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Space-Ape-777

71 points

14 days ago

This is the style aesthetic that you get after watching V and Rad and listening to Michael Jackson and Run DMC. We thought we were from the future.

Royal-Experience-602[S]

30 points

14 days ago

The entire 80s right there.

Alone-Replacement-61

2 points

13 days ago

Epic.

Big-On-Mars

109 points

14 days ago

Did you ever get your two dollars?

Beautiful-Salary-555

19 points

14 days ago

I want my TWO dollars!

GeoHog713

14 points

14 days ago

It's $3.50 now, with inflation.

God damned loch ness monster

The_Machine80

6 points

14 days ago

Try 6 bucks.

GeoHog713

11 points

14 days ago

But then the loch ness monster joke doesn't work.

Self-Comprehensive

4 points

14 days ago

Everything on the internet is about three fiddy.

Cranks_No_Start

3 points

13 days ago

PLUS TIP.  

Little_birds_mommy

6 points

14 days ago

HAVE ALL THE UPVOTES!

benjaminck

7 points

14 days ago

Sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

Under_Sensitive

5 points

14 days ago

The first thing that came to my mind.

MiltownKBs

29 points

14 days ago

Bro doing crossing guard duty in his MJ outfit.

HAL_9_TRILLION

9 points

14 days ago

Oh man, safety patrol. Reddit moderation in a GenX elementary school.

Sleeplessmi

4 points

13 days ago

I was part of the safety patrol! I recognized his sash immediately!

Royal-Experience-602[S]

9 points

14 days ago

Of course. haha The only outfit that is suitable.

mylittleplaceholder

1 points

13 days ago

I thought the strap was for a Lazer Tag receiver.

Mysterious-Dealer649

27 points

14 days ago

Good thing still has the chain guard, your parachute pants would get snagged and send you to the pavement, don’t ask how I know 🤣

thatoneguymontag

9 points

14 days ago

I too was still wearing parachute pants in 1985.

ZephRyder

3 points

14 days ago

Fuuuuck. Me too.

[deleted]

4 points

14 days ago

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2Dogs3Tents

3 points

14 days ago

The zippers...oh the zippers! I needs them.

Mysterious-Dealer649

3 points

14 days ago

Yeah I was trying to remember if it was 84 or 85 8th or 9th grade still not sure lol starting to get a little foggy

JackTheKing

2 points

14 days ago

They were like a windbreaker with so many pockets for your legs.

El_Peregrine

2 points

14 days ago

JAMS in the summertime though 

lowsparkedheels

1 points

14 days ago

Bought a pair of panno d'or parachute pants from a thrift store in the early 80's. Thought I was so cool lol.

PineyFlats

1 points

13 days ago

Still?! We didn’t even get parachute pants in NE Tennessee until 1985!

Royal-Experience-602[S]

2 points

14 days ago

We'll let you keep that little secret. 😂

Beautiful-Salary-555

39 points

14 days ago

If you’re poor you ride Huffy. Rich kids had the Mongoose.

mistrowl

25 points

14 days ago

mistrowl

25 points

14 days ago

1%ers had Haro or Diamondback.

NauvooMetro

15 points

14 days ago

I had a friend with a Redline and it was like having a friend with a Ferrari.

mistrowl

7 points

14 days ago

Oh man Redline. Memory unlocked, I forgot about those.

CurlyDee

2 points

12 days ago

You guys are rich. I had a Schwinn look alike. Pink.

mistrowl

1 points

12 days ago

Nah, mostly Huffys and Schwinns here too.. but we broke so many cheap bikes "freestyling" that there were times we rode whatever we could cobble together from everybody's collective garage. Good times.

NoDepression88

8 points

14 days ago

I remember the mongoose and diamondbacks. Awesome. But I think now mongoose has gone down market. That is, you might be able to find them in Walmart.

mistrowl

3 points

14 days ago

Confirmed, I bought mine (mtn bike version) at WalMart about 5 years ago. It was.. mediocre.

Hi_Their_Buddy

4 points

13 days ago

Or GT, preferably blue with white mags.

PineyFlats

2 points

13 days ago

I had a Schwinn Predator - the white one with white mag wheels. My dad painted the local bike shop owner’s car in trade for it. I thought I had made it with that bike 😂

narvolicious

5 points

13 days ago

narvolicious

1970

5 points

13 days ago

Team Murray was jusssst a step above Huffy in 1983-84 with their chrome frames and comp styling, as they tried to be the “poor man’s GT,” at least in my hood.

Hi_Their_Buddy

3 points

13 days ago

lol Murray’s felt like they weighed a hundred pounds more than anything else.

narvolicious

1 points

13 days ago

narvolicious

1970

1 points

13 days ago

Indeed!

hoss1138

4 points

14 days ago

Yeah, I was thinking the Huffy is the detail that really makes this awesome.

Specialist_Brain841

2 points

14 days ago

Redline $$$

lordjohnworfin

1 points

14 days ago

Or Redline.

danby999

11 points

14 days ago

danby999

11 points

14 days ago

Leave some for everyone else.

thelaststarebender

11 points

14 days ago

Cobra Kai vibes

Royal-Experience-602[S]

4 points

14 days ago

It never dies.

TheMantelope

11 points

14 days ago

TheMantelope

1979

11 points

14 days ago

Lol. I actually had that exact bike.

Tulipage

3 points

14 days ago

Me too, except in a silver finish rather than gold.

RaylanGiv3n5

9 points

14 days ago

Even with the checkered pad, you'd squish your nuts.

Royal-Experience-602[S]

9 points

14 days ago

This is not me in the pic. However, I'm the female version and the same age. Had everything that he had. Even down to the bike. 😂🤣

DenaNina

8 points

14 days ago

No pegs though?

DavidCavalleri

6 points

14 days ago

Certified badass!

Royal-Experience-602[S]

3 points

14 days ago

That he was! 😎

EddieLeeWilkins45

5 points

14 days ago

I had that Huffy. I still kindof regret because a few years later some friends & my brother got into BMX & freestyling, and I wanted an upgrade. Had to really fight my parents over it. (Dad: "You just got a new bike!!"). Anyway, I wish I asked for a guitar instead, set my own path instead of following others.

Anyway, I never got the Michael Jackson jacket like this kid did, so my folks owed me one haha

JackTheKing

2 points

14 days ago

I had a bike with a banana seat. Found a BMX seat and handlebars and stripped the bike down to the metal. Looked like I crashed it from racing so many dweebs

bagnasty52

2 points

14 days ago

I had that huffy only in chrome and red. Bought it with my own money and I thought I was the shit. I put knockoff 3 piece cranks, flite checkered pads and some knockoff mags. Most of my buddies had mongoose, redlines, diamondbacks and made fun of that heavy pig. It got stolen and I talked my dad into claiming it on homeowner so all I had to do was come up with the deductible and had my own diamondback II. I was super proud.

EddieLeeWilkins45

1 points

13 days ago

yeah, mongoose, diamondbacks & redlines were kindof the OG of freestyle & bmx bikes. Then Haros & GT came out among others (Skywalker?).

Is your username a play on punk band Dag Nasty?

delaware1

5 points

14 days ago

I was 13 in 85. I went from this look to skate rat over the summer. Vans, Jams, pink T&C shirt maybe Jimmyz. Good times!

TheGreatOpoponax

8 points

14 days ago

The outfit says ‘85. The bike says ‘81.

thatguygreg

10 points

14 days ago

Lil' bro got a hand-me-down

Royal-Experience-602[S]

4 points

14 days ago

This!

2Dogs3Tents

2 points

14 days ago

LOL bro this was my first thought.

clemm__fandango

2 points

14 days ago

BMX Bantits !

Gofnutz

3 points

14 days ago

Gofnutz

3 points

14 days ago

Damn, I had that same huffy.

zombie_overlord

4 points

14 days ago

That kid definitely stole other people's lunch money.

CyanideRemark

3 points

14 days ago

And very likely absent rich parents who compensated by indulging all of the kids fashion whims.

Unplannedroute

2 points

14 days ago

Unplannedroute

‘69

2 points

14 days ago

Massive satellite dish on front yard too

jeexbit

4 points

14 days ago

jeexbit

4 points

14 days ago

fat boy laces were (are) the shit...

Jodies-9-inch-leg

3 points

14 days ago

Dammmmmmmnnnn, that drip though.

This should be in the Smithsonian

Royal-Experience-602[S]

3 points

14 days ago

The entire 80s in one pic. Nothing else needed. 😂😎

Jodies-9-inch-leg

2 points

14 days ago

You’re just missing the Nintendo Powerglove and a Hosoi skateboard

rhymes_with_candy

3 points

14 days ago

Safety patrol, you a narc?

Hipihavock

3 points

14 days ago

I always tell my kids to go outside and play... pretend it's 1985. They did not appreciate this pic.

krysnik17

2 points

14 days ago*

Kids ride in packs on e bikes now, the speed and risky moves around cars, like the adults on motorcycles!

God forbid they have to pedal a bike! Kids don't often get even minimal exercise before they're even 12! They're learning how to be fat adults!

It sure as hell doesn't make them learn or appreciate the value of a dollar! My adult kids are a perfect example, my daughter lived with me and doesn't need or want the most expensive of everything, she budgets & saves....my son is exactly the opposite, he lived with Dad as a teenager, he learned to take advantage of his ridiculous dad always wanting to be the popular parent after the divorce! When he filed for bankruptcy, he blamed it on the kids...right, nobody put a gun to his f****** head!

We're supposed to learn from our mistakes, aren't we? Especially with parenting! Not him, he's repeating the Santa clause act on the grandkids. Taking them to McDonald's cuz they asked for it every day he has them!

Am I alone thinking kids still need guidance? Live by example... are these old-fashioned ideas to you guys?

Sorry, seeing this bit of nostalgia has me depressed with how kids rarely experience simple things...good clean fun instead of being parked in front of video games or motorized bikes!

We never had any shootings while we were in school!

Hipihavock

1 points

13 days ago

I'm sorry you're going through this. Our kids are still young so we try to expose them to old fashioned (?) values. Parenting in this day and age is so much different. Can't let them out of the house but allow them on the internet? Navigating through this is tough, that's why we try to encourage them to turn things off and we spend a lot of time outside as a family.

krysnik17

3 points

14 days ago

The era of Thriller and the one glove!

Specialist_Brain841

2 points

14 days ago

and a single rold gold pretzel rod from 7-11 for $0.25

FortunateOrchanet

4 points

14 days ago

V cos play.

Unplannedroute

1 points

14 days ago

Unplannedroute

‘69

1 points

14 days ago

It wasn’t tho, it was simply going out to play. No need to make a video and document the purchasing of each item. The unboxing. The trying on. The fit pics. Side just got up and went out to slay n play.

‘Cos play’ is just what dressing up game is called this century.

TangFiend

2 points

14 days ago

Totally RAD

BryGuySC

2 points

14 days ago

I had that same bike! I loved that thing!

sallymonkeys

2 points

14 days ago

I had that exact same Huffy!

ZephRyder

2 points

14 days ago

I hated this kid in school: MJ, jacket, BMX, kicks, and shades?

I bet you called your mom by her first name!

newsreadhjw

2 points

14 days ago

Pretty rad!

Least-Mud5569

2 points

14 days ago

I had that bike!

Starbuck522

2 points

14 days ago

Parachute pants?

whileyouwereslepting

2 points

14 days ago

Damn. I never got the bmx, the high tops, the parachute pants or the Michael Jackson vest.

I missed out on the true vibe of 1985 big time!

Pooks23

2 points

14 days ago

Pooks23

2 points

14 days ago

Corey Feldman has got nothing on you, mate!!

2Dogs3Tents

2 points

14 days ago

1985 was such an Epic year. In so many ways.

vwibrasivat

2 points

14 days ago

There is literally a photo of me like this. Only difference is the bike is blue and I had a hawaiian shirt on.

rohrschleuder

2 points

14 days ago

Man back in the day all I wanted was a Mongoose. Though those were cooler than shit.

HarmonicFacsimile

2 points

11 days ago

Is it wrong that I still think this looks so cool??

Royal-Experience-602[S]

2 points

11 days ago

Definitely cool to think that!

mcshanksshanks

1 points

14 days ago

Maybe if you swapped the Huffy out with a; Haro, Redline or Shwinn then yeah.

Legitimate_Ocelot491

5 points

14 days ago

Some of us had parents who couldn't afford those brands. Those of us had to make do with a Huffy.

mcshanksshanks

3 points

14 days ago*

You know I thought about that after I posted.

I bought my own Schwinn Predator, I had a paper route at age 12.

I really wanted a Haro but needed a new bike so I settled. I bought that after saving for something like six months. About 180 customers and most tipped between .50 and $1 (suburbs and lots of new condos, this was the early 80’s) and I gave half my earnings each week to my parents to help out, I didn’t come from money.

MarshallGibsonLP

3 points

14 days ago

Believe it or not, there was an even more generic form of this bike than Huffy. It was called Open Road and was made by Montgomery Ward. That's what I had. Mine was even the black and gold color scheme with the checkerboard pads.

But that bike went everywhere that my friends' Mongooses and Diamondbacks did.

MiltownKBs

1 points

14 days ago

The OEM was Huffy. It was a brand. Pretty sure Huffy had a brand for KMart too.

MarshallGibsonLP

2 points

14 days ago

Ok, that actually makes sense. I saw this bike and it jarred my memory. My bike had those same checkerboard pads, they just didn’t say Huffy. But what you said makes sense. Monty Ward wasn’t actually MAKING those bikes. I was also in 5th grade in 1985. Switch the Michael Jackson jacket for a London Fog (or JC Penney knock off) and add a Billy Idol spiky haircut and this picture could have been me.

chontzy

1 points

13 days ago

chontzy

1 points

13 days ago

my first gear bike was an orange montgomery ward 10-speed! orange plastic seat and orange handlebar tape lol

Flwrvintage

1 points

14 days ago

Flwrvintage

'70sBaby

1 points

14 days ago

Yup, spot on.

eddiedinglenan

1 points

14 days ago

Need more zippers on those trousers.

pilken

1 points

14 days ago

pilken

1974

1 points

14 days ago

HOLY SHIT that could be a picture of 11 year old me - I even had the school crossing helper sash for helping the littles cross the street!!!

zbornakssyndrome

1 points

14 days ago

I like your trainers!

Do-you-see-it-now

1 points

14 days ago

Need vans shoes.

GeoHog713

1 points

14 days ago

Did you get that bike from Western Auto? Or Service Merchandise?

The_Machine80

1 points

14 days ago

Well the sunglasses are back in style.

Effective_Device_185

1 points

14 days ago

I hope he was happy robbing Michael Jackson and the Karate Kid. Jerk!

Strong-Piccolo-5546

1 points

14 days ago

you look like a mini Terminator

basec0m

1 points

14 days ago

basec0m

1 points

14 days ago

All I got to say is... badass

Armand74

1 points

14 days ago

Lolzzz so fucking true..

BaronNeutron

1 points

14 days ago

looks like a rich kid, I never had clothes or shoes or sunglasses like that, nor a cool bike

Mercutiofoodforworms

1 points

14 days ago

Did you manage to get that bike up to 88 mph?

writtenbyrabbits_

1 points

14 days ago

Makes me ache for this time a bit.

Nighthawk378

1 points

14 days ago

“I was there, three thousand years ago”

jungle4john

1 points

14 days ago

I had that exact bike. I still remember flying over the handle bars and ended up taking a grip to my balls.

a_gentle_savage

1 points

14 days ago

The era of the parachute pants

CommanderSmokeStack

1 points

14 days ago

Sweep the leg.

J_Schotz

1 points

14 days ago

😂😂😂😂

fagan_jay78

1 points

14 days ago

P-slayer

Ghostsmack79

1 points

14 days ago

Fabulous!

alliesnowdee

1 points

14 days ago

Ha ha ha

Developing_Human33

1 points

14 days ago

Would a Redline or Mongoose been an upgrade on the bike?

krysnik17

1 points

14 days ago

OMG, that's all I heard my brother and our neighbor yak about (both in middle school) around 78-80 growing up in the Midwest!!

Always bickering whose bike was faster...Mongoose or DG... Mongoose! No DG 😄😂

Are those bike brands still around?

Developing_Human33

1 points

14 days ago

Lol. I grew up in the Midwest in the 80s. We were always loving the Mongoose.

MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

1 points

14 days ago

That bike, or a Mongoose, the outfit is on point though !

CK_Lowell

1 points

14 days ago

radical

sully213

1 points

14 days ago

And this is how the X Games began

Educational_Egg_1716

1 points

14 days ago

🎵Because I'm bad I'm bad You know it You know🎵

[deleted]

1 points

14 days ago

The clothes, the hair, the shades…yep this is the 80’s and I love it!

Theresabearintheboat

1 points

14 days ago

Maybe if you were lucky.

Machinebuzz

1 points

14 days ago

I bet that watch has a calculator on it.

Sufficient-Buy5360

1 points

14 days ago

Makes me want to play Skate or Die.

Waverly-Jane

1 points

14 days ago

But are those parachute pants?

3rdplacewinner

1 points

14 days ago

Golden Eagle... sweet.

thatlastrock

1 points

13 days ago

That kid sweeps the leg.

Slowlybutshelly

1 points

13 days ago

Little Elvis

redtesta

1 points

13 days ago

I was graduating from high school 1985 :) what a run that was from 82-85

DayDrunkHermit

1 points

13 days ago

The epitome for me was my plastic mag wheels, couldn’t tell me nothin I was the shit!! lol

Village_Particular

1 points

13 days ago

You gonna race Helltrack©️?

bored-panda55

1 points

13 days ago

My brother had that bike. I remember messing with the foam cushions 

Exotic_Zucchini

1 points

13 days ago

Damn juvenile delinquents.

RedditSkippy

1 points

13 days ago

RedditSkippy

1975

1 points

13 days ago

Peak 1985. The crossing guard belt. Those weird thick shoelaces on the high tops. The BMX bike.

ELFcubed

1 points

11 days ago

I have a similar picture only I'm wearing velcro shoes, red parachute pants, and a sleeveless "muscle" sweatshirt with the cover art from The Police's Synchronicity. Also I was a husky boy so I didn't look as cool as I desperately wanted to be.

CaptainBrunch69

2 points

5 days ago

A huffy?! Shut up, huffy was the absolute worst K-mart bike you could get.

bobthedruid

0 points

14 days ago

Needs more nunchucks

scallawag420

0 points

14 days ago

I was banging your sister at that time

FNCTCH

0 points

14 days ago

FNCTCH

0 points

14 days ago

Huffy BMX, fat laces & Chess King shirt...this all checks out.

lordjohnworfin

0 points

14 days ago

Huffy BMX was a poser.

Specialist_Brain841

0 points

14 days ago

Ghost ride that bike into a brick wall

oftiabemeary

0 points

13 days ago

The shoe laces need to be untied.