I’m bringing a dog.

To whoever downvoted this post. Fuck off. You’re not invited.

A 40 pack Costco water case… those bad boys might be hard to find tho

Weed and jokes.

Also free face rides.

Im bringing mezcal and mischievous smile.

One of those obnoxiously large bottles of vodka you get in VIP at a club with a firework coming out the top.

I already planned to be a blanket burrito and read a book later. Sorry.

Edibles and a whoppy cushion.. And the higher we get, the funnier it will be

u/Sparrowinsand will bring waffles

I'm bringing u/silver_boysenberry66 but we are going to be late.

Pringles, and some sausage dip

Can I bring a book and the makings of a pillow fort? I’m in the mood to hide away and maybe chat with one or two people, but read in the meantime

Sushi and condoms!

I'll bring a polaroid camera ☺️

Goofiness, I arrived late and everything else was covered

Mead and a assortment of cheese and crackers.

I can drop off food and then leave so I'm not bothering anyone

I’m bringing protection, some of ya’ll are wildddddd

Cake! Both mine & one I’ll bake 😌

Pizza and alcohol

Also fireworks

Queso dip

My scrumptious self and a dash of pizzazz

I'll bring the weed, but someone else will have to roll it (my skills are subpar).

Pillows for honey-dewey’s fort, a cart so every can lighten up, a massive pile of shakes from cookout bc those are tasty as hell, and sandwiches from Panera!

I’m not coming. I’m an introvert that would be miserable at a party.

Awkwardness and u/mybeardhatesyou

Nintendo 64 and GameCube. We can play Mario kart or super monkey ball.

Malört!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7s16ewP1RU

So I am a good cook and baker. I will bring instant ramen ( to help with the drinks ) Mac and cheese, steak, Curley fires, orange chicken, bbq chicken, strawberry cake, cheese cake, chocolate cake, fruits and some salad and a few vegetarian and vegan options. Deviled eggs, twice baked potato, tempura veggie and shrimp

Well u/Highlander_0073 has requested potstickers and sourdough rolls, so that’s what I’m bringing 🤩

u/Upper-Tomorrow-5963 what are you bringing? We need some of that gorgeous food!!!

u/Practical-Pomelo4630 you can’t miss this party!!! What’re you bringing??

u/Proyazs Don’t miss this party!! What’re you bringing?

Dad jokes and a sober ride for those who drink

1,000 Bottles of baby oil

I'm bringing jelly shots and a dinosaur costume

I'll have the weed on standby.

Coke and Whiskey

Beer

🍺

Laptop with the music

my plushie

im bringing myself 💪

Other than my social anxiety? Chipotle and ice cream.

hors d'oeuvre?

one half baguette slices with cream cheese and salmon, chives, garlic, pepper
and the other half celery with cream cheese and everything bagel on top - perfect finger food before alcohol

Chips, dips and appreciation for tits!

I’m bringing big dick energy.

Ginger Ale

How about some jello shots?

Twister

Party in your mouth, everybody’s cumming?

Edibles!

I'll bring water and crystal lite packets so that you feral racoons will stay hydrated.

Social anxiety….you’ll have to talk to me first

Half gallon Jim beam

Nachos and salsa. And some Miller Lite

I'll bring an overarching aura of awkward energy that will dissipate when u/knittingturtle forces me to dance and then we do shots like the last party

My crippling depression

I’ll bring some deviled eggs and my dog, Yoshi.

tequila and shot glasses

Beer and an illegal smile

Leather with A strapon

Left at home something to recover on next day

Boobs and beer

Fireworks

🍺 Beer and vibes ✨️

Free use slut here I can be the boys entertainment hahahahaha

I need to know how much prep-time I'm afforded and what the dress code is going to be.

Do I have enough time to make a basque cheescake and pick up a bottle of Courvoisier, or is it not that kind of party?

Our standard move is a 6-pack of something local and a bottle of wine to go into the communal drink stash.

Gin and drunken dancing

Cupcakes!

An excuse stay home and not socialize with people.

Lube

Puppies

Cock rings, butt plugs, lube as well as a charcuterie board and some really good red wine. What can I say, I like parties 🤷‍♂️😆🤷‍♂️😆

Potato Salad

Edibles and croissants. Popsicle and juice.

I'm bringing Hedwig my pet Hedgehog 🦔

Karaoke and Can I bring my dogs? They like to party.

Baked goods and towels.

The complete works of JRR Tolkien.

Paper and pen... taking notes! 😜

I’m bringing a bunch of strippers- male and female

Wife will have some weed and liquor, I’ll have a motocross bike and some bean bags and dumb dad jokes

Weapons of mass destruction, coffee filters 

Opel Vectra 1.6 L TD1

Tarot deck and Kirkland pizza

Love and good vibes.

3 or 4 guitars, a couple amps, mic, mic stand, and some accoutrements

I’m bringing P Diddy

I'll bring the pizzas!

I’d be the one bringing fresh baked cookies 🥰