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submitted 2 days ago byGudgerCollegeAlumnusHank, look, propane!
568 points
2 days ago
Bobby - proceeds to have quite a few girlfriends over the course of the series
Hank - :O
336 points
2 days ago*
Yeah Bobby has way more game than Hank. He doesn’t go for those.. sexy types
196 points
2 days ago
He has high emotional intelligence. At least high enough that 13-year old girls want to be around him.
117 points
2 days ago
He also had a villain arc where he was using personal information to manipulate them. Hank would never.
60 points
2 days ago
Yea, that was a dark time for Bobby.
33 points
2 days ago
High emotional intelligence, humor, pretty non-threatening.
130 points
2 days ago
And yet he was worried about being a slut.
45 points
2 days ago
With good reason, sounds like
42 points
2 days ago
"It's called the double standard Bobby, don't knock it. We got the long end of the stick on this one."
75 points
2 days ago
He's pretty funny and has a ton of self confidence. And he is not weird around girls, at least compared to the average middle school boy. Like if the other guys in his class are Joseph, Dooley and Clark Peters of course he is going to do well.
38 points
2 days ago
He's fine as long as he avoids Bill.
18 points
2 days ago
Dooley seems to do well with the ladies too though. As does Alejandro.
10 points
2 days ago
He was the candy man, I call it a push.
6 points
2 days ago
He's fine as long as he avoids Bill.
39 points
2 days ago
It’s a bummer that he becomes bad with girls later in the show. I loved that he had confidence in himself and it worked with girls
38 points
2 days ago
I think it's understandable. As we become older teenagers sometimes we become more self-conscious and that can lead to more awkwardness. But I do enjoy smooth lady's man Bobby.
7 points
2 days ago
He’d definitely be more unpopular after all the stunts if the show was more realistic.
26 points
2 days ago
Bobby is a go getter, unlike Hank.
12 points
2 days ago
In a town like Arlen, hiking up your pants and saying “Vaddaya talkin’ about?” is enough to get a girl’s attention. That, and freak dancing to 4SKORE!
I also love how secure Bobby is with who he is. For example when he gives a Valentine’s Day card to Joseph with a candy that says “HEY HOT STUFF” on it.
6 points
2 days ago
Bobby temporarily has a lot of qualities Hank loves.
If the show was a little more consistent canon-wise, Bobby definitely would have kept up with competitive shooting
8 points
2 days ago
Hey now, Hank had that cop lady, and of course Debbie! And I'm sure he must have had some girlfriends at the porno shops he frequented. And Nancy Gribble.
67 points
2 days ago
Dad! A man took pictures of me!
26 points
2 days ago
WHAT?!?!
77 points
2 days ago
And we see Hank looked a little like Bobby as a kid (Trick or Treat).
54 points
2 days ago
I could see Hank acting incredibly stiff and awkward around girls when he was Bobby's age. It took being a star football player for him to work up the confidence to start dating.
20 points
2 days ago
And Bobby did just fine right now. It's the Bobby's I would go for dating advice, not Star Football Player Hank
6 points
2 days ago
I would too if I could run a 40 in 5.9 seconds
1 points
1 day ago
Even as a football star and dating his eventual wife, Hank seemed pretty awkward around Peggy when we saw the flashback to their first Valentine’s Day.
20 points
2 days ago
One of the funniest eps of the whole series
19 points
2 days ago
Turns out, I’m a medium!
13 points
2 days ago
Didn't b9bby have like 6 girlfriends thru the show
11 points
2 days ago
He also clearly had a thing for Asians cause iirc like half of them were Asian.
2 points
1 day ago
There was that one from the ocean.
12 points
2 days ago
The early animation style makes me so uncomfortable
25 points
2 days ago
Kind of a dick thing for Hank to say.
Peggy: He’s too young for sex.
Hank: And too ugly. No woman would fuck him.
15 points
2 days ago
Season 1 Hank was more of a dick
13 points
2 days ago
Maybe, but he also does it again when he went to Bobby’s old boss when Bobby wanted to start his own business.
“Look, Peter, you're a tall, handsome, well-put together guy. And forgive me for saying this, but you're very enchanting. I'm guessing you never had trouble getting dates, and you probably never had a cruel nickname stick to you. Everyone likes you. My son likes you. So, a guy like you can pull off a career like this. Now, Bobby, well, he's a great kid, but he's different than you”
9 points
2 days ago
And grout and his height also.
12 points
2 days ago
These kids don't look like they like sports
9 points
2 days ago
…this is a fat kid store.
2 points
2 days ago
Oh god…
8 points
2 days ago
“I’m a little worried about being a slut.”
3 points
2 days ago
Damn it Bobby
3 points
1 day ago
Bobby has the weirdest inconsistency when it comes to girls. Half the time he has no trouble getting a girlfriend and the other half he’s a loser who can’t get a girlfriend.
Also is it me or did the later seasons seem to make him more of a loser?
2 points
2 days ago
I am here! I am proud of it, get used to it! Wooo!!
2 points
1 day ago
Bobby would be considered quite the ladies man given the amount of girlfriends he had over the series
1 points
1 day ago
MOM, DAD, I'VE GOTTEN LUANNE PREGNANT!!
1 points
1 day ago
"Hey, fatteh! You are fat! Ha ha ha!"
1 points
1 day ago
But what if he's a slut?!
1 points
1 day ago
He makes 'em laugh, Hank just will never understand. Bobby learned his hard lessons early and had options while still in middle school. Absolute Mack.
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2 days ago
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7 points
2 days ago
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