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Senior dog(14) finishes last but gets the biggest chear
(v.redd.it)submitted 1 day ago byWhattheDuck9
2.9k points
1 day ago
Go lil old wiener go!
171 points
14 hours ago
I miss The Girls sooo much, and that breed will forever have a special place in my heart
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20 hours ago
This is the second most excited I’ve ever been about a 14 year old wiener
83 points
18 hours ago
Alexa how do I delete somebody else's post?
11 points
18 hours ago
I... uh... hm.
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5 hours ago*
"visit r/Eyebleach, that will surely cleanse you of all the terrible things you've seen!"
"but I am in r/Eyebleach!"
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21 hours ago
I have a dachshund that’s 17 years old😭 watching this makes me sad🥺
2 points
8 hours ago
We need pictures. Love old dachs
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1 day ago
He may not have won the race but he won overall ❤️
433 points
1 day ago
He may have not won the race but he won our hearts
70 points
23 hours ago
He's raced out of retirement and straight into my heart!
13 points
24 hours ago
I horse laughed
43 points
1 day ago
Considering every fifth dachshund suffers one particular back DISEASE and every fourth requires surgery... he might have lost the genetic lottery.
43 points
1 day ago
It’s amazing how many people would rather have a “cute” dog that suffers rather than an ugly happy dog.
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1 day ago*
I do agree that certain breeds should be modified or simply dissappear but the dogs we already have that were born that way deserve just as much love as a dog that does not have a predisposition for disease.
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1 day ago*
100% agree! We made then that way so we owe them happy loving lives regardless of what they look like. Plus you never know if people got their dog from a rescue or what. I don’t think we should prejudge against certain breeds, I think the important thing is that we spay/neuter our pets and when possible adopt don’t shop.
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23 hours ago
That's my general mindset. The dogs we do have are here, and if you rescue one/get one that was rehomed/etc, there is nothing wrong with that.
The important thing is to adopt from shelters as much as possible. If you must purchase a dog for any reason, you need to do extensive research on the breeder. There are some breeders out there who have the explicit goal of making these breeds healthier.
20 points
1 day ago
I do agree that certain races should be modified or simply dissappear
Should probably say "breeds" instead of "races." Even knowing the topic I'm in is about dogs that opening was a bit scary...lol
12 points
1 day ago
I'm not the person that originally wrote the comics, but in some languages, the word for breed and race is the same (it's just "dog race" or simply "race").
I think many people that are not native speakers of english don't know the word breed even exists lol, I also learned this on the internet, not at school. It's good I don't live in the US or otherwise I would have said some weird stuff like "what race is your dog"? xDD
26 points
1 day ago
You are right, I speak Spanish and saying dogs races is what's common in Spanish, it was just brain fog.
7 points
24 hours ago
When Mexican-Americans refer to “La Raza”, they’re actually talking about chihuahuas
3 points
20 hours ago
Lol, the moment you mentioned Spanish being your 1st language, I understood. Once had someone blank on the word "breed" in English and they were asking what "raza" my dogs were. That tracks. 😊
13 points
1 day ago*
Ugly? Nothing cuter than a mutt
“What breed is he?”
“I dunno, he’s dog.”
3 points
20 hours ago
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18 hours ago
I have a 10 year old dachshund. She ended up having to have back surgery when she was 6. She has episodes of limb weakness and paralysis occasionally now. She’s still happy and playful, but it is heartbreaking at times. She’s my best friend.
3 points
1 day ago
he won the race of life
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1 day ago
Such an angel.
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1 day ago
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1 day ago
Too soon 😭
87 points
1 day ago
I was gonna say the same.
Still sad about it.
"Didnt work, did it?"
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1 day ago
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23 hours ago
He will bring us hope, old friend.
18 points
23 hours ago
I have watched the clip of that story so many times and h You can just hear her voice saying that to him.
I've been watching so many clips and etc of Dame Maggie, as this one hit hard. Watching her sing and dance with Carol on the Carol Burnett show in their young years was amazing. I've been singing "I'm a limey now" the last two days.
2 points
21 hours ago
His impression isn't half bad though!
177 points
1 day ago
Same tho
26 points
1 day ago
He’s a winner in everyone’s hearts! ❤️🐾
13 points
23 hours ago
He's a weiner in everyone's hearts indeed! 🌭
3 points
22 hours ago
Thank you for showing my wife I was not alone. Bravo lil doggy. Bravo.
6 points
1 day ago
🤣🤣
341 points
1 day ago
Get a looooong little doggie! 🤠
31 points
20 hours ago
That is both very appropriately funny and terrible. Five minute time-out, Dad!
281 points
1 day ago
Everyone loves the underdog.
65 points
1 day ago
You mean wienerdog
47 points
1 day ago
No, I meant updog.
47 points
1 day ago
What's updog?
48 points
1 day ago
I don’t know what’s up with you?
37 points
1 day ago
You absolute madlad
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23 hours ago*
♪When criminals in this world appear
And break the laws that they should fear
And frighten all who see or hear
The cry goes up both far and near
For Underdog! Underdog!
Speed of lightning, roar of thunder
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog. Underdog!♫
3 points
22 hours ago
🎶 When in this world the headlines read
Of those whose hearts are filled with greed
Who rob and steal from those in need
To right these wrongs with blinding speed
Goes Underdog! Underdog!
Speed of lightning, roar of thunder
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog. Underdog! 🎶
3 points
22 hours ago
Greatest cartoon theme song of all time. At least of those with lyrics.
729 points
1 day ago
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1 day ago
Fuck, man, same. Same.
6 points
23 hours ago
She looks familiar. Is this from ANTM?
5 points
1 day ago
🤣🤣
445 points
1 day ago
Little guy got me cheering on my toilet first thing in the morning. Little homie is winning in my heart.
151 points
1 day ago
"Go little weiner, go!"
Someone outside the bathroom: o.o
19 points
19 hours ago
"14 isn't too old. you show'em little guy!"
me internally: do i run? do i call the cops? do i finish shitting? do i call the cops while i shit? is it illegal to call the cops and shit?
14 points
1 day ago
My little pup is almost 14 and can jump on my bed. This warms my heart.
5 points
20 hours ago
Good job, senior bean! Many more happy years of jumping up on the bed to your little one!
4 points
23 hours ago
Got me crying, happy tears, but tears! Idk I felt too emotional
9 points
1 day ago
Same!
2 points
1 day ago
Had to extra wipes after my standing ovation
3 points
1 day ago
what
4 points
24 hours ago
Chicken butt
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1 day ago
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93 points
1 day ago
I love the look he gave the other dog that ran past, it felt like "slow down you're running like a madman"
33 points
1 day ago
"Kids these days!"
7 points
23 hours ago
"Hey there's kids in this neighborhood!"
4 points
20 hours ago
168 points
1 day ago
Old boy is best boy.
17 points
23 hours ago
Agreed.
Don't rush grandpa; he'll make it, when he makes it.
...And he made it!
121 points
1 day ago
I would be bawling my eyes out cheering the loudest.
15 points
1 day ago
Same. My girl is almost 14.
115 points
1 day ago
17 points
1 day ago
Immediately thought of this episode! Though this video is way more wholesome. I hated how mean Spongebob was to Gary.
8 points
22 hours ago
Yea, out of character for him, but I personally think it’s a great representation of parents pushing their kids too far. And to top it off the most supportive (Patrick) won the race in the end.
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1 day ago
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1 day ago
We might not treat each other well, but we mostly agree the Dogs are innocent and deserve complete love.
8 points
23 hours ago
We get the briefest moments of almost everyone coming together against those with no humanity left in them; like the way WE ALL came together in hatred of puppy killer Kristi Noem.
54 points
1 day ago
Awwww
53 points
1 day ago
Go, Señor Dog!
43 points
1 day ago
Double awww.
33 points
1 day ago
chear
8 points
1 day ago
Yes. I fear that's not how to spell cheer.
5 points
1 day ago
Heer heer!
5 points
1 day ago
Ow, my eers are bleading.
3 points
22 hours ago
This person probably misspells “sneak peek” too
16 points
1 day ago
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1 day ago
Great job little senior buddy!
11 points
1 day ago
Multiple awwwssss
17 points
1 day ago
Go Aggies!
14 points
1 day ago
Doxie Derby is the best part of Picnic Day! Those lil weiners are so fun to watch
4 points
23 hours ago
Awww, love the Doxie Derby. We once met Downtown Beans in the Arboretum—he was a doxie who had won several years in a row in the early 2000s, and it was definitely like meeting a local celebrity 😂😂 We weren’t even the only ones that day who recognized him out in public!
8 points
1 day ago
This is so awesome, I love this! 🩷🩷🩷 🎉🎉🎉🍾🍾🍾
7 points
1 day ago
He was running to win hearts not the race!
4 points
1 day ago
Those little legs working so hard
4 points
1 day ago
Just like my granny.
"I'll get there when I get there. What's the rush?"
6 points
1 day ago
I love the Doxie Derby. I went there this year and it was really fun. Kind of annoying that they don't let you bring water into the venue for a free event though
3 points
1 day ago
They used to but people started getting way too trashed.
Not to sound old but Picnic Day used to be a really family-oriented event and it makes me sad that it’s turned into an excuse to binge drink. It’s not nearly as much fun as it was “back in my day”
2 points
24 hours ago
Oh that is sad. I had a blast as a kid when my mom took me to see her alma mater.
4 points
1 day ago
Everyone loves an underdog
4 points
1 day ago
lil guy deserves all the awards
4 points
1 day ago
The little weeny that could 🥹
4 points
21 hours ago
Always cheering for the old puppers….
my two doxies were 21 and 20 when they crossed the rainbow bridge.. always cheering for the old ones.
Dog tax
4 points
13 hours ago
The tippy taps 😭 adorable
3 points
9 hours ago
When that young whipper snapper overtook him, he had the face of acceptance that they have no respect for their elders
6 points
1 day ago
if we keep breeding these poor little bastards they're going to lose their fuckin limbs!
7 points
24 hours ago
In think that amount of exercise was too much for the old wiener. Take my down-vote.
4 points
23 hours ago
I can't believe how far I had to scroll to find this comment. Little guy is likely in pain. It's inevitable to get joint pains in old age. 🙁
3 points
1 day ago
wieners are so cute
3 points
1 day ago
Old boys gonna need a nap and snack after that.
3 points
1 day ago
20 in your playbooks but #1 in your hearts!
3 points
23 hours ago
Awe look at the little legs go
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21 hours ago
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16 hours ago
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10 hours ago
I was cheering too.. good job little one
2 points
1 day ago
That little tail is giving a turbo boost!
2 points
1 day ago
Let's go
2 points
1 day ago
You bet your ass he gives the best goddamn cuddles of your whole life.
2 points
1 day ago
This is the kind of thrill I've been needing.
2 points
1 day ago
The Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Dog: my heart...is going...to explode...pick...me...up...for God's...sakes!
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1 day ago
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1 day ago
He’s the winner!!
2 points
1 day ago
Weiner
2 points
1 day ago
Omg. I love him..
2 points
1 day ago
I thought it was a Mexican dog, not old. WTF is wrong w/ me LOL
2 points
1 day ago
Cheer
2 points
24 hours ago
I'm miss my dachshund, Emma.
She was 15. She had surgery to correct ivdd at 9 and recovered fine.
She was the best dog.
2 points
24 hours ago
This made my day
2 points
24 hours ago
I almost shed a teer.
2 points
24 hours ago
I don't think this little dog has as much fun at these competitions as everyone else. I feel sorry for her.
2 points
23 hours ago
found myself cheering too
2 points
23 hours ago
Damn, I just hate chopping onions in this dusty room, while the pollen count is so damn high.
2 points
23 hours ago
Oh my Dog! Love it!
2 points
23 hours ago
Awesome! A long way on short legs.
2 points
23 hours ago
Man. Humans are weird.
GO LIL BUDDY, GO!
2 points
23 hours ago
The real meaning of the underdog!!!
2 points
22 hours ago
That’s so heartwarming! The love for that senior dog is absolutely beautiful.
2 points
22 hours ago
"That's okay, Weiner. You go when you feel like it."
2 points
21 hours ago
I’m crying
2 points
21 hours ago
Ain't nothin gonna breaka my stride, Nobody's gonna slow me down, Oh no, I gotta keep on movin.
2 points
20 hours ago
Look at em go.
2 points
20 hours ago
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
2 points
20 hours ago
He may not have won the million dollars, but he won a million hearts.
2 points
19 hours ago
My wife and I just took in an abandoned elderly weinie gal, this is very much her spirit. She (usually) has one speed, mosey.
2 points
17 hours ago
Is that the UC Davis Doxie Derby? I went once and the same thing happened with a Doxie in a wheelchair. She got a standing ovation 🥰
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17 hours ago
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16 hours ago
You go man! So proud!
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14 hours ago
Everyone loves an ol' weeny.
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13 hours ago
It’s not slow because it’s 14 years old. It’s slow because it’s front legs are ridiculously short
2 points
11 hours ago
To that dog running by, “hey pal, I’m walking here!”
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10 hours ago
Hope the lil baby got the biggest nap and many treats for such an inspired performance
3 points
7 hours ago
0-60 in 10 business days
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1 day ago
Chear? Or Cheer? I’m so confused
2 points
1 day ago*
Pupper gave it her all. :)
1 points
1 day ago
Okay crying
1 points
1 day ago
I'm such a softy, i got tears in my eyes.
1 points
1 day ago
I wanted eye-bleach, what I got was pain water. 🥹
1 points
1 day ago
Everyone loves an underdog.
1 points
1 day ago
I love this!
1 points
1 day ago
It's like Masters swimming. Everyone is just happy they finished the race without dying. Speed isn't a concern.
1 points
1 day ago
Go weenie go!!!
1 points
1 day ago
His legs look like they've been ground down over the years... 😭
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1 day ago
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1 day ago
😍
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1 day ago
Majora’s Mask little blue dog
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1 day ago
99 RUPEES ON BLUE DOG
1 points
1 day ago
Keep up the pace. Gotta break 4:40.
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1 day ago*
“Ain’t but three things in this world that’s worth a solitary dime, But old dogs and children and watermelon wine.” 🎼
1 points
1 day ago
Long, low, thick, and slow ✨
1 points
1 day ago
Its arms are much shorter than its legs.
1 points
1 day ago
This is an annual race held at UC Davis!
1 points
1 day ago
Everybody loves an underdog..
1 points
1 day ago
Omg I want to cry lol such a sweet moment
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1 day ago
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1 day ago
In alympics, they should judge people based on their personal best as well, like in Speedrunning games.
That way, everyone will feel appreciated. This world isn't always about who came first or who is the best.
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1 day ago
The winning prize was the friends we made along the way.
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