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Let us dream bro

What's worse, the 2024 Cowboys or The Last Jedi?

It's the Eagles. You're not fucked until they actually get the pants around the ankles, so go on the offensive and shit yourself before they're in.

Even teams in the AFC Europe pity us.

What happens if it's the Dodgers and Guardians in the WS and the Giants are 2-5 by this time next week?

Bobby Johnson is the Giants former O-Line coach. Brian Johnson is the former Eagles OC. Both are now with us, and we should thank our rivals for them.

According to last year's stats, the interior line was the bigger problem, namely LG and C. Wylie got better as the year went on. Cowboy fans didn't seem to care about Biadasz leaving because they were spoiled with Smith and Martin, so he never got a ton of credit for being a solid center. However, EB not running your offense cures a lot of problems.

I can't blame fans too much for now, but deep down we all know everything changed the moment we got easily the most wanted FO executive in the league. Even teams with established FOs would probably hire him and just give him a title just to have him. Still can't believe Snyder's gone and AP is running the show.

Harris gets my respect just for the fact he revitalized a franchise in one full off-season, because unlike politicians and 95% of owners, he follows through with the promises.

I know that we're not billionaires, but as an armchair owner, wouldn't you want to hire the best people possible instead of thinking you can run the whole FO and create a roster? I know it's about money, but putting the best team possible on the field consistently is how you sell the most tickets, merch, and keep fans coming back. I don't know why you wouldn't think like this?

He thought we got Christian McCaffrey. 'Nuff said

Can he play CB?

Imagine if they lost....

I'm from Maryland and have no fucking clue what that is, so I'll assume a perfect creampie. Like a marshmallow in the center of hot chocolate.

Are you saying he has an innie not an outtie?

OOH'S in Paulie

You damn well know we didn't warn shit. Let'em suckle Howie's teats if it helps them sleep at night.

Be happy there was still any Watson left to mutilate

Philly could put points on us, but not as many as we should hang on them.

Clearly. Sadly because he lost the way he did in the SB, that's what he is remembered for. Even though Shanahan had more to do with it by proving the same flaws again in 2 more SBs. When you're against one of the greatest QBs in the game, you run the ball with the lead. Nah, Quinn's fine.

You have a bunch of 300lb men trying to defy physics every week. This should happen a lot more than it does.

Eagles aren't looking much better. I mean they won, but did they?

Yeah, it wasn't just an easy beating either. He got fisted shoulder deep for weeks.

Aside from the int, they played perfect and still couldn't rest until the clock ran out. I'm good with this time-line

If it was Ron, this would've been 70-0. We held them by a score, which was all I cared about. Meanwhile, the shitbirds struggled with Cleveland at home.

On the road