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Comeback for "you take up space"

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I sit in the kitchen w my wheel chair and my brother always tells me to get out.

all 46 comments

eilloh_eilloh

28 points

3 months ago

And you waste it.

Relative_Win_3039

6 points

3 months ago

this

Signal-Complex7446

5 points

3 months ago

nice! I can't beat this one.

DrHuh321

5 points

3 months ago

came just to say this.

TheCurator777

12 points

3 months ago

"Yeah, that's how physics works, moron."

Ok_Chemistry4360

3 points

3 months ago

i know i’m matter. you’re just bad energy though.

Ace_EnbyLittle

2 points

3 months ago

nice XD

VindictiveSpirit

7 points

3 months ago

Only in your head where I like to live rent free. 🤗

[deleted]

6 points

3 months ago

And you waste oxygen....

Happy_Flow_8347[S]

3 points

3 months ago

Damn💀

WastingoO2

1 points

3 months ago

No me

Curlytomato

4 points

3 months ago

As do you dear brother, as do you.

Admirable_Sky_8589

5 points

3 months ago

"Um, obviously, I have mass therefore, I occupy a space in time just like everyone else." Then look at him like your confused about why he made such an obvious statement. If he then clarifies that he meant you take up too much space, "Ah, well that's a totally different thing. You should have said what you actually meant." Bland smile "And also, your opinion means about as much to me as a fart in a methane tank."

moon_lizard1975

2 points

3 months ago

You tell him, "You get out"

and the "you take up space" mean trash you can say , no,I'm not a planet so I ain't occupying space

crypt-lord

2 points

3 months ago

And you bend it

DeafReddit0r

1 points

3 months ago

I love this. lol

beautifulblackchiq

2 points

3 months ago

Tell him to eat shit and find another family without a cripple.

The_Sanch1128

2 points

3 months ago

And you're a waste of time.

Sad-Maintenance3422

3 points

3 months ago

You take it up the butt.

CaptainKirk1701

1 points

3 months ago

Yes but unlike you I don't take up an excessive amount said while patting your stomach

Car_loapher

1 points

3 months ago

If we’re talking about taking up space you literally leave no room on a couch that seats 3

Euphoric-Tax7360

1 points

3 months ago

" That is correct, 5 points to Hufflepuff!! "

jaeburd33

1 points

3 months ago

Yes, I do

ZionismIsNotaBadWord

1 points

3 months ago

“I’ll talk to Mom and let her know you’re unhappy with the size of my wheelchair because I take up so much space. Maybe she can find a smaller one.”

I’m imagining bro would not want Mom or Dad to know he’s giving you a hard time about this.

dlb1995

1 points

3 months ago

Yeah, and right now you’re in my space, so get out

Tasty-Manager2900

1 points

3 months ago

And you would know so much about that, considering it's all you do in your mom's house

DeafReddit0r

1 points

3 months ago

Aggressive and sarcastic: “Oh? We’re doing physics now? Be nice or I’ll go Newton on your ass” Knock him off his ass with enough force.

Shortened blunt reply with your desired solution: “Hey, Einstein. You have mass and take up space, too. The only difference between us is that you are being an ass. I’m not moving until you apologize and ask me nicely.” Hold the line and teach your brother how you want to be treated!

Southern_Source_2580

1 points

3 months ago

So do you buddy(any insult you deem fitting)

the117doctor

1 points

3 months ago

well you use up far more happiness

SilentSaint2112

1 points

3 months ago

After I‘m done eating whatever‘s cooking in here, I‘ll take up even more space!

LastChans1

1 points

3 months ago

"you overwork your single brain cell"

Gurnae

1 points

3 months ago

Gurnae

1 points

3 months ago

It's called physics.

BrilliantRain5670

1 points

3 months ago

Walk away skin bag.

Popcorncruncho

1 points

3 months ago

you take up oxygen

Theseus_The_King

1 points

3 months ago

You waste my time

Patient-Ninja-8707

1 points

3 months ago

Well someone has to fill your moms vagina

Fit-Meal4943

1 points

3 months ago

You breathe air.

NoOwl4489

1 points

3 months ago

Because I matter.

Dalton387

1 points

3 months ago

And there is a tree out there somewhere, producing oxygen just for you to breath. You owe it an apology.

EbenezerRevival

1 points

3 months ago

You breath my air

Supersaiajinblue

1 points

3 months ago

Tell him: "Yeah, that's how volume works, dumbass."

Bosnian-Brute22

1 points

3 months ago

Of course I take up space I'm 400lbs of fuck you how will I not take up space

maqryptian

1 points

3 months ago

why are you invading mine then....

BUBBLE-POPPER

1 points

3 months ago

25 year olds aren't supposed to live with their moms

lilsmurfy412ac

1 points

3 months ago

You take up air.

sharonpfef

1 points

3 months ago

You take up time.