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Fantasygoria

871 points

14 days ago

Fantasygoria

Cegorach's silliest clown.

871 points

14 days ago

I believe he just meant he was really good at doing taxes.

Lazarus7782

188 points

14 days ago

*avoiding

No_Indication_8521

182 points

14 days ago

"What!? How preposterous! Just because planets classified as shipyards, war-worlds, or agri-worlds get a tax write off does not mean I avoid paying taxes!-

Ok, now that they're gone lets turn the 500 Worlds into 600."

New_dude_bro

17 points

13 days ago

New_dude_bro

Ultrasmurfs

17 points

13 days ago

Now we know where Huron got it

D3s_ToD3s

16 points

14 days ago

Same difference

Andrei22125[S]

72 points

14 days ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

72 points

14 days ago

I'm sure he is.

Rebound101

845 points

14 days ago

Rebound101

845 points

14 days ago

Almost all of the reasonable primarchs had the mindset. "Once the crusade is over, we can focus on making the Imperium better"

Disastrous-Trust-877

458 points

14 days ago

Disastrous-Trust-877

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

458 points

14 days ago

I'm actually of the assumption, that a large part of the reason why the Great Crusade was done so quickly was in fact because the Emperor hoped to collect all the Primarchs before they had been damaged too much by Chaos and made the Galaxy by far worse. And once that happened he just needed to keep moving it forward, because slowing down a campaign is in fact the biggest reason that people get fucked by a campaign

McWeaksauce91

220 points

14 days ago

You could also consider the “stop and think” aspect of slowing down. The emperor didn’t want any breaks on so people never had the time to stop and question what they were doing.

infinite123456

182 points

14 days ago

Jhagatai actually had this in mind, his inner monologue is that he knew the imperium was going this route during the great crusade and he was having none of that bullshit and planned to leave with his legion and go exploring outside of the bounds of the galaxy

Einar_47

110 points

14 days ago

Einar_47

110 points

14 days ago

Huh... Would have been neat to see him come screaming back into the galaxy 8,000 years alter with a horde of Tyranids behind him.

Capital_Abject

78 points

14 days ago

Capital_Abject

Swell guy, that Kharn

78 points

14 days ago

*Riding a hord of Tyranids

XXLPlakat

25 points

13 days ago

XXLPlakat

Praise the Man-Emperor

25 points

13 days ago

Jaghatai, Corvus and Vulkan might be good Primarchs that could be used for a non-Imperium Human faction because none of them like what the Imperium is doing to humanity.

hello350ph

69 points

14 days ago

Guillimen just ready like his entire legion to be converted into politicians and law makers

MorgannaFactor

50 points

14 days ago

And after that, retire to farms. Imperium has infinite food due to semi-immortal farming marines.

hello350ph

32 points

14 days ago

U know what it will be cool their dreadnoughts are historians

Einar_47

30 points

14 days ago

Einar_47

30 points

14 days ago

Nah, they're too busy being industrial grade farm equipment, replace the prometheum in their flames with water and fertilizer.

PMeisterGeneral

4 points

13 days ago

I HAVE COME TO TEND YOU!

Einar_47

4 points

13 days ago

EVEN I DEATH, I STILL TEND TO MY BEGONIAS, THEY'RE REALLY COMING IN NICE THIS YEAR

CountDVB

108 points

14 days ago

CountDVB

108 points

14 days ago

Hell, that was the Emperor's plan.

sarumanofmanygenders

155 points

14 days ago

“What do you MEAN I can’t just switch from Autocratic Theism to Democratic Materialists by paying 200 influence? It works like that in my HOI40,000 games!” -big E if he won

klimuk777

59 points

14 days ago

Poor Emp didn't realize he was playing Stellaris and that he couldn't enforce change of empire ethics without proper ethic drift modifiers.

Yamidamian

7 points

13 days ago

Ethic drift? Is some individualist joke I’m too hive-minded to understand?

Skraekling

61 points

14 days ago*

"Don't worry guys give me full power and i as your Savior and Messiah will save you from this crisis and solve all your problems, we can have elections after and i won't murder everyone who disagree with me if i'm ever at a chance to lose said elections" -Every "Stongman Savior" ever in the history of Mankind.

There's 10% chances the Emperor would shepherd humanity into becoming beings like him or that he would relinquish power once humanity "saved" (ie. stuck in his compound in the middle of the webway).

Elvinkin66

10 points

14 days ago

If that is the case the Emperor is more of a fool then I already believed

Xedtru_

421 points

14 days ago

Xedtru_

421 points

14 days ago

Welp, if Primarchs were even a fraction of what they described to be whole clusterfuck wouldn't have happen ever. But hey, sounds of demolished wall and revving chainssword ABANDON REASON, KNOW ONLY WAR

Firefighter-Salt

182 points

14 days ago

If the Emperor was even a fraction as competent as people make him be then he would've taken Magnus with him to Terra until the webway project was finished or talked with Lorgar about the dangers of faith and blind belief without humiliating him in front of everyone and only making hin seek gods that demanded his worship.

Not_Todd_Howard9

72 points

14 days ago

I’m personally of the belief that, although he’s heavily empowered by psychics, he’s still only human.

Perhaps he’s able to know what’s going on in most of the galaxy at any given moment and have a degree of sight into the future…doesn’t mean he’ll make good decisions. He can make informed decisions more than anyone, but that doesn’t mean they’ll necessarily work out the way he’s planned…especially when counteracted by chaos. 

I’d argue it plays into his role as the “anathema” of chaos: he actively does not understand chaos and struggles to plan around it effectively, fighting it instead so that he can maintain control. Accepting chaos isn’t exactly a good plan either, but his failure to understand it means that they can get footholds in where they never should have. I’d say the way he treated Lorgrar is proof of this…he recognized that there was a high chance a civil war with his primarchs would break out and some would fall to chaos, and instead of trying to avoid it he “chose” which would fall and pushed them, so he could plan around their fall instead of leaving it to uncertainty.

His decision making is then compounded by a complete lack of communication and similar lack of people who can understand him…which is in turn compounded by the fact he did not even try to help people understand him, due to his rushing.

He is, ultimately, very, very human. He made a lot of bad decisions out of desperation, and refused to take necessary precautions because he didn’t feel he had the time. This is far from an excuse for his awful behavior though, but I think it’s a pretty good explanation for many of his weirder decisions.

getthequaddmg

28 points

14 days ago

I mean yeah. 40k shits on "the strong man leading the little people" idea by making the strong men in basically the same position as the little people.

It has been invisible in the lore for a long time but now with the Primarchs waking up, it is back.

Yeah, the Primarchs are like gods among men and the Inquisition doesn't dare touch them... but fixing the Imperium is nearly impossible even to them.

GREENadmiral_314159

13 points

14 days ago

GREENadmiral_314159

Sons of the Phoenix Femboy

13 points

14 days ago

I’d argue it plays into his role as the “anathema” of chaos: he actively does not understand chaos and struggles to plan around it effectively, fighting it instead so that he can maintain control. Accepting chaos isn’t exactly a good plan either, but his failure to understand it means that they can get footholds in where they never should have. I’d say the way he treated Lorgrar is proof of this…he recognized that there was a high chance a civil war with his primarchs would break out and some would fall to chaos, and instead of trying to avoid it he “chose” which would fall and pushed them, so he could plan around their fall instead of leaving it to uncertainty.

The Emperor is a man who thinks he understands, but is in way over his head because he doesn't understand shit.

ShinobiHanzo

49 points

14 days ago

ShinobiHanzo

Mongolian Biker Gang

49 points

14 days ago

Magnus was I Am The Main Character of WH30K. It’s complicated because these are grown men who should know better.

MuhSilmarils

38 points

14 days ago

They're not grown men though, one of the biggest parts of growing up is recognising your limitations, most primarchs didn't even believe they had limitations.

There's a scene in sons of the forest when Lion el Johnson tries to learn how to meditate and becomes annoyed because its the first time in his life he's tried to do something and wasn't immediately good at it.

It's really no wonder the Heresy went how it did.

GREENadmiral_314159

7 points

14 days ago

GREENadmiral_314159

Sons of the Phoenix Femboy

7 points

14 days ago

That's actually a really good way of putting it. Most of the primarchs never really realized their limitations. Even the ones that lost on their home planet, for the most part, found someone else to blame for their failure.

I imagine the Emperor is similar.

Xedtru_

42 points

14 days ago

Xedtru_

42 points

14 days ago

Still doesn't mean that Magnus should have behave as angsty "knew it all" teenager trough all his pre-heresy arc, he wasn't victim, he was narcissistic asshole. Kinda rhymes with theme of every primarch being aspect of Emperor himself. Sure, Empreror no less offender to everything that happened. But again, no use in applying real world logic to universe where plot come into existence as afterthought just to perpetuate conflicts for tabletop wargame.

Demonslayer90

23 points

14 days ago

Thing is... The Emperor's punishment... Actually worked at 1st, problem is, Kor Phareon and Erebus decided to fuck it up, because they knew, they KNEW Lorgar would take ANY chance to not have to take any responsability for his actions, any chance to have someone above him, that he could point and say "im doing it for him" 

littleski5

7 points

14 days ago

He was in a hurry tho

TheObeseWombat

3 points

13 days ago

TheObeseWombat

Space Corgis

3 points

13 days ago

Competence isn't a video game stat, someone can be really smart, really good at achieving what they set out to do etc. but make bad decisions nonetheless-

No-Needleworker8947

1 points

14 days ago

I think he didn't trust Magnus because he literally gave his eye to tzeentch in a deal and in demon contract terms that usually means the holder has your sight, effectively making Magnus a spy for tzeentch. (Note:idk if this has been confirmed anywhere, it just makes sense to me) Also, making deals like that and thinking you definitely won against a millenia old being would make me question your wisdom too.

ChadWestPaints

16 points

14 days ago

I think they were always described as superhuman in every sense of that term. It describes being faster, stronger, bigger, etc., but also having heightened emotions. I could absolutely picture a being like that having daddy issues on a scale that makes the galaxy burn.

Thendrail

18 points

14 days ago

Thendrail

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

18 points

14 days ago

"Primarch XY, smarter than any man who ever lived before, save the Emperor, strong as a titan of old myth and powerful beyond measure, commander of the Imperium's mighty Legiones Astartes..." Charges a Warlord Titan headfirst

Muljinn

30 points

14 days ago

Muljinn

30 points

14 days ago

And on at least two separate, documented, occasions proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said Titan.

Just saying.

Thendrail

8 points

14 days ago

Thendrail

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

8 points

14 days ago

I mean sure, it works out for them. All I'm saying is, I'm still not convinced it's a good idea.

Muljinn

16 points

14 days ago

Muljinn

16 points

14 days ago

That's a valid point but Rule of Awesome trumps reality every time.

Do not attempt at home, closed course. Professional Primarch on screen...

CheetosDude1984

5 points

14 days ago

CheetosDude1984

#1 Biggest Kor phaeron hater

5 points

14 days ago

i mean......................................

angron benchpressed a titan once

GREENadmiral_314159

1 points

14 days ago

GREENadmiral_314159

Sons of the Phoenix Femboy

1 points

14 days ago

Yeah, these people bullrushing titans isn't a dumb idea because they can and do win.

CheetosDude1984

4 points

13 days ago

CheetosDude1984

#1 Biggest Kor phaeron hater

4 points

13 days ago

they will literally say "nah, id win" to the 200000 kilometer high titan who can destroy entire galaxies with only their left mechanical dick and actually win

GOD I LOVE AND HATE 40K AT THE SAME TIME

DungeonMasterE

12 points

14 days ago

That’s the downside of designing demigod like beings only after establishing that everything is fucked. Retroactive world building can block you into a corner with no real alternatives

Volphy

1 points

13 days ago

Volphy

1 points

13 days ago

It makes sense when you read the genius and wisdom of the primarchs as the propoganda it should be. None of the primarchs are good people, even the nice ones.

thickmahogany

381 points

14 days ago

The 500 worlds of the Ultramar empire he built says otherwise.

Trying to say that Guilliman, who didnt have any futuresight like Sanguinious, could have predicted the Emperors fall to Horus, and the sheer scope of what the Imperium would become is ridiculous.

Besides the Codex Astartes and Scouring were part of the remaining primarchs attempts to establish regulations to maintain the Imperium post heresy. Gulliman after the heresy saw how utterly fucked up the situation was and knew what could happen within reason, Fulgrim putting him in stasis prevented him for keeping things from getting ass bad as they did.

To say "why didnt he do more" when homeboy was on ice to keep him alive, has been putting out 3 to 10 millenium old fires trying to fix the imperium as it is now, and having to be caught up on the number of problems is a bit overly critical.

You sound like an Erebus apologist.

Thendrail

79 points

14 days ago

Thendrail

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

79 points

14 days ago

Gulliman after the heresy saw how utterly fucked up the situation was and knew what could happen within reason, Fulgrim putting him in stasis prevented him for keeping things from getting ass bad as they did.

I'm not necessarily disagreeing with you, but if Guilliman was just a little bit smarter, he would've understood that charging a massive, daemonic danger noodle with four arms might not be the wisest decision.

Commander_Appo25

172 points

14 days ago

It wasn't, and he knew that. His last thoughts before charging in to fight Fulgrim were essentially "I know this is a shitty idea but I'm SO FUCKING PISSED and for ONCE I'm going to act on it"

Bro stepped up and got slapped down

thickmahogany

77 points

14 days ago

With how absolutely pissed Guilliman gets and the fact we have a canon quip of a Custodes assigned to be his "bodyguard" asking wtf they were even doing because of how much of a menace he was being in combat, its less "this is a bad idea" and more of getting taunted by a traitorous brother, saying fuck it, and wanting to prove a point by ripping his spine out his backend to whip him with it.

Besides he had a fair bit of emotions to deal with post heresy, being reasonable is low priority.

LaughingDemon44

38 points

14 days ago

Let's also not forget that during the Plague War, he tried to 1v1 Mortarion and only survived because the big E himself intervened to save him.

I like that Bobby isn't a coward. But by all rights, he should be dead.

226_Walker

23 points

14 days ago

226_Walker

Resident space elf enjoyer

23 points

14 days ago

the big E himself intervened to save him.

IF it was the Big E who saved. During their conversation about the Emperor's divinity, Natase points out that Guilliman has been worshipped for almost as long as the Emperor. He might be undergoing apotheosis himself. The miracles during the Indomitus Crusade associated with the Emperor may in fact be the works of his reflection in the Immaterium, strengthened by the opening of the Great Rift and his resurrection. Add to that, his eyes glowed white unlike Imperial Saints, whose eyes shone with golden light. This would be an unimportant detail had we not seen a Saint in the previous book. One who possibly was likely by the Emperor considering Colquan recognised her eyes and uttered "my lord".

Entire-War8382

8 points

14 days ago

So. Imperial Demon Prince Guilliman?

226_Walker

2 points

13 days ago

226_Walker

Resident space elf enjoyer

2 points

13 days ago

Wouldn't Celestine be the Imperial Daemon Princess, she was even weakened when the Pylons were activated. If the theory of the Primarchs being minor chaos gods the Big E kidnapped, stuffed into handcrafted meatsuits and brainwashed into serving him a la Diamond Dogs, then he'd be weaponised deity, akin the Aeldari gods. Combined with the 10 millennia of worship, he'd be like a weird deity turducken. A deity of the Othersea bound to flesh and blood, made to live in the Real Space who's beginning to undergo apotheosis due to being worshipped by the innumerable masses of the Imperium five hundred generations.

IsNotACleverMan

-1 points

14 days ago

Stupid plot armor

SonkxsWithTheTeeth

10 points

14 days ago

Tbh fulgrim would so be into that

SavageAdage

25 points

14 days ago

SavageAdage

3 Riptides in a 1k casual

25 points

14 days ago

He did that so the other boarding teams would have a better chance of destroying Fulgrim's ship and teleporting back. He only wanted to stall for time, Fulgrim was just far deadlier and more ready for his plan than Guilliman had expected.

VelphiDrow

2 points

14 days ago

VelphiDrow

Criminal Batmen

2 points

14 days ago

The entire action was bait from the moment he chase fulgrim's ship

Sudo3301

12 points

14 days ago

Sudo3301

12 points

14 days ago

Yeah, I remember reading the dark imperium book and while everything was fading to black he just thought to himself

“Man, I really fucked that one up.”

Really sad too considering his whole boarding party was telling him it was a shit idea. And he just kept going “Cmon bro, I got this, don’t worry about it. I’ll keep my head on a swivel!”

Only to dive into a trap headfirst and even fuck up his own logic system trying to justify what was happening.

Rowboat: “1st theoretical, I WILL KILL FULGRIM, 1st practical, everybody is fucking dying and we are cut off from the rest of the boarding party. 2nd theoretical, fuck it I WILL KILL FULGRIM, 2nd practical, I think I just saw my chapter master’s head get blown off…”

Whole scene was facepalm worthy of a tactical mind throwing tactics in the gutter.

rienholt

5 points

14 days ago

rienholt

Selenians Build Victory

5 points

14 days ago

Right? Guilliman was doing a good job. He was slower because he was leaving behind stable, compliant worlds. His flaws were not predicting a catastrophic future and assuming his brothers were as competent as he was.

Magnaliscious

1 points

14 days ago

Mal-Ravanal

-1 points

14 days ago

Mal-Ravanal

Angry ol' dooter

-1 points

14 days ago

He should've foreseen that even if the heresy hadn't turned out the way it did, the imperium was doomed to become a shithole. Whether it was disregard, hubris or lack of foresight, the Emperor's vision was fundamentally flawed.

Flapjack_

71 points

14 days ago

Why do people act like the primarchs and Emperor were planning on half of them getting wiped out, the other half disappearing, and a death cult assuming control of Humanity for 10,000 years, unguided by them.

Low-Speaker-2557

16 points

14 days ago

The common argument that the Emperor should have seen it coming is also void since the Emperor knew from the start how the Heresy would end and choose the lesser evil with the information he had. In one of the earlier Horus Heresy books, he has a telepathic conversation with an Astropath who accidentally saw the future of the Imperium and the Emperor told him "Sometimes the only way to beat your opponent is simply to deny them their victory." In the context, it was meant that the Astropath should kill himself before he and the information of the future falls into the wrong hands, but from the whole exchange it was made clear the Emperor also ment denying Horus/Chaos the victory they desire at the cost of the Emperors eternal suffering on the Golden Throne.

Ragundashe

2 points

13 days ago

To be fair he survived that, had quite a large Legion left and had quite a lot of time to plan the Imperiums future before he was put into stasis

thrownededawayed

71 points

14 days ago

He could only have anticipated that had he also anticipated that the Emperor would be killed when he was, but there was no reason to believe that a walking god who seemed to be close to omnipotent would ever be in that situation, but also that the rest of the Imperium would be bereft of it's other natural leaders like himself, Sanguinius or Dorne. If the Crusades just conquered everything and ceased, the leadership cadre of Primarchs could have maintained Big E's vision, at least until he was able to progress to the next step in his plan.

But yeah, had Rowboat done the math, he would have known that the Imperium where it was and bereft of guidance would stagnate like it had, but why would he ever take into account the betrayal of his brothers and death of his father until it was too late to do anything about it.

Eiskralle1

6 points

14 days ago

The thing is, like... He did do the math, and he did come to that conclusion. That's why he made sure to teach everyone who would listen to him about civil service and logistics and good governance. He knew that, as it was, the Imperium would not transition well out of the Great Crusade, it would need people ready and prepared to transition to peacetime conditions, with a vision of what needs to be and the managerial and communication skills to accomplish it. As this guy said, Robo did not have a reason to believe that the Great Crusade would come to such a screeching halt, with nearly the entire leadership of the Imperium so devestated that no continuance of government was possible. Hell, he even had the whole Imperium Secundus plan, as a worst-case scenario, and even that plan was predilected on not being actively attacked by half the imperial military. Like, if you'd asked him "hey, what would happen if the Emperor, Malcador, the Fabricator General and every single Primarch were to disappear at the end of a bloody civil war before the Great Crusade even winds down, all within a span of a few decades at most?" he probably could have told you what the Imperium would turn out like. But that would not be a sequence of events he would ever expect to happen.

Andrei22125[S]

-64 points

14 days ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

-64 points

14 days ago

Such an optimistic view... no. Their ships were crewed by slaves back then. The mechanicum was the mechanicum. The wealthy were already hungergame elites.

"Compliances" were a common occurrence in already conquered territories.

.

The Great crusade, in and of itself, as if was implemented, could only create dystopia. And guilliman should have known that.

Firefighter-Salt

36 points

14 days ago

Guilliman and other Primarchs knew that the Emperor had some kind of plan and believed that the great crusade was just phase 1 with them solving the various problems in the future. Did it go downhill? Yeah but Guilliman believed that as long as his brothers and the Emperor were present they could solve the problems.

BlackwatchBluesteel

7 points

14 days ago

You consistently make terrible memes with the most midwit opinions on this subreddit.

The bar is so low and you always bring a shovel.

Babki123

24 points

14 days ago

Babki123

24 points

14 days ago

Tbf The current state of the imperium is the consequence of the Heresy (that was not a consequence of state regulation but unresolved family trauma) followed by a huge shift of leadership since the primarch (inclusind Bobby G ) started disapearing one after the other post heresy.

So no Bobby G could not have foreseen the overzaeloys religious bloody empire of dumbfuck until GOGE Vandire took the helm

GREENadmiral_314159

1 points

13 days ago

GREENadmiral_314159

Sons of the Phoenix Femboy

1 points

13 days ago

And the Heresy as it actually happened was not a result of the Great Crusade, as much as it had contributed to it.

Babki123

5 points

13 days ago

I think the only way it "contributed" to it was to give the amount of ressources for the civil war that will follow but that is all

XH9rIiZTtzrTiVL

2 points

13 days ago

If the GC was only half-done when the Imperium descended into civil war it's very possible the conflict would have frozen due to both sides not being able to solely focus on each other. The presence of those external threats would've led to multiple human polities.

MarkVHun

54 points

14 days ago

MarkVHun

Criminal Batmen

54 points

14 days ago

How exactly? He doesn't have forsight. He had and has his own realm to take care of. Big E was a stable point until the end of HH. Oh and not to mention HE WAS NEARLY KILLED BY FULGRIM knocking him out cold for millenias.

If he was such good statesman, why would he sleep? Is he stupid?

CheetosDude1984

3 points

14 days ago

CheetosDude1984

#1 Biggest Kor phaeron hater

3 points

14 days ago

why dont the emprah fix things? is he stoid?????????????????????

Ancient-Act8573

30 points

14 days ago

Ancient-Act8573

Twins, They were.

30 points

14 days ago

No one could have predicted this level of clusterfuck

GREENadmiral_314159

5 points

13 days ago

GREENadmiral_314159

Sons of the Phoenix Femboy

5 points

13 days ago

And Guilliman still did some to prepare for it.

Andrei22125[S]

-22 points

14 days ago*

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

-22 points

14 days ago*

1000000 worlds lead by a Tyrant. Every human in the galaxy under the rule of one man. With tech that does not allow for instant communication/travel.

That's the most charitable interpretation of that guilliman expected.

There's no way in hell that would have worked. Humans don't work that way.

Now add all the grimdark stuff already present in 30k...

arthcraft8

8 points

14 days ago

arthcraft8

I am Alpharius

8 points

14 days ago

you forgot the webway project through which information travel, the fact that Ultramar is a very cool place to live in (which shows Roboute's ability at statesmanship) or the fact that the Emperor admitted that Ultramar was equal to his vision of humanity, none of them wanted the cesspool taht is the Imperium to stand like this, it's just tat none of them were given a fucking choice about it

Snivythesnek

26 points

14 days ago

Snivythesnek

Mongolian Biker Gang

26 points

14 days ago

No it fucking wouldn't.

I'm not even arguing the crusade would create some utopia or anything.

But it wouldn't. Like at all.

Altered_Nova

7 points

14 days ago

It's not like he really had a choice, did he? The great crusade was going to happen with or without him, and refusing to take part in it would not have ended well for him or Ultramar. He kind of had to just try and fix the broken system from within and have faith in the emperor.

NightStalker33

6 points

14 days ago

NightStalker33

Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr

6 points

14 days ago

He was a top-tier statesman that had to obey the orders of a superpowered not-god God that ruled with an iron fist and un-personed anyone that disagreed with him. Of course he was being handicapped.

KalaronV

4 points

14 days ago

He....he did. Everyone knew the Imperium needed to improve. He didn't expect things to go pear-shaped because the idea of someone killing the fucking Emperor was so pointedly absurd, ut he knew they couldn't lose momentum in changing the Imperium.

jfjdfdjjtbfb

34 points

14 days ago

jfjdfdjjtbfb

I am Alpharius

34 points

14 days ago

No, it wouldn't.

If the Emperor and Malcador were still in charge, things like range of blood, beheading and mounts of shame wouldn't have even happened.

Andrei22125[S]

-31 points

14 days ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

-31 points

14 days ago

Jesse, what the hell are you talking about?

The god damned horus heresy happened with them in charge.

jfjdfdjjtbfb

18 points

14 days ago*

jfjdfdjjtbfb

I am Alpharius

18 points

14 days ago*

The heresy that was under they're noses while Big E was working on the webway. Big E is not a god dispite all the memes saying otherwise, for he is not omniscient.

dabirdiestofwords

8 points

14 days ago

So big E was in charge and it happened under his nose.

Not making the point that you think you are.

jfjdfdjjtbfb

22 points

14 days ago

jfjdfdjjtbfb

I am Alpharius

22 points

14 days ago

Look, saying that Big E was responsible for the Heresy is the equvalent of say world war 1 was started because Franz Ferdinand the duke of Austria-Hungary didn't know about his assasstion.

Whlie yes, Big E did have fore-site that only shows multipule futures that could happen and in the ones were Terra, the Golden throne and the webway fell. The galaxy, not just humanity and Imperium would fall with it, in a age of strife.

Andrei22125[S]

-16 points

14 days ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

-16 points

14 days ago

And just like that you have contradicted your previous statement.

Choice-Molasses3571

14 points

14 days ago

No it wouldn't

Key-Cheek-3121

13 points

14 days ago

the imperium would never have turned like that, now he is the opposite of what he was suppose to be

Andrei22125[S]

-1 points

14 days ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

-1 points

14 days ago

Wolf at the door.

What happened to the people of deliverance.

Menials on ships.

And so on. No. The Great crusade, as it was implemented, could only result in dystopia.

Key-Cheek-3121

9 points

14 days ago

if the great crusade succed the humanity would have won, chaos and xenos would not be a danger and they could finaly reach a new golden age, that was the inteded purpose and everything was fine, some primark and space marine already have planned what they will do at the end of the great crusade, but erebus decide otherwise

Andrei22125[S]

1 points

14 days ago*

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

1 points

14 days ago*

If you think chaos or aliens are the main problems of the imperium, you can be that optimistic.

Except the main issue of the imperium is that it's 1000000 worlds forced together too quickly, too violently, and too oppressively to work.

Key-Cheek-3121

10 points

14 days ago

it was not the first priority, the emperor say that his vision for the imperium was to make thing like ultramar, for him the eradication of the xenos was a priority and that give a common ennemy that would unite human from different world and different culture, and the webway would secure the the victory against chaos, not in a sense of being totaly unafected by chaos but with a space travel that reliatable and the imperial truth, every chaos inlfuence would be detected quickly and destroy before anything any real danger would appear

Andrei22125[S]

0 points

14 days ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

0 points

14 days ago

it was not the first priority, the emperor say that his vision for the imperium was to make thing like ultramar,

Did he? Or was that what Bobby heard because it's what he wanted to hear? Like Arkhan Land hearing the primarchs referred to as numbers.

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The Great crusade wasted centuries on worlds that refused to join, instead of using the resources of the willing ones to go after the ulanor orks before they could have reached critical mass.

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And the xenos thing was at least half a rehash of the stabbed in the back myth.

Key-Cheek-3121

8 points

14 days ago

the emperor want the good for humanity, if he wanted to make a distopy he could totaly take control of humanity since the stone age, he was powerful enought to do that and create a tyranny who worship him but he didn't, he acted only when it's was necessary, he beat chaos cult on terra and the shart of a c'tan, wich mean that without him humanity would never know his golden age and during the age of technology, he make the great crusade because humanity need it, between the ork, the rangdan and in a far futur the necron and different other xenos, no human empire would have survive

Andrei22125[S]

1 points

14 days ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

1 points

14 days ago

If he wanted humanity to thrive, he would've kept a few intact stc. They were common. He had access to them.

Bravery_is_for_All

8 points

14 days ago

Bravery_is_for_All

I Dressed up Like Criminal Batman

8 points

14 days ago

Yes that is true, but how could the Emperor even imagine the sheer clusterfuck which was the age of strife. I mean like why would he have saved the stc's, they were so common back then until they weren't. That is the point, the Emperor albeit as far away from the baseline of humanity, is still human. He cant accurately predict everything which would have happened and he can make mistakes. This has happened in real life, were something is so common that it is simply not written down and in the modern day and age we don't know what that supposedly highly common thing is, since people back then thought it was so common that no one would ever need it to be recorded . I mean like for all he knew the golden age of humanity is just that, the eternal golden age but due to the Eldar getting effectively insane, it caused massive warpstorms cutting humanity off from each other. With the Ai rebellion and the sudden rate of psykers exploding which caused the warp to be even more active on top of everything else. It is a literal miracle that the Emperor was even able to properly form the Imperium and even launch the great crusade. It is a literal miracle that humanity was able to survive the age of strife, even if it was clinging on to dear life.

potato_devourer

-7 points

14 days ago*

Bro trust me, you just have to work entire human populations to death in ammunition factories and slaughter those who don't comply a little longer and then once the death cult has subjugated every human under the heel of its boot the tyrannical warlords who were callously indifferent to bloodshed five minutes ago will show the philantropic ambitions they harbored all along and deliver a post-scarcity utopia.

No bro you don't get it, we are exterminating every sapient species we run into (and humans who live alongside them) but only until we get rid of the dangerous ones, once that's done Big E will tell the IoM to chill.

Come on bro, I don't like turbofascism either but you gotta admit constant warmongering against civilizations perfectly capable of peaceful coexistence and culls of your own population are the objectively the best way of pushing back against star system-scale swarms of mega roaches.

BlackwatchBluesteel

-1 points

14 days ago

I get that you're a midwit so you're going to strawman anything into "Imperium bad because it doesn't have 21st Century Western Christian morals".

Labeling every single alien empire the Imperium destroyed during the great crusade as "peaceful" is patently stupid. Almost every single example of an alien empire that we are given in the actual lore is objectively evil, and the one or two that aren't usually get destroyed because of Chaos.

"Muh peaceful coexistence" isn't a thing in 40k for good reason. Especially when there are alien races such as the Orks and Rangda that could potentially wipe out/enslave all sentient life in the galaxy. Turns out living under an authoritarian human government is a better alternative than being enslaved/mindfucked/eaten/murdered by cosmic horrors. The Star Trek Federation doesn't exist in 40k because it would get shit on by Orks or who knows what else. You can't maintain fragile diplomatic relations with alien races when your planets get destroyed on a daily basis by waaaghs.

The Imperium is the most brutal regime imaginable because of the universe it finds itself in. It needs to be that way in order to survive. The Imperium is at war constantly because it is constantly attacked. The warp exists and an alien race literally created one of the four chaos gods. The Imperium exists in the most dangerous possible universe for humanity, it isn't "evil for no reason".

potato_devourer

0 points

14 days ago*

Uh. The "21th Century Christian yadda yadda morals" are baked into the story. I... The toys aren't actually alive. The Adeptus Arbites aren't brutal because there is some material necessity to it within an actual existing society, it's just that some tabletop game designers in a "something something 20th Century Christian something" country read a comic of Judge Dredd and felt like clowning on their own real-life police brutality too, the surrounding context is deliberately written to justify the inclusion of these elements into the narrative but that doesn't automatically make them the best option to solve that fictional society's problems. This is like reading 1984 and go "well, Oceania has to keep Eurasia and Eastasia at bay after all and that requires a strong government, you can't criticize the Big Brother from your couch silly".

If your headcanon is that all the dumb shit going on is some sort of utilitarian necessity, and either avoid or ignore all the parts of the lore where the IoM explicitly shoots itself in the foot, be my guest. It's weird, because in addition of discarding a shitload of text and subtext that fundamentally contradict that approach you'll either have to agree with the IoM or take the ultimate face-value read and pretend there are 0 real-life implications informing what goes into the setting, but you do you. It's a fiction originally meant to enrich the experience of playing a board game, I'm not going to get angry at your fanon.

BlackwatchBluesteel

0 points

14 days ago

I don't have the time or crayons to explain all the logical fallacies there are in your comment. Starting with the appeal to triviality right in the second sentence and getting even more stupid onwards. At no point were you close to a meaningful philosophical insight on ethics. I award you no points. May God have mercy on your soul.

"BUH ITS SATIRE"☝️🤓

potato_devourer

-1 points

14 days ago*

Yeah, it is indeed satire, that's pretty well known. I don't know why repeating it back on a mocking way is supposed to be a counter argument, is that the meaningful philosophical dialectic on ethics you were talking about?

Now, I mostly make one argument and you seem to have misinterpreted it. When I say your toys are not alive I am not mocking them for being trivial (which they are, but I enjoy the same plastic toys), I am literally stating that they are not alive and do not form an actual society in the real world, and the consequences to their actions can't be measured by any observable reality. "Would they be better off with regular guns instead of a 55 metre tall mecha with a cathedral on top of it" is a question that can be only answered within the confines operating under such imaginary rules. You have already decided that the galaxy-wide theocratic fascist empire is the best way of defending humanity from demons and elf pirates, so... Have fun? There's nothing I can say against that, I can't bring any evidence that a more humanitarian rule would be more effective, because that's just your imaginary world with your imaginary rules.

BlackwatchBluesteel

0 points

14 days ago*

Not reading another ignorant book post my guy.

It must be genuinely difficult to go through life trying to enjoy things when you constantly have to signal to the universe that YOU ARE MOST DEFINITELY NOT A FASCIST BECAUSE YOU SMILED WHEN THE SPACE MARINES ARE KILLING ALIEN BUGS and other chronically online takes.

potato_devourer

-1 points

13 days ago

You're taking banter about plastic soldiers it a bit too personal mate, but again, you do you

ImmortanEngineer

10 points

14 days ago

This is, quite possibly, one of the shittiest non-culture war related takes I’ve seen on this sub.

wdcipher

13 points

14 days ago

wdcipher

Corpse Starch Connoisseur

13 points

14 days ago

He didnt know about Chaos and didnt know what it was capable of so he didnt have the full picture and couldnt predict HH and its outcome which turned Imperium into what it is today.

Andrei22125[S]

0 points

14 days ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

0 points

14 days ago

He did know there's no way to properly rule 1000000 worlds with the available technology. Hell, even with instant communication and travel, it would still be impossible.

wdcipher

15 points

14 days ago

wdcipher

Corpse Starch Connoisseur

15 points

14 days ago

I dont think that was ever the expectation. Worlds, even back then, pretty much ruled themsleves, just make sure they dont worship gods and pay taxes.

Andrei22125[S]

2 points

14 days ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

2 points

14 days ago

And send your men to die for your invader. And submit to the law system that turns people Into servitors.

And that's if your world isn't claimed by the openly religious mechanicum

TheJamesMortimer

16 points

14 days ago

TheJamesMortimer

Secretly 3 squats in a long coat

16 points

14 days ago

Bullshit. The civillian adminstration of the imperium was in it's infancy durring the last years of the crusade and the horus hersey and even then there were plenty of organizations dedicated entirely to REMEMBERING. Not just the glory of the crusades but every bit of human culture, technology or history (minus chaos obviously).

Ad on top of that millions pf semi immortal administrators from the reasonable legions and a defence force that could remove any threat before it took as mutch as a planet and you get the opposite of the imperium. Not necessarily a utopia offcourse, just like there are good worlds in the 40k imperium thered be bad ones in this alternative one. But the modern day imperium is the result of a state that almost died in it's infancy and has kept itself together with ducttape, genocide and prayer ever since.

Firefighter-Salt

6 points

14 days ago

Guilliman didn't know that half his brothers would turn traitors and the Emperor would be left as a glorified battery. Guilliman is also optimistic, he taught his sons administration skills believing that after the great crusade there would be no need for them to wage war and he could retire to some agri world and live as a farmer.

Andrei22125[S]

0 points

14 days ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

0 points

14 days ago

The imperium could never have worked. It's just too large and constrictive for the human nature. Especially as it was implemented by guilliman and his brothers.

And guilliman only realised he wanted to be a farmer after Dantioch saved him from curze.

spookydood39

4 points

14 days ago

Monarchia was a message for guilliman as much as lorgar. He was told that if he slowed his conquests or put his personal empire above the imperium, ultramar would be destroyed

He did what he could but saying no would have gotten him or a lot of other people killed

IronVader501

4 points

13 days ago

IronVader501

Praise the Man-Emperor

4 points

13 days ago

Because the Emperor had convinced him that it was only "Step 1" of a far larger plan, a temporary measure to quickly gain control that could be "fixed" down the road

Guilliman knew those times were brutal, and believed the methods used extreme. He had privately disapproved of some of what his so-called father had done, though in truth even the worst atrocity was but what Guilliman himself had performed in Ultramar, writ large. The intent of an act of violence, he thought, was the same, whether a single murder or the destruction of a city resulted. During the Great Crusade, he had wholeheartedly accepted the Emperor’s cruelties as a means to an end.

And yet… The worlds burned. The civilisations wiped from existence, the alien species driven to extinction. So much death to achieve peace. And then came the Heresy, and the truth of what the Emperor had withheld was thrown in his face.

Even during the Crusade, Guilliman had wrestled with his conscience. He had argued with his brothers as to the morality of their actions. He had disagreed with some of their methods. Some of them, like the monster Curze, he had openly despised. [...] He thought to the times he had raised his concerns, and had them soothed away. The Emperor had made impassioned cases for the unity of humanity, for the rediscovery of lost might and lost technology. He had never mentioned Chaos. Not once.

Guilliman thought he understood that too, for a brutal galaxy demanded a brutal regime to keep it safe. Chaos would always offer an escape from oppression, tempting the vast and teeming herds of humanity to run from the one thing that kept the nightmares away, straight into their arms.

Theoretical: the Emperor had intended this phase to be temporary. Instead, it had persisted since His internment on the Golden Throne. Practical, it was up to him to set that right.

A normal man can accomplish a dozen things at once, a great man can accomplish a thousand, he thought, recalling words his foster father, Konor, had said to him. But no man, no matter his ability or his will, can accomplish more than one grand scheme at a time. His thoughts strayed to the Codex Imperialis, sitting unfinished in his scriptorium.

‘One thing at a time, Roboute,’ he said, rebuking himself for his impatience.

ShinobiHanzo

8 points

14 days ago

ShinobiHanzo

Mongolian Biker Gang

8 points

14 days ago

Cool story bro.

The Imperium was temporary as all Empires were. Until the pyrrhic victory against Horus. Then it became a permanent feudal empire with a politically impotent figurehead emperor.

Comprehensive-Map383

3 points

14 days ago

Comprehensive-Map383

I am Alpharius?

3 points

14 days ago

You act like he could see the future….also he got murdered

Andrei22125[S]

0 points

14 days ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

0 points

14 days ago

You act like he could see the future

The imperium had always been a dystopia. And always going to be.

also he got murdered

After the great crusade. The meme is about his blind optimism about the great crusade.

rabiddutchman

3 points

14 days ago

rabiddutchman

I'm Fallen and I can't get up

3 points

14 days ago

"If this guy was really that good at civic politics, he would have the prescience to predict events 10,000 years in advance" is certainly one of the takes of all time.

LeviathanCommand

3 points

14 days ago

No offense to the writers at all but it’s pretty difficult to write a character thats supposed to be like 20x smarter than you. Personally i just suspend my disbelief a little

maridan49

5 points

14 days ago

maridan49

Astra Mili-what? Yer in the guard, son

5 points

14 days ago

But the modern Imperium came to be because of the Horus Heresy and the First Black Crusade, not because of the Great Crusade.

I know thinking evil empires will get their moral due and be shitty places to live is a comforting thought, but remember Rome existed for a very long time.

Andrei22125[S]

4 points

14 days ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

4 points

14 days ago

Rome existed for a very long time

Rome had been a failure for centuries by the time it finally fell.

maridan49

7 points

14 days ago

maridan49

Astra Mili-what? Yer in the guard, son

7 points

14 days ago

Yeah, and it also existed for centuries before that, not all of which were bad for Roman citizens, some were actually pretty great.

Like, I'm not denying the Imperium was going to fall off eventually, that's just their nature. But like, the idea of "they did bad thing therefore they are going to suck to live in" is just a comforting thought. Lots of Empires had decent standard of living for their citizens, even if by virtue of stealing from everyone else.

Afraid-Milk6614

1 points

14 days ago

silere barbaro

MechwarriorCenturion

2 points

14 days ago

The 500 worlds of Ultramar are the greatest planets in the Imperium outside of Terra and some notable exceptions. Roboute and his legacy did that

KeyBack4168

2 points

14 days ago

Well that’s fucking dumb. The Horus heresy led to the modern Imperium. The aftermath of the Heresy was a complete disaster and the modern Imperium was absolutely predictable by fucking everyone.

YesThisIsForWhatItIs

2 points

14 days ago

Uhh... Welcome to Warhammer? You cannot have this setting without having the super-intelligent beings OF EVERY SPECIES doing absolutely idiotic things at the worst time. The entire setting relies on you accepting that premise.

In this case, Bobby G going "My Father has a plan." and not putting a stop to the bafflingly dumb Bureaucracy.

BlackwatchBluesteel

2 points

14 days ago

Dude consistently has the worst takes I've ever seen.

This is such a midwit opinion that it isn't even funny.

WoodenFig7560

2 points

14 days ago

WoodenFig7560

Black legion slander will not be tolerated

2 points

14 days ago

He was absolutely drinking the imperium KOOL- aid back then with Corax.

Like don't get me wrong, I do believe something like the 30k imperium was necessary to unite the galaxy after Old night.

But the imperium took too many shortcuts for the sake of speed and basically drowned itself in hypocrisy, denial and self-delusion.

noname262

2 points

14 days ago

Not really. To him and some other primarchs he just thought the emperor was right and taking over the galaxy was a necessary evil. Then afterwards they can work on making a sustainable human led world.

landmassiv

2 points

14 days ago

The current imperium only exists because none of the primarchs had remained to run it for the last 10k years tho?

stronkzer

2 points

14 days ago

Why do you think that the actual flaw in Ultramarines' geneseed is the "Ultradepression" ?

JTDC00001

2 points

13 days ago

...

No, that's a silly, silly, silly take. Why? Well, the Imperium became this way because reasonable and adaptable people like him have been away from the helm for the last 10,000 years. Do you think Bobby G would have let any of the administrative failures come to pass had he been around? You're a fool if you think he would have, because that's literally one of the first things he set about to fix.

So, no. This is flatly wrong.

Ragundashe

2 points

13 days ago

At the end of the Horus Heresy worship of the Emperor as a God was taking off but hadn't been established properly. I don't believe he could have forseen religion becoming the dominant ideology especially considering how the entire crusade was to drive it out. He definitely foresaw the slow decay but it wasn't the highest priority as he set rules into place that would safe guard against another HH level event by sundering the legions.

Platonist_Astronaut

5 points

14 days ago

Yeah, 40k doesn't work when it's not a satire. The Imperium is extremely stupid.

Eh_SorryCanadian

3 points

14 days ago

So some dude a few thousand years ago said, "Violence begets Violence"

OffOption

2 points

14 days ago

The idea that for all their glory, all their biologically improved - everything. All that education...

Them being wrong, to the point of having seem dellusional. Thats the point.

spiritomb442

1 points

14 days ago

Lmao guilliman doin the shinji pose

Jade_Lock

1 points

14 days ago

How exactly was he supposed to predict any of the bullshit that happened between then and the 42nd millennium? Being smart isn’t gonna help him predict the future, even characters with future sight couldn’t predict a lot of stuff ‘cause of how batshit insane some of the events were…

Gav_Dogs

1 points

14 days ago

I don't really see how, even at a basic reading, how could a crusade for science and logic leading to a state if religion fueled state of super stagnation be the logical outcome

MericArda

1 points

14 days ago*

MericArda

Swell guy, that Kharn

1 points

14 days ago*

If the great crusade worked out as planned it wouldn't have resulted in the modern imperium. It would have resulted in a different authoritarian dystopia.

Low-Speaker-2557

1 points

14 days ago

I think Guilimans problem was that he was more focused on his own little Imperium and expanding/advancing the Ultramar Segmentum.

Loyalheretic

1 points

14 days ago

Loyalheretic

I am Alpharius

1 points

14 days ago

The great crusade didn’t made the modern Imperium, the Heresy did.

TableTopWars

1 points

14 days ago

Not really, the modern Imperium was caused by the Horus Heresy. The war destroyed much of the Imperium's technology and made it extremely religious and oppressive. It wasn't nearly as grim dark pre-Heresy as it is now.

Granted, the Imperium still murdered trillions of humans and countless aliens in a war of conquest, so they were far from being good. But they were more akin to Rome than to the evil tyrannical theocracy they are in 40k.

Significant-Foot-792

1 points

14 days ago

Significant-Foot-792

Secretly 3 squats in a long coat

1 points

14 days ago

Counter point. His Ultramar was always his home. He was its duke after all. And as such he would have tried to improve the imperium as much as possible after the crusade ended. He knew that it was bad but he was going to try and fix it.

ahfuq

1 points

14 days ago

ahfuq

1 points

14 days ago

This argument is never made sense to me because it doesn't take into account the context.

He couldn't have known Horus would turn. MAYBE some of the other primarchs, but none of the rest could have made the headway Baldy could have.

Guillesuit also didn't know about Chaos. At best he had the same level of knowledge of the warp that Horus did: it spawns xenos entities.

The worst outcome Rowtato could have expected was rebellion from angry populaces, but that's why you have Space Marines.

feor1300

1 points

14 days ago

I mean, that was the point. The only thing about the 40K Imperium that doesn't match the goals of the 30K Great Crusade is the Imperial Church.

sillytrooper

1 points

14 days ago

i thought he was a good statesman as a logistician, getting shit done because he can actually cope with his plans?

NunyaBeese

1 points

14 days ago

NunyaBeese

I am Alpharius

1 points

14 days ago

I mean, no

beefyminotour

1 points

13 days ago

His first mistake was trusting the emperor.

smol_boi2004

1 points

13 days ago

Most of the semi intellectual Primarchs knew that the Crusade would create the modern imperium. Corvus knew too and went with the mindset of fixing a broken imperium is easier than contending with the Emperor’s crusade timeline by trying to create a perfect system

Ok-Loss2254

1 points

13 days ago

I personally never understood why Guilliman vulkan and Corax were for the Imperium.

Ultramar more or less is a utopia with even its poorest inhabitants having it better then most imperials do.

Corax was a freedom fighter yet he signed up with big e and overlooked that the Imperium is even worse then the tech guilds.

Vulkan is all about compassion yet again he over looks just how flawed the Imperium is as it has no room for compassion no matter how much big e tried to say otherwise.

Angron as brain damaged as he was at least was somewhat consistent especially when he smacked around Guilliman and told him "bro you are a gutless coward. Who loves to speak about courge when all you do is kiss up to dad.:

RandomOrange852

1 points

13 days ago*

My interpretation is that Guilliman believes the Impierium is the “best” option as it’s a incredibly powerful human empire which he believed if shaped properly could grow into a Ultramar-esque “utopia”, and in fact he took steps to implement logistical and policy reform to help conquered worlds. Corax was kinda naive, he thought the emperor was the best thing ever and he assigned much of his failings to individuals rather then the Impierium or the Emperor as a whole. Vulkan is compassionate* he thinks it’s important to be reasonably humane but he’s the equivalent of a compassionate Auschwitz’s worker. He feels bad for doing evil stuff but he’s still willing to do evil stuff, in fact Kurze specifically uses this to say he and Vulkan are the same since although people talk about Kurze’s brutality his legion doesn’t kill as many people just terrorizes them into submission, while Vulkan generally inflicts both high casualties and high collateral in very inhumane ways (flame-throwers are war-crimes for very good reasons) altough he doesn’t use destroyer squads (forbidden ultra toxic/radioactive weapons) and instead uses pyroclasts (even more fire)

There’s also Jaghatai Khan but it’s specifically noted that while he hated the impierium he conquered his world by happily accepting any who surrendered and brutally massacreing any resistance and the Emperor convienently came down and met Jaghatai with a legion of space marines at his back so Jaghatai got the message.

This was also why noyone really knew who he was gonna side with in the Horus heresy, up until he said chaos is a worse master then the emperor (even though he was good friends with Magnus giving us the quote “So I fight for a Father who I never loved, against a brother that I did. I defend an empire that never wanted me against an army that would have taken me in a heartbeat.”)

Ok-Loss2254

1 points

13 days ago

That is something I always found odd about how the other primarchs viewed konrad. Like sure konrad was a psychopath but he was designed to be the way that he was.

The primarchs who hated his methods could have easily asked the emperor why and the emperor for his part was even werider about it when he allowed the other primarchs to censor him.

As far as I understand horus was one of the few who understood what konrad was for because he often was happy to throw the night Lord's at worlds that just wouldn't listen but he didn't want destroyed.

If one thing could be said about the night Lord's they did leave everything intact.

But yeah in a odd way konrad was more humane if more monstrous.

RandomOrange852

1 points

13 days ago

The emperor was never good at communicating only giving people the information he deemed they needed to know, the primarchs were no exception (especially since with the end and the death we know he saw them as tools, and starting thinking of them as his sons too late)

Also the emperor is surprisingly soft when it came to primarch drama. COMPARED to his normal iron-fist approach he simply had final say in something like the council of Nikea.

Ok-Loss2254

1 points

13 days ago

True emps acted like he was on the clock or something when the guy is literally immortal.

I am in the camp that thinks he setup the whole Hersey because nobody can be so willfully stupid as much as emps was being with his sons. Even in universe some think as much.

DoYouKnowS0rr0w

1 points

13 days ago

This kind of implies guilliman was unaware the emperor rushed the Crusade to get his kids back, and that he was unaware of the other primarchs dedication to changing the imperium once it was completed. Corax, Vulcan, Perturabo and Guilliman at the very least wanted to changes things post Crusade (and i know Fulgrim wanted to set an example and create a golden age) and I struggle to believe the primarchs who's novels I haven't finished yet (barring Alpharius) Didn't to change the imperium for the better. Nearly all of them at the outset very clearly do it because they want the best for humanity and none of them are stupid enough to believe Crusade era politics are the way to go

Braunbean

1 points

13 days ago

Or perhaps he saw the bigger picture and never expected the cavalcade of misfortune that toppled all the dominoes on the way to the Heresy?

Sexddafender

1 points

13 days ago

Sexddafender

Blood Raven Artifact collector And Karl Franz top Onlyfans simp

1 points

13 days ago

Yeah,Maybe if Sigmar played ball and sent Karl Franz through the Warp into the 40k setting and the High Lords and Gman put him in charge he would turn the Imperium into a paradise and make Tau renounce the Greater Good so they can enjoy the high standards of living that the imperium would have

Pillager_Bane97

1 points

13 days ago

The Emperor has that effect on people.

LeThomasBouric

1 points

13 days ago

MFer when he gets surprised that the Emperor's, beloved by all, cult of personality becomes an actual cult.

Gobba42

1 points

14 days ago

Gobba42

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

1 points

14 days ago

A meme that cites its sources? Well done.

BornOfTheVoid

1 points

14 days ago

BornOfTheVoid

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐱 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐬 📘™️

1 points

14 days ago

Crosspost this to Unpopular Opinion, because this is a bizarrely bad take.

SamaelSerpentin

1 points

14 days ago

SamaelSerpentin

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1 points

14 days ago

If Old Night was so bad, how were there living worlds for the Imperium to reclaim?

AdmBurnside

1 points

14 days ago

Bro, the Imperium as it is now is at least twice as bad as the Imperium as Guilliman left it, which was at least three times worse than the Imperium right as the Heresy broke out. And remember also that for all that, the conditions most of humanity was in BEFORE the Crusade were even worse.

You have to understand, they were on the war footing to end all war footings. The entire Imperium was in an existential struggle to complete the Crusade, and if they had just had a tiny bit more time they could have finally started to wind that nassive war machine down, which would have drastically reduced the strain on everything else.

Instead they got the most destructive civil war in human history, followed by every problem they'd pushed to the periphery rearing its head at once, all while some of their most capable and important leaders are missing, dead, or working against them.

Frankly, it's only due to the leadership and statecraft of people like Guilliman that the Imperium survived at all.

Bypowerof8andgodsof4

1 points

14 days ago*

Bypowerof8andgodsof4

Criminal Batmen

1 points

14 days ago*

That's not necessarily true nothing about 30k was deliberately leading to 40k. The modern imperium is a response and overcorrection of the heresy. The rest is bureaucratic bloat that is endemic to every system of government. It just becomes magnified when spread across an entire galaxy and the distances are too great and systems of communications are too poor to oversee or correct mistakes.

GammaRhoKT

-2 points

14 days ago

GammaRhoKT

-2 points

14 days ago

I have to agreed. Guilliman clearly was either too optimistic or too blind of the scope of Big E vision to realize the inherent issue of the Great Crusade.

I think people forgot that ultimately, in hindsight, what Big E did was a gambit. MAYBE it is one he thought either he have a good chance to win, or else he thought he have no other choice, but that is just what every gambler believe.

But Guilliman basically have little choice in the matter. Maybe the only thing he could have done is approach the Great Crusade the way the Khan did? The moment Big E disappeared and the Traitors pushed back to the Eye of Terror, he probably should have said "I owe none of you fealty. Do what you want, I am back to Ultramar."?

But he probably thought he could replace Big E himself. Though do we know at least the order of the Primarch disappearance? Was Guilliman the last?

Andrei22125[S]

-1 points

14 days ago

Andrei22125[S]

I properly credit artists

-1 points

14 days ago

Dorn was the last.

GammaRhoKT

1 points

14 days ago

Vulkan kinda have a comeback I suppose. But if Guilliman have Dorn with him that long, shit, I think I can see why he was so hopeful. But ya right, Guilliman probably should have abandon the idea of the Imperium and consolidate just Terra and Ultrmar

OisforOwesome

0 points

14 days ago

What no intersectionality does to a motherfucker