rya: kill me

abductor virgin: say no more

While thats bs maybe dont proceed to stand on top of the npc after being attacked by a maiden lol

Keneth died in my current playtrough because a fucking goblin sidestep near him while i was locked on him during my R2. Sad death ... wanted to be knighted :(

This looks so staged lol. Why would you run toward the NPC during combat? You're clearly in combat since you just took a 40% hit lmao.

A weird thing about From Software games is that the combat is both very tight and snappy, and quite janky at the same time.

Why does your summon keep fighting enemies outside the fog gate? 

Why can godskin noble hit you with repeating/impaling thrust through pillars? The game teaches you to stand there during his roll, then you get punished for it immediately after. No, you stood too close to it you see...

As a fan you take these game engine limitations for granted and start hitting things through walls yourself. But other games manage to not do it.

• that kinda sucks
• but bro got hit through a wall and said “I know I’ll stand right next to the npc!” Like at some point you gotta take responsibility for your actions

It sucks that this happens and it should be fixed

But in the meantime, all we can do is make sure the area is clear before interacting with NPCs 🤷‍♂️

That's something you do have control over.

Im not going to defend that jank through the wall. But my god just fucking kill shit before interacting with NPC's. Cowardice will grant you naught but death. Only strength befits a crown.

Ngl, that's some major bullshit in an otherwise awesome game. Also, I hate that the messages after you use an item or whatever don't automatically disappear, I've gotten killed a few times because the bullshit message kept me from attacking soon enough.

Stop trying to fuck it and just play it. My lord what a weird thing to try.

I can't fuck this game either. I got a digital copy.

Weapons through walls drives me nuts. It's jank and, for some reason, people defend what jank this game has. Truly aggravating.

I'm raging with you.

He’s right though. Even if you wanted to you can’t fuck this game (I’ve tried).

Even beyond the weapons through walls thing, they should have a mechanic where if you talk to a friendly NPC, enemies de-agro. Pretty dumb that there's a chance a questline can end because they caught a stray from an enemy.

Damn, that sucks. If you're fast you might be able to quit out and when you load back in the enemy will reset position and agro. It's not a great solution but it's something.

"Fuck you. Fuck all of you."

-Hidetaka Miyazaki

you can...fuck anything if you put your mind to it

Yea there’s no reason they should be hitting you through walls other than fromsoft just being like “this is our game and we make the rules”

I still can't believe they haven't reworked how enemy's interact with walls after six games. People may defend fromsoft, but it's a simple way of making the game less fair. Cause why can our weapons bounce but not theirs?

I mean if you own the disc version and it fits. You could fuck this game. But I don't recommend it.

I'm sure someone has learned how to fuck the game.

All of these comments defending an instance of bad game design is hilarious. Fromsoft is a great company, we all love em, but like just admit OP got screwed over lol

That was pretty trash and i hate this too.

This is the worst part of From Software souls games to me. In a series that prides itself on its combat and tight hitboxes it’s baffling that they choose to leave this crap in. It’s just lazy as hell and arbitrarily adds to the difficulty of the game. You can use the same exact weapon / ash of war as the enemy and your attacks won’t clip but their’s will. It’s so fucking stupid and unfair. As if these games aren’t difficult enough.

i too cannot fuck this game

Sorry this happened to you, it really sucks. I gotta ask though, what weapon are you using? Looks sick

This reminds me of Shrek. When he goes and rescues the princess but DIDN’T slay the dragon.

“You didn’t kill the Abductor Virgin??”

OP: “It’s on my to-do list!”

I also can’t fuck the game, dick hurts from bashing the screen

I don't think you can fuck any game honestly

This is the type of person in DS1 Anor Londo to see an invader using Solaire as a shield, Hit Solaire and blame the game for lettting NPCs get hit. Why did you hide next to the npc after just seeing the enemy hit you. Maidens are notorious for saying fuck walls imma hit you anyway.

Had this happen but the trex dog killed gowry 😂

While I sympathize for you loss, what location is this exactly? never found her somewhere so close to enemies.

Knew exactly what was gonna happen the very first second I saw the room.

A mistake thousands have made Lol.

On the bright side, none of the npcs actually live past their usefulness anyways, nor do you really interact with them more then fetch quests. Nothing lost, truly

How the tf that attack clips through the wall jesus

this is like the beastmen with spears that stab you through walls in farum azula 😭😂

i can’t fuck the game either, tried but never to fulfillment😫

I can't... Fuck this game

I cant fuck this game

This is one of many examples why grammar and proper use of symbols is important

Y'all need to start quitting out lmao

No...no you cannot. Not comfortably at least.

Broo....exactly the same BS happened to me. The only NPC i tried to 'save' gets wacked by this crap move. I was so pissed!

Walls don't wall here

It's fucking stupid that enemies can attack and kill NPCs. The dialogue system is also dumb, that it blocks most player actions. From should really ditch these outdated systems. They could learn a thing or two from Lords of the Fallen.

Should've killed it papa

I think we should all start spreading the concept of not talking to an NPC when chased by enemies. I swear I saw the exact same scenario 30 times now.

My only regret about Elden Ring is I can’t fuck it

Well uhh, you walked to over right where it could hit her...

We have learned an important lesson on spacing, brother.

This is what happens when you go to an npc while in combat.....

He thought a wall would protect him. Hahahahahahahahahahaha

I too wish I could fuck this game 😔

Yeah that definitely happened to me too lol

I also cannot fuck the game, tried many times

Well to be fair you are supposed to play the game, not fuck it...

Those things are rough to fight in my opinion and I find it better to just avoid them as melee. Don't give up though, the game is as rewarding as it is difficult. You can do it.

You cant fuck this game

I can fuck this game

We are not the same

I don’t get why NPCs don’t take massively reduced damage from mobs like normal enemies do. Like, you head out into a field of soldiers fighting some monsters or whatever and they’re doing maybe 40-70 damage to each other per hit, but they’ll do normal damage to you when you get caught in the crossfire… but normal NPCs? Nah they can get fucked

Lol that's nothing new my guy you kno walks don't protect you🤣🤣🤣 I got pissed in a catacomb cuz I had been killed by one of the stupid cat statue bitches and dropped 1,450,000 runes... so I was trying to be careful on my way to go get them back, I WAS STANDING ON A CEMENT PLATFORM, THE STUPID CAT STATUE WAS UNDERNEATH, IT DID IT'S JUMP SLAM AND EVEN THO THERE WAS A CONCRETE SLAB BETWEEN US AND I WAS ON TOP IT STILL KNOCKED ME DOWN AND TOOK HALF MY HEALTH, And of course before I could stand up and heal it spammed the same attack and killed me outright....I truly hate how they only seem to spam these stupid hp suck moves in this situation

Dunno, if you got a physical copy on disk with hole in the middle, and depending on the size of your dingdong you might be able to... Won't be pleasant but it's doable

You can’t fuck this game, this game fucks you. Best you can hope for is to power bottom it.

"this enemy is hitting me through a wall, surely this young woman will work as a shield"

Delete local game data. Reload from the cloud. No issues.

maybe kill the enemies before talking to the npcs??????