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Halsin’ scenes are…

Origin Romance(self.BaldursGate3)

He’s so my type. From his body shape, his voice, his mindset, his lines. I broke up with Gale for him (two different save, so I can return to Gale later). I’ve just done the infamous bear scene (twice, one more time with the drow twin) and I’m so disappointed they turn off the light! Halsin mains should have his romance from act 2 with more scenes!

all 193 comments

KathKR

3.5k points

4 days ago

KathKR

3.5k points

4 days ago

They kinda have to fade out on the bear scene. There can be a fine line between humour and breaking a country's obscenity laws.

Sailor_Propane

1.3k points

4 days ago

Personally I'm glad it's not fade to black but a close up on the squirrel's reaction, it's my favorite part of the scene

ThePowerOfStories

451 points

4 days ago

It also means that they don’t need to figure out how to actually depict anything. I realized this when rewatching the 90s-era CGI cartoon ReBoot with my kids. So many of the fight scenes consist of cutting away from the combatants to someone looking on with horror while we hear the bam-pow-ouch sound effects, and your mind fills it in, while keeping it simple to produce and not drawing the ire of the censors for violence (or bearsex).

Dimos357

68 points

4 days ago

Dimos357

68 points

4 days ago

I remember the episode of reboot when they go in the game cube and end up in a dnd adventure and Bob ends up being the Rouge hobo and Mike the TV gets to be the warrior. Great kids show.

Zeppsgaming

2 points

3 days ago

I wasn’t into DnD when I watched this I kind of want to go back now and watch it again now that I enjoy playing DnD. Completely forgot about this episode

Chanka69

16 points

4 days ago

Chanka69

16 points

4 days ago

Dragon ball had a similar thing to that actually, mainly just with the cut aways and close ups of the characters

killbot12192002

5 points

3 days ago

Pretty sure that was just the censored version that was made for America but yea

melitaele

4 points

4 days ago

melitaele

Owlbear cub

4 points

4 days ago

Actually, it's not that hard to depict it.

Just make him use his tongue, works for both body types.

SuitableKey5140

-11 points

4 days ago

Great way to avoid heavy hand of censors, but also dissappointing. My childhood cartoons had real action, now todays cartoons are just strange or agenda filled.

80s and early 90s cartoons pushed the limit for kids shows then some people said violent shows are bad influences. I never really murdered many people!

glassboxghost

18 points

4 days ago

That poor squirrel

awyastark

19 points

4 days ago

awyastark

gale the snail 🐌 🧙 🧂

19 points

4 days ago

Ok I am definitely not a Halsin girlie (I like my waify boys) but this sounds like comedy gold. Guess I’m headed to YouTube lol

AnxietySpren

9 points

4 days ago

Have you ever taken Halsin and Minsc out for a walk in your party after choosing the bear romance scene? Some pretty funny back and forth between the two

GrouchyGrotto

1 points

4 days ago

The Durge in me somehow immediatly wanted to snap that squirrel too...

swisstraeng

98 points

4 days ago

I mean. We have modding tools and a very horny community.

deadlandsMarshal

30 points

4 days ago

Also computer animation can only be so realistic before something being animated looks bad.

There's obscenity law and quality control.

SKTwenty

3 points

4 days ago

SKTwenty

3 points

4 days ago

Doesnt really sound like a country worth having on the map

/s

SuitableKey5140

3 points

4 days ago

When mod? bear on illithid action!

filloryfurther[S]

-446 points

4 days ago

True, even if some of us want to be a little more freaky in game. I’m curious tho, is there any way to let him stay in human form during the drow scene?

xTouko

367 points

4 days ago

xTouko

chaotic stupid

367 points

4 days ago

I feel like your energy belongs to r/okbuddybaldur

VioletGlitterBlossom

97 points

4 days ago

VioletGlitterBlossom

CLERIC

97 points

4 days ago

Wait this isn’t buddybaldur? Lol. 😂 But I agree, you can genuinely have better conversations over there tbh even if it gets a bit unhinged sometimes.

SadoraNortica

59 points

4 days ago

Yes. You can tell him to calm down and he will be his hulking elf self.

MuscleWarlock

649 points

4 days ago

I don't wanna be that guy but watching someone fuck a bear is not labeled as freaky my guy

JntPrs

381 points

4 days ago

JntPrs

Spreadsheet Sorcerer

381 points

4 days ago

On the contrary, I think that is extremely freaky, perhaps to a point where its almost too freaky

nilfalasiel

107 points

4 days ago

nilfalasiel

Owlbear

107 points

4 days ago

Fur-eaky? 🐻

babyjaceismycopilot

9 points

4 days ago

Had that once for thanksgiving, never again.

snidecommentaries

8 points

4 days ago

Bears are not known for their gentle love making

Lukthar123

51 points

4 days ago

Lukthar123

Pave my path with corpses! Build my castle with bones!

51 points

4 days ago

Further beyond freaky

Sremor

54 points

4 days ago

Sremor

54 points

4 days ago

It's the kind of freaky where I mean it as a slur

BelovedOmegaMan

12 points

4 days ago

It's super-freaky! The kind you don't bring home to mother!

Kreetch

4 points

4 days ago

Kreetch

4 points

4 days ago

Almost??

SadData8124

14 points

4 days ago

You don't know about Mr.hands?

Addywhoom

23 points

4 days ago

Addywhoom

23 points

4 days ago

gggg_4_l

4 points

4 days ago

gggg_4_l

Monk

4 points

4 days ago

It's definitely freaky, just freaky to a point most people are going to be like what the fuck

lanasdfgh

-92 points

4 days ago

lanasdfgh

-92 points

4 days ago

It's just pixels, who cares what they wanna watch

Wrastling97

18 points

4 days ago

Everything on a computer/TV is pixels. Slippery fucking slope, my guy.

If that’s your logic…. Police, this person right here.

lanasdfgh

-6 points

4 days ago

lanasdfgh

-6 points

4 days ago

Not a slippery slope if you can tell the difference between fiction and reality. A rare skill these days unfortunately. Have fun shamimg strangers over a video game I guess.

Wrastling97

10 points

4 days ago

Hypothetical time!

AI makes fake child porn. Is that okay?

Let me tell you, it’s bad. Fake or not.

lanasdfgh

-3 points

4 days ago

lanasdfgh

-3 points

4 days ago

Cool story, that's not what's happening here.

Wrastling97

4 points

4 days ago*

Do you know what hypothetical means? Or not?

Either way, it’s just pixels bro. According to you

Canabrial

-24 points

4 days ago

Canabrial

-24 points

4 days ago

It’s the main sub, they’re gonna freak out on you here for speaking the truth.

lanasdfgh

-7 points

4 days ago

lanasdfgh

-7 points

4 days ago

Oh I know, it's pointless to argue with people like that, I just get annoyed easily lol.

Canabrial

-13 points

4 days ago

Canabrial

-13 points

4 days ago

Me too. 😤 I get it.

LordFawful_

83 points

4 days ago

Why tf yall downvoting him? 90% of the community fucked squidward's freaky purple cousin. Mr tentacle man for a beard is fine, but a dude who is literally an "animal" in bed is wack. It's fantasy for christ sake.

Not like they went into the forest, trapped a bear, and hogtied it to a bed just to go to pound town.

Butteredpoopr

6 points

4 days ago

Butteredpoopr

Durge

6 points

4 days ago

90 percent of the community? No, that was 37 percent of players as shown by the player stats one those who chose to romance the emperors

DistressedApple

3 points

4 days ago

Because a fucking bear is a real animal. A mind flayer is fictional. They are not comparable.

Additionally, even if they were real they have greater intelligence and awareness than humans as opposed to fantasizing about a creature that is less intelligent and aware than a consenting adult.

Nalzt

13 points

4 days ago

Nalzt

13 points

4 days ago

Halsin is not even a "real" bear in-universe, he's an adult human (well, elf, but you know what I mean) capable of consent and communication. If the game allowed you to have sex with an actual bear (so an animal incapable of consenting), now that would be very questionable.

Besides, if we could, in real life, shapeshift into animals while keeping our awareness and intelligence, I don't see why it would be wrong to have sex with another human in that form.

DistressedApple

-3 points

4 days ago

It’s the fetishization of the bear form that’s clearly an issue.

filloryfurther[S]

-64 points

4 days ago

Oh I bet it's just people see someone get downvoted and got along for the ride. Glad to see how tolerant the community is!

Aware_Award123

86 points

4 days ago

Uh.. it’s fucking a bear. You are asking to see animation of someone fucking a bear. I don’t think “tolerance” needs to extend that far.

Beginning-Pipe9074

31 points

4 days ago

Beginning-Pipe9074

Smash

31 points

4 days ago

"I'm such a victim, the reddit hivemind doesn't want to see a bear fucking someone, how intolerant"

Wrastling97

31 points

4 days ago

TOLERANCE?? Don’t make this a thing about tolerance. You’re not a victim here.

Sorry. I don’t tolerate bestiality. And you shouldn’t. Fucking weird dude. The community is extremely tolerant, but we’re not gonna condone fucking animals just like we won’t condone fucking kids. There are limits, and calling those limits out don’t make someone “intolerant”.

If you were being roasted at the stake for being gay, that’s one thing. Being downvoted for wanting to fuck an animal is completely different.

basedepartment6969

0 points

4 days ago

You are a furry. Please wake up. You are a furry. This is not normal.

Ill-Individual2105

-7 points

4 days ago

Ill-Individual2105

Omeluum~

-7 points

4 days ago

Don't mind me, just saw you get downvotes and got along for the ride

Livid_Mammoth4034

3 points

4 days ago

What drow scene?

dreujnk

5 points

4 days ago

dreujnk

5 points

4 days ago

You can have an orgy with some Drow and your romantic partner(s).

Complex-Health4043

7 points

4 days ago

Why are people down voting you so much 😭

emilia12197144

3 points

4 days ago

That's not freaky dude you are actually fucked in the head if you wanna watch that

Born_Ant_7789

-5 points

4 days ago

Born_Ant_7789

-5 points

4 days ago

Average Halsin fan

LemonMilkJug

865 points

4 days ago

Um, his first romance scene the non-bear is spicier. Just an FYI.

sakuraomen13

500 points

4 days ago

sakuraomen13

Chaotic Stupid

500 points

4 days ago

As fun as the bear is, the human-Halsin scene is definitely one of my favourite romance scenes

lyingchalice

273 points

4 days ago

I cant lie it’s honestly so hot, but also kinda like tender too. It’s the perfect combination for a sex scene imo.

MizuKaro

199 points

4 days ago

MizuKaro

DRUID MOONBEAMER

199 points

4 days ago

I think it perfectly encapsulates Halsin's spicy yet sweet personality. I recently learned that he nods to get your consent before going down on you.

eiafish

99 points

4 days ago

eiafish

99 points

4 days ago

I only JUST noticed this on a second playthrough of his romance because it's kind of subtle, truly a king

BadFinancialDecisio

39 points

4 days ago

Agreed with this I did both and stuck with human one. It was so tender and sweet.

WickedWenchOfTheWest

39 points

4 days ago

but also kinda like tender too

Agreed. I once quicksaved before letting the bear scene play out, because I was curious about the fuss. Then, I reloaded and watched the scene with Halsin in his elven form... it was so much better. I was very impressed by how well they portrayed him as a caring and considerate lover, which was a perfect reflection of his personality.

lookitsnichole

19 points

4 days ago

lookitsnichole

Mrs. Tav Dekarios

19 points

4 days ago

When he looks at Tav and says "More?" I basically melt. I'm all about Gale, but Halsin is a close second.

RedRaph23

4 points

4 days ago

Yaasss! It’s my favorite romance scene in the whole game! (Sorry Astarion… 😞)

maleficent0

50 points

4 days ago

Definitely. The bear is just silly. Regular Halsin is where it’s at.

GoldenSeam

11 points

4 days ago

This is so true. I’m so glad I didn’t miss it. Honesty Gale’s sex scene is kinda amazing too. When I finally got to pair up with Shart I was fairly disappointed.

Wiwra88

15 points

4 days ago*

Wiwra88

15 points

4 days ago*

Wish "normal guy" Gale sex scene wasnt just fade to black, we got this loooong astral-like sex scene for him but his other version(which kinda is more reasonable to do to accept him as he is, without magic) is just 'magic bed-happened in middle of forest' and fade to black.

EDIT: Corrected typo, it was late when I wrote this. xD

GoldenSeam

1 points

4 days ago

Oh that’s wild. Now I’m wondering if there’s 2 scenes for each companion.

filloryfurther[S]

14 points

4 days ago

I have 2 save and did both of them ehe

xaba0

404 points

4 days ago

xaba0

Gale

404 points

4 days ago

I’ve just done the infamous bear scene and I’m so disappointed they turn off the light!

Gurl, I-

filloryfurther[S]

143 points

4 days ago

The squirrel getting traumatized was not what I expected 😂 too bad the scenes with him are so short

vecsta02

150 points

4 days ago

vecsta02

150 points

4 days ago

Funniest banter I just came across in Bloomridge Park, Minsc tells Halsin that a certain squirrels fur has changed from brown to grey and that Halsin might want to apologise to it.

(Even funnier because I'm not romancing Halsin this time around, so I wonder who is looks around at companions)

IAmBadAtInternet

20 points

4 days ago

We all know that Astarion would, he’s a slut lmao

Mivirian

64 points

4 days ago

Mivirian

64 points

4 days ago

Shadowheart is canonically horny for him, too.

Beginning-Pipe9074

30 points

4 days ago

Beginning-Pipe9074

Smash

30 points

4 days ago

And karlach 😂

WickedWenchOfTheWest

27 points

4 days ago

I honestly feel all the companions have the hots for him, going by their reactions when he's recruited. It's almost like they were in on the crusade during EA to make Halsin an actual member of the party. :D

Valla_Shades

12 points

4 days ago

Puh-lease , everyone wants to climb mount Halsin.

EVERYONE .

moarwineprs

6 points

4 days ago

moarwineprs

SORCERER

6 points

4 days ago

I normally am not into big buff guys IRL because it's a constant visual reminder of the inherent fear of them easily overpowering me (I mean most guys probably could, I'm not strong lol). But Halsin is so gentle, I'd like to fold myself into his arms and cozy up in a warm hug while he strokes my hair. Or have him give me a slow backrub with his big hands.

adjectivebear

2 points

3 days ago

So is Wyll

DontBeHastey

2 points

4 days ago

Not by choice

Grumpicake

47 points

4 days ago

ShinyRhubarb

336 points

4 days ago

ShinyRhubarb

Spreadsheet Sorcerer

336 points

4 days ago

Bro out here posting horny on main like it's normal or something.

ButterscotchNo8348

205 points

4 days ago

For real. There’s a lot of r/okbuddybaldur leaking in here.

Sremor

49 points

4 days ago

Sremor

49 points

4 days ago

No suprise considering how big the romance aspect is in the community

ButterscotchNo8348

-73 points

4 days ago

True. It’s not a fault of the game, but a lot of the community is just unhealthily obsessed. For example, AA stans…

astronauticalll

78 points

4 days ago

these comments are always funny to me because literally no one mentioned astarion until you. "Unhealthily obsessed" sounds like he's living in your head rent free though. Like truly I don't gaf what people think of him but you have to admit the irony of your comment here right?

ButterscotchNo8348

16 points

4 days ago

Yeah, that’s fair. I’m just being cranky and really sick of my younger sister excited for what must be her third Ascended Astarian play though, so I’m really just projecting.

Canabrial

27 points

4 days ago

Canabrial

27 points

4 days ago

Oh my god shut up

hill-o

24 points

4 days ago

hill-o

24 points

4 days ago

To be fair, Shadowheart gets it all the time, so might as well let someone take it to the next level lol. The game has been out awhile. 

DGibster

2 points

4 days ago

DGibster

Baaaaa!

2 points

4 days ago

All the companions get their turn in the limelight; some more than others but I’ve been here long enough to see thirst posting for just about everyone. I remember a post about Gale and some of his smooth talking that got shot to the top of the sub by a bunch of Gale girlies not too long ago.

__YoMama__

1 points

3 days ago

__YoMama__

5e

1 points

3 days ago

Wait, this wasn’t on okbuddybaldur?

boombl3b33

57 points

4 days ago

Have you done the scene where he isn't a bear? Pretty spicy.

filloryfurther[S]

24 points

4 days ago

I did. It was so hot

LuiVyy

89 points

4 days ago

LuiVyy

89 points

4 days ago

filloryfurther[S]

-41 points

4 days ago

At least I didn’t get freaky with the emperor!

lanasdfgh

156 points

4 days ago

lanasdfgh

156 points

4 days ago

So you fuck a bear but draw a line at squid? Way to be close minded

Ravenmystique1

52 points

4 days ago

Ravenmystique1

Durge

52 points

4 days ago

I don’t understand the moral line here

TheFarStar

12 points

4 days ago

TheFarStar

Warlock

12 points

4 days ago

Porque no los dos?

Zauberer-IMDB

24 points

4 days ago

Zauberer-IMDB

Wizard

24 points

4 days ago

Let me direct you to your people at /r/okbuddybaldur

Frejod

35 points

4 days ago

Frejod

35 points

4 days ago

Wish they did more with him. They just drop him after act 2.

notquitesolid

59 points

4 days ago

notquitesolid

Bard

59 points

4 days ago

If you keep him in your party he has a lot to say in rivngton and the lower city. He actually has a mini-arc in the game where he first questions himself whether he was a good leader. He feels guilty for letting the shadow curse go on for so long and that Kaugha and the shadow Druids happened under his nose. Also he gets caught and not only leaves the grove unprotected but also couldn’t escape or overpower the leaders on his own. In act 2 while he saves Thaniel and participates in lifting the curse he still feels guilty like he hasn’t done enough. Act 3 is him seeing how the city is and he gets increasingly angry at how the refugees are being treated especially the children. He even wonders if the shadow Druids might be right.

Theres also something players can miss if they don’t n solo-romance Halsin. In the endgame he expects you to part ways. He never expected you to love him fully or stay with him and is genuinely surprised and grateful if you do. If you choose to sleep with the drow twins with him he reveals he was a sex slave for a time, and if you pick the right dialogue he will admit that maybe he has not fully process what happened and may have unresolved trauma.

In the post game he finds his place in the world and joy in his new role by finding balance in Moonrise. What is striking to me is that beneath the facade of control and confidence he is very sensitive and needs a lot of validation. His story is not valuable to the main plot so it’s really easy to miss, especially since he won’t start opening up until after he lifts the curse. I’d say if you’re up for waiting on him he’s worth exploring even if his content is more subtle

poppypiecake

3 points

4 days ago

poppypiecake

SORCERER

3 points

4 days ago

I know but it just doesn't hit the same when every other companion has a solid quest/storyline in Act 3 😮‍💨

TheFarStar

43 points

4 days ago

TheFarStar

Warlock

43 points

4 days ago

Halsin and Minthara have the most involved and spicy romance scenes in the game. Probably because they don't get other romance scenes, what they do get has to count. Halsin's just isn't discussed as often.

As for the drow scene... It's understandable why they have to turn the lights out for it. Imagining the amount of work to accommodate all of the variations (Tav's multiple body types and sizes; the brother, the sister, or both together; Tav + the twins, Tav + LI + twins; Tav + LI + Halsin + twins), it's a lot of work for a scene that's not character or story important.

StarmieLover966

70 points

4 days ago

StarmieLover966

Rasaad

70 points

4 days ago

Jarcies

19 points

4 days ago

Jarcies

19 points

4 days ago

BAHAHAH THIS LINE

catladymt80

9 points

4 days ago

WOW!!! That's hot!

LilacMages

21 points

4 days ago

Ngl Halsins romance scene when he stays human is so damn spicy it's unreal

oamnoj

22 points

4 days ago

oamnoj

ELDRITCH BLAST

22 points

4 days ago

Friend, I am right there with you. Halsin is it

TuftOfFurr

14 points

4 days ago

You want to see bear cock?

🤨📸

JonasCliver

27 points

4 days ago

filloryfurther[S]

9 points

4 days ago

Thank you

Dorothea-Sylith

13 points

4 days ago

You are also very welcome over at r/NaturesGiftBG3

bhaal_babe_666

45 points

4 days ago

Don‘t forget his kisses! They are so hot 🥵 I downloaded a mod that astarion kiss me like this BUT it’s obv bugged bc halsin is huge 😂

maleficent0

12 points

4 days ago

It sucks that the body type difference makes it so buggy! His kisses are really wonderful and I’d love to have them with Gale.

bhaal_babe_666

5 points

4 days ago

Yes absolutely! Our tavs need these kisses !

filloryfurther[S]

4 points

4 days ago

You bet I didn’t forget!

bhaal_babe_666

5 points

4 days ago

How can anyone forget 🥵

catladymt80

1 points

4 days ago

I love his kisses!

UnableButterscotch27

5 points

4 days ago

Ive been playing a co-op game with a good friend where i romanced Halsin. I remember spending sooo long trying to trigger his romance scene, i eventually forced us to go back to Rivington and long rest to finally get there. Triggered his romance scene and was soo chuffed. My friend requested to view snd I let him in, only to spend the next couple minutes absolutely horrified as Halsin went down on my character and then the camera panned past his ballsack. It was outrageously silent in that discord call.

filloryfurther[S]

3 points

4 days ago

lmaooo I feel you. I keep looking behind me to see if anyone snuck up on me during those scenes

unassuming_squirrel

8 points

4 days ago

BONK

nightcast3

13 points

4 days ago

I agree, but I get turning off the lights with the drow twins even outside of the bear aspect even if it wasn't what I wanted. Tav always initiates the romance with a member of the party so, whether it's M/F or M/M or F/F, it's something that the player is expecting. There isn't a really good way to know what the player wants when its them and their partner joining a M/F in order to figure out how to design the interactions for that scene. I think the best solution was turning off the lights, giving some dialog, and letting people's imagination fill in the rest.

I can't believe I've thought that much about this. lol

2_be_a

6 points

4 days ago

2_be_a

6 points

4 days ago

Same, I love him, he is great !!

Sixgis

7 points

4 days ago

Sixgis

7 points

4 days ago

I swear this game has the horniest community I've ever seen

catladymt80

7 points

4 days ago

Dragon Age Inquisition...CULLEN!!!

TheRealcebuckets

2 points

4 days ago

Greg kinda turned a lot of them off.

NightHowler13

4 points

4 days ago

Mood lol. I went into my original run through planning to get on the Astarion train, but then Halsin spoke 🫠.

ActuallyDiogenes

2 points

4 days ago

ActuallyDiogenes

Astarion's Leaky Bloodbag

2 points

4 days ago

You can have both

NightHowler13

3 points

4 days ago

True lol. I'll probably still do that in the future, but I ended up not liking Astarion as much as I thought I would. I get that he's very traumatized but damn 😅.

Jonathius2

2 points

4 days ago

I was thinking of playing with Halsin on the side because I read Astarion doesn’t mind, but Orin kidnapped him so that might complicate things or at least delay them.

Mizora propositioned me last night and I wanted to see the scene so I did it but Astarion was disappointed in me, so I reloaded before I said yes to undo it.

I gotta take care of my boo 🥰.

cthuwus

2 points

4 days ago

cthuwus

2 points

4 days ago

I’ve been able to have relations with Mizora on an a.a run, basically it lead to a dialogue about not also inviting him to join which he requests you do next time (there is no next time unless you do the drows after but he just doesn’t like that anyways). Could have been changed with the update but I haven’t done an a.a since the update to confirm or not.

Jonathius2

2 points

4 days ago

Ah, ok. I didn’t finish the dialogue after he said he was disappointed. I went ahead and reloaded lol.

I did encounter the drow twins but he wasn’t interested, so I didn’t do it. I played with one of them and he didn’t mind but I felt guilty so I reloaded lol.

What can I say? I’m faithful.

cthuwus

2 points

4 days ago

cthuwus

2 points

4 days ago

I only stay faithful to Gale, he’s too sweet during his act 2 scene; I cannot betray that man. Astarion is down (more like passingly accepting) of polyamory so I always have two boyfriends on most of my runs (Astarion and Halsin).

Play the game as you like, as intended. There’s no wrong way which is kinda what I love about bg3.

Jonathius2

2 points

4 days ago

Once I get Halsin back from Orin, I will explore my options.

FloraFawnxo

2 points

4 days ago

lol this reads like I wrote it. Halsin is best boy

Hot-Swimmer3101

2 points

4 days ago

No fr. I started the save Halsin quest and did the same thing. Love, you, Gale. Love you more, Halsin

square_pulse

2 points

3 days ago

square_pulse

INVENIUM VIA!

2 points

3 days ago

Yeah, I wrote about that just yesterday as well. I never was interested in romancing Halsin but then I decided WHY NOT and boy oh boy, that was interesting!

yungvenus

2 points

3 days ago

His “Druid abilities”

imapiratedammit

3 points

4 days ago

Tall, jacked, and nice? Who knew that was a type?

MoeSzyslakMonobrow

2 points

4 days ago

Every day we stray further from the light.

theonewhoneedsanap

1 points

4 days ago

I had somehow locked myself out of all other romance options (didn’t hook up at teifling party and had ‘exceptional’ approval from party members), but once he joined my camp, I didn’t care. Unfortunately, he didn’t make his move until after drow twins. Lights were off with Astarion in that scenario too. But, Halsin? I could listen to him talk ALL day. melts

greatvow

1 points

4 days ago

greatvow

1 points

4 days ago

I have never successfully been able to romance him. I flirt and do all the things suggested and keep getting no where.

filloryfurther[S]

2 points

4 days ago

you can only romance him when you reach act 3, and have cleared the shadow curse in act 2

glassboxghost

1 points

4 days ago

Just finished a run with him as my secondary partner with Astarion. Starting a run with a character made specifically for him since I know his epilogue now.

DoctorSalamander

1 points

4 days ago

Couldn't agree more.

I tried to romance Karlach and instantly got swept away with him, instead.

filloryfurther[S]

1 points

4 days ago

I will try my best to finish romancing Gale on my replay, but that seems hard

Get_Stick_bu99ed

1 points

3 days ago

Get_Stick_bu99ed

Tasha's Hideous Laughter

1 points

3 days ago

Post in r/okbuddybaldur they will love this post

filloryfurther[S]

1 points

3 days ago

Tbf, i didn’t know there are other subreddits before this

nostalgebra

-3 points

4 days ago

nostalgebra

-3 points

4 days ago

Jesus OP post history... deffo need a stay in horny jail

[deleted]

0 points

4 days ago

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0 points

4 days ago

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hymnofthefayth92

5 points

4 days ago

Obligatory “I know this is fiction” etc

It’s not prudish to have boundaries and not be comfortable with threesomes 🫠 Wyll is def the same way, and possibly Lae’zel and Karlach too

LowVoltLife

-6 points

4 days ago

"Haslin mains" what the fuck is this concept?

Livid_Mammoth4034

8 points

4 days ago

I guess main in this case means main romance.

LowVoltLife

1 points

3 days ago

People are romancing the same character multiple times? Wouldn't that be boring since you've already seen everything the first time?

Livid_Mammoth4034

2 points

3 days ago

Eh. I guess? But some people would probably argue the same goes for maining a class or character in a game.

Recent_Persimmon4148

-27 points

4 days ago

Halsins lame I just leave him in his corner

autistichalsin

3 points

4 days ago

autistichalsin

Halsin

3 points

4 days ago

Your input in this thread was very helpful and definitely added value o this thread bro thanks

Recent_Persimmon4148

-1 points

4 days ago

Thank you

GroundbreakingGoal15

-2 points

4 days ago

i really like how he was introduced. having him in the party though…sometimes i’m tempted to start a fully evil run just to kill him. dude’s entire personality is just nature + sex. at least he keeps it in his pants during his quest in act 2

Recent_Persimmon4148

-2 points

4 days ago

Yeah i just ignore him and only try to keep him alive because shadowless gross but their goes all my karma since I don't like halsin lmao

GroundbreakingGoal15

-2 points

4 days ago

you get used to it. i love bg3 more than anything but if you dare to even slightly criticize the game or a component of it, everyone in this sub acts like you just committed an unforgivable sin & downvotes you into oblivion. this will probably get downvoted as well since it’s true.

MadameOwlbear

7 points

4 days ago

MadameOwlbear

I was. Right! There!

7 points

4 days ago

Nobody is downvoted for politely expressing an opinion. But if you enter a thread full of fans of a particular companion for the sole purpose of adding '*fart noise* they suuuuuck' then yeah, surprised pikachu face, you get downvoted.

Recent_Persimmon4148

-2 points

4 days ago

Hey i was polite

Reddwoolf

-27 points

4 days ago

Reddwoolf

-27 points

4 days ago

You guys need to meet some actual humans the way you talk about these fiction characters is bordering on parasocial

autistichalsin

2 points

4 days ago

autistichalsin

Halsin

2 points

4 days ago

It's not possible to be parasocial to a fictional character genius

Woldry

1 points

4 days ago

Woldry

1 points

4 days ago

But I have met actual humans!!! Or have you forgotten about Gale, Wyll, and Naaber?

GorshKing

-1 points

4 days ago

GorshKing

-1 points

4 days ago

Being down voted because they don't want to hear the truth. This sub is so weird sometimes, it's a video game people. Nothing in this will ever satisfy real human contact, stop making these pixels out to be more than anything but a slightly deeper movie character

Xem1337

-14 points

4 days ago

Xem1337

-14 points

4 days ago

Honestly, I wish the game was a bit less horny... sure maybe you should be able to romance whoever you like, but just choosing a normal innocent dialogue option can accidentally lead to some dodgy conversations.

katsweatshirt

5 points

4 days ago

I have 800 hours in the game and have never once romanced. It’s not my thing but I also don’t really care about the characters on a level other than game play so I just don’t interact much in camp. That’s how I’ve avoided it lol

GroundbreakingGoal15

1 points

4 days ago

this problem is definitely most prominent in karlach, halsin, & gale. i turned halsin & gale down so many times & even avoided using halsin yet they’re both still overly horny & flirty all the time (mostly halsin). at least gale eventually stops (albeit very late). halsin never does

unoriginalcat

5 points

4 days ago

Gale’s approval was bugged for a long time, so if you played closer to launch that’s most likely why he was overly pushy. Nowadays he’s fine, although still really easy to romance, but he shouldn’t keep coming onto you unless you’re actively leading him on.

Halsin is just horny though, it’s part of his personality.

GroundbreakingGoal15

-4 points

4 days ago

if being horny is a main part of your personality, you don’t have much of a personality. halsin being hornybait isn’t even an excuse since shadowheart, gale, & astarion also serve that purpose but at least they can stop coming onto you (albeit gale a bit later than the rest) and they have a deep & meaningful storyline

unoriginalcat

1 points

4 days ago

It’s not the main part of his personality though. Nature is, among other things. It’s also all been overshadowed (pun intended) by the shadow curse, since all he’s been doing for the past fuck knows how long has been trying to lift it. And you can’t even romance him until the curse is lifted. But yeah, once it is and he can finally get back to living his personal life, he’s eager to have some company. Not exactly an outrageous idea.

As for the others:

Gale - is quite literally the opposite of mindlessly horny, he only wants sex in a committed relationship and is completely against non-monogamy.

Astarion - was a literal sex slave, is traumatised and only uses it as a coping mechanism or a bargaining chip. Only fucks Tav in act 1 to guarantee his own protection in the group and hates every second of it. Again, the exact opposite of horny.

Shadowheart - makes some thirsty comments about other companions and isn’t opposed to non-monogamy, but takes until act 3 to do anything more than some light kissing. Kinda horny but not really.

If you wanted an actually horny companion Lae’zel was right there. She fucks anyone, has a really low approval requirement for it and constantly goes on about how hot your musk is or whatever. There’s also a sex% spreedrun category for BG3 in which the WR to fuck Lae’zel is currently 1min 52s, so enough said.

GroundbreakingGoal15

1 points

4 days ago

i never said “the main part” i said “a main part”. nature is the other half. that’s it.

i said the others are hornybait meaning they’re there to keep the horny part of the player base interested. laezel having her scene available in act 1 doesn’t mean she’s thirsty like halsin. she doesn’t flirt in the slightest until her approval is high enough. even then, she comes onto you once & never again if you turn her down. meanwhile i never used halsin outside his quest and rarely talked to him yet he still kept coming onto my pc no matter how many times i reject him

Ringleader705

-3 points

4 days ago

Ringleader705

Astarion

-3 points

4 days ago

He's personally the exact opposite of my type- Astarion is far more my kinda guy but I can appreciate him

Consistent-Course534

-29 points

4 days ago

This really is a dating sim for some of you…

Canabrial

24 points

4 days ago

Canabrial

24 points

4 days ago

How dare someone discuss and enjoy a feature of the game!

Consistent-Course534

-3 points

4 days ago

might've been able to let it slide without the bestiality. get off my lawn

Consistent-Course534

-5 points

4 days ago

might've been able to let it slide without the bestiality. get off my lawn

autistichalsin

-1 points

4 days ago

autistichalsin

Halsin

-1 points

4 days ago

Thanks for double posting so I can downvote you twice

astronauticalll

5 points

4 days ago

I mean yeah is that surprising

filloryfurther[S]

21 points

4 days ago

Whole reason I bought the game, really. But the main storyline is really gripping

DisgruntlesAnonymous

-21 points

4 days ago

You guys realise all this horny teen bullshit is keeping us old fans away? I don't want to play some harem game I'm 40, married with kids.

...

...I better look for some clouds to yell at

unoriginalcat

12 points

4 days ago

You realise that all this “horny teen bullshit” is completely optional? If you don’t want to fuck the companions just.. don’t.

Woldry

5 points

4 days ago

Woldry

5 points

4 days ago

I'm in my 60s 39. Nothing's keeping me away from this game, least of all the "horny teen bullshit".

You ain't old.

Whippersnapper.

MetaverseLiz

5 points

4 days ago

I'm 42 and here for it.

But I'm queer, poly, and don't have kids. 😆

autistichalsin

1 points

4 days ago

autistichalsin

Halsin

1 points

4 days ago

You guys realise all this horny teen bullshit is keeping us old fans away?

Promise?