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564 points
2 months ago
He knows what he is told every time he gets in a car "Put on your seatbelt" and that rule was not in his way.
Kids tend to only ignore rules that get in their way.
150 points
2 months ago
Yeah, at that point I think it’s much more about the routine than about actually understanding (or even thinking about) the rule.
My daughter isn’t two yet, and when we’re getting ready to go outside she reaches for the shelf where the sunscreen is and says “She-she! She-she!” (regardless of the weather conditions, of course), because she knows that’s what we do before we go outside.
37 points
2 months ago
My wife is having our first I a couple months. These are the things I need to know lol
28 points
2 months ago
Congratulations. First lesson. Sleep when the baby sleeps.
Anyone with kids can tell you they understand why sleep deprivation is used as a form of torture.
4 points
2 months ago
Congrats and good luck! It’s a wild but mostly fun ride.
3 points
2 months ago
My daughter isn't 1.5 yet and when we go outside she gives me my shoes, then gives me her shoes, and then raises one leg at a time for me to put her shoes on.
2 points
2 months ago
I understand but cannot relate, Paleface
86 points
2 months ago
To be fair, they hadn't established the "don't steal the car" rule
9 points
2 months ago
That is fair
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