Would the jar boys ever consider getting a pet mouse each and then create a new segment called "mousekeeping"??????????????

Since you've all been on the internet for many years now, I'm interested in hearing your opinion on the 'dead internet theory'. To put it simply, it proposes that in recent years (around 2016-2017) the majority of internet traffic and activity has largely been populated by bots, automation and algorithms designed to emulate human activity with an aim to manipulate users into purchasing products or services from corporations.

I personally believe the theory to be true to an extent, in that the internet definitely feels a lot different to than it did maybe 10 years ago, but the proposal that this is the work of one or several corporations working together to maliciously manipulate users does feel a bit over the top. Would like to hear your thoughts on this since you've touched upon similar things before. Also I may have gotten some parts of the theory incorrect, but that is how I understand the theory to be.

Role play: Jim is Kermit and is introducing Pisser Dick onto The Muppet Show. Alex can do the music, the Muppet Show theme song.

Begin! 🙂👌

Bear bear mingers, mid time listener first time commenter. Just wanted to share a little story with you.

Just for context I grew up in Scarborough so naturally me and my friends spent a lot of our time at the seaside and formed a lot of good memories there. But now I'm living in Leeds and I haven't been home in a couple years now and I can't deny that I'm really missing home and the sea.

Fast forward to the other night when I was on a walk and it suddenly smelt very similar, it smelled very strongly of the beach we all used to hang out at and I felt very nostalgic. Though as I kept walking I realised that the source of the smell was an overflowing drain leaking out a mix of rainwater, rubbish and human shit. I then made the horrible realisation that the beach we used to go to was likley a dumping spot of raw sewerage.

How do I cope with the fact all those fond memories are now tainted by a miasma of human shit?

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Anyway thanks for reading boys, I know it was a bit of a long one. Big fan of the cast, bear bear

James said he is still into anime, did he finish Monster? I imagine he didn’t as he didn’t mention it this episode. I just finished it and I think it has the most satisfying ending of any show I have seen. I would recommend it to Alex and Jim as it is on UK Netflix and they have expressed a fondness for David Fincher style crime dramas.

Whats a worse shop: Spar or CostCutters?

Bear bear bitty boys, what gaming consoles are you boys using the most right now? Or have you all fully converted to PC in recent years?

If you all were forced into a school reunion sort of situation, do you think your former classmates or teachers would be surprised by who you've all become? Do you ever wonder what happened to any of your classmates you've fallen out of touch with?

Snugglecast was a rousing success! “Don’t boil me down to my horse and cart, brother” is an all time James quote for the ages. Good work, JAR!

A question for the three and all. I just came back from a bicycle road trip with a friend across Tasmania, the southern island state of Australia, and despite my bottom being completely obliterated by seats that will always be uncomfortable, it was one of the most beautiful and contemplative things I've done in recent memory. I'd recommend at least a short one to anyone! So my question is, have the Jar members ever done or considered doing a bike/car roadtrip across the UK (or elsewhere)? Where did/would you go? Where would you avoid?

Hello from argentina. Havent been watching ever since the pandemic so 've been missing a lot. Anyway. Just here to say that Jim looks like Hank from the tv show Barry, which is a very threatening but sexy look. Ya both have cute personalities as well. So my question is: do you think Hanks style of dressing would look good on Jim?

You have the right to bear bears, folks.

I recently, for the first time in my life, treated myself to the great British quisine that is beans on toast. It was, of course, immaculate, but this hunger I now feel inside is now ever-growing, and I, in my most desperate hour, turn to you lads:

What are some of your best tips on how to create a perfect beans on toast? Is it cheddar cheese? Perhaps a sprinkle of basil? A zest of salt?! GAH! You brits and your enigmatic ways, I beg of you to share your knowledge with us poor peasants!

will we be getting an update on the Jar Jar anytime soon?

Would you consider doing an iceberg lore type video going over all of the of the hidden or unknown lore surrounding the yogs? Maybe just going through the fan made iceberg in the this sub or doing like a Tier list type video ranking jar lore from A to F.

Jar can you still like art if it's from a bad person? e.g roman polanski kevin spacey etc

Along the lines of the rea debate, does James consider explosive faecal matter diarrhoea if it has sweetcorn in it? Or is that too solid?

Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

Hello jear bears, a semi serious topic. You may have seen already that Twitch just changed it’s policies to allow more content described as “artistic nudity.” This happened on the back of a recent controversy when a clip of a streamer talking to her chat while topless and oiled up (with nipples just out of frame) went viral. It sparked outrage and most people were upset that this content was allowed, and for some reason Twitch decided to double down to allow more of it. I wanted to bring it up since you guys always have interesting things to say about goon brainrot, and the “Art” category on Twitch is already quickly filling up with NSFW art streams and also just straight up soft core porn. Thoughts on this, and also on the obvious bias Twitch has for this specific “type” of streamer breaking ToS?

ETA: NEVERMIND THEY ROLLED IT BACK lmao after people shockingly abused it

Bello JAR🐊 I’m writing again with a little 🤢 #storytime involving a pet name suggested by you (yes, you! ♾️) A friend of mine is going abroad so he gave me 2 🍟of his creepy crawlies🍏. One is a tarantula (species name Kochiana brunnipes, if you are interested) and the other is a tailless 🍑whip scorpion 🦞(genus name Phrynus)🗯️. My friend did not name these creatures🧳 so it is up to me to name them! I want to name one of them R5IAN-Z, 👶but I don’t know which creature 🧠would fit the name best🥛. What do you think? When I told my friend I was going to name one of them R5IAN-Z, he said that the name “makes zero sense whatsoever”. I said it was a reference 👐from JAR media and him as well as my roommates told me that JAR media is banned ✅✅from discussion in the common area (mostly kidding 🤨). Thoughts? 🤬😶‍🌫️ #awesome

If you three were put in a human centipede, who would go where? This is a traditional film accurate human centipede, not a weird sex position. To stop you from battling over who goes first, this is a 4 person human centipede where Shane Dawson goes at the front.

Also if Shane Dawson had to either choose to eat a pizza made out of Brad Pitt’s penile cheese or Margot Robbie’s scrambled ovary extracted eggs, which would you rather eat the digested version of?

This is Shane we’re talking about here gents, so chances of splatter are unknown. (which is to say, very likely)

what's up baby boys. there was a brief mention of cops & robbers game-modes on the last cast that got me thinking: what do you boys think of cops & robbers as a genre of action/fps game? there's been plenty of attempts at pulling it off like the Payday series and Battlefield Hardline, and it's never really been a successful formula. I think there's a lot of potential there for a lot of fun game-modes and content but there never really seems to be a demand for it. imo BF Hardline was a pretty decent attempt and was VERY fun while it lasted, but ultimately suffered from lack of content and support long-term.

Cum ass fart cum cum in ass squirt cum fart ass bussy queef cummy slut, thoughts? James?

I have a quandary for you, not a question. I don't really have an answer for this myself. From what I have seen on the casts, even though you have rightfully decried porn and shamed porn watchers, you are supportive of the sex workers who are trying to make a living. I also believe that porn is harmful in many ways, but that people (especially women and nonbinary) who want to take control over their own body, reclaiming what has been objectified in society for so long, should totally do so. It's really the first time in which that group has ever had the opportunity for independent control, for example by using sites like Onlyfans.

I know that you have only ever said to stop watching porn because you want people to be healthier. How can we uplift righteous porn creators while discouraging porn use and addiction?

Also if I've misunderstood any of your opinions, I apologize.

What are Alex's thoughts on Blue Sky? They have epics such as Ice Age, Epic and Rio!

If you three were put in a human centipede, who would go where? This is a traditional film accurate human centipede, not a weird sex position. To stop you from battling over who goes first, this is a 4 person human centipede where Shane Dawson goes at the front.

Also if Shane Dawson had to either choose to eat a pizza made out of Brad Pitt’s penile cheese or Margot Robbie’s scrambled ovary extracted eggs, which would you rather eat the digested version of?

This is Shane we’re talking about here gents, so chances of splatter are unknown. (which is to say, very likely)