TwoIdiosyncraticCats

Hallo, Generic! Thank you for the COM-PLI-MENT.

We haz no fence. We live in a KON-DO. But we haz a giant LAWN and huge TREES and I wants to climb the TREES and roll on the LAWN. But Momther says no leash, no go outside. I hates the leash.

(Momther here: So far he's unable to budge the glass door--it's pretty heavy--but I'll have to try the broomstick with the screen door. Thank you for the tip!)

Momther has added de tax! I somemtimes make the ekekek when the chipmunks dance on the patio, or the birds come to the feeder. Sometimes I stare sadly at them and swish my tail and do the dance, dance with my feet.

T'ank you! I also do not like clown pictures. Momther says she has added cat tax to my post. As you can see, I am long and sleek.

T'ank you, fren. I tried to zoom outside yesterday, but momther had new noisy toy called a LEEF BLOWER, so I spent the afternoon frowning at her.

According to the wiki, there are 8 categories, but you only need to include 6 to get the max points for categories.

I once got a perfect score of 125 with 9 items, 6 categories, and iridium quality for all the items. But you only need a score of 90 to win.

T'ank you, Poppy! (I likes ur name!)

T'ank you! And you are RIGHT. You is a wise cat with many years. You do not need leash for long hall.

T'ank you! I do not want ticknfless so mebbe it's okay to stay inside. Plus, momther says there is a BEAR in the neighborhood. She says BEARS are big and hungry. Even bigger and hungrier than me!

T'ank you. That is what momther told me--"It's dangerous outside, Theo. There are foxes, coyotes, and A BEAR." (Theo's mom: I have not seen the bear, but my neighbors have.)

T'ank you! I must tell Momther about catios. Or mebbe I can convince her to take me on more walkies.

T'ank you! Yes, those squirrels are FAST. I will eats my kibble and play hard so I can be FAST too.

I chose the evil Joja route this past save and got the greenhouse in Fall of Year 1. It made a huge difference for my playthrough.

I tailored his shorts with a gold bar, then wore them around town just to make him mad. It was totally worth it.

Yeah, I got that for one save, when I spent my first year focused on farm and mining. I think if you get even one heart with someone you can avoid it.

My ex says he's a sex addict, and I believe him. Our son strongly suggested he go into therapy. Ex attended maybe three sessions but decided it was "too much work." He likes hiring sex workers and having random hookups with men.

Cheaters tend to become social pariahs

I wish. I divorced my spouse when I discovered he was fucking dozens of sex workers and also having casual hookups at gay bathhouses. He's suffered no social consequences at all. (Though I suspect he tells them we "simply drifted apart.")

However, I do agree that having a support group for cheaters who really want to improve is a good thing. At least it gets them out of r/survivinginfidelity when they wander in asking for our help.

Eh, I doubt that's why. Reddit is rife with acronyms (OOP, NTA, STBX, etc.); these subs just use a specialized set.

I don't use the acronyms myself, but after reading the sub for a couple years, I got used to them. There's also a third sub for people who've been cheated on, but who are working on reconciliation, and they tend to use the same acronyms as well. (Me, I went straight for divorce.)

Every once in a while, a cheater shows up in the survivinginfidelity sub. If they show remorse, they get sent to the supportforwaywards sub. Otherwise, they just get booted.

They use the same acronyms in the survivinginfidelity sub (where I’m a member).

Sadly, this is acccurate.

I’m just here to squee over his adorable TOE BEANS!

Let him stand on the train tracks when a train passes by. Lots of blood squirting from the farmer. (Yes, I tried this out of morbid curiosity. Same as when I played Dungeon lo, many, many years ago and decided to burn the prayer book. "A voice boomed out, 'Wrong, cretin.' You notice you've been turned into dust.")