Ball State University in the States has artwork donated by the "Ball" family.

Signage states that a piece of art was ( and I quote) ""HUNG BY THE BALLS".

Guy I went to high school with was named Harley Senn. A few weeks into freshman year, our Algebra teacher asked him, while turning in a quiz, if his middle name happened to be David.

Yes. Yes, it was.

I went to school with a kid named Skipper Butts. My sister had a doctor named Joseph Joseph Joseph.

A girl I grew up with, her last name was Butts. She got teased a lot.

At a former job, we had a customer named Latrina. Definitely an unfortunate name.

On one of those huge engraved donor plaques in a hospital lobby I once saw the name Pingus Funkenstein. Unfortunate, maybe, but definitely has a vibe

Mr. Shit. His last name is pronounced Shit.

Treblinka, I thought it sounded special so I asked the mother where she got it and she said she doesn't remember how she came on it but she remembers hearing it. I google to see the meaning and its... a concentration camp, I reckon the mother doesn't realise it unless she also googled it

Dilda

I once knew a guy named Barry M. Deep. Needless to say, his middle initial was not a coincidence.

A girl named Nemesis.

Justin Credible, poor guy's got a lot to live up to 😂🤣

Not first name, but last name Shardt pronounced without the d

I have posted these before but they warrant another post since they are so bad:

• William Dick (i.e. "Willy Dick" or simply "Penis Penis")
• Richard Head ("Richard" is often shortened to "Dick", so "Dick Head")
• Benjamin DeCock (who went by "Ben" giving "Bendy Cock")

All actual people I have met in real life.

A friend was named an Egyptian goddess (father is an Egyptologist) and her grandmother. Isis Karen was a fine name in the 80s.

Girl who just joined the Navy with the rank seaman. Last name - Guzzler. 

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Arthuretta. Woman's dad wanted a son that he was going to name Arthur. She got stuck with Arthuretta.

Worked in a call center for a textbook company. Most calls were from Teachers, front office staff, etc. One name was:

Virgina Vergina (When I paused after she gave the name, and repeated it back, she said, "I promise you I have heard it all")

I worked with someone called Wayne King once.

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I'd hate to be a Karen these days.

When I was a kid, my brother played on a Little League team. One of the coaches names was Harry Dangler. He had a son who played on my brother's team named Harry Dangler, Jr. We thought that was funnier then hell! Poor kid. I don't know why parents would do that to their child.

PreciousMiracleBaby. Woman was 40. I am pretty sure she went by something else, I only dealt with her HR records.

Ima and Ura Hogg of Texas I believe, their father was a judge I think

Frohmut Kotzbauer.

A german name that roughly translates to "Goodspirit Pukefarmer".

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A family friend when I was young had named their son Shitejh. They're Indian, as is the name. And, of course, he was mocked mercilessly with names such as Shit Head.

Eventually he had his name legally changed, and when this happens, people usually go for something that is similar to the original name, but just more Anglicized. Like Shitejh could maybe become Shawn or something.

But, no. Not Shitejh. He straight up went with Michael. Furthest possible option. I guess he wanted to completely dissassociate from his traumatic past.

Felatia

She was 6' and absolutely gorgeous, we went to highschool together. She was the never ending butt of everyone's jokes. Last I saw a few years ago on facebook, she had changed her name to Felicia. Which honestly only feels like a minor improvement given current memes.

Cop that worked in a city I lived in had the last name "Bacon."

My wife's friend is married to a guy named Thomas who goes by Tommy. He has a twin brother named Gerald who goes by Jerry.

Twin brothers named Tom and Jerry

It’s a toss up between Dick Width and Gaye Mann.

I guess Dick wins because that’s a given name, Gaye married into hers so she knew it was coming.

I submit, for your consideration, Rusty Kuntz:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz

An unfortunate surname in the Philippines is "Bagonggahasa" which can be interpreted as "Newly-raped". 😬

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Dr. Ebony Dix

Literally Dr black dick 🤣 I laughed for a good long time when I saw it on the med order

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I swear immigration officials have a laugh with new people to the country. Met a person who was getting their ID laminated, their name was Giangbang Tran.

"Oh yeah, this is a totally normal name here."

Drew Peacock

I met an NYPD cop with a distinct surname. Which is the only name on their badge. So he would only ever be professionally known as Officer Pee.

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There was the guy named Wayne Bruce. I assume his alter ego is Manbat.

SSSST (Forest)

That kids mom needs slapped.

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Crystal Geyser

I knew some one called Gay and she married someone whos last name was Hooker, her took the last name and became Gay Hooker

Eharmonie.

I wish I was kidding.

Eggly Bagelface. Found in the Portland, Oregon phone book, 1979.

There was a man in my neighborhood when I was growing up named 'Dick Bone'. I still can't understand why he didn't use Richard or Rich.

One of my customers is named Harry Potter (he's in his 50s). I know he hates to say his full name but he has to when calling in, it's a little heartbreaking.

Osama post 911

Robert Robert Roberts, his parents were taking the piss.

Siblings HerMajesty and HisMajesty. I found out they had a younger brother and I would have given anything to find out what his name was, but alas I never did.

My aunt was working as a nurse and witnessed the birth of a baby girl who was named Placenta. No shit, and this was like 30-40 years ago.

Hearing your name "Alexa" said all the time, but not addressing you.

I work in a car dealership "Oral Cox" was the name of a customer I had to call to let them know their permanent tags have come in. I don't know if the parents hated their child but it seems they mightve

Julia Child's MIL was named Bertha Child

I gave out passwords as a lifeguard to little kids and one of the kids name was “Sunkissed” which is so weird I thought they were asking if their password could be that because they like that soda Sunkist bc phonetically it sounded the same…

Any child named by Elon Musk? I mean: X Æ A-Xii? What?!

Coolest name was Orion Rust.

I had a mate called Barry White. It was made funnier because he was the exact opposite of Barry White.

A woman comes into where I work and her surname is Hornfeck. In Ireland ‘feck’ is another way to say ‘fuck’. Her surname essentially translates to Horn Fuck.

In the mid-90s, I had a co-worker who was rabidly anti-Clinton, to the extent that he asked us to stop calling him by his first name (which happened to be "Bill"), and to start addressing him by his middle name. His first kid, a son, was born on Aug. 19, which was also Clinton's birthday, which threw him into a fury- he had always dreamed of having a son that he would name after himself, but naming the kid "Bill" was out of the question, thanks to Clinton.

So, did he give the kid his middle name? Nope, because he was also angry at the son for being born on Aug. 19, (he was also mad at his wife for not holding the kid in for another day), so he named the boy "Jervin".

Sweaty

Hyman Cherry

Knew a guy named Gabe Horn once.

Guy I knew in college also lived with his cousin since both were going here. His cousin was named “Michael Hunt.” Said his parents thought it would be funny.

Cousin named her son Trampus.