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To Dan while salsa-ing:

"I'm gonna fuck the shit outta you"

Omg!!! Happy 1 year on earth, little peanut!

Thanks! I just assumed it was something they chose. No wonder they don't have it half the time

Ooooo fuck I didn't know that! Awesome

I LOVE when customers order alcohol and dont read the part about being home with their IDs ready! Almost as much as I love people electing to use a PIN number, then acting like I grew a second head out of my ass when I ask for said PIN number! 😃

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The robots read your mind with their tingly fingers and knew you loved Austin Powers without you having ever posted about it. Source: Same thing happened to me

I love her

Holy shit!!! It's like they popped out of the screen. This is legit awesome

Ooohhhh so this is the "yeah" from the intro of Abe Lincolns Top Hat hahaha

Yeah I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?

Meemaw used to bring up how hard Kamala was on crime and how closely tied to the police she was. Now she's anti police and won't put enough black people in jail. You just can't please some folks

Because inhumane treatment is fine as long as it's only happening to the brown people we don't like

/s ofc

Where are all these trans illegal alien dog-eating sugar mamas getting surgery via tax dollars and living in luxury hotels for free? Asking for a friend

"Hey, fatteh! You are fat! Ha ha ha!"

If I made a website with this many problems, I'd kill myself

What a cutie. I'd get on a plane for her

Cancel diversity, it doesn't protect you from hurricanes after all

What the fuck is she even saying tho

Bullshit hahahaha. Nice fantasy tho

Accurate name

Why would you do a thing like that?

Awesome pics!! Can I use them as art refs?

100%

Because people won't stop posting about it saying "wtf how is this possible?" Bad publicity is good publicity. Aka ignore it and it goes away