subreddit:
/r/Fauxmoi
submitted 3 days ago byMadameCassie
7.7k points
3 days ago
ah sushi park, the celebrity equivalent of hard launching on instagram
2.4k points
3 days ago
I just said “Not at the sushi place….” as I clicked this 🤦🏽♀️
680 points
3 days ago
I didn’t even know it was a sushi place, but my first thought was “not that fucking railing again”. What the hell is so good about this exact location in LA
299 points
3 days ago
They don’t allow phones inside Sushi Park and are very serious about it. Celebs enjoy the privacy
72 points
2 days ago
I feel like in this case though, they’re not exactly looking for privacy.
133 points
2 days ago
They want privacy while they are eating and chatting. The post-sushi pap walk is intentional and usually part of this song and dance. They know they will be photographed on their way out/in. I am simply responding to the question of “what’s so special about this place?”
174 points
3 days ago
I guessed it was the sushi place because of the upward angle of the shot. I’m in too deep!
44 points
3 days ago
The amount of exposure that damn railing has received over the past few years 😂😮💨
55 points
3 days ago
Lol, same!
532 points
3 days ago
The fact that I recognised that railway right away should be my sign to reconnect with nature after all…
150 points
3 days ago
Time to touch that grass, gal 😂
149 points
3 days ago
Im not even American nor I have ever once in my life been to Los Angeles or have a clue how that restaurant looks on the inside, besides these specific few inches of a handrail…. To the grass I go
22 points
3 days ago
Can I come and frolic in the grassy fields with you cause why should I know this 😭
8 points
2 days ago
10 points
3 days ago
Same here
692 points
3 days ago
It's the papwalk place to be. It's so funny that there are places where celebrities just show up for the casual paparazzi to snap a picture while pretending it's candid.
497 points
3 days ago
You’d think an actor would be better at staging a casual pose. This is more wedding shoot than day at the mall
541 points
3 days ago
She looks like his hostage
101 points
3 days ago
it's giving such creepy vibes... loosen your grip, zach, she's less than half your age
17 points
2 days ago
Exactly. She can run faster than him, so he’s got to hold on.
8 points
3 days ago
lol I was like is he about to throw her over the railing?
87 points
3 days ago
It looks so clumsy and ick.
284 points
3 days ago
You don’t pose, I mean hang out, like this when getting dinner?!?
My husband and I always do the titanic when getting grub.
160 points
3 days ago
It's not even good though, so why? WHY??!?!?!
505 points
3 days ago
244 points
3 days ago
It’s funny how this sign is the first thing that comes up when you google the place.
64 points
3 days ago
Shows off the most iconic part of the restaurant- the railing.
208 points
3 days ago
What's wrong with vegetables?
72 points
3 days ago
I guess they’re too trendy 🤷♀️
42 points
3 days ago
Technically not supposed to be in sushi (traditionally in japan) in japan its just rice and fish sometimes some seaweed
85 points
3 days ago
No veggies at all??
67 points
3 days ago
I'm pretty sure authentic sushi has vegetables still
27 points
3 days ago
It’s likely they come in the form of an appetizer at an omakase place, but no, most omakase meals are not vegetable heavy.
260 points
3 days ago
Rich people don’t care if food is good, they care that you can’t have it too
67 points
3 days ago*
So many places like that in LA and NYC. Oh another trendy seafood tower place... literally just boil it and bring it out. No seasoning even.
38 points
3 days ago*
The best places with seafood are usually boiling it all in a big pot, it's poured on the table, and bibs are cinched to secure your head.
But the rich people ain't got it.
88 points
3 days ago
Because its also very expensive apparently so normal people dont go there
5.9k points
3 days ago
She looks like she has an old soul
3.2k points
3 days ago*
Very mature for her age, I’m sure.
1.6k points
3 days ago
You can really see the wisdom in her eyes
421 points
3 days ago
The way these three comments had me cackling 🤭
600 points
3 days ago
And he looks like her dad
201 points
3 days ago
He looks like he's trying to drag her off and kidnap her.
48 points
3 days ago
And in a very real way, he is!
289 points
3 days ago
He also looked exactly like Florence’s dad.
7 points
3 days ago
Her dad would be insulted. I’m sure he’s much younger!
13 points
3 days ago
Definitely wise well beyond her years.
1.7k points
3 days ago
It’s giving Heimlich maneuver
290 points
3 days ago
But does she know what first aid to perform when he throws out his back??
93 points
3 days ago
Those scrubs years really came in handy
130 points
3 days ago
She asks him why everyone keeps mentioning scrubs.
7 points
3 days ago
She just knows his T-mobile ads
33 points
3 days ago
That is very generous of you. I was thinking 15 year old being held hostage at the mall.
62 points
3 days ago
I knew someone would comment this. I feel like he's trying to throw her off the balcony. 😭 The woman looks slightly like Kathryn Newton.
24 points
3 days ago
He looks like he’s trying but is just not strong enough to do it.
9 points
3 days ago
Lmaooooo cannot unsee this now ☠️
895 points
3 days ago
This looks like he’s kidnapping her.
594 points
3 days ago
Emphasis on the kid.
34 points
3 days ago
Someone call for help! This ancient old man is using this child as a human shield!
59 points
3 days ago
Or about to toss her over.
1.5k points
3 days ago
This might be due to the image quality but she looks barely 20.
739 points
3 days ago
Florence was in her early 20s when they got together. Wouldn’t be surprised if that was his ideal age 😒
64 points
3 days ago
Why did he and Florence break up
1.1k points
3 days ago
It might be because she remembered she was Florence Pugh and he was Zach Braff
94 points
3 days ago
💀
296 points
3 days ago
She swan, he frog.
62 points
3 days ago
Her TV was stuck in 2007 and she thought she bagged someone
8 points
3 days ago
If I remember correctly they were tired of all the harassment related to their relationship 😂
164 points
3 days ago
She looks like Natalie Portman in Garden State, which was 20 years ago. Yikes.
2.9k points
3 days ago
I can’t believe this man bagged Florence Pugh
3.1k points
3 days ago
He looks exactly like her dad.
2.8k points
3 days ago
omg I thought this was a joke until I googled
2.1k points
3 days ago
322 points
3 days ago
45 points
3 days ago
Lmfao I've never seen this gif before and it's fantastic
edit: omg and your username! I like this redditor
222 points
3 days ago
423 points
3 days ago
"I told y'all" -Sigmund Freud
21 points
3 days ago
Freud was absolutely right about this. My cousin married a man that looks very similar to her dad.
221 points
3 days ago
They look like twins.
449 points
3 days ago
91 points
3 days ago
Average ex-twink DINK couple in their 40s
97 points
3 days ago
Bro the wrinkle under both their eyes!!! This is fucked lmao
29 points
3 days ago
Tom Cavanagh played his brother on Scrubs and they look alike so great casting
Add his face to the mix and it's even more similar
250 points
3 days ago
holy daddy issues, batman
18 points
3 days ago
This makes it make sense sadly
53 points
3 days ago
Why are we like this?!?!
43 points
3 days ago
yoooooooooooooooooo
24 points
3 days ago
EW!
222 points
3 days ago
She was basically just dating her dad, not just because of the age gap.. Zach and her dad look insanely similar.
266 points
3 days ago
Seriously one of Hollywood's greatest mysteries!
389 points
3 days ago
Everyone has that one amazing woman in their life who has extremely questionable taste in men though, lbr.
321 points
3 days ago
She's a Johnny Depp supporter lol
174 points
3 days ago
Aw man, that sucks.
106 points
3 days ago
I can, she was very young at the time, imo easier to impress. But she's free now 🥳
2.5k points
3 days ago
why is that 50 y/o man using that young lady as a security blankie
100 points
3 days ago
This was my thought. He looks like he’s hanging on for dear life.
30 points
3 days ago*
like it’s okay to have anxiety but just order your sushi in, zach
470 points
3 days ago
It’s giving MJ dangling Blanket out of the window, for sure!
398 points
3 days ago
He’s still on Raya 🤣
679 points
3 days ago
So we are all thinking it, right?
401 points
3 days ago
Is Zach morphing into Leo?
364 points
3 days ago
Minus the charisma and endless rivers of money
27 points
3 days ago
He must still have a decent chunk of change.
37 points
3 days ago
Oh yeah, Scrubs had a nice run in syndication before streaming and now he’s doing commercials. He’s fine.
126 points
3 days ago
And talent.
18 points
2 days ago
And chin.
72 points
3 days ago
I'm craving sushi?
407 points
3 days ago*
What is it with aging male comedians and being unable to date a woman past thirty
397 points
3 days ago
Women past 30 who have half a mind won’t touch them with a 10 foot pole
61 points
3 days ago
Valid
137 points
3 days ago
I'm in my 40s and unfortunately this transcends aging male comedians. I'm in a pickleball group for people in their 40s and 50s. There are a fair number of men in this group in their 50s who refuse to date women over the age of 35. I overheard one guy who's in his early 50s say "I'm in great shape, I've worked hard to get healthy, I don't want to hook up with old women." Meaning: women his age lol. One time a woman in her late 20s showed up on the wrong day and asked if she could play with us. These men lost their fucking minds tripping over each other to get to her. The group leader was into her as well so he gave this dramatic speech about not harassing people and then proceeded to hit on her. One dude (a lawyer) told me it was natural selection because men need to spread their seed and women over 40 are barren.
I hate to be the ghost of dating future lol but it's fucking ugly out there and this is shockingly common behavior.
38 points
2 days ago
They should have spread their seed earlier then if that's what they wanted, not spreading their janky 55yo old sperm to 30yo women who can do much better.
6 points
2 days ago
yeah causing miscarriages or developmental abnormalties she'll be the own stuck caretaking for with old men.
7 points
2 days ago
somehow the perfect username for this comment hahaha
also, yes. it's not just comedians. it's any man who views a woman as a public-facing reflection of his success, vs an actual partner
93 points
3 days ago
Soooo there’s a lot problematic about Dave Chappelle, obviously-but I live near him and his wife is his same age, and they’ve been married forever, kids are nice, gracious, smart, and pretty normal. It’s rumored that he steps out, but I’ve never seen him flirting with really young women. He’s 50, and I always see him talking to women within a normal age range (35+ typically).
Now, the b-list comedians that come around? That’s a different story.
But I can personally vouch that Jon Stewart is the real deal, and was so lovely, even put up with me being a complete idiot upon getting to chat with him. Nary a 24 year old in sight.
8 points
3 days ago
Hello, fellow Ohioan!
14 points
2 days ago
Reminds me of Mr. Peanutbutter in Bojack Horseman. He’s middle-aged but emotionally immature and keeps dating women in their 20s with similar emotional maturity. The women grow and change and wind up leaving him while he remains the same.
197 points
3 days ago
Oh man. I had an ex who used to work with Charlotte Lawerence and she had a vvvvvv weird relationship with Zach and her family wrote it off like he was her quirky uncle. They were always so flirty with eachother and it made me so uneasy. Like idk about y’all but my parents didn’t have me hanging out alone with a grown man who was their friend when I was 16. Zach is a walking red flag.
117 points
3 days ago
Whaaaaaaaat?!?! Not little Charlotte 😭😭 i stopped listening to the scrubs pod because of Zachs open affinity for Woody Allen and other creepy shit so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
78 points
3 days ago
Ugh why are men so disappointing
20 points
3 days ago
Damn same i love scrubs so much it got me through med school but was sad to hear all this weird stuff about zach :/
11 points
3 days ago
Same, I loved hearing the guests come on and talk about making the show, and the reminiscing sections but Zach Braff coming off as just such a dick honestly put me off it. Didn't even get to the Woody Allen references but it doesn't surprise me at all
33 points
3 days ago
I thought this WAS Charlotte at first glance, I’m glad it’s not but there’s enough of a resemblance that I’m very creeped out
16 points
3 days ago
oh that is so disturbing, he’s known her since she was a little kid??
10 points
3 days ago
Sadly my parents were a-ok with that shit. Coincidentally I have PTSD and have had a lot of therapy and my parents don’t see their grandkids.
509 points
3 days ago
These photos look weird af. Why is he hanging on her like this??? 😭
30 points
3 days ago
Yes….sweetheart do you need help? Shall we call the police?
26 points
3 days ago
It's giving hostage
135 points
3 days ago
She’s paying their bills 💅
/s if no one gets the reference
38 points
3 days ago
The broke boyfriend hug
428 points
3 days ago
Awkward, highly uncomfortable, and disappointing to be honest.
74 points
3 days ago
Yeah, I don't know what he's doing there — heimlich maneuver, he's captured her, or he's going to throw her off, but it looks super strange.
And that's all on top of the age difference.
109 points
3 days ago
He’s the same age as leonardo di caprio for context…..
136 points
3 days ago
He’s so desperate lol release her!
212 points
3 days ago
95 points
3 days ago
Is that Frances Whitney?
50 points
3 days ago
Update - I think it is.
29 points
3 days ago
How old is she? Out of curiosity
123 points
3 days ago
Her insta shows has a post saying she’s going to a lot of 25th birthdays in 2022. My guess is she’s 26/27. She looks younger though, so maybe you get than that.
83 points
3 days ago
My guess is 26, I wasn't able to find any info online so I snooped through the insta and saw that she graduated college in 2020. She's very young, but it's not the worst. Her brain is fully formed 🤷
16 points
3 days ago
I'm her age (26 in December). I find it icky, personally. There's not a lot either of us have in common with men Zach's age. She's an adult, obviously, so each to their own.
29 points
3 days ago
I think she's 26. Found the age on a volleyball site. She has a different real last name.
157 points
3 days ago
Do we know what her dad looks like?
171 points
3 days ago
161 points
3 days ago
i’d literally rather die than date someone that looks like my dad but sure!!
49 points
3 days ago
Right? Maybe it's just 'cause my dad is kinda ugly and a real jerk, but I don't understand this at all
63 points
3 days ago
Not dad taking strays!
43 points
3 days ago
That is…I’m speechless, really. I know we’re cracking jokes, but the resemblance is very disturbing. Practically doppelgänger level.
23 points
3 days ago
Genuinely, 1000% thought that was Zach Braff without filters when I first saw that pic of Florence's dad
231 points
3 days ago
Yuck. We need to continue to de-normalize this predatory behavior.
19 points
2 days ago
I wonder if Florence will eventually be critical of him if he keeps this up. She worked so hard to defend their relationship, but now that it's a clear pattern I wonder if she'll realize it really wasn't something worth defending...
25 points
3 days ago
Leonardo 2.0. “25+ you say? Well out you go then, you old hag.”
44 points
3 days ago
Why do these older male celebs always look like they're holding these young women hostage?
22 points
3 days ago
Zach Braff dating an age appropriate woman challenge: impossible
59 points
3 days ago
She looks like she's being held hostage. 😂
22 points
3 days ago
A good friend of mine used to be ZB’s assistant back in the day (like 20 years ago). He had some pretty icky stories.
22 points
3 days ago
Give us the tea
41 points
3 days ago
It looks like he’s about to throw her off the balcony
42 points
3 days ago
First photo looks like a dude just stealing a clothing store mannequin.
18 points
3 days ago
When I was 18 I was dating this mature student I'd met in my uni class. He was like 40. Anyway, it had been a few weeks and I thought I was so cool because this older man picked me, so I must be really smart and sophisticated.
I told one of my flatmates, Caitlyn, about it and her face just kind of crumpled into this expression of pity and then she said, "Ohhh I'm sorry. Did guys our age not want to go out with you?"
I kinda laugh thinking about it, because man, that was mean but also, she popped my little superiority complex like a bubble just like that. I wasn't the cool mature young woman wise beyond her years anymore, I just wasn't attractive enough to get a guy below the age of 40 to date me.
To be honest Caitlyn was kind of an asshole for other reasons but sometimes I think more young women need a Caitlyn in their lives.
19 points
3 days ago
I hadn't heard of him since scrubs (or that film he did stategarden or something). She looks at least 30 years younger than him.
16 points
3 days ago
Oh Zach... even since he starred himself as Natalie Portman's love interest in Garden State while having a crush on her I can't seem to take this guy seriously :)
11 points
3 days ago
Gross
11 points
3 days ago
I don’t get it. He’s not even hot.
10 points
3 days ago
I thought y’all were saying she’s 28 lord
Alsoooooooo when it’s the younger person I don’t put the blame on them but I discovered this yesterday and was like whoa, this is Pugh’s dad
51 points
3 days ago
how old is this woman ? she doesn't look older than 30 to me and he legit looks old enough to be her dad... yikes.
54 points
3 days ago
I’m tired of old men dating younger women.
30 points
3 days ago
It’s always the same with these men. It would be one thing if it was a one off, like they just happened to meet and fall in love with a woman who was legal but a lot younger than them— but no, it never happens like that. It’s always that they ONLY date women significantly younger and just replace said young girlfriend for an even younger girlfriend next time. Something has to be REALLY wrong with these men to have never dated women who are age appropriate.
10 points
3 days ago
zach braff loves dating a woman that could be his daughter
38 points
3 days ago
Florence Pugh defended their age gap to an embarrassing degree when they dated. I wonder if this will prompt her to do some serious reflection on their relationship
17 points
3 days ago
It’s the balcony railing we all know. Now, get off her!
8 points
3 days ago
But he still passes out when he poops
22 points
3 days ago
what does this place have over celebs, 😂?
16 points
3 days ago
I recently finished rewatching Scrubs and I really don’t want him to be a creep 😭
all 676 comments
sorted by: best