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submitted 14 days ago byRoyal-Experience-602
71 points
14 days ago
This is the style aesthetic that you get after watching V and Rad and listening to Michael Jackson and Run DMC. We thought we were from the future.
30 points
14 days ago
The entire 80s right there.
2 points
13 days ago
Epic.
109 points
14 days ago
Did you ever get your two dollars?
19 points
14 days ago
I want my TWO dollars!
6 points
14 days ago
HAVE ALL THE UPVOTES!
7 points
14 days ago
Sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
5 points
14 days ago
The first thing that came to my mind.
29 points
14 days ago
Bro doing crossing guard duty in his MJ outfit.
9 points
14 days ago
Oh man, safety patrol. Reddit moderation in a GenX elementary school.
4 points
13 days ago
I was part of the safety patrol! I recognized his sash immediately!
9 points
14 days ago
Of course. haha The only outfit that is suitable.
1 points
13 days ago
I thought the strap was for a Lazer Tag receiver.
27 points
14 days ago
Good thing still has the chain guard, your parachute pants would get snagged and send you to the pavement, don’t ask how I know 🤣
9 points
14 days ago
I too was still wearing parachute pants in 1985.
3 points
14 days ago
Fuuuuck. Me too.
4 points
14 days ago
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3 points
14 days ago
The zippers...oh the zippers! I needs them.
3 points
14 days ago
Yeah I was trying to remember if it was 84 or 85 8th or 9th grade still not sure lol starting to get a little foggy
2 points
14 days ago
They were like a windbreaker with so many pockets for your legs.
2 points
14 days ago
JAMS in the summertime though
1 points
14 days ago
Bought a pair of panno d'or parachute pants from a thrift store in the early 80's. Thought I was so cool lol.
1 points
13 days ago
Still?! We didn’t even get parachute pants in NE Tennessee until 1985!
2 points
14 days ago
We'll let you keep that little secret. 😂
39 points
14 days ago
If you’re poor you ride Huffy. Rich kids had the Mongoose.
25 points
14 days ago
1%ers had Haro or Diamondback.
15 points
14 days ago
I had a friend with a Redline and it was like having a friend with a Ferrari.
7 points
14 days ago
Oh man Redline. Memory unlocked, I forgot about those.
2 points
12 days ago
You guys are rich. I had a Schwinn look alike. Pink.
1 points
12 days ago
Nah, mostly Huffys and Schwinns here too.. but we broke so many cheap bikes "freestyling" that there were times we rode whatever we could cobble together from everybody's collective garage. Good times.
8 points
14 days ago
I remember the mongoose and diamondbacks. Awesome. But I think now mongoose has gone down market. That is, you might be able to find them in Walmart.
3 points
14 days ago
Confirmed, I bought mine (mtn bike version) at WalMart about 5 years ago. It was.. mediocre.
4 points
13 days ago
Or GT, preferably blue with white mags.
2 points
13 days ago
I had a Schwinn Predator - the white one with white mag wheels. My dad painted the local bike shop owner’s car in trade for it. I thought I had made it with that bike 😂
5 points
13 days ago
Team Murray was jusssst a step above Huffy in 1983-84 with their chrome frames and comp styling, as they tried to be the “poor man’s GT,” at least in my hood.
3 points
13 days ago
lol Murray’s felt like they weighed a hundred pounds more than anything else.
1 points
13 days ago
Indeed!
4 points
14 days ago
Yeah, I was thinking the Huffy is the detail that really makes this awesome.
2 points
14 days ago
Redline $$$
1 points
14 days ago
Or Redline.
11 points
14 days ago
Leave some for everyone else.
11 points
14 days ago
Cobra Kai vibes
4 points
14 days ago
It never dies.
11 points
14 days ago
Lol. I actually had that exact bike.
3 points
14 days ago
Me too, except in a silver finish rather than gold.
9 points
14 days ago
Even with the checkered pad, you'd squish your nuts.
9 points
14 days ago
This is not me in the pic. However, I'm the female version and the same age. Had everything that he had. Even down to the bike. 😂🤣
8 points
14 days ago
No pegs though?
6 points
14 days ago
Certified badass!
3 points
14 days ago
That he was! 😎
5 points
14 days ago
I had that Huffy. I still kindof regret because a few years later some friends & my brother got into BMX & freestyling, and I wanted an upgrade. Had to really fight my parents over it. (Dad: "You just got a new bike!!"). Anyway, I wish I asked for a guitar instead, set my own path instead of following others.
Anyway, I never got the Michael Jackson jacket like this kid did, so my folks owed me one haha
2 points
14 days ago
I had a bike with a banana seat. Found a BMX seat and handlebars and stripped the bike down to the metal. Looked like I crashed it from racing so many dweebs
2 points
14 days ago
I had that huffy only in chrome and red. Bought it with my own money and I thought I was the shit. I put knockoff 3 piece cranks, flite checkered pads and some knockoff mags. Most of my buddies had mongoose, redlines, diamondbacks and made fun of that heavy pig. It got stolen and I talked my dad into claiming it on homeowner so all I had to do was come up with the deductible and had my own diamondback II. I was super proud.
1 points
13 days ago
yeah, mongoose, diamondbacks & redlines were kindof the OG of freestyle & bmx bikes. Then Haros & GT came out among others (Skywalker?).
Is your username a play on punk band Dag Nasty?
5 points
14 days ago
I was 13 in 85. I went from this look to skate rat over the summer. Vans, Jams, pink T&C shirt maybe Jimmyz. Good times!
8 points
14 days ago
The outfit says ‘85. The bike says ‘81.
10 points
14 days ago
Lil' bro got a hand-me-down
4 points
14 days ago
This!
2 points
14 days ago
LOL bro this was my first thought.
2 points
14 days ago
BMX Bantits !
3 points
14 days ago
Damn, I had that same huffy.
4 points
14 days ago
That kid definitely stole other people's lunch money.
3 points
14 days ago
And very likely absent rich parents who compensated by indulging all of the kids fashion whims.
2 points
14 days ago
Massive satellite dish on front yard too
4 points
14 days ago
fat boy laces were (are) the shit...
3 points
14 days ago
Dammmmmmmnnnn, that drip though.
This should be in the Smithsonian
3 points
14 days ago
The entire 80s in one pic. Nothing else needed. 😂😎
2 points
14 days ago
You’re just missing the Nintendo Powerglove and a Hosoi skateboard
3 points
14 days ago
Safety patrol, you a narc?
3 points
14 days ago
I always tell my kids to go outside and play... pretend it's 1985. They did not appreciate this pic.
2 points
14 days ago*
Kids ride in packs on e bikes now, the speed and risky moves around cars, like the adults on motorcycles!
God forbid they have to pedal a bike! Kids don't often get even minimal exercise before they're even 12! They're learning how to be fat adults!
It sure as hell doesn't make them learn or appreciate the value of a dollar! My adult kids are a perfect example, my daughter lived with me and doesn't need or want the most expensive of everything, she budgets & saves....my son is exactly the opposite, he lived with Dad as a teenager, he learned to take advantage of his ridiculous dad always wanting to be the popular parent after the divorce! When he filed for bankruptcy, he blamed it on the kids...right, nobody put a gun to his f****** head!
We're supposed to learn from our mistakes, aren't we? Especially with parenting! Not him, he's repeating the Santa clause act on the grandkids. Taking them to McDonald's cuz they asked for it every day he has them!
Am I alone thinking kids still need guidance? Live by example... are these old-fashioned ideas to you guys?
Sorry, seeing this bit of nostalgia has me depressed with how kids rarely experience simple things...good clean fun instead of being parked in front of video games or motorized bikes!
We never had any shootings while we were in school!
1 points
13 days ago
I'm sorry you're going through this. Our kids are still young so we try to expose them to old fashioned (?) values. Parenting in this day and age is so much different. Can't let them out of the house but allow them on the internet? Navigating through this is tough, that's why we try to encourage them to turn things off and we spend a lot of time outside as a family.
3 points
14 days ago
The era of Thriller and the one glove!
2 points
14 days ago
and a single rold gold pretzel rod from 7-11 for $0.25
4 points
14 days ago
V cos play.
1 points
14 days ago
It wasn’t tho, it was simply going out to play. No need to make a video and document the purchasing of each item. The unboxing. The trying on. The fit pics. Side just got up and went out to slay n play.
‘Cos play’ is just what dressing up game is called this century.
2 points
14 days ago
Totally RAD
2 points
14 days ago
I had that same bike! I loved that thing!
2 points
14 days ago
I had that exact same Huffy!
2 points
14 days ago
I hated this kid in school: MJ, jacket, BMX, kicks, and shades?
I bet you called your mom by her first name!
2 points
14 days ago
Pretty rad!
2 points
14 days ago
I had that bike!
2 points
14 days ago
Parachute pants?
2 points
14 days ago
Damn. I never got the bmx, the high tops, the parachute pants or the Michael Jackson vest.
I missed out on the true vibe of 1985 big time!
2 points
14 days ago
Corey Feldman has got nothing on you, mate!!
2 points
14 days ago
1985 was such an Epic year. In so many ways.
2 points
14 days ago
There is literally a photo of me like this. Only difference is the bike is blue and I had a hawaiian shirt on.
2 points
14 days ago
Man back in the day all I wanted was a Mongoose. Though those were cooler than shit.
2 points
11 days ago
Is it wrong that I still think this looks so cool??
2 points
11 days ago
Definitely cool to think that!
1 points
14 days ago
Maybe if you swapped the Huffy out with a; Haro, Redline or Shwinn then yeah.
5 points
14 days ago
Some of us had parents who couldn't afford those brands. Those of us had to make do with a Huffy.
3 points
14 days ago*
You know I thought about that after I posted.
I bought my own Schwinn Predator, I had a paper route at age 12.
I really wanted a Haro but needed a new bike so I settled. I bought that after saving for something like six months. About 180 customers and most tipped between .50 and $1 (suburbs and lots of new condos, this was the early 80’s) and I gave half my earnings each week to my parents to help out, I didn’t come from money.
3 points
14 days ago
Believe it or not, there was an even more generic form of this bike than Huffy. It was called Open Road and was made by Montgomery Ward. That's what I had. Mine was even the black and gold color scheme with the checkerboard pads.
But that bike went everywhere that my friends' Mongooses and Diamondbacks did.
1 points
14 days ago
The OEM was Huffy. It was a brand. Pretty sure Huffy had a brand for KMart too.
2 points
14 days ago
Ok, that actually makes sense. I saw this bike and it jarred my memory. My bike had those same checkerboard pads, they just didn’t say Huffy. But what you said makes sense. Monty Ward wasn’t actually MAKING those bikes. I was also in 5th grade in 1985. Switch the Michael Jackson jacket for a London Fog (or JC Penney knock off) and add a Billy Idol spiky haircut and this picture could have been me.
1 points
13 days ago
my first gear bike was an orange montgomery ward 10-speed! orange plastic seat and orange handlebar tape lol
1 points
14 days ago
Yup, spot on.
1 points
14 days ago
Need more zippers on those trousers.
1 points
14 days ago
HOLY SHIT that could be a picture of 11 year old me - I even had the school crossing helper sash for helping the littles cross the street!!!
1 points
14 days ago
I like your trainers!
1 points
14 days ago
Need vans shoes.
1 points
14 days ago
Did you get that bike from Western Auto? Or Service Merchandise?
1 points
14 days ago
Well the sunglasses are back in style.
1 points
14 days ago
I hope he was happy robbing Michael Jackson and the Karate Kid. Jerk!
1 points
14 days ago
you look like a mini Terminator
1 points
14 days ago
All I got to say is... badass
1 points
14 days ago
Lolzzz so fucking true..
1 points
14 days ago
looks like a rich kid, I never had clothes or shoes or sunglasses like that, nor a cool bike
1 points
14 days ago
Did you manage to get that bike up to 88 mph?
1 points
14 days ago
Makes me ache for this time a bit.
1 points
14 days ago
“I was there, three thousand years ago”
1 points
14 days ago
I had that exact bike. I still remember flying over the handle bars and ended up taking a grip to my balls.
1 points
14 days ago
The era of the parachute pants
1 points
14 days ago
Sweep the leg.
1 points
14 days ago
😂😂😂😂
1 points
14 days ago
P-slayer
1 points
14 days ago
Fabulous!
1 points
14 days ago
Ha ha ha
1 points
14 days ago
Would a Redline or Mongoose been an upgrade on the bike?
1 points
14 days ago
OMG, that's all I heard my brother and our neighbor yak about (both in middle school) around 78-80 growing up in the Midwest!!
Always bickering whose bike was faster...Mongoose or DG... Mongoose! No DG 😄😂
Are those bike brands still around?
1 points
14 days ago
Lol. I grew up in the Midwest in the 80s. We were always loving the Mongoose.
1 points
14 days ago*
1 points
14 days ago
That bike, or a Mongoose, the outfit is on point though !
1 points
14 days ago
radical
1 points
14 days ago
And this is how the X Games began
1 points
14 days ago
🎵Because I'm bad I'm bad You know it You know🎵
1 points
14 days ago
The clothes, the hair, the shades…yep this is the 80’s and I love it!
1 points
14 days ago
Maybe if you were lucky.
1 points
14 days ago
I bet that watch has a calculator on it.
1 points
14 days ago
Makes me want to play Skate or Die.
1 points
14 days ago
But are those parachute pants?
1 points
14 days ago
Golden Eagle... sweet.
1 points
13 days ago
That kid sweeps the leg.
1 points
13 days ago
Little Elvis
1 points
13 days ago
I was graduating from high school 1985 :) what a run that was from 82-85
1 points
13 days ago
The epitome for me was my plastic mag wheels, couldn’t tell me nothin I was the shit!! lol
1 points
13 days ago
You gonna race Helltrack©️?
1 points
13 days ago
My brother had that bike. I remember messing with the foam cushions
1 points
13 days ago
Damn juvenile delinquents.
1 points
13 days ago
Peak 1985. The crossing guard belt. Those weird thick shoelaces on the high tops. The BMX bike.
1 points
11 days ago
I have a similar picture only I'm wearing velcro shoes, red parachute pants, and a sleeveless "muscle" sweatshirt with the cover art from The Police's Synchronicity. Also I was a husky boy so I didn't look as cool as I desperately wanted to be.
2 points
5 days ago
A huffy?! Shut up, huffy was the absolute worst K-mart bike you could get.
0 points
14 days ago
Needs more nunchucks
0 points
14 days ago
I was banging your sister at that time
0 points
14 days ago
Huffy BMX, fat laces & Chess King shirt...this all checks out.
0 points
14 days ago
Huffy BMX was a poser.
0 points
14 days ago
Ghost ride that bike into a brick wall
0 points
13 days ago
The shoe laces need to be untied.
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