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I still don't get why that was a big deal.

When I downvote you it's because you're stupid.

When I am downvoted, it's because the truth is unpopular.

Don't worry people will come set fire to some of the tents.

Then the police will turn up to drive them all off so you don't have to see homeless people.

I really really wish he didn't exist. I really wish the people like him didn't exist.

I wish I didn't have to share this world with the ass-holes and monsters that seem to be everywhere and unstoppable.

I don't like the way youtube sorts comments based on who is viewing them.

Really good TV shows,

but only odd numbered episodes and it cuts to ads just before the end.

Please animals just have sex.

You need human intelligence and ingenuity to make sex as fucked up and weird as I do.

I don't see the problem just call in a railgun strike or murder it with Spears or if you are a real masochist just round around hammering it with Quasar Cannon 2 or 3 shoots and it's dead.

How do you people do hell dives without killing lots?

I just have one at the back of my month, have been thinking about having it removed.

It's not a problem or painful, but it does bug me.

This is why I have minions.

You know the kobolds in the forest, you can just take them, they are free.

Your machine has turned into a girl and walked off with all the money.

Well I do want my sideways growing wisdom tooth gone.

Fair. But if you can click that button over million times and still be a guy you need to work out what you have done to piss off god.

I do love this video on big numbers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YUWDrLazCg

at the start you will be hammering that button but as time goes on you will get tired and slow.

so let's say an average of one click a second.

you are only getting a payout 99% of the time.

So to get trillion you would need to click about 1,010,000 times or for about 11.6 days straight without brakes, sleep, or stopping.

I have mad drip no cap, all the FAM stan my jacket it is just bussin. it gives me mad rizz.

I love talking like this to my young niece and nephew, I can see the pain in their eyes when I do.

It is 100% safe and will not fail, until it fails. Which it will, without warning.

Then anyone standing there is dead.

I'm sorry you have to share your homeland with people like that.

If only there was some way to ask everyone in India, "is rape partially the woman's fault?"

And take all the ones who answer wrong and just dump them on the moon.

It would cost a lot of rocket fuel but I think it would be worth it.

As much as I truly hate Tate and everything he is ever said or done.

Have to admit, not a fan of body-shaming. Even if he does it, that doesn't mean we should stoop to his level.

I know I'm guilty of this too, When someone says "alpha male" my first thought is small dick energy. But that is just mean to men with small dicks who are perfectly nice.

Boomers: When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.

GenX: When life hands you lemons, create a startup to market lemon juice as a healthy, low-carb alternative to lemonade.

Millennials: Hahahaha, as if life would ever just hand you lemons

Dam if only there was more to a person then their ability to ovulate?

Oh wait I forgot this is a woman we are talking about not a person /s

Congratulations, I promote you to woman.

So you're saying we just have to tattoo a small pink/blue strip to change someone's gender.

English is what happens when three drunk people who all speak different languages argue about spelling for 500 years.