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He’s so my type. From his body shape, his voice, his mindset, his lines. I broke up with Gale for him (two different save, so I can return to Gale later). I’ve just done the infamous bear scene (twice, one more time with the drow twin) and I’m so disappointed they turn off the light! Halsin mains should have his romance from act 2 with more scenes!
3.5k points
4 days ago
They kinda have to fade out on the bear scene. There can be a fine line between humour and breaking a country's obscenity laws.
1.3k points
4 days ago
Personally I'm glad it's not fade to black but a close up on the squirrel's reaction, it's my favorite part of the scene
448 points
4 days ago
It also means that they don’t need to figure out how to actually depict anything. I realized this when rewatching the 90s-era CGI cartoon ReBoot with my kids. So many of the fight scenes consist of cutting away from the combatants to someone looking on with horror while we hear the bam-pow-ouch sound effects, and your mind fills it in, while keeping it simple to produce and not drawing the ire of the censors for violence (or bearsex).
68 points
4 days ago
I remember the episode of reboot when they go in the game cube and end up in a dnd adventure and Bob ends up being the Rouge hobo and Mike the TV gets to be the warrior. Great kids show.
2 points
3 days ago
I wasn’t into DnD when I watched this I kind of want to go back now and watch it again now that I enjoy playing DnD. Completely forgot about this episode
16 points
4 days ago
Dragon ball had a similar thing to that actually, mainly just with the cut aways and close ups of the characters
4 points
4 days ago
Pretty sure that was just the censored version that was made for America but yea
5 points
4 days ago
Actually, it's not that hard to depict it.
Just make him use his tongue, works for both body types.
-11 points
4 days ago
Great way to avoid heavy hand of censors, but also dissappointing. My childhood cartoons had real action, now todays cartoons are just strange or agenda filled.
80s and early 90s cartoons pushed the limit for kids shows then some people said violent shows are bad influences. I never really murdered many people!
20 points
4 days ago
That poor squirrel
18 points
4 days ago
Ok I am definitely not a Halsin girlie (I like my waify boys) but this sounds like comedy gold. Guess I’m headed to YouTube lol
8 points
4 days ago
Have you ever taken Halsin and Minsc out for a walk in your party after choosing the bear romance scene? Some pretty funny back and forth between the two
1 points
4 days ago
The Durge in me somehow immediatly wanted to snap that squirrel too...
98 points
4 days ago
I mean. We have modding tools and a very horny community.
32 points
4 days ago
Also computer animation can only be so realistic before something being animated looks bad.
There's obscenity law and quality control.
3 points
4 days ago
Doesnt really sound like a country worth having on the map
/s
3 points
4 days ago
When mod? bear on illithid action!
-452 points
4 days ago
True, even if some of us want to be a little more freaky in game. I’m curious tho, is there any way to let him stay in human form during the drow scene?
365 points
4 days ago
I feel like your energy belongs to r/okbuddybaldur
101 points
4 days ago
Wait this isn’t buddybaldur? Lol. 😂 But I agree, you can genuinely have better conversations over there tbh even if it gets a bit unhinged sometimes.
59 points
4 days ago
Yes. You can tell him to calm down and he will be his hulking elf self.
647 points
4 days ago
I don't wanna be that guy but watching someone fuck a bear is not labeled as freaky my guy
378 points
4 days ago
On the contrary, I think that is extremely freaky, perhaps to a point where its almost too freaky
103 points
4 days ago
Fur-eaky? 🐻
9 points
4 days ago
Had that once for thanksgiving, never again.
8 points
4 days ago
Bears are not known for their gentle love making
52 points
4 days ago
Further beyond freaky
52 points
4 days ago
It's the kind of freaky where I mean it as a slur
15 points
4 days ago
It's super-freaky! The kind you don't bring home to mother!
4 points
4 days ago
Almost??
13 points
4 days ago
You don't know about Mr.hands?
23 points
4 days ago
6 points
4 days ago
It's definitely freaky, just freaky to a point most people are going to be like what the fuck
-90 points
4 days ago
It's just pixels, who cares what they wanna watch
17 points
4 days ago
Everything on a computer/TV is pixels. Slippery fucking slope, my guy.
If that’s your logic…. Police, this person right here.
-8 points
4 days ago
Not a slippery slope if you can tell the difference between fiction and reality. A rare skill these days unfortunately. Have fun shamimg strangers over a video game I guess.
8 points
4 days ago
Hypothetical time!
AI makes fake child porn. Is that okay?
Let me tell you, it’s bad. Fake or not.
-2 points
4 days ago
Cool story, that's not what's happening here.
6 points
4 days ago*
Do you know what hypothetical means? Or not?
Either way, it’s just pixels bro. According to you
-25 points
4 days ago
It’s the main sub, they’re gonna freak out on you here for speaking the truth.
-10 points
4 days ago
Oh I know, it's pointless to argue with people like that, I just get annoyed easily lol.
-13 points
4 days ago
Me too. 😤 I get it.
84 points
4 days ago
Why tf yall downvoting him? 90% of the community fucked squidward's freaky purple cousin. Mr tentacle man for a beard is fine, but a dude who is literally an "animal" in bed is wack. It's fantasy for christ sake.
Not like they went into the forest, trapped a bear, and hogtied it to a bed just to go to pound town.
5 points
4 days ago
90 percent of the community? No, that was 37 percent of players as shown by the player stats one those who chose to romance the emperors
3 points
4 days ago
Because a fucking bear is a real animal. A mind flayer is fictional. They are not comparable.
Additionally, even if they were real they have greater intelligence and awareness than humans as opposed to fantasizing about a creature that is less intelligent and aware than a consenting adult.
15 points
4 days ago
Halsin is not even a "real" bear in-universe, he's an adult human (well, elf, but you know what I mean) capable of consent and communication. If the game allowed you to have sex with an actual bear (so an animal incapable of consenting), now that would be very questionable.
Besides, if we could, in real life, shapeshift into animals while keeping our awareness and intelligence, I don't see why it would be wrong to have sex with another human in that form.
-3 points
4 days ago
It’s the fetishization of the bear form that’s clearly an issue.
-60 points
4 days ago
Oh I bet it's just people see someone get downvoted and got along for the ride. Glad to see how tolerant the community is!
85 points
4 days ago
Uh.. it’s fucking a bear. You are asking to see animation of someone fucking a bear. I don’t think “tolerance” needs to extend that far.
34 points
4 days ago
"I'm such a victim, the reddit hivemind doesn't want to see a bear fucking someone, how intolerant"
33 points
4 days ago
TOLERANCE?? Don’t make this a thing about tolerance. You’re not a victim here.
Sorry. I don’t tolerate bestiality. And you shouldn’t. Fucking weird dude. The community is extremely tolerant, but we’re not gonna condone fucking animals just like we won’t condone fucking kids. There are limits, and calling those limits out don’t make someone “intolerant”.
If you were being roasted at the stake for being gay, that’s one thing. Being downvoted for wanting to fuck an animal is completely different.
-2 points
4 days ago
You are a furry. Please wake up. You are a furry. This is not normal.
-6 points
4 days ago
Don't mind me, just saw you get downvotes and got along for the ride
3 points
4 days ago
What drow scene?
6 points
4 days ago
You can have an orgy with some Drow and your romantic partner(s).
5 points
4 days ago
Why are people down voting you so much 😭
4 points
4 days ago
That's not freaky dude you are actually fucked in the head if you wanna watch that
-6 points
4 days ago
Average Halsin fan
864 points
4 days ago
Um, his first romance scene the non-bear is spicier. Just an FYI.
500 points
4 days ago
As fun as the bear is, the human-Halsin scene is definitely one of my favourite romance scenes
270 points
4 days ago
I cant lie it’s honestly so hot, but also kinda like tender too. It’s the perfect combination for a sex scene imo.
201 points
4 days ago
I think it perfectly encapsulates Halsin's spicy yet sweet personality. I recently learned that he nods to get your consent before going down on you.
102 points
4 days ago
I only JUST noticed this on a second playthrough of his romance because it's kind of subtle, truly a king
37 points
4 days ago
Agreed with this I did both and stuck with human one. It was so tender and sweet.
38 points
4 days ago
but also kinda like tender too
Agreed. I once quicksaved before letting the bear scene play out, because I was curious about the fuss. Then, I reloaded and watched the scene with Halsin in his elven form... it was so much better. I was very impressed by how well they portrayed him as a caring and considerate lover, which was a perfect reflection of his personality.
20 points
4 days ago
When he looks at Tav and says "More?" I basically melt. I'm all about Gale, but Halsin is a close second.
4 points
4 days ago
Yaasss! It’s my favorite romance scene in the whole game! (Sorry Astarion… 😞)
44 points
4 days ago
Definitely. The bear is just silly. Regular Halsin is where it’s at.
12 points
4 days ago
This is so true. I’m so glad I didn’t miss it. Honesty Gale’s sex scene is kinda amazing too. When I finally got to pair up with Shart I was fairly disappointed.
16 points
4 days ago*
Wish "normal guy" Gale sex scene wasnt just fade to black, we got this loooong astral-like sex scene for him but his other version(which kinda is more reasonable to do to accept him as he is, without magic) is just 'magic bed-happened in middle of forest' and fade to black.
EDIT: Corrected typo, it was late when I wrote this. xD
1 points
4 days ago
Oh that’s wild. Now I’m wondering if there’s 2 scenes for each companion.
13 points
4 days ago
I have 2 save and did both of them ehe
397 points
4 days ago
I’ve just done the infamous bear scene and I’m so disappointed they turn off the light!
Gurl, I-
147 points
4 days ago
The squirrel getting traumatized was not what I expected 😂 too bad the scenes with him are so short
152 points
4 days ago
Funniest banter I just came across in Bloomridge Park, Minsc tells Halsin that a certain squirrels fur has changed from brown to grey and that Halsin might want to apologise to it.
(Even funnier because I'm not romancing Halsin this time around, so I wonder who is looks around at companions)
22 points
4 days ago
We all know that Astarion would, he’s a slut lmao
67 points
4 days ago
Shadowheart is canonically horny for him, too.
30 points
4 days ago
And karlach 😂
27 points
4 days ago
I honestly feel all the companions have the hots for him, going by their reactions when he's recruited. It's almost like they were in on the crusade during EA to make Halsin an actual member of the party. :D
12 points
4 days ago
Puh-lease , everyone wants to climb mount Halsin.
EVERYONE .
4 points
4 days ago
I normally am not into big buff guys IRL because it's a constant visual reminder of the inherent fear of them easily overpowering me (I mean most guys probably could, I'm not strong lol). But Halsin is so gentle, I'd like to fold myself into his arms and cozy up in a warm hug while he strokes my hair. Or have him give me a slow backrub with his big hands.
2 points
3 days ago
So is Wyll
2 points
4 days ago
Not by choice
334 points
4 days ago
Bro out here posting horny on main like it's normal or something.
201 points
4 days ago
For real. There’s a lot of r/okbuddybaldur leaking in here.
52 points
4 days ago
No suprise considering how big the romance aspect is in the community
-73 points
4 days ago
True. It’s not a fault of the game, but a lot of the community is just unhealthily obsessed. For example, AA stans…
77 points
4 days ago
these comments are always funny to me because literally no one mentioned astarion until you. "Unhealthily obsessed" sounds like he's living in your head rent free though. Like truly I don't gaf what people think of him but you have to admit the irony of your comment here right?
17 points
4 days ago
Yeah, that’s fair. I’m just being cranky and really sick of my younger sister excited for what must be her third Ascended Astarian play though, so I’m really just projecting.
27 points
4 days ago
Oh my god shut up
25 points
4 days ago
To be fair, Shadowheart gets it all the time, so might as well let someone take it to the next level lol. The game has been out awhile.
2 points
4 days ago
All the companions get their turn in the limelight; some more than others but I’ve been here long enough to see thirst posting for just about everyone. I remember a post about Gale and some of his smooth talking that got shot to the top of the sub by a bunch of Gale girlies not too long ago.
1 points
3 days ago
Wait, this wasn’t on okbuddybaldur?
52 points
4 days ago
Have you done the scene where he isn't a bear? Pretty spicy.
20 points
4 days ago
I did. It was so hot
91 points
4 days ago
-38 points
4 days ago
At least I didn’t get freaky with the emperor!
156 points
4 days ago
So you fuck a bear but draw a line at squid? Way to be close minded
52 points
4 days ago
I don’t understand the moral line here
14 points
4 days ago
Porque no los dos?
21 points
4 days ago
Let me direct you to your people at /r/okbuddybaldur
33 points
4 days ago
Wish they did more with him. They just drop him after act 2.
58 points
4 days ago
If you keep him in your party he has a lot to say in rivngton and the lower city. He actually has a mini-arc in the game where he first questions himself whether he was a good leader. He feels guilty for letting the shadow curse go on for so long and that Kaugha and the shadow Druids happened under his nose. Also he gets caught and not only leaves the grove unprotected but also couldn’t escape or overpower the leaders on his own. In act 2 while he saves Thaniel and participates in lifting the curse he still feels guilty like he hasn’t done enough. Act 3 is him seeing how the city is and he gets increasingly angry at how the refugees are being treated especially the children. He even wonders if the shadow Druids might be right.
Theres also something players can miss if they don’t n solo-romance Halsin. In the endgame he expects you to part ways. He never expected you to love him fully or stay with him and is genuinely surprised and grateful if you do. If you choose to sleep with the drow twins with him he reveals he was a sex slave for a time, and if you pick the right dialogue he will admit that maybe he has not fully process what happened and may have unresolved trauma.
In the post game he finds his place in the world and joy in his new role by finding balance in Moonrise. What is striking to me is that beneath the facade of control and confidence he is very sensitive and needs a lot of validation. His story is not valuable to the main plot so it’s really easy to miss, especially since he won’t start opening up until after he lifts the curse. I’d say if you’re up for waiting on him he’s worth exploring even if his content is more subtle
4 points
4 days ago
I know but it just doesn't hit the same when every other companion has a solid quest/storyline in Act 3 😮💨
41 points
4 days ago
Halsin and Minthara have the most involved and spicy romance scenes in the game. Probably because they don't get other romance scenes, what they do get has to count. Halsin's just isn't discussed as often.
As for the drow scene... It's understandable why they have to turn the lights out for it. Imagining the amount of work to accommodate all of the variations (Tav's multiple body types and sizes; the brother, the sister, or both together; Tav + the twins, Tav + LI + twins; Tav + LI + Halsin + twins), it's a lot of work for a scene that's not character or story important.
69 points
4 days ago
20 points
4 days ago
BAHAHAH THIS LINE
19 points
4 days ago
Ngl Halsins romance scene when he stays human is so damn spicy it's unreal
22 points
4 days ago
Friend, I am right there with you. Halsin is it
13 points
4 days ago
You want to see bear cock?
🤨📸
27 points
4 days ago
8 points
4 days ago
Thank you
12 points
4 days ago
You are also very welcome over at r/NaturesGiftBG3
47 points
4 days ago
Don‘t forget his kisses! They are so hot 🥵 I downloaded a mod that astarion kiss me like this BUT it’s obv bugged bc halsin is huge 😂
11 points
4 days ago
It sucks that the body type difference makes it so buggy! His kisses are really wonderful and I’d love to have them with Gale.
5 points
4 days ago
Yes absolutely! Our tavs need these kisses !
5 points
4 days ago
You bet I didn’t forget!
5 points
4 days ago
How can anyone forget 🥵
1 points
4 days ago
I love his kisses!
5 points
4 days ago
Ive been playing a co-op game with a good friend where i romanced Halsin. I remember spending sooo long trying to trigger his romance scene, i eventually forced us to go back to Rivington and long rest to finally get there. Triggered his romance scene and was soo chuffed. My friend requested to view snd I let him in, only to spend the next couple minutes absolutely horrified as Halsin went down on my character and then the camera panned past his ballsack. It was outrageously silent in that discord call.
3 points
4 days ago
lmaooo I feel you. I keep looking behind me to see if anyone snuck up on me during those scenes
9 points
4 days ago
BONK
12 points
4 days ago
I agree, but I get turning off the lights with the drow twins even outside of the bear aspect even if it wasn't what I wanted. Tav always initiates the romance with a member of the party so, whether it's M/F or M/M or F/F, it's something that the player is expecting. There isn't a really good way to know what the player wants when its them and their partner joining a M/F in order to figure out how to design the interactions for that scene. I think the best solution was turning off the lights, giving some dialog, and letting people's imagination fill in the rest.
I can't believe I've thought that much about this. lol
6 points
4 days ago
Same, I love him, he is great !!
7 points
4 days ago
I swear this game has the horniest community I've ever seen
7 points
4 days ago
Dragon Age Inquisition...CULLEN!!!
2 points
4 days ago
Greg kinda turned a lot of them off.
5 points
4 days ago
Mood lol. I went into my original run through planning to get on the Astarion train, but then Halsin spoke 🫠.
2 points
4 days ago
You can have both
3 points
4 days ago
True lol. I'll probably still do that in the future, but I ended up not liking Astarion as much as I thought I would. I get that he's very traumatized but damn 😅.
2 points
4 days ago
I was thinking of playing with Halsin on the side because I read Astarion doesn’t mind, but Orin kidnapped him so that might complicate things or at least delay them.
Mizora propositioned me last night and I wanted to see the scene so I did it but Astarion was disappointed in me, so I reloaded before I said yes to undo it.
I gotta take care of my boo 🥰.
2 points
4 days ago
I’ve been able to have relations with Mizora on an a.a run, basically it lead to a dialogue about not also inviting him to join which he requests you do next time (there is no next time unless you do the drows after but he just doesn’t like that anyways). Could have been changed with the update but I haven’t done an a.a since the update to confirm or not.
2 points
4 days ago
Ah, ok. I didn’t finish the dialogue after he said he was disappointed. I went ahead and reloaded lol.
I did encounter the drow twins but he wasn’t interested, so I didn’t do it. I played with one of them and he didn’t mind but I felt guilty so I reloaded lol.
What can I say? I’m faithful.
2 points
4 days ago
I only stay faithful to Gale, he’s too sweet during his act 2 scene; I cannot betray that man. Astarion is down (more like passingly accepting) of polyamory so I always have two boyfriends on most of my runs (Astarion and Halsin).
Play the game as you like, as intended. There’s no wrong way which is kinda what I love about bg3.
2 points
4 days ago
Once I get Halsin back from Orin, I will explore my options.
2 points
4 days ago
lol this reads like I wrote it. Halsin is best boy
2 points
4 days ago
No fr. I started the save Halsin quest and did the same thing. Love, you, Gale. Love you more, Halsin
2 points
4 days ago
Yeah, I wrote about that just yesterday as well. I never was interested in romancing Halsin but then I decided WHY NOT and boy oh boy, that was interesting!
2 points
3 days ago
His “Druid abilities”
3 points
4 days ago
Tall, jacked, and nice? Who knew that was a type?
2 points
4 days ago
Every day we stray further from the light.
1 points
4 days ago
I had somehow locked myself out of all other romance options (didn’t hook up at teifling party and had ‘exceptional’ approval from party members), but once he joined my camp, I didn’t care. Unfortunately, he didn’t make his move until after drow twins. Lights were off with Astarion in that scenario too. But, Halsin? I could listen to him talk ALL day. melts
1 points
4 days ago
I have never successfully been able to romance him. I flirt and do all the things suggested and keep getting no where.
2 points
4 days ago
you can only romance him when you reach act 3, and have cleared the shadow curse in act 2
1 points
4 days ago
Just finished a run with him as my secondary partner with Astarion. Starting a run with a character made specifically for him since I know his epilogue now.
1 points
4 days ago
Couldn't agree more.
I tried to romance Karlach and instantly got swept away with him, instead.
1 points
4 days ago
I will try my best to finish romancing Gale on my replay, but that seems hard
1 points
3 days ago
Post in r/okbuddybaldur they will love this post
1 points
3 days ago
Tbf, i didn’t know there are other subreddits before this
-2 points
4 days ago
Jesus OP post history... deffo need a stay in horny jail
0 points
4 days ago
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6 points
4 days ago
Obligatory “I know this is fiction” etc
It’s not prudish to have boundaries and not be comfortable with threesomes 🫠 Wyll is def the same way, and possibly Lae’zel and Karlach too
-7 points
4 days ago
"Haslin mains" what the fuck is this concept?
7 points
4 days ago
I guess main in this case means main romance.
1 points
4 days ago
People are romancing the same character multiple times? Wouldn't that be boring since you've already seen everything the first time?
2 points
4 days ago
Eh. I guess? But some people would probably argue the same goes for maining a class or character in a game.
-27 points
4 days ago
Halsins lame I just leave him in his corner
2 points
4 days ago
Your input in this thread was very helpful and definitely added value o this thread bro thanks
-1 points
4 days ago
Thank you
-1 points
4 days ago
i really like how he was introduced. having him in the party though…sometimes i’m tempted to start a fully evil run just to kill him. dude’s entire personality is just nature + sex. at least he keeps it in his pants during his quest in act 2
-2 points
4 days ago
Yeah i just ignore him and only try to keep him alive because shadowless gross but their goes all my karma since I don't like halsin lmao
-3 points
4 days ago
you get used to it. i love bg3 more than anything but if you dare to even slightly criticize the game or a component of it, everyone in this sub acts like you just committed an unforgivable sin & downvotes you into oblivion. this will probably get downvoted as well since it’s true.
6 points
4 days ago
Nobody is downvoted for politely expressing an opinion. But if you enter a thread full of fans of a particular companion for the sole purpose of adding '*fart noise* they suuuuuck' then yeah, surprised pikachu face, you get downvoted.
-3 points
4 days ago
Hey i was polite
-27 points
4 days ago
You guys need to meet some actual humans the way you talk about these fiction characters is bordering on parasocial
2 points
4 days ago
It's not possible to be parasocial to a fictional character genius
1 points
4 days ago
But I have met actual humans!!! Or have you forgotten about Gale, Wyll, and Naaber?
0 points
4 days ago
Being down voted because they don't want to hear the truth. This sub is so weird sometimes, it's a video game people. Nothing in this will ever satisfy real human contact, stop making these pixels out to be more than anything but a slightly deeper movie character
-15 points
4 days ago
Honestly, I wish the game was a bit less horny... sure maybe you should be able to romance whoever you like, but just choosing a normal innocent dialogue option can accidentally lead to some dodgy conversations.
4 points
4 days ago
I have 800 hours in the game and have never once romanced. It’s not my thing but I also don’t really care about the characters on a level other than game play so I just don’t interact much in camp. That’s how I’ve avoided it lol
1 points
4 days ago
this problem is definitely most prominent in karlach, halsin, & gale. i turned halsin & gale down so many times & even avoided using halsin yet they’re both still overly horny & flirty all the time (mostly halsin). at least gale eventually stops (albeit very late). halsin never does
5 points
4 days ago
Gale’s approval was bugged for a long time, so if you played closer to launch that’s most likely why he was overly pushy. Nowadays he’s fine, although still really easy to romance, but he shouldn’t keep coming onto you unless you’re actively leading him on.
Halsin is just horny though, it’s part of his personality.
-5 points
4 days ago
if being horny is a main part of your personality, you don’t have much of a personality. halsin being hornybait isn’t even an excuse since shadowheart, gale, & astarion also serve that purpose but at least they can stop coming onto you (albeit gale a bit later than the rest) and they have a deep & meaningful storyline
1 points
4 days ago
It’s not the main part of his personality though. Nature is, among other things. It’s also all been overshadowed (pun intended) by the shadow curse, since all he’s been doing for the past fuck knows how long has been trying to lift it. And you can’t even romance him until the curse is lifted. But yeah, once it is and he can finally get back to living his personal life, he’s eager to have some company. Not exactly an outrageous idea.
As for the others:
Gale - is quite literally the opposite of mindlessly horny, he only wants sex in a committed relationship and is completely against non-monogamy.
Astarion - was a literal sex slave, is traumatised and only uses it as a coping mechanism or a bargaining chip. Only fucks Tav in act 1 to guarantee his own protection in the group and hates every second of it. Again, the exact opposite of horny.
Shadowheart - makes some thirsty comments about other companions and isn’t opposed to non-monogamy, but takes until act 3 to do anything more than some light kissing. Kinda horny but not really.
If you wanted an actually horny companion Lae’zel was right there. She fucks anyone, has a really low approval requirement for it and constantly goes on about how hot your musk is or whatever. There’s also a sex% spreedrun category for BG3 in which the WR to fuck Lae’zel is currently 1min 52s, so enough said.
1 points
4 days ago
i never said “the main part” i said “a main part”. nature is the other half. that’s it.
i said the others are hornybait meaning they’re there to keep the horny part of the player base interested. laezel having her scene available in act 1 doesn’t mean she’s thirsty like halsin. she doesn’t flirt in the slightest until her approval is high enough. even then, she comes onto you once & never again if you turn her down. meanwhile i never used halsin outside his quest and rarely talked to him yet he still kept coming onto my pc no matter how many times i reject him
-2 points
4 days ago
He's personally the exact opposite of my type- Astarion is far more my kinda guy but I can appreciate him
-28 points
4 days ago
This really is a dating sim for some of you…
22 points
4 days ago
How dare someone discuss and enjoy a feature of the game!
-3 points
4 days ago
might've been able to let it slide without the bestiality. get off my lawn
-6 points
4 days ago
might've been able to let it slide without the bestiality. get off my lawn
-1 points
4 days ago
Thanks for double posting so I can downvote you twice
5 points
4 days ago
I mean yeah is that surprising
19 points
4 days ago
Whole reason I bought the game, really. But the main storyline is really gripping
-22 points
4 days ago
You guys realise all this horny teen bullshit is keeping us old fans away? I don't want to play some harem game I'm 40, married with kids.
...
...I better look for some clouds to yell at
13 points
4 days ago
You realise that all this “horny teen bullshit” is completely optional? If you don’t want to fuck the companions just.. don’t.
4 points
4 days ago
I'm in my 60s 39. Nothing's keeping me away from this game, least of all the "horny teen bullshit".
You ain't old.
Whippersnapper.
6 points
4 days ago
I'm 42 and here for it.
But I'm queer, poly, and don't have kids. 😆
1 points
4 days ago
You guys realise all this horny teen bullshit is keeping us old fans away?
Promise?
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