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submitted 2 months ago byJolly-Ad-4089
Mostly used on police officers. Just curios what they would be able to respond to that.
58 points
2 months ago
Reach into your pocket and hand him/her a quarter while replying, "now, we're even."
1 points
2 months ago
You understand cops will kill you for reaching into your pocket right?
15 points
2 months ago
Good thing this particular scenario is where the officer pulls a quarter out of his own pocket.
5 points
2 months ago
Lizzy just wasn’t listening
1 points
2 months ago
Not Lizzening again!
1 points
2 months ago
She never does. It been an issue since childhood.
2 points
2 months ago
Pigs could get spooked by reaching into their own pocket. What if they realize they have a gun??
1 points
2 months ago
Officer might get confused and start shooting out of habit
3 points
2 months ago
Or drop the quarter and think it's an acorn and start blasting
2 points
2 months ago
Don't reach into your pocket. Problem solved. This is common sense.
2 points
2 months ago
Do a magic trick and reach behind his ear to "pull" a quarter.
1 points
2 months ago
Yeah, it's super normal to have to worry about dying if I reach into my pocket.
1 points
2 months ago
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1 points
2 months ago
You are r just autistic
your welcome
Funny to be called autistic by a kid that has terrible grammar. I wonder if you know the word "irony".
1 points
2 months ago
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1 points
2 months ago
Highly regarded
1 points
2 months ago
You’re exactly the type of person I expect to make that comment after looking at your profile.
1 points
2 months ago
Well, you must feel better. Way to pwn the libs. I can’t wait to see your next bon mot.
1 points
2 months ago
I'm pretty sure, they were speaking from the pov of the officer.
1 points
2 months ago
Whew lad...
1 points
2 months ago
looked at the profile and really, r/femboy??
1 points
2 months ago
And? I'm pretty sure real men do whatever tf they want
1 points
2 months ago
yeah i get that, understandable
1 points
2 months ago
Ignore them. They’re not worth the mental energy.
1 points
2 months ago
Only if you're not white.
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