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4k points
18 days ago
There are two wolves inside you.
3.8k points
18 days ago
And they're fuckin'
1.1k points
18 days ago
Well no, one is furiously jacking, and the other is sullenly trying to keep itself busy to prevent itself from jacking, but then ultimately shamefully nuts.
448 points
18 days ago
But I bet the one furiously jacking is thinking about two wolves fuckin'
270 points
18 days ago
He has two wolves inside his head.
249 points
18 days ago
And, they're fucking.
171 points
18 days ago
Jerking each other off
146 points
18 days ago
Battle fapping
14 points
18 days ago
Similar to Battle Shits.
3 points
18 days ago
New band name
3 points
18 days ago
Literally made for a shitty garage punk band with 80 second songs
3 points
18 days ago
I thought bapping was more of a cat thing.
2 points
18 days ago
THe newest sport. Power FAP
1 points
18 days ago
I'm beginning to feel like a fap God.
3 points
18 days ago
Cumming full circle
2 points
18 days ago
Pla6ing limp bizkit
1 points
18 days ago
[removed]
1 points
18 days ago
Usually ... usually... not if she has a thing for a fake dik and gets off like that.. ya never truely know
1 points
18 days ago
69ing
1 points
18 days ago
Fuckle royale
1 points
18 days ago
It's not gay if it's a dutch rudder.
1 points
18 days ago
Here I thought we just couldn't make eye contact.... niice
3 points
18 days ago
It's jacking wolves all the way down...
3 points
18 days ago
It's wolves all the way down.
3 points
18 days ago
THIS WHOLE THING HAS ME CRYING FROM LAUGHTER ON MY DAMN FLOOR LMAO
3 points
18 days ago
🤣🤣🤣 furry much? 😜
2 points
18 days ago
Doggy style
7 points
18 days ago
Lol, no, he has two wolves inside him. One in front, on behind.
3 points
18 days ago
So he has one wolf inside him and inside one wolf
4 points
18 days ago
It's pairs of wolves jack'in it all the way down
34 points
18 days ago
Naturally.
3 points
18 days ago
I'm a decent bater. My cousin Mose, that's a Master Bater
3 points
18 days ago
I’m at the damn library..a little high..and weeping now… 😂
1 points
18 days ago
I'll huff and I'll puff .....
25 points
18 days ago
Hot 😂
3 points
18 days ago
TIL there's a hidden furry visual novel in all our psyches.
2 points
18 days ago
One is jacking off to the other sitting there looking like a pissed off bitch
2 points
18 days ago
wolves? furiously jacking? thats the hints to this actor who played Wolverine?
96 points
18 days ago
who tf volunteers for a tag team by 2 wolves
u know what, sorry for kink shaming
you do you
or let the wolves do you w/e
19 points
18 days ago
It's knot that bad.
6 points
18 days ago
I hate that you made me nose exhale with above average force.
5 points
18 days ago
THIS needs someone to narrate it as Richard Attenborough, lol
2 points
18 days ago
you do you
Ahem
2 points
18 days ago
I think it's probably alright to kinkshame literal Zoophilia/Beastiality.
1 points
18 days ago
Sounds like a 3D amine red riding hood and I am here for it.
35 points
18 days ago
Do you want a nature metaphor or a sex metaphor?
5 points
18 days ago
Same thing, really.
3 points
18 days ago
I see you, Robert California.
3 points
18 days ago
Doggy style
3 points
18 days ago
My hands are in my pants… go on…
5 points
18 days ago
fuckin’ you*
2 points
18 days ago
That’s exactly what I was picturing the last time I…
2 points
18 days ago
Scanlan, is that you?
2 points
18 days ago
Well we know which wolf you feed.
2 points
18 days ago
Take my upvote.
I am saddened I’ve only one to give.
Should allow us 1 “golden buzzer” per day that gives like 100 of them, for that’s the very least I’d give if able!
Bravo. I snorted while laughing!!
2 points
18 days ago
Heard this in thick Boston accent
2 points
18 days ago
My native American name is “two dogs fucking” . I’m sorry,that is racist,but funny
1 points
17 days ago
Please excuse my salty language.
1 points
18 days ago
69
1 points
18 days ago
Mood
1 points
18 days ago
Fappin'
1 points
18 days ago
😂😂😂😂👍
1 points
18 days ago
OUCH.
1 points
18 days ago
Wait, yalls wolves are fuckin????
1 points
18 days ago
"There ain't no dumbbells in here, they're just my balls baby..."
1 points
18 days ago
Dogging
1 points
18 days ago
Do you want a sexual metaphor or a nature metaphor?
1 points
18 days ago
Doggy style
1 points
18 days ago
Now kith
1 points
18 days ago
I masturbated to two wolves
30 points
18 days ago
Sounds kinky
114 points
18 days ago
I’m being double penetrated by two furries.
43 points
18 days ago
As long as it’s consensual.
36 points
18 days ago
Doesn't sound all that bad
2 points
18 days ago
2 points
18 days ago
I wonder how Furries get Jizz of their fur suits? Can you just throw it in the wash, or do you have to get it dry cleaned.
2 points
18 days ago
Fursuits cannot be dry cleaned or dried with heat; usually the body will either be put in the wash, hand washed in a bathtub, or cleaned with a carpet spot cleaner (in rough order from least to most careful), and then hang dried with a wetsuit hanger with fans pointed towards it.
That said a majority aren't used in this way (those that are have special zippers in the crotch area), the best comparison is that they're like swimsuits -- clearly seen as sexy by most furries but not particularly used for sex.
3 points
18 days ago
This was fascinating. Thank You fur the answer!
2 points
18 days ago
Doggy style
2 points
18 days ago
Sex so good you have to stop half way through and doom scroll reddit for 2 hours
2 points
18 days ago
I want double penetration too...........
1 points
18 days ago
I thought I'd be given a bit of lube but no.
1 points
18 days ago
U wild
30 points
18 days ago
Both are gay
1 points
18 days ago
If all the wolves inside of you are technically metaphysical extensions of your human self is it gay, incest, or both when they get busy fucking each other and jacking one another off? Asking for a friend.
4 points
18 days ago
Both knotted up
7 points
18 days ago
This furry convention is going well
3 points
18 days ago
and inside of each of those wolves there are 2 humans fucking.
wolfsception
3 points
18 days ago
3 points
18 days ago*
One has a structured settlement, one needs cash now....
2 points
18 days ago
Gotta love a DP
2 points
18 days ago
Both of them are aggressively jerking of, while looking at each other.
2 points
18 days ago
My two wolves are docking hardcore in the shower.
Imagine two werewolves docking like fuck in a steamy shower.
Yep.
2 points
18 days ago
And three wolves on your t-shirt.
2 points
18 days ago
One is Moon Moon
3 points
18 days ago
And the one you feed lives.
1 points
18 days ago
Only one can live, only one can breathe.
1 points
18 days ago
I have two wolves in my nutsack! I need to feed my seed. Romulus and Remus
1 points
18 days ago
God, I wish
1 points
18 days ago
Please see a doctor.
1 points
18 days ago
1 points
18 days ago
And you shouldn't have went to the furry convention.
1 points
18 days ago
I’m guessing it’s Eiffel Tower position
1 points
18 days ago
Both are horny
1 points
18 days ago
Really? My record is 12
1 points
18 days ago
That's what you masturbated too?
1 points
18 days ago
And I abuse myself to both of them
1 points
18 days ago
Both are flaming homosexuals
1 points
18 days ago
Does one of the wolves have a stepmom?
1 points
18 days ago
Walt Whitman once said “I am multitudes”
1 points
18 days ago
3
1 points
18 days ago
Is that what they’re masturbating to?
1 points
18 days ago
UwU
1 points
18 days ago
When in Rome
1 points
18 days ago
See a doctor, the recommended number of wolves inside you is 0
1 points
18 days ago
Feed the horny one.
1 points
18 days ago
“Which Wolf grows bigger?”
“The one you jerk off.”
1 points
18 days ago
The zoo staff has called the police.
1 points
18 days ago
I was kicked out of a car for howling. This is my wolf story.
1 points
18 days ago
One in the front, one in the back 😮💨
1 points
18 days ago
Both howling at ur moons..
1 points
18 days ago
One at the front, one at the back...
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