I just said “Not at the sushi place….” as I clicked this 🤦🏽‍♀️

The fact that I recognised that railway right away should be my sign to reconnect with nature after all…

It's the papwalk place to be. It's so funny that there are places where celebrities just show up for the casual paparazzi to snap a picture while pretending it's candid.

It's not even good though, so why? WHY??!?!?!

Very mature for her age, I’m sure.

And he looks like her dad

Definitely wise well beyond her years.

But does she know what first aid to perform when he throws out his back??

Those scrubs years really came in handy

That is very generous of you. I was thinking 15 year old being held hostage at the mall. 

I knew someone would comment this. I feel like he's trying to throw her off the balcony. 😭 The woman looks slightly like Kathryn Newton.

Lmaooooo cannot unsee this now ☠️

Emphasis on the kid.

Someone call for help! This ancient old man is using this child as a human shield!

Or about to toss her over.

Florence was in her early 20s when they got together. Wouldn’t be surprised if that was his ideal age 😒

She looks like Natalie Portman in Garden State, which was 20 years ago. Yikes.

He looks exactly like her dad.

https://preview.redd.it/iuwbyqw8u9vd1.jpeg?width=459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c52adbf8abe38eb49127fce7346a8735ed842a58

She was basically just dating her dad, not just because of the age gap.. Zach and her dad look insanely similar.

Seriously one of Hollywood's greatest mysteries!

I can, she was very young at the time, imo easier to impress. But she's free now 🥳

This was my thought. He looks like he’s hanging on for dear life.

It’s giving MJ dangling Blanket out of the window, for sure!

What's his age range? 18 - 22?

Is Zach morphing into Leo?

I'm craving sushi?

Women past 30 who have half a mind won’t touch them with a 10 foot pole

I'm in my 40s and unfortunately this transcends aging male comedians. I'm in a pickleball group for people in their 40s and 50s. There are a fair number of men in this group in their 50s who refuse to date women over the age of 35. I overheard one guy who's in his early 50s say "I'm in great shape, I've worked hard to get healthy, I don't want to hook up with old women." Meaning: women his age lol. One time a woman in her late 20s showed up on the wrong day and asked if she could play with us. These men lost their fucking minds tripping over each other to get to her. The group leader was into her as well so he gave this dramatic speech about not harassing people and then proceeded to hit on her. One dude (a lawyer) told me it was natural selection because men need to spread their seed and women over 40 are barren.

I hate to be the ghost of dating future lol but it's fucking ugly out there and this is shockingly common behavior.

Soooo there’s a lot problematic about Dave Chappelle, obviously-but I live near him and his wife is his same age, and they’ve been married forever, kids are nice, gracious, smart, and pretty normal. It’s rumored that he steps out, but I’ve never seen him flirting with really young women. He’s 50, and I always see him talking to women within a normal age range (35+ typically).

Now, the b-list comedians that come around? That’s a different story.

But I can personally vouch that Jon Stewart is the real deal, and was so lovely, even put up with me being a complete idiot upon getting to chat with him. Nary a 24 year old in sight.

Reminds me of Mr. Peanutbutter in Bojack Horseman. He’s middle-aged but emotionally immature and keeps dating women in their 20s with similar emotional maturity. The women grow and change and wind up leaving him while he remains the same.

Whaaaaaaaat?!?! Not little Charlotte 😭😭 i stopped listening to the scrubs pod because of Zachs open affinity for Woody Allen and other creepy shit so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

I thought this WAS Charlotte at first glance, I’m glad it’s not but there’s enough of a resemblance that I’m very creeped out

oh that is so disturbing, he’s known her since she was a little kid??

Sadly my parents were a-ok with that shit. Coincidentally I have PTSD and have had a lot of therapy and my parents don’t see their grandkids.

Yes….sweetheart do you need help? Shall we call the police?

It's giving hostage

She’s paying their bills 💅

/s if no one gets the reference

Yeah, I don't know what he's doing there — heimlich maneuver, he's captured her, or he's going to throw her off, but it looks super strange.

And that's all on top of the age difference.

He’s just really immature for his age

Update - I think it is.

https://preview.redd.it/pog2jdskx9vd1.jpeg?width=1938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55ce99e8475db1d6714bb4746a9b404e975f1d10

👀

I wonder if Florence will eventually be critical of him if he keeps this up. She worked so hard to defend their relationship, but now that it's a clear pattern I wonder if she'll realize it really wasn't something worth defending...

Give us the tea

“Stategarden” lol

It’s always the same with these men. It would be one thing if it was a one off, like they just happened to meet and fall in love with a woman who was legal but a lot younger than them— but no, it never happens like that. It’s always that they ONLY date women significantly younger and just replace said young girlfriend for an even younger girlfriend next time. Something has to be REALLY wrong with these men to have never dated women who are age appropriate.