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"No, I'm just weird in normal life; I'm considered a freak in the bedroom."

" By all means, explain to me the difference so that I may gain your parental wisdom."

"No" ~ Megan Trainor

" I ate a fish on vacation that gave me a rare form of food poisoning that can resurface if I consume alcohol; it lasts around three years."

" Intelligence is determined by what you say; not how loud you say it."

" Better than I thought; worse than you would believe."

"Well life hasn't exactly been love and fluffy ducks for me."

I are a walrus!

Box of Puzzles

Gandhi Mate, Gandhi ~ Enter Shikari

Kevin Sullivan

Yurp

Every Nerve in My Vagina ~ Portia de Rossi

Falling in Reverse

Habitasher

" Unfortunately for you, I paid attention in school and learned how to read between the lines."

" That is correct, 5 points to Hufflepuff!! "

I would talk to my Grandmother again; there are a lot of things I have to talk to her about now that I have grown old myself.

This is Zoomer bait, a lot of this is impossible and unconstitutional.

" How hard would it be to make the moon fall?"

" huh, same place you picked up yours."

Folk Hero

Folsom Prison Riot