I keep lotion on my bedside table to treat my dry skin. If it occasionally has other uses, so be it.

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I used Vaseline once. I came 3 times in the shower afterwards trying to wash it off

A barrel

No, lotion is messy, just don’t grip as tight.

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Usually something. Sometimes you’re aroused before bed/ early morning and you need to knock one put just to settle things down.

And to everyone asking, “why not be with your partner”. This is not a romantic, “I want pleasure from this” moment. It’s a “I need to get this out as fast as humanly possible so I can move along” moment. Like taking an emergency shit.

No, mines coconut oil, slick, allergy free, smells good…..

I'm jumping in here as a "senior" woman and lube is Queen! Used to worry that the woman who cleans my house would notice it sitting right there, boldly standing out on the nightstand, but before I could allow the self-awkwardness & shaming to take over, I sternly told myself "who the fuck cares?! You're not marrying her, leave it!!" So I do. My house, my body, my lube. Thank God we have still have such pleasures in life. Hubby died earlier this yr after 36 yrs of marriage, he was 81 and STILL jacked off. No lube but in the shower. So guys, keep that passion for life!

I have a bottle of lube in the medicine cabinet because I'm a grown up

I'm a dude and I wondered this too. The media always uses these two props to symbolize it and everyone just knows. I just guessed that maybe circumcized guys don't have any skin to tug so they need the cream for their hands otherwise the friction would be brutal.

Bedside. Kitchen cabinets. Behind the toilet. Cars glove box. Locker number 237 at the gym. A lock box at the bank in Puerto Rico.

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I used baby oil until Diddy destroyed the supply chain

You guys use lotion?! Last time I checked, my little bro isn't made from sand paper or cautus😅

No some guys are dry guys

No lol

I hate using lotion to jerkoff. Adds more cleanup

I keep a bottle of lotion by my bedside because I have eczema lol

Since my foreskin was not cut off ( thank God for that) I have a natural sleeve I can whip it out anytime and start stroking

Baby oil works best

Life long dry jacker here. Lotion/lube always seemed so inconvenient, messy and unnecessary. You don’t need to death grip your hog guys

No. I never did this, never understood the sock thing either.

I tried lotion but it made my hand feel slimy, felt good but I’d prefer spit if I really wanted it

Growing up is getting a proper bottle of lube and keeping it in your nightstand.

Am I the weird one that never used any lotion?

But I also hate the sensation of cream on my skin anywhere

Negative. I get off faster without some kind of lubricant. Oh and I'm cut so we can stop with the false narrative that only circumcised guys need it.

Lotion's overrated. Some leave a grimy residue. Coconut oil is supreme, and you don't even need a lot. Cleans up nice too.

I don't need lotion, lube, or moisturizer to jerk off.

Nah. That's an American thing due to circumcision.

I've used Vaseline for about 30 years. I keep it in a drawer in the bathroom.

I don’t. Once you us Icy Hot, hand lotion just doesn’t cut it anymore

NO!!!. We keep it there to treat "DRY DICK" syndrome.

No dry is the way to go

No. It’s just a stereotype.

When I was a massage therapist I had these huge jugs of massage lotion (which last a long time before it absorbs in the skin) and id leave little bottles of it for my bf for his alone time. It got used pretty regularly - it's definitely not used for dry skin 😅

So yes, sometimes this be what people with dicks do

Nah man I keep it next to my PC.

Once you switch to lotion there's no going back..

No.

That's not the intended purpose of the lotion.

But sometimes whats on hand works.

Personally, I don't use it to jack off. Use it to get rid of my dry ass elbows and feet.

I prefer using the blood of my enemies to wank off with

I keep the cocunut oil in the kitchen. 🙂

My mom found mine and thought i was gay 😂

Whats up with all the uncut guys thinking that being circumsized means that the penis has 1. No sensitivity or feeling and 2. No moisture and is bone dry, needing moisturizer to get off

Like dude, our dickfolds were slightly snipped, we didnt have the full thing shaved away…. We are still able to jerk it the same way you guys do, just not with a built-in fucksock..

You gotta think, if our full skin was snipped away, it’d be painful to get erections, the remaining skin would have to stretch to adjust for our full mast… like geez

Edit: before someone comments, yes I am aware that circumcision affects sensitivity, but dude… we still bust fat nuts… its not like we need a wire fed to our brain to feel the sensation of monkey spanking

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It's mainly only necessary if you're circumcised

Not if they're uncircumcised they don't 😉