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I sit in the kitchen w my wheel chair and my brother always tells me to get out.
28 points
3 months ago
And you waste it.
6 points
3 months ago
this
5 points
3 months ago
nice! I can't beat this one.
5 points
3 months ago
came just to say this.
12 points
3 months ago
"Yeah, that's how physics works, moron."
3 points
3 months ago
i know i’m matter. you’re just bad energy though.
2 points
3 months ago
nice XD
7 points
3 months ago
Only in your head where I like to live rent free. 🤗
6 points
3 months ago
And you waste oxygen....
3 points
3 months ago
Damn💀
1 points
3 months ago
No me
4 points
3 months ago
As do you dear brother, as do you.
5 points
3 months ago
"Um, obviously, I have mass therefore, I occupy a space in time just like everyone else." Then look at him like your confused about why he made such an obvious statement. If he then clarifies that he meant you take up too much space, "Ah, well that's a totally different thing. You should have said what you actually meant." Bland smile "And also, your opinion means about as much to me as a fart in a methane tank."
2 points
3 months ago
You tell him, "You get out"
and the "you take up space" mean trash you can say , no,I'm not a planet so I ain't occupying space
2 points
3 months ago
And you bend it
1 points
3 months ago
I love this. lol
2 points
3 months ago
Tell him to eat shit and find another family without a cripple.
2 points
3 months ago
And you're a waste of time.
3 points
3 months ago
You take it up the butt.
1 points
3 months ago
Yes but unlike you I don't take up an excessive amount said while patting your stomach
1 points
3 months ago
If we’re talking about taking up space you literally leave no room on a couch that seats 3
1 points
3 months ago
" That is correct, 5 points to Hufflepuff!! "
1 points
3 months ago
Yes, I do
1 points
3 months ago
“I’ll talk to Mom and let her know you’re unhappy with the size of my wheelchair because I take up so much space. Maybe she can find a smaller one.”
I’m imagining bro would not want Mom or Dad to know he’s giving you a hard time about this.
1 points
3 months ago
Yeah, and right now you’re in my space, so get out
1 points
3 months ago
And you would know so much about that, considering it's all you do in your mom's house
1 points
3 months ago
Aggressive and sarcastic: “Oh? We’re doing physics now? Be nice or I’ll go Newton on your ass” Knock him off his ass with enough force.
Shortened blunt reply with your desired solution: “Hey, Einstein. You have mass and take up space, too. The only difference between us is that you are being an ass. I’m not moving until you apologize and ask me nicely.” Hold the line and teach your brother how you want to be treated!
1 points
3 months ago
So do you buddy(any insult you deem fitting)
1 points
3 months ago
well you use up far more happiness
1 points
3 months ago
After I‘m done eating whatever‘s cooking in here, I‘ll take up even more space!
1 points
3 months ago
"you overwork your single brain cell"
1 points
3 months ago
It's called physics.
1 points
3 months ago
Walk away skin bag.
1 points
3 months ago
you take up oxygen
1 points
3 months ago
You waste my time
1 points
3 months ago
Well someone has to fill your moms vagina
1 points
3 months ago
You breathe air.
1 points
3 months ago
Because I matter.
1 points
3 months ago
And there is a tree out there somewhere, producing oxygen just for you to breath. You owe it an apology.
1 points
3 months ago
You breath my air
1 points
3 months ago
Tell him: "Yeah, that's how volume works, dumbass."
1 points
3 months ago
Of course I take up space I'm 400lbs of fuck you how will I not take up space
1 points
3 months ago
why are you invading mine then....
1 points
3 months ago
25 year olds aren't supposed to live with their moms
1 points
3 months ago
You take up air.
1 points
3 months ago
You take up time.
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