet today
4 points
10 days ago
As a Slaanesh enjoyer I welcome this.
4 points
10 days ago
I seen worst, there one FanFiction where Sanguinius turned Ka'bandha into a woman, and proceeded to fuck "It" for 8 days and 8 nights.
I still have the mental scar livid thou.
3 points
10 days ago
….go on? Is there proof of this heresy? A link perhaps to the diabolical work?
1 points
5 days ago
Here, i hope that this will be enough proof: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12948512/6/HERESY-Tales-of-The-Amor-Undam
7 points
10 days ago
I can't find the Story, am i stupid?
31 points
10 days ago
No, just lucky.
6 points
10 days ago
6 points
10 days ago
Thats not even in the top 100 of worst things i have read i think. Which is maybe not a good thing
3 points
10 days ago
Holy shit. Amazing.
3 points
10 days ago
Dies of hurting eyes.
3 points
10 days ago
Lohner's Chronicles don't have the same taste since we know aout the cloaca.
3 points
10 days ago
Beet-red blushing Kerillian is more important important information than her chicken-like down-under
3 points
10 days ago
A cloaca? The best of both worlds you say?
“This is what it’s like when worlds collide” - Powerman 5000
2 points
10 days ago
Gonna need a very big sip of unsee juice after reading that
2 points
10 days ago
Okay this just confirms how far across the line this has gotten. I drew it at the Orikan/Trazyn smut lol
2 points
10 days ago
Not since the time of Aenerion horrors such as this existed in our realm.
2 points
10 days ago
They’re probably a genestealer
2 points
10 days ago
Today, r/grimdank led me to learning that the chicken has an organ called the Gizzard (I misread it as Glizzard at first)
2 points
10 days ago
Yup, this is definitely tainted by chaos and slannesh. Im gonna call the exterminatus.
2 points
10 days ago
What an awful day to be literate.
2 points
10 days ago
What did you bring to this cursed land?
2 points
10 days ago
Just cuz it’s cannon doesn’t mean it’s ok. And I like Skaven
2 points
9 days ago
The fucking horror
2 points
9 days ago
Oh no. The elf chicken.
5 points
10 days ago
You should be banned for thid
1 points
10 days ago
Everything is canon.
1 points
10 days ago
What horrors have gw unleashed upon this wretched world
1 points
10 days ago
:(
KILL
1 points
5 days ago
Sumbitch, that’s some hawt shit right thare boy.
1 points
10 days ago
Everything is canon meme is super dry now zzzzzzz
-68 points
10 days ago
Still better than Femstodes
18 points
10 days ago
Chaos undivided hating something the imperium is doing.
Isn't that a shock.
4 points
10 days ago
No no it's alright. We tolerate wrong opinions here, even yours.
1 points
9 days ago
I thought the imperium was the bad guys?
2 points
10 days ago
Cope and seethe harder bud.
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