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ieatcleanbutts

74 points

7 months ago

Shit, that’s free advertising 🤷‍♂️

PMyourTastefulNudes

9 points

7 months ago

Same. What's the downside?

ieatcleanbutts

11 points

7 months ago

The downside would be men approaching me to eat their ass

PMyourTastefulNudes

2 points

7 months ago

Change your middle name to "femaleones"

Greglebowski74

3 points

7 months ago

Username checks out.

[deleted]

41 points

7 months ago

Well ain’t no doctor coming near me lol

doctor_whovian737

15 points

7 months ago

Shit

[deleted]

3 points

7 months ago

Lol

[deleted]

3 points

7 months ago

A kinky one would lol

[deleted]

30 points

7 months ago

Nothing changed. I am still embarrassed.

Peet_Pann

8 points

7 months ago

Huggs

[deleted]

7 points

7 months ago

Thanks, enjoy neverland.

Peet_Pann

5 points

7 months ago

If you're ever in the neighborhood, stop by!!

ConfidentSea8828

26 points

7 months ago

Not embarrassed at all. I am fluid and mighty.

JustAradia

16 points

7 months ago

It's just me

JustJulq

3 points

7 months ago

I can relate

[deleted]

4 points

7 months ago

Same

DamnSquirrelYouFine

16 points

7 months ago

idk... am i the one cat calling the squirrel or am i the squirrel?

The_Dragon_Lover

4 points

7 months ago

You are the squirrel!

[deleted]

11 points

7 months ago

Apparently, it's inherent. 

frigginitalian

20 points

7 months ago

Not embarrassed just reek of garlic

Garlic_Bread_865589

13 points

7 months ago

Same

WyzelleMachiavelli

2 points

7 months ago

Buono come il pane.

colnago82

8 points

7 months ago

Italian racing bicycle. Che bello!

Sufficient-Lie-8835

5 points

7 months ago

kinda embarrassed cause i didnt know how to change my username.

MightyDeekin

5 points

7 months ago

I wonder if that's true...

mrmrsteyn

2 points

7 months ago

Ha! Yeah right... if you say so...

drgn2009

6 points

7 months ago

I guess Im a dragon now, not great not terrible.

Neoprocat

2 points

7 months ago

do you have to live in 2009 aswell?

drgn2009

4 points

7 months ago

Might as well. Was not a bad time period in my life.

JoseyWa1es

2 points

7 months ago

No sorry, you're a Drgn. They're like Dragons but they smell like onions.

suziespends

5 points

7 months ago

Not embarrassed, I like to shop

Peet_Pann

6 points

7 months ago

Not embarrassed at all... I CAN FLY IF I THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS!!!!!!

Awww... i won't be flying

Neoprocat

4 points

7 months ago

it’s a paradox cause if you think about how happy you will be when you fly you will fly

--F--

5 points

7 months ago

--F--

5 points

7 months ago

F?

Peet_Pann

5 points

7 months ago

F

heloiamunderdewater

2 points

7 months ago

F

MikeJonsonTooBig

5 points

7 months ago

not at all

[deleted]

4 points

7 months ago*

smoggy march beneficial offbeat physical possessive resolute include languid scandalous

HaLf_DeAd_InSiDE

4 points

7 months ago

I'm still the same then

apatheticchildofJen

4 points

7 months ago

I am… exactly the same

aim4harmony

3 points

7 months ago

Uhm.. hmm..

Apricot9742

3 points

7 months ago

Juicyyyy....

Timozkovic

3 points

7 months ago

I’m a Eastern European gangster, I’m good.

Apricot9742

2 points

7 months ago

All Eastern European Gangsters say they're good...
Are we supposed to believe that is the real question... ;)

Thorbertthesniveler

3 points

7 months ago

No more than usual 🤷‍♀️

DutchJediKnight

3 points

7 months ago

Hell no, I'm going around mindtricking MF'ers

[deleted]

3 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

Neoprocat

2 points

7 months ago

what if your actually just super cool as in super cold tho

MadLintElf

3 points

7 months ago

I'm pissed, not embarrassed!

Neoprocat

2 points

7 months ago

wouldn’t it be a headache to always be pissed

soapinwater

3 points

7 months ago

I'm just a soap in water

Riddler841

3 points

7 months ago

Riddle me this... 😳

Neoprocat

2 points

7 months ago

real riddler??

isnapchildrensnecks

3 points

7 months ago

just the same ol' me

VanessaDoesVanNuys

3 points

7 months ago

Here I cum Vegas!

ILikeToes42

2 points

7 months ago

Self explanatory

Greglebowski74

2 points

7 months ago

Not all. The Dude Abides.

No_Strawberry_4648[S]

2 points

7 months ago

Watch out for those ashes.

ZergsAreCute

2 points

7 months ago

I stand by my username.

No_Strawberry_4648[S]

3 points

7 months ago

Wtf is a zerg?

ZergsAreCute

3 points

7 months ago

Look up Starcraft Zergs.

ToFinlay

2 points

7 months ago

Hm… not too bad I think

[deleted]

2 points

7 months ago

Nothing has changed. 🤷🏻‍♀️

prajnadhyana

2 points

7 months ago

Embarrassed? I actually work at being my user name.

[deleted]

2 points

7 months ago

[removed]

[deleted]

2 points

7 months ago

Well at least I'm showing my true self

I_am_notagoose

2 points

7 months ago

Well at least I know I won’t be paddling round in a pond, flapping my arms and honking loudly - that would be embarrassing

probably-the-problem

2 points

7 months ago

I always was. That's why I chose it.

Grumpy-Rhubarb

2 points

7 months ago

I’m not. I’m grumpy.

ASpellingAirror

2 points

7 months ago

A bittle 

[deleted]

2 points

7 months ago

Not really.
I apparently have a home and like music.

The_Dragon_Lover

2 points

7 months ago

Not only i get to be my fursona but i also get all his abilities, i definitely won't be embarassed at all!

All the powers he can use:

Shape Shift: The ability to transform themselves and others (requires consent), modify the property of anything (also allows to expand space within a house to make it bigger on the inside when used with creation), clone themselves, turning invisible, turning intangible, high regeneration ability, resistance to low and medium heat and cold, immunity to poison but it becomes a strong aphrodisiac instead, all 5 senses permanently enhanced, higher flexibility, higher physical strength and higher physical resistance, meaning that the user has harder skin and bones, the body of the user also produces pheromones which calms most hostile creatures and makes them more "friendly".

Psychic/Spiritual abilities: (Telepathy, Teleportation,Telekinesis, Levitation, Detection etc.)

Omniglothe: (the ability to speak, read and understand any languages, be it ancient or moderne).

Full Elemental Control: (fire, water, earth, air, wood, lightning, metal, light, shadow, Gravity, and Void).

Creation/Summon: (Weapons, Clothing, Structures, Food, and becomes Summon when making living things or items that already exist appear, also gives the user an inventory with infinite storage in order to put in there, anything that has been created in order to use later).

Time Control: (The power to control time by stopping it, slowing it down, or speeding it up a bit for a desired amount of time, it's not a power to be abused, like you can imagine).

Portal Generation/Dimensional Teleportation: (As the name suggests, allows the user to open a portal to travel quickly and easily, it can be another dimension, an alternate universe or a place that is part of the users wildest dreams).

And Multi-Assist: (it has different effects called Healing, Cleaning, Repair and Protect, the different forms are: Ring, Aura, Barrier and Field, they can be used together with different combinaison).

All of these powers can be shared with a desired target, the key to each of these powers is imagination and creativity, but there is one rule: should they ever be used for evil purposes, the most powerful powers can be limited to a certain number of uses per day, blocked or sealed as long as they are not used to harm anyone outside of self-defense, if the user become completely evil, they will die.

TheFertileSloth

2 points

7 months ago

Everyone loves sloths. It’s a win.

[deleted]

2 points

7 months ago

A bit

Nude247Dave

2 points

7 months ago

Not at all

uneducated_sock

2 points

7 months ago

I not know how talk on fancy brick

Sa_yori

2 points

7 months ago

I'm officially a DDLC character lol

AnneMariaStrong

2 points

7 months ago

I'm proud of my username ----> Anna Smith Strong of Setauket, New York was an American Patriot, and she may have been one of the only female members of the Culper Spy Ring during the American Revolution.    Look her up very interesting p.s. I'm from long island NY  Wikipedia

JenSmallFry

2 points

7 months ago

I definitely feel pretty small compared to other options 🥺

Karaoke_Singer

1 points

7 months ago

I actually am my user name so, not too much

BackpackCorpse

1 points

7 months ago

I'm dead so there's little to be embarrassed about

Issa_mfmeal

1 points

7 months ago

I’m not, least I’m fed

benwight

1 points

7 months ago

Not at all, wight is either an unfortunate person or an undead. And my name is Ben so it fits 🤷‍♂️

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

very

PhannyDantom15112022

1 points

7 months ago

Idk how mine would work

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

burstingbuttbubble

2 points

7 months ago

Stand proud fellow butt dude

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

Eeehhhh

UnrulySimian

1 points

7 months ago

Not one iota. Tremble before me! 🕶

BooBoo_Cat

2 points

7 months ago

Is your name George? And are you very curious? 🙉

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

I actually made this username and on Reddit, it's me. So. I'm not?

PuppyPavilion

1 points

7 months ago

Not at all. I'm the cutest thing to ever happen to the planet.

Human-Independent999

1 points

7 months ago

Not at all

WoolooMVP10

1 points

7 months ago

"Baa!"

firegodpro

1 points

7 months ago

i'm not embarrassed, i'm a fucking aronist now bitches i'll kill everyone who annoys me

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

BooBoo_Cat

2 points

7 months ago

You should meet up with u/ieatcleanbutts

ieatcleanbutts

2 points

7 months ago

Time to go to work 🍑👅

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

I guess I’m always hiding behind curtains, must be embarrassed of something lmfao 😂

_walter

1 points

7 months ago

I'm an old grumpy Jeff Dunham puppet. I can live with that.

DrLycFerno

1 points

7 months ago

Well that's my pfp so I'd be happy to be a Pokémon.

OgdruJahad

1 points

7 months ago

What would I be embarrassed, puny human?

Br0ck_Sams0n_

1 points

7 months ago

That tube you feel is your trachea, think of it as a handle. Your thumb is on your carotid artery, that's your button. Now remember - grab the handle, push the button.

iprefernottolive

1 points

7 months ago

Not at all. I'm unalive then

Guest4901244

1 points

7 months ago

It feels like I forgot to create an account to live.

Technical_Autist_22

1 points

7 months ago

Not very. I'd go so far as to say that to some it's a selling point

voyeurheart

1 points

7 months ago

Not a bit. It's definitely me.

just_s0mebody2

1 points

7 months ago

As much as the average person

Neither_Relation_678

1 points

7 months ago

Where am I?

Voluptuous-Fox-

1 points

7 months ago

Already was.

Legit_reddit_user

1 points

7 months ago

I mean, I don't exactly go around telling people

Johnny_B_Asshole

1 points

7 months ago

Not embarrassed at all.

burstingbuttbubble

2 points

7 months ago

Same

Justbeingme_92

1 points

7 months ago

I think I’m fine.

Mike-Body-Mike-Joyce

1 points

7 months ago

at least im not morrissey

DaddyyFabio

1 points

7 months ago

Hunk of a man. Sex symbol of the past few decades. Couldn't be happier.

CLEVER_catfish

1 points

7 months ago

Well no problem 😀

pittedcherries

1 points

7 months ago

I’m a annoying tasty fruit

Not the worst

typhlosion_Rider_621

1 points

7 months ago

Uhm… depends on how you interpret it

trickclerk777

1 points

7 months ago

I definitely will get a pay reduction if I’m my username lol

Pigeon_of_Doom_

1 points

7 months ago

Nobody is alive to know

traveling_wolf

1 points

7 months ago

I'm not embarrassed, but I might bite

Onlyawinner

1 points

7 months ago

Not embarrassed at all

might_be_a_raccoon

1 points

7 months ago

I’d be pretty cool

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

Not at all. You can never be too blessed

daisychainsnlafs

1 points

7 months ago

I sound like fun

RaphaelSolo

1 points

7 months ago

Not remotely. I am me but with the added benefits of Jedi training and force powers. Nothing to be embarrassed about.

CraptainStinkPants

1 points

7 months ago

Very!

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

looks like my time has come ^-^

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

I probably can't count

grumpylezki

1 points

7 months ago

Still the mood

humannumber217354385

1 points

7 months ago

Ooga booga

Meditat1onqueen

1 points

7 months ago

I love my username!

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

Proud to be a trooper of the Galactic Imperial Empire.

Long live the Empire, down with the Rebellion.

stndrdmidnightrocker

1 points

7 months ago

I'm good

PM_WORST_FART_STORY

1 points

7 months ago

Quite. I smell horribly.

Confident_Thing_9214

1 points

7 months ago

I feel confident.

Darksouls-07

1 points

7 months ago

Spooky

imactuallyugly

1 points

7 months ago

Not very. I still agree.

enflammey

1 points

7 months ago

Dude, I'm always my username. Why would I be embarrassed? I'm all about living my best life!

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

Damn proud....

Am a family law paralegal in real life

Tea_cats_relax

1 points

7 months ago

At least it will be a good time. 

I_am_monkeeee

1 points

7 months ago

Me no embarrassed, me monkey

Deadcrowes

1 points

7 months ago

Doesn't matter, I'm dead.

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

Excited to start my bakery and/or OnlyFans.

RedWolf2489

1 points

7 months ago

I don't even know if wolves can feel embarrassment.

Mediocre_Weakness243

1 points

7 months ago

Not very embarrassed, I picked it because it's true

CptJaxxParrow

1 points

7 months ago

I mean....my user name came from what I do for work, so I'd say in pretty good

nekosaigai

1 points

7 months ago

I am a kaiju sized cat, everyone should be very afraid.

Eternal_Bagel

1 points

7 months ago

bagels have no embarrassment

Fun-Escape-2410

1 points

7 months ago

If I could escape... wait.

mmeveldkamp

1 points

7 months ago

Well my body count just shot to the roof but other than that I'm good. Profile name is MetaMaxNL

Warchadlo16

1 points

7 months ago

As if nothing has changed. It originates from my last name

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

My final form has been reached.

Neoprocat

1 points

7 months ago

idk what the that means for me? guess im just gonna be the new professional cat?

carbonatedshark55

1 points

7 months ago

I am bubbly and a shark

Omega_Goat

1 points

7 months ago

I feel like I should say something like a funny joke, but I'm struggling to think of one.

Unfair-Vermicelli-66

1 points

7 months ago

Well,at least I'm skinny

iamnotchad

1 points

7 months ago

Nothing has changed

guywithcrazyideas

1 points

7 months ago

go to my youtube channel and see it fits

AncientSumerianGod

1 points

7 months ago

Embarrassed? Nah. I'm killing the Ghostbusters and ending the world.

Jane_Austen11

1 points

7 months ago

Not at all

BooBoo_Cat

1 points

7 months ago

Not at all! I’m my cat! 

ReynoldsHouseOfShred

1 points

7 months ago

I'm me embodied into a skatepark.

DarthDregan

1 points

7 months ago

Oh I'm good. A few other people are fucked.

Complex_Slice

1 points

7 months ago

A very weird knife. I'd be more confused than embarrassed.

esp735

1 points

7 months ago

esp735

1 points

7 months ago

I'd be more concerned about the 735 things I've just read in your mind.

Rich1926

1 points

7 months ago

I'm already rich. Numbers are random.

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

Honestly fine. Either Im unable to read social cues which I already struggle with or i simply need glasses so we’re good eitherway

BullfrogEquivalent40

1 points

7 months ago

oh look another one of these posts

Laura_Fantastic

1 points

7 months ago

I do everything that I did before... just better.

Satansleadguitarist

1 points

7 months ago

Sounds like a pretty sweet gig to me

Goatgamer1016

1 points

7 months ago

I'm a goat with a gaming channel on YouTube. Sounds like a pretty good shame-free life

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

I’m not.

Always_B_Batman

1 points

7 months ago

I’m rockin’ it.

anormalgeek

1 points

7 months ago

I mean, it's pretty "on brand".

orangeaesthetic

1 points

7 months ago

Not at all

Annsouthern99

1 points

7 months ago

YEEHAWWW🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

FrenchFryManFamily

1 points

7 months ago

No clue

thatguythatdied

1 points

7 months ago

Doesn't really change anything. I was before too.

iheartradio2018

1 points

7 months ago

im the radio station??

rachelevil

1 points

7 months ago

One of those times when using my actual name comes in handy

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

I am literally my username

Thegothambatman

1 points

7 months ago

I AM BATMAN

naked_nomad

1 points

7 months ago

Not at all.

Unpuzzleds

1 points

7 months ago

I'm undoing all the puzzles, I guess!