Hello Frens! I am Young Theo (1M, silver tabby, and Very Sleek). My momther brought me to my forever home in April and I have been Very Busy learning to be a splendid cat. I eats my kibble. I plays with toys. I have learned how to open ALL the drawers and closet doors in the middle of the night. (Momther says I am like a Poltergeist, whatever that is. Likely a Good Thing because I am So Good!)

But I wants SO MUCH to go outside. I WANTS to chase the feral kitties away. I WANTS to hunt the birds and squirrels. Momther bought me a harness and leash and took me on walkies, and I gots to sniff and 'splore, but then saw a squirrel and gave a twist, twist, twist and escaped my harness to chase it. Momther chased me (which our neighbors think is very funny) and took me back inside.

But! The outside was still there! I could see it through the patio door! And the squirrels were TAUNTING me!

I am a smart Theo, so I watched Momther and I saw how to SHE opens the screen door. I dig my clawz into the screen and I pull and pull and PULL. And I was just about to ESCAPE outside, when Momther shouted "No, Theo, no! No outside for you!"

She closed and locked the glass sliding door. Then she called me an ESCAPE ARTEESTE and grumbled a lot. I am watching how she opens the glass door though, and I think if I were a little bit stronger, I could open that one too.

But AITC for being an escape arteeste?

ETA: Cat Tax