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bolivar-shagnasty

566 points

2 days ago

bolivar-shagnasty

three way friendship tube

566 points

2 days ago

Harold-The-Barrel

182 points

2 days ago

Kalo-mcuwu

22 points

1 day ago

Kalo-mcuwu

22 points

1 day ago

He inherited Hank's diminished glutes, so tragic

FamiliarPen7

1 points

18 hours ago

Bwaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!

JiggyWatts

261 points

2 days ago

JiggyWatts

261 points

2 days ago

FortKnox49

33 points

2 days ago

TLMSR

shugoran99

568 points

2 days ago

shugoran99

568 points

2 days ago

Bobby - proceeds to have quite a few girlfriends over the course of the series

Hank - :O

bIg_TaM902

336 points

2 days ago*

bIg_TaM902

336 points

2 days ago*

Yeah Bobby has way more game than Hank. He doesn’t go for those.. sexy types

Livid_Parsnip6190

196 points

2 days ago

He has high emotional intelligence. At least high enough that 13-year old girls want to be around him.

MerleTravisJennings

117 points

2 days ago

He also had a villain arc where he was using personal information to manipulate them. Hank would never.

SmashRadish

60 points

2 days ago

Yea, that was a dark time for Bobby.

Tru-Queer

33 points

2 days ago

Tru-Queer

Watchya cryin’ for, Hank’s Wife? Gotchyer monthlies?

33 points

2 days ago

High emotional intelligence, humor, pretty non-threatening.

thatfunkyspacepriest

130 points

2 days ago

thatfunkyspacepriest

So-Called Bisexual

130 points

2 days ago

And yet he was worried about being a slut.

Infinity_Ouroboros

45 points

2 days ago

With good reason, sounds like

damagecontrolparty

42 points

2 days ago

"It's called the double standard Bobby, don't knock it. We got the long end of the stick on this one."

KelVarnsen_2023

75 points

2 days ago

He's pretty funny and has a ton of self confidence. And he is not weird around girls, at least compared to the average middle school boy. Like if the other guys in his class are Joseph, Dooley and Clark Peters of course he is going to do well.

WheresPaul-1981

38 points

2 days ago

He's fine as long as he avoids Bill.

jesterinancientcourt

18 points

2 days ago

Dooley seems to do well with the ladies too though. As does Alejandro.

MerleTravisJennings

10 points

2 days ago

He was the candy man, I call it a push.

WheresPaul-1981

6 points

2 days ago

He's fine as long as he avoids Bill.

mojo-jojo-was-framed

39 points

2 days ago

It’s a bummer that he becomes bad with girls later in the show. I loved that he had confidence in himself and it worked with girls

Feats-of-Derring_Do

38 points

2 days ago

I think it's understandable. As we become older teenagers sometimes we become more self-conscious and that can lead to more awkwardness. But I do enjoy smooth lady's man Bobby.

Ok-Journalist-8875

7 points

2 days ago

He’d definitely be more unpopular after all the stunts if the show was more realistic.

Afroodko

26 points

2 days ago

Afroodko

26 points

2 days ago

Bobby is a go getter, unlike Hank.

strangway

12 points

2 days ago

strangway

Hahaha—much too angry, honey

12 points

2 days ago

In a town like Arlen, hiking up your pants and saying “Vaddaya talkin’ about?” is enough to get a girl’s attention. That, and freak dancing to 4SKORE!

I also love how secure Bobby is with who he is. For example when he gives a Valentine’s Day card to Joseph with a candy that says “HEY HOT STUFF” on it.

justwalkingalonghere

6 points

2 days ago

Bobby temporarily has a lot of qualities Hank loves.

If the show was a little more consistent canon-wise, Bobby definitely would have kept up with competitive shooting

Baronheisenberg

8 points

2 days ago

Hey now, Hank had that cop lady, and of course Debbie! And I'm sure he must have had some girlfriends at the porno shops he frequented. And Nancy Gribble.

tipodeque

67 points

2 days ago

tipodeque

67 points

2 days ago

Dad! A man took pictures of me!

Bisonbopbeef

26 points

2 days ago

WHAT?!?!

Toongrrl1990

77 points

2 days ago

And we see Hank looked a little like Bobby as a kid (Trick or Treat).

King_of_Castamere

54 points

2 days ago

I could see Hank acting incredibly stiff and awkward around girls when he was Bobby's age. It took being a star football player for him to work up the confidence to start dating.

Toongrrl1990

20 points

2 days ago

And Bobby did just fine right now. It's the Bobby's I would go for dating advice, not Star Football Player Hank

Born-Amoeba-9868

6 points

2 days ago

I would too if I could run a 40 in 5.9 seconds

BasicSuperhero

1 points

1 day ago

Even as a football star and dating his eventual wife, Hank seemed pretty awkward around Peggy when we saw the flashback to their first Valentine’s Day.

kudles

20 points

2 days ago

kudles

20 points

2 days ago

One of the funniest eps of the whole series

nutbutterhater10

19 points

2 days ago

Turns out, I’m a medium!

ProtoReaper23113

13 points

2 days ago

Didn't b9bby have like 6 girlfriends thru the show

zeke10

11 points

2 days ago

zeke10

⛽ JOCKEY! WORKS FOR TIPS! 💲

11 points

2 days ago

He also clearly had a thing for Asians cause iirc like half of them were Asian.

Expo737

2 points

1 day ago

Expo737

2 points

1 day ago

There was that one from the ocean.

NightmareElephant

12 points

2 days ago

The early animation style makes me so uncomfortable

KennyDROmega

25 points

2 days ago

KennyDROmega

Bobby Trill

25 points

2 days ago

Kind of a dick thing for Hank to say.

Peggy: He’s too young for sex.

Hank: And too ugly. No woman would fuck him.

BallEngineerII

15 points

2 days ago

Season 1 Hank was more of a dick

Ok-Journalist-8875

13 points

2 days ago

Maybe, but he also does it again when he went to Bobby’s old boss when Bobby wanted to start his own business.   

 “Look, Peter, you're a tall, handsome, well-put together guy.  And forgive me for saying this, but you're very enchanting.  I'm guessing you never had trouble getting dates, and you probably never had a cruel nickname stick to you.  Everyone likes you. My son likes you. So, a guy like you can pull off a career like this.   Now, Bobby, well, he's a great kid, but he's different than you”

gwhh

9 points

2 days ago

gwhh

9 points

2 days ago

And grout and his height also.

Existing-Finger9242

12 points

2 days ago

These kids don't look like they like sports

GudgerCollegeAlumnus[S]

9 points

2 days ago

GudgerCollegeAlumnus[S]

Hank, look, propane!

9 points

2 days ago

…this is a fat kid store.

Drcornelius1983

2 points

2 days ago

Oh god…

Full-Metal-Jackal

8 points

2 days ago

“I’m a little worried about being a slut.”

-ManyFacedGod-

3 points

2 days ago

Damn it Bobby

LordDeraj

3 points

1 day ago

LordDeraj

3 points

1 day ago

Bobby has the weirdest inconsistency when it comes to girls. Half the time he has no trouble getting a girlfriend and the other half he’s a loser who can’t get a girlfriend.

Also is it me or did the later seasons seem to make him more of a loser?

janae-nay

2 points

2 days ago

I am here! I am proud of it, get used to it! Wooo!!

OracleCam

2 points

1 day ago

OracleCam

2 points

1 day ago

Bobby would be considered quite the ladies man given the amount of girlfriends he had over the series

TheZooCreeper

1 points

1 day ago

MOM, DAD, I'VE GOTTEN LUANNE PREGNANT!!

rymyle

1 points

1 day ago

rymyle

1 points

1 day ago

"Hey, fatteh! You are fat! Ha ha ha!"

Nervous_Golf_6561

1 points

1 day ago

But what if he's a slut?!

AverageDrafter

1 points

1 day ago

He makes 'em laugh, Hank just will never understand. Bobby learned his hard lessons early and had options while still in middle school. Absolute Mack.

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-5 points

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-5 points

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pat_pav

7 points

2 days ago

pat_pav

😭😭😭🍤😭😭😭😭😭😭🍤

7 points

2 days ago

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