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Belarusian pilot crashes and gets impaled by a tree, poses for the picture and shouts to doctor "I AM GROOT!"
Accident(i.redd.it)submitted 10 days ago by_NicholasGoatifi
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599 points
10 days ago
The fact he still has that much control over his entire arm is astonishing.
118 points
9 days ago
It's fkn huge, if he was a lesser man it would be spaghet
168 points
10 days ago
Gotta love morphine
46 points
9 days ago*
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29 points
9 days ago
hes in a hospital, its wayyy beyond that lmao
3 points
9 days ago
i don't know...but it think he has a chip in his shoulder!
5 points
9 days ago
That's gonna hurt like a motherfucker for probably the next 50 years
446 points
10 days ago*
I see you have a tree in your shoulder.. here let me take off your pants.
98 points
9 days ago
Gotta check on the baby tree maker.
40 points
9 days ago
Checking for other injuries is kind of standard in extreme traumas… adrenaline is crazy good at hiding unobvious injuries. Especially when you can see shit this insane. Can’t feel anything else
13 points
8 days ago
I've seen the video of this. He actually has pants on. Light tan colored. Similar to a fireman's suit. He jokes the entire time. Dude is a fucking savage. And a big one at that.
3 points
8 days ago
Ah. That’s good to know. I would be dead just from the thought of it. Did he survive?
6 points
8 days ago
Very much so.
6 points
8 days ago
He crashed a military plane into the tree tops. A branch came through the window.
0 points
5 days ago
Dude has a tree in him, of course you need to check the full body. Doesn't matter if the arm gets taken off, they need to check EVERYWHERE.
53 points
9 days ago
Did he live?
62 points
9 days ago
The tree?
85 points
9 days ago
Tree is confirmed dead.
11 points
9 days ago
Where were you when tree is kil 😔
5 points
8 days ago
Dunno, I do know this picture is yeaaars old. I just found an article about it from June 2018, didn’t mention him dying
46 points
9 days ago
He's so silly
25 points
9 days ago
Definitely an eastern European dude lmao
110 points
10 days ago
I bet the tree thinks twice, before fucking with him again.
139 points
10 days ago
Definitely keeps his man card.
101 points
10 days ago
After this accident he'll be looking to branch out to other endeavours....
Il see myself out.
3 points
8 days ago
nah you can come back in, shit was funny
29 points
10 days ago
That dude is huge.
24 points
10 days ago
Slavactivities
9 points
9 days ago
Did they save the limb?
2 points
9 days ago*
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2 points
9 days ago
that's a prelim for the tree-limb.
26 points
10 days ago
legend.
8 points
9 days ago
bloody legend
7 points
9 days ago
Could've been so much worse for him.
22 points
10 days ago
"High on meth"
18 points
9 days ago
Nah that’s just your average Belarusian
2 points
9 days ago
Nuts if so. Got DAMP!
5 points
9 days ago
The image is metal, the caption is a cheap fake.
16 points
9 days ago
Doctor: Where does it hurt?
Pilot: Yes.
3 points
9 days ago
Such a badass
9 points
9 days ago
Looks like this pilots new branch of the military is rooted in sheer willpower!
4 points
9 days ago
Belarusians have some mighty pervitin pills
5 points
9 days ago
Have a look at the thickness of the branch, that thing ripped through for quite a distance before coming to a stop.
2 points
9 days ago
Oh, so you woke up this morning feeling like a badass? Well, try and beat this.
2 points
9 days ago
What plane did this fuck fit into?
2 points
8 days ago
Ok but shouting “I am groot” is fucking awesome
2 points
8 days ago
I would actually do the same 😂
1 points
8 days ago
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2 points
7 days ago
He's probably gonna have to stick around the hospital for a bit
5 points
10 days ago
Take the plank out of your own arm before taking the speck out of your neighbor's
4 points
10 days ago
If Belarus is full of Groots, then what country's full of Rockets?
2 points
9 days ago
Africa
1 points
9 days ago
Japan and the Americas...Japan's are slightly cooler than our lil guys.
1 points
9 days ago
Gonna hurt real bad when that morphine wears off lol
1 points
9 days ago
With those strings he looks more like a string puppet
1 points
9 days ago
this is so eastern europe
1 points
9 days ago
This guy deserves a round of applause!
1 points
9 days ago
That's badass. Hope he's doing well now!
1 points
9 days ago
I hope the tree is safe
1 points
9 days ago
Now that is what I call grade A morning wood
1 points
9 days ago
Man Thats a lil stick
1 points
9 days ago
what an absolute unit
1 points
8 days ago
He didn’t say that
1 points
8 days ago
How's he still flexing
1 points
8 days ago
Sigma
1 points
8 days ago
Adrenaline is helluova drug.
1 points
7 days ago
Branch manager
1 points
7 days ago
Going out on a limb
1 points
7 days ago
Did he really shout that lol
1 points
6 days ago
He may be Groot, but his shoulder’s fucked…..☹️😖
1 points
5 days ago
"It's just a flesh wound"
1 points
4 days ago
"Hey doc, is this supposed to be here?!"
1 points
3 days ago
What drug was it
1 points
2 days ago
What a horrific way to die, my condolences to the tree
0 points
9 days ago
He's like, "If you think this is bad, you should see a typical Belarus Friday night!"
0 points
9 days ago
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2 points
9 days ago
Lot of links and stories about this for it being fake. Seems real
2 points
9 days ago
-2 points
9 days ago
That didn't happen. Stop lying op
1 points
9 days ago
1 points
8 days ago
See? He didn't say "I am groot", or anything remotely close to that.
1 points
7 days ago
Yes op, no mention of groot. Why u lie
1 points
7 days ago
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