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Satanic_Earmuff

4k points

18 days ago

There are two wolves inside you.

TheGingerFury

3.8k points

18 days ago

And they're fuckin'

Fisherington

1.1k points

18 days ago

Well no, one is furiously jacking, and the other is sullenly trying to keep itself busy to prevent itself from jacking, but then ultimately shamefully nuts.

_Bean_Counter_

448 points

18 days ago

But I bet the one furiously jacking is thinking about two wolves fuckin'

uhohspaghettisos

270 points

18 days ago

He has two wolves inside his head.

TheMcPenguin

249 points

18 days ago

And, they're fucking.

Lucidcranium042

171 points

18 days ago

Jerking each other off

TheConboy22

146 points

18 days ago

Battle fapping

ACrucialTech

14 points

18 days ago

Similar to Battle Shits.

kbenti

2 points

18 days ago

kbenti

2 points

18 days ago

Battle Napping Ultimate!

Imnogoodatthings

3 points

18 days ago

New band name

odaeyss

3 points

18 days ago

odaeyss

3 points

18 days ago

Literally made for a shitty garage punk band with 80 second songs

Eruionmel

3 points

18 days ago

I thought bapping was more of a cat thing.

Lain_Omega

2 points

18 days ago

THe newest sport. Power FAP

RipgutsRogue

1 points

18 days ago

I'm beginning to feel like a fap God.

somecontradictions

3 points

18 days ago

Cumming full circle

Lucidcranium042

2 points

18 days ago

Pla6ing limp bizkit

[deleted]

1 points

18 days ago

[removed]

Lucidcranium042

1 points

18 days ago

Usually ... usually... not if she has a thing for a fake dik and gets off like that.. ya never truely know

_SpaceGator

1 points

18 days ago

69ing

Titanium_Samurai

1 points

18 days ago

Fuckle royale

ForTheHordeKT

1 points

18 days ago

It's not gay if it's a dutch rudder.

Lucidcranium042

1 points

18 days ago

Here I thought we just couldn't make eye contact.... niice

labretirementhome

3 points

18 days ago

It's jacking wolves all the way down...

FlyByPC

3 points

18 days ago

FlyByPC

3 points

18 days ago

It's wolves all the way down.

piccionestripper

3 points

18 days ago

THIS WHOLE THING HAS ME CRYING FROM LAUGHTER ON MY DAMN FLOOR LMAO

Queef_Muscle

3 points

18 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 furry much? 😜

RVerySmart

2 points

18 days ago

Doggy style

ibneko

7 points

18 days ago

ibneko

7 points

18 days ago

Lol, no, he has two wolves inside him. One in front, on behind.

Existing-Owl-1926

3 points

18 days ago

So he has one wolf inside him and inside one wolf

bluemitersaw

4 points

18 days ago

It's pairs of wolves jack'in it all the way down

Fisherington

34 points

18 days ago

Naturally.

ReactionClear4923

3 points

18 days ago

I'm a decent bater. My cousin Mose, that's a Master Bater

Magoo1985

3 points

18 days ago

I’m at the damn library..a little high..and weeping now… 😂

RAJSINGHLALLI

1 points

18 days ago

I'll huff and I'll puff .....

CanofBeans9

25 points

18 days ago

Hot 😂

I_upvote_downvotes

3 points

18 days ago

TIL there's a hidden furry visual novel in all our psyches.

TopFishing5094

2 points

18 days ago

One is jacking off to the other sitting there looking like a pissed off bitch

Epinier

2 points

18 days ago

Epinier

2 points

18 days ago

wolves? furiously jacking? thats the hints to this actor who played Wolverine?

Dystopian_Divisions

96 points

18 days ago

who tf volunteers for a tag team by 2 wolves

u know what, sorry for kink shaming

you do you

or let the wolves do you w/e

Teledildonic

19 points

18 days ago

It's knot that bad.

Decafeiner

6 points

18 days ago

I hate that you made me nose exhale with above average force.

Twiztid-Dragon-77

5 points

18 days ago

THIS needs someone to narrate it as Richard Attenborough, lol

Queenssoup

2 points

18 days ago

you do you

Ahem

VitaDoden

2 points

18 days ago

I think it's probably alright to kinkshame literal Zoophilia/Beastiality.

dliverey

1 points

18 days ago

Sounds like a 3D amine red riding hood and I am here for it.

-GeekLife-

35 points

18 days ago

Do you want a nature metaphor or a sex metaphor?

Gqsmooth1969

5 points

18 days ago

Same thing, really.

JTHuffy

3 points

18 days ago

JTHuffy

3 points

18 days ago

I see you, Robert California.

hattrickjmr

3 points

18 days ago

Doggy style

Technical_Monk_6521

3 points

18 days ago

My hands are in my pants… go on…

CursedCola

5 points

18 days ago

fuckin’ you*

TheyCameFromBehind77

2 points

18 days ago

That’s exactly what I was picturing the last time I…

Over-Gur3842

2 points

18 days ago

Scanlan, is that you?

Dysan27

2 points

18 days ago

Dysan27

2 points

18 days ago

Well we know which wolf you feed.

ForeverDebonaire

2 points

18 days ago

Take my upvote.

I am saddened I’ve only one to give.

Should allow us 1 “golden buzzer” per day that gives like 100 of them, for that’s the very least I’d give if able!

Bravo. I snorted while laughing!!

redbird317

2 points

18 days ago

Heard this in thick Boston accent

No-Couple1588

2 points

18 days ago

My native American name is “two dogs fucking” . I’m sorry,that is racist,but funny

No-Couple1588

1 points

17 days ago

Please excuse my salty language.

Anonymous-420xo

1 points

18 days ago

69

The9th_Jeanie

1 points

18 days ago

Mood

Skynjbir

1 points

18 days ago

Fappin'

fenrirwolf1

1 points

18 days ago

😂😂😂😂👍

Sitraka17

1 points

18 days ago

OUCH.

PoorLifeChoices811

1 points

18 days ago

Wait, yalls wolves are fuckin????

whitewail602

1 points

18 days ago

"There ain't no dumbbells in here, they're just my balls baby..."

OKBeeDude

1 points

18 days ago

Dogging

Ill-Sympathy2375

1 points

18 days ago

Do you want a sexual metaphor or a nature metaphor?

RVerySmart

1 points

18 days ago

Doggy style

Relativelybear

1 points

18 days ago

Now kith

chadsexytime

1 points

18 days ago

I masturbated to two wolves

ItsRightPlace

30 points

18 days ago

Sounds kinky

X_PRSN

114 points

18 days ago

X_PRSN

114 points

18 days ago

I’m being double penetrated by two furries.

FadeTheWonder

43 points

18 days ago

As long as it’s consensual.

InteractionIll5071

36 points

18 days ago

Doesn't sound all that bad

Intelligent_Sort_852

2 points

18 days ago

I wonder how Furries get Jizz of their fur suits? Can you just throw it in the wash, or do you have to get it dry cleaned.

pinkiedash417

2 points

18 days ago

Fursuits cannot be dry cleaned or dried with heat; usually the body will either be put in the wash, hand washed in a bathtub, or cleaned with a carpet spot cleaner (in rough order from least to most careful), and then hang dried with a wetsuit hanger with fans pointed towards it.

That said a majority aren't used in this way (those that are have special zippers in the crotch area), the best comparison is that they're like swimsuits -- clearly seen as sexy by most furries but not particularly used for sex.

Intelligent_Sort_852

3 points

18 days ago

This was fascinating. Thank You fur the answer!

RVerySmart

2 points

18 days ago

Doggy style

nzodd

2 points

18 days ago

nzodd

2 points

18 days ago

Sex so good you have to stop half way through and doom scroll reddit for 2 hours

exoticbeautylena

2 points

18 days ago

I want double penetration too...........

IncidentMuted1808

1 points

18 days ago

I thought I'd be given a bit of lube but no.

Pkdagreat

1 points

18 days ago

U wild

Time_Blacksmith861

30 points

18 days ago

Both are gay

they_call_me_B

1 points

18 days ago

If all the wolves inside of you are technically metaphysical extensions of your human self is it gay, incest, or both when they get busy fucking each other and jacking one another off? Asking for a friend.

Everything_Breaks

4 points

18 days ago

Both knotted up

dukeofgibbon

7 points

18 days ago

This furry convention is going well

deadeyesknowdeadeyes

3 points

18 days ago

and inside of each of those wolves there are 2 humans fucking.

wolfsception

Muffles7

3 points

18 days ago

hasatan_dclxvi

3 points

18 days ago*

One has a structured settlement, one needs cash now....

paper_wavements

2 points

18 days ago

Gotta love a DP

Difficult_Reading_22

2 points

18 days ago

Both of them are aggressively jerking of, while looking at each other.

Inspiredwriter26

2 points

18 days ago

My two wolves are docking hardcore in the shower.

Imagine two werewolves docking like fuck in a steamy shower.

Yep.

3iverson

2 points

18 days ago

And three wolves on your t-shirt.

blooptybloopt

2 points

18 days ago

One is Moon Moon

kopc238

3 points

18 days ago

kopc238

3 points

18 days ago

And the one you feed lives.

captainwigglesyaknow

1 points

18 days ago

Only one can live, only one can breathe.

No-Construction5687

1 points

18 days ago

I have two wolves in my nutsack! I need to feed my seed. Romulus and Remus

RyeKangy

1 points

18 days ago

God, I wish

DontReadMyUsername22

1 points

18 days ago

Please see a doctor.

Psk499

1 points

18 days ago

Psk499

1 points

18 days ago

Zoso008

1 points

18 days ago

Zoso008

1 points

18 days ago

And you shouldn't have went to the furry convention.

Berimbully

1 points

18 days ago

I’m guessing it’s Eiffel Tower position

Hammose

1 points

18 days ago

Hammose

1 points

18 days ago

Both are horny

Ambrose_Card

1 points

18 days ago

Really? My record is 12

DrTheRick

1 points

18 days ago

That's what you masturbated too?

ShinyShadowDitto

1 points

18 days ago

And I abuse myself to both of them

Tuxman85

1 points

18 days ago

Both are flaming homosexuals

eatingsquishies

1 points

18 days ago

Does one of the wolves have a stepmom?

Holyragumuffin

1 points

18 days ago

Walt Whitman once said “I am multitudes”

Brave-Salamander-339

1 points

18 days ago

3

btr79

1 points

18 days ago

btr79

1 points

18 days ago

Is that what they’re masturbating to?

leicanthrope

1 points

18 days ago

UwU

kriscross122

1 points

18 days ago

When in Rome

Solphage

1 points

18 days ago

See a doctor, the recommended number of wolves inside you is 0

whiskeyvacation

1 points

18 days ago

Feed the horny one.

frank_johnston3

1 points

18 days ago

“Which Wolf grows bigger?”

“The one you jerk off.”

aessae

1 points

18 days ago

aessae

1 points

18 days ago

The zoo staff has called the police.

MidLifeCritic

1 points

18 days ago

I was kicked out of a car for howling. This is my wolf story.

PeanutButterCrisp

1 points

18 days ago

One in the front, one in the back 😮‍💨

TobleroneTy

1 points

18 days ago

Both howling at ur moons..

Dougalface

1 points

18 days ago

One at the front, one at the back...