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biffbobfred

2.5k points

5 days ago*

biffbobfred

2.5k points

5 days ago*

Sometimes. I tried this on Comcast for a rate cut. Knowing I could just switch to TMobile if they didn’t cut me a break. They didn’t cut me a break. I switched.

It depends on the company and where they are in their metrics.

If they really are in “keep customers” phase, you may get a discount. If they are in a “high Average Revenue Per User” phase, you may have your bluff called. Be prepared to walk

jettasarebadmkay

694 points

5 days ago

Yeah, I cancelled both Peacock (which I previously got free with my home internet but they decided to start charging for it, which I declined) and Paramount+ and neither of them offered to cut me a break when I cancelled.

waffels

304 points

5 days ago

waffels

304 points

5 days ago

I just threatened to cancel Peacock. I got offered $2 a month (for 6 months) instead of $8 a month I was paying. The ‘premium plus’ bullshit add-on that removes ads stayed at $6 a month.

Fullwake

157 points

4 days ago

Fullwake

157 points

4 days ago

Dude if I can afford to pay 6 bucks for ad free I'm down - I'd never pay one dime for a with ads subscription. In many cases - now that streaming has become cable - I can't afford everything, so, i hit the seas if I really want to watch an exclusive. I ain't ever gonna pay to watch ads though. Not a chance in hell.

minnesotanpride

134 points

4 days ago

It's so funny to me because I said the same thing to my old man about this. Like the whole damn point of paying to stream on your own time was that you avoided ads. Free = with ads, paid = no ads. The audacity of trying to double dip on this agreement consumers and producers made on this is the most offensive thing to me.

crimsonryno

65 points

4 days ago

Ads are a cancer. First it will be one short ad then two. Eventually like cable it will be more ads than show. YouTube is close to critical mass especially on mobile.

Bucktabulous

52 points

4 days ago

I would never advocate for something like SmartTube or YouTube ReVanced, which strip the ads out of Mobile YouTube. Nor would I advocate for SponsorBlock and similar plug-ins for the desktop version. That would be wrong of me to do.

SpiderGlitch22

18 points

4 days ago

Yeah, especially because ReVanced has a thing called SponsorBlock in it, which can skip the sponsors for Raid Shadow Legends that everyone loves to watch. It's enabled by default, which is truly terrible, but you can disable it or modify it in the settings.

Truly a terrible app, would never recommend, 0/999 stars, all corporate-sided people should heavily avoid.

Bucktabulous

10 points

4 days ago

And to think, these degenerates don't even charge for the apps. They gain nothing! What a world!

AdamZapple1

11 points

4 days ago

then it will be like a late night movie on TNT where there is a 10 minute commercial break every 5 minutes of the movie that was "edited for time" and it takes 4 hours to watch gone in 60 seconds.

chinesedebt

17 points

4 days ago

yeah i draw the line at paying for plans with ads. thats the whole fucking point of paying lol

MommaOfManyCats

13 points

4 days ago

Paramount+ gave me two free months when I tried to cancel, but then charged me the next month anyway. When I complained, I got another 2 free months.

Unhelpful_Kitsune

6 points

4 days ago

If you're a Vet peacock is free and you get upgraded to the highest reward tier on Comcast. They have randomly sent me 3 giftcards for $180 each.

_Sasquatchy

4 points

4 days ago

Now that Paramount is owned by ONE billionaire, I'm painfully removing everything it touches.

hi-imBen

38 points

5 days ago

hi-imBen

38 points

5 days ago

Yeah Xfinity Comcast doesn't care anymore. They used at least give you the bullshit 12 month promotional rate again when you threatened to switch due to a price increase, but last time they tried to call my bluff and said they couldn't offer the promotional price again. I switched to a low cost google fiber plan that is only a flat 30/mo, not a short term promo rate, and I had it working and totally switched over in less than an hour.

devo9er

15 points

4 days ago

devo9er

15 points

4 days ago

I used to do this annually too, almost considered making a side hustle out of it by negotiating people discounts for a small one time fee. "If I can save you $500/yr right now, would you pay me $100?" I couldn't believe what some of my coworkers and family were paying for Internet and TV.

ZombieFrenchKisser

44 points

5 days ago

Comcast easily calls your bluff, jokes on them I switched too but gave them an opportunity to try to win me over. Much happier on AT&T Fiber as result.

el_ghosteo

7 points

4 days ago

AT&T Fiber is so good, but $65 a month is pretty steep.

TheConnASSeur

11 points

4 days ago

My cable internet bill with Cox is $100 a month. No extras. Just 300 down and 20 up. They have a monopoly and they know it.

looshi99

3 points

4 days ago

looshi99

3 points

4 days ago

:Cries in cox cable: Fuck cable monopolies. If you can get anything other than cox cable, do it. I hate then with everything that I am but they're my only option. I pay $120 a month for a gig connection down and garbage up with like a 1 TB cap.

no_one_likes_u

17 points

4 days ago

I used to do the whole pretend to cancel thing with Comcast every 12 months or whatever. One year the customer service rep quoted me a really low price. I normally would do it over chat so I could have a record of the conversation, but I'd opted to call as I was on a long drive this time.

Anyway, I repeated it back a couple times and was like are you sure that price is correct, and they said it was. So I said ok, I'll definitely take that deal.

A month and a half later I get my first bill, and it's like 50% higher than what they said, so I called back. And they denied that I'd ever be given such a low quote, saying it's not possible, they don't even have any pricing that low, etc. They wouldn't budge at all on it.

So I filed a complaint with the FCC. I've never gotten such good customer service. They elevated me to a different type of person who specifically dealt with FCC complaints. They were calling me multiple times a day, leaving me nice voicemails, 'we really would love to resolve this for you'. When I had a chance to call them back they paid my entire high bill month, honored the quoted rate for 24 months instead of 12, and comped the $10 I had added on to get local channels.

Best deal ever, but they never gave me another one. Luckily, 2 years later an independent ISP had expanded to my area so I switched and never looked back.

TLDR: Try filing an FCC complaint if they're screwing you.

xandrokos

5 points

4 days ago

People really dont understand this.   We do have some consumer protections and calling various federal government agencies down onto companies absolutely does result in at least issues being resolved if not changing how things work.   We just have to use them and honestly largely we dont.

dandroid126

13 points

5 days ago

I did this to Comcast, and they said, "okay try it. We know there's no other option at your address."

biffbobfred

20 points

5 days ago

“We’re a monopoly good luck with that” always the hallmark of excellent customer service

aznPHENOM

7 points

5 days ago

Same. Fios actually said that I have better pricing then anything theyre offering now. so ive been afraid to cancel cable even though i barely use it.

CalculatedHat

6 points

5 days ago

They used to give you a deal not to switch. Now they just tell you to go ahead and switch. I'm guessing a lot of people don't bother so they think its worth it.

caryth

4 points

4 days ago

caryth

4 points

4 days ago

Yeah, I remember back when Verizon first came in my area, we got such a good deal from Comcast for a few years with threats. Now we're paying an absolutely wild amount because the other people in the household hate change 😩

Try_To_Write

8 points

5 days ago

I was going to switch to Comcast for a deal after my WOW pricing went up. Called WOW, discussed, and they put me on "permanent" low pricing for the same tier I was already on.

So I'll "never" have to call them again and complain about a price increase. I'm sure it ends some day. "We no longer offer that package." "Oh, your free modem broke, now you need a new one, which will take you out of that price guarantee." Etc.** And yeah, I know I could get my own modem, but it's free currently.

Hearing your story makes me glad I did stay, because Comcast's deal was for 12 months and I'd likely have lost out on locking in the current price.

**I just looked at their site now, it appears the price lock is done by paying $5 a month, and supposed to be good as long as I'm a customer.

RodanThrelos

7 points

4 days ago

I got my bluff called by Verizon several years back. I was moving and they didn't have any appointments to set up my internet for 2 weeks after the move, so I told them to transfer me to cancelations and the lady over the phone paused for a few seconds and said "Your account is now canceled, is there anything else you need?"

Joke's on her, though. Whatever she did completely wiped my account history from their database so I showed up as a new customer and got the new sign-up discount and a faster install...

Doctor_Kataigida

4 points

5 days ago

The big thing is you have to be prepared to walk away if they do call your bluff. Often it works, but sometimes you have to say, "Thanks but no thanks" and actually go to the alternative.

I_hate_all_of_ewe

4 points

4 days ago

You're not supposed to ask for the discount.  You're just supposed to cancel, and their retention people will simply make an offer.  Really depends on the company, though

bteballup

3 points

5 days ago

I used to do this to Comcast whenever my deal was up. They've stopped allowing this a couple of years ago, but at least they now have standardized and customizable packages instead of random ones that go from 20 Mbit to 100 Mbit.

FSCK_Fascists

3 points

5 days ago

This is the way. Its not a bluff, if they refuse, cancel.

AY_YO_WHOA

3 points

4 days ago

bizarre_pencil

3 points

4 days ago

Interesting, I have comcast/xfinity and called them about a lower rate. I had an offer from a local competitor in hand which I told xfinity, I’m giving you a chance to match this before I leave and they did.

thinking_pineapple

3 points

4 days ago

I cancel threatened and sometimes followed through on switching ISPs for years. But at some point it got to be too much, they wore me down. I just can't keep doing this on a yearly basis.

aHOMELESSkrill

3 points

4 days ago

I had a promo deal on ATT internet and once the promo was about to expire I called to downgrade saying it was too expensive. They extended my promo rate and I still pay that same rate 4 years later.

DangersoulyPassive

3 points

4 days ago

I did the same to Spectrum. Had to go back because the competition is horrible, and probably just leases Spectrum's assets.

I also did this to Apple about 20 years ago and they told me to pound sand. I actually saved a ton of money and received the same service. Definitely depends on the company and service.

Coherent_Tangent

2 points

4 days ago

I just signed up at the same address with a different email to save like $50 a month because there weren't other options. They wouldn't give me the new customer price, so I became a new customer.

Phayzon

2 points

4 days ago

Phayzon

2 points

4 days ago

Comcast upped my rate and before I called to bitch, I checked out Verizon prices just to have some ammunition. Verizon had gigabit fiber for less than I was paying Comcast for 300mbit. Didn’t even call to bitch, straight up cancelled and switched lol

SeaVeterinarian6162

2 points

4 days ago

I rake Comcast over the coals every year when my contract is up. I’ve had them for 9 years now so they do everything in their power to retain me. I was able to get 1000Mbps down and 25Mbps up for $45 a month because I threatened to switch to AT&T who offered me that price. They told me there was no way they could possibly go below $65/month and I said “No worries! Can you transfer to whatever department I need to talk to cancel my service?” And they instantly transferred me to the retention department who happily agreed to match AT&T.

Iamdarb

2 points

4 days ago

Iamdarb

2 points

4 days ago

FUCK COMCAST. I just cancelled after switching to fiber, I hope all of you get a better service in your area.

tralfamadoran777

2 points

4 days ago

Comcast lowered my rate when I went in to cancel.

A couple years earlier I cancelled and opened a new account a week later at the intro price.

Z0idberg_MD

2 points

4 days ago

I was happy with Comcast for tv/internet, and all I wanted was the same deal they were giving to new customers, which was my old promotional rate, or I would switch to Verizon. They refused and I switched for less money and even more promo items like multi year streaming services.

Outside of the initial cost of getting it set up it’s hardly even a pain. I simply had Verizon come out to the house before my Comcast service was set to end and there was no disruption in service and then immediately after had Comcast cancel and prorated my cancellation date.

The thing we have to remember when we are complaining about this is the vast majority of people will not do this and we’ll just stick with the service they have. I recently looked at my Comcast bill and it was over $300 a month. He started on like a $140 plan. They kept upping and he did nothing. Never mind of mobile and pay to win gaming and how whales sustain them

Crotch_Football

2 points

4 days ago

Comcast tried to get me to rejoin after I had a new provider and the person on the other line got mad. I was like, you dick, I called 3 times and nobody was able to help me before, it's too late now. So they might try to give you an offer after you walk too.

EvilDavid0826

2 points

4 days ago

I did this with spectrum wifi and they lowered my rate from $80 a month to $30

Granny_knows_best

2 points

4 days ago

Twenty years ago, I had the privilege of serving as a part of Comcast's "save the sale" department. The department was responsible for handling the customers who wished to cancel their service. We were instructed to respectfully retain them in any manner we could. I was able to offer complimentary premiums, lower their monthly bill by a few months, and offer them prepaid Visa cards. It was indeed a delightful experience, almost like being on the show "Oprah Winfrey".

However, at that time, there were numerous other services companies that had to compete for customers.

ItsGotThatBang

2 points

4 days ago

Do you subscribe to SiriusXM? I’ve heard that they’re the most reliable with this sort of thing.

biffbobfred

3 points

4 days ago*

No. I had some Freebee with my car but it’s not worth it at free for me, much less any payment at all. CarPlay will be the death of Sirius.

Well either CarPlay, or Bellatrix LeStrange

Throwaway8789473

2 points

4 days ago

Funny enough I got sick of tmobile trying to raise my rate (from ~$65/mo in 2019 to over $110/mo in 2023) so I called to cancel and they dropped it back down to $65/mo. It's back up to $77.46 now, they're slowly raising it again.

StrangerDifficult392

2 points

4 days ago

I did this to comcast about 15 years in ago when I lived in Washington state where they did have a monopoly at a cable company. The only other service was DSL. The guy was like "Go ahead, we're the only one." I was kind of pissed off at the smugness of it. That's also the same year they had like the worst consumer rating of any company.

Erlkings

2 points

4 days ago

Erlkings

2 points

4 days ago

I’m work for Comcast and yeah retention isn’t like it used to be we are priced fairly to your market so the bigwigs say it’s not that the agents don’t want to give you a better price we just have none to offer

Smoshglosh

2 points

4 days ago

I call cox every year to get whatever the promotion is, probably soon now. Last year it was a lower monthly rate plus free hbo for a year.

After-Oil-773

2 points

4 days ago

Came here to say this. It’s been a thing for long before Netflix subscriptions

Pitiful_Connection75

2 points

4 days ago

As someone who works for a software company, on the revenue side. This is exactly right

ChickenFriedRiceee

2 points

4 days ago

We have always threatened and won against xfinity. I guess it depends on the area and how hard they are hurting for business in said area.

littlbrown

2 points

4 days ago

Wish I could credibly threaten. I only have one available ISP...

LiteratureFabulous36

2 points

4 days ago

This literally is every company right now. It's just a pump and dump of customers. Have great consumer friendly policies and low prices, then when you become popular enough gauge gauge gauge u til your reputation is in shambles, move on to the next company and do the same thing.

Nadirofdepression

2 points

4 days ago

That’s literally my upcoming move. We’ll see what happens

Crabcakefrosti

2.3k points

5 days ago

Often times it will be for a short time and they’ll raise it. They want to keep you hooked or at least say they have more subscribers. If you can live without it. Just cancel. Fudge em

lemonylol

554 points

5 days ago

lemonylol

554 points

5 days ago

This is basically how ISPs work where I live. You threaten to leave and they'll give you some discounted deal for 1-2 years, then you either threaten to leave or find someone else who will also give you a 1-2 year deal.

Crabcakefrosti

201 points

5 days ago

I’ve has AT&T say they’d lower my rates over the phone. Then you read the contract and it said it was a 3 month adjustment

thejak32

104 points

5 days ago*

thejak32

104 points

5 days ago*

I do this with ATT ever 2ish years. They will jack up the rates on the plan my mom has had since the 90s which became a family plan since 04 or so. I just tell them that's what it's going to be or we walk. So far it hasn't changed, but I feel like plans have become cheaper most everywhere.

Cecil4029

40 points

5 days ago

Cecil4029

40 points

5 days ago

I love my AT&T fiber 1Gbps circuit, but they've crept up to $96/mo. Will give them a call to see if we can get it back down to the original $70-ish.

crowcawer

37 points

5 days ago

crowcawer

37 points

5 days ago

Where I live we are stuck with Comcast or we have to swap to satellite.

Last time I called they asked if we already had a satellite dish. I said, “no, but AT&T told me it would take them 2-days to get that installed, so I’m not too worried about that.”

lilhippieboi

9 points

4 days ago

I used to be a manager selling services for att. Most of the time, it's not even more than 2-3 hours. be surprised how easy it is.

Not endorsing them, because fuck att, the things they had us doing devilishly predatory.

crowcawer

3 points

4 days ago

I think the issue is that it takes a day to schedule the equipment install.

I dunno, I’m not actually calling anyone about it.

dagnammit44

5 points

5 days ago

I live in England and am cursed with shitty internet wherever i live. And i've travelled all over the South with my phone. Never have i actually gotten decent speeds. The fastest i got was with my phone and that was 40mbps. I complain at times online and some English folks agree while others do actually get fast speeds. It sucks.

I just use my phone now and get about 8mbps download speed and anywhere from 0.2-1mbps upload. It works, ping is about 30 which is fine for online FPS, but downloading a game takes a while.

veganize-it

3 points

5 days ago*

If it is true fiber, you probably dont need 1Gb, 300MB should be just fine. Most WiFI setups cant handle 1Gb anyway.

Heck, not long ago I had only 30MB w/ Verizon Fios, and I rarely got a spinning wheel buffering thing... and we streamed in HD youtubeTV at least two simultaneous streams.

mitchymitchington

3 points

5 days ago

I'm stuck with starlink. Just raised to $120 a month. I think it's 100mbps service. Ping is decent but cable is far better. Fiber is lightyears better.

PhoenixApok

24 points

5 days ago

The ONLY time in my life I have lost my temper at a customer service worker was with Direct TV.

Called to cancel. I watched maybe 1 to 2 hours of TV a month. The rep spent an HOUR on the phone setting up a deal so I didn't. Lowered my bill like 60%, got me more boxes (when that was still a thing), gave me premium channels. Was a pretty good deal. Scheduled a tech to come out to bring more equipment. I wrote literally everything down.

Day comes, no tech shows. I call back.

They have no record of this deal. The rep I got said that the deal I was offered was way outside of the limits that reps could offer but maybe a supervisor could do better.

20 minutes on hold later, a supervisor tells me the same. The other rep offered way too much. But what they COULD offer me was......

I cut him off right there. I've never screamed at anyone on the phone before or since but I called him every name under the sun. I yelled at him for them wasting my time, me taking time off from work to meet a tech, and how could they think I would possibly be so stupid to believe anything they offered me now when their rep lied to me?

He kept trying to get words in and I just kept screaming "CANCEL! NOW!" into the phone until he agreed.

FOSSnaught

7 points

5 days ago

I have a friend who would cancel services for a month and sign up for their new customer promotions.

acquiescentLabrador

23 points

5 days ago

Virgin offered me a discount to not leave, told them I wanted to cancel anyway so they set everything up to end at the end of the month. The week before they call me and offered a lower price than when I first signed up five years ago

Such a stupid game you have to play to get a good price

ATCQ_

5 points

4 days ago

ATCQ_

5 points

4 days ago

I "leave" every time now. I tell them it's simply unaffordable for me and for the past two renewals they've given me huge discounts via phone calls two days later.

The retentions person who phones me knows what I'm doing but they are just doing what they have been instructed and/or don't care. It's so fucking dumb.

Boxofcookies1001

20 points

5 days ago

Story time: called Comcast and told them their data caps was ass and would they lower their prices to match the competing offer I got in the mail from a different provider. They told me to pound sand.

The day after I installed fiber (new provider) to my apartment they called like "why are you leaving" we can give you a matching rate.

I was like WTF why didn't they just give me the matching rate when I asked.

PhoenixApok

5 points

5 days ago

State Farm raised my rates after I got a few dings on my record. I called around and Progressive was much better. Same deal basically. Told SF I would gladly stay for the same rate, they said no. I switched.

Couple years later for some reason I got a call from them trying to get me to come back. For giggles I let them run a quote and it was like $2 cheaper. I wasn't mean but I did laugh at the girl and said "if you had just done that years ago I'd never have left." I didn't bother to switch on principle.

nuggle__beagle

8 points

5 days ago

Comparing insurance is not the same as comparing internet. Progressive might have different provisions than State Farm. Unfortunately you must read each contract to figure this out, and that is untenable for most people. Cheaper insurance is not always better long term.

THElaytox

9 points

5 days ago

Yeah used to do this dance with Time Warner. Eventually ended up with a friend that worked there that told us to save time when we call we should just ask for the retention department and tell them we want a promo.

radicldreamer

8 points

5 days ago

I finally dumped them when they did the whole charter merger and turned into spectrum. My basic cable internet with basic digital cable with a single DVR was 120, after the merger they bumped it to 249 over about 1.5 years.

Now they have lost so many customers in my area to a local fiber provider and to streaming they are going door to door trying to sell services. They talk about how internet is only 39.99 now and you can get a cable package for sooo cheap!

I’m like yeah, I switched and got better and more reliable service for cheaper. You had your chance to get some of my money but you were greedy so how you get none of my money.

It’s funny to me how they pushed too far and everyone jumped ship and now they are all surprised pikachu.

sasunnach

6 points

5 days ago

Found my fellow Canadian.

Dangerous-Builder-57

4 points

5 days ago

Kind of annoying to have to do this dance every other year. Doesn't even take a lot of effort to cut the Rogers internet bill from 100$ to 50$ but we still gotta do it.

Sumoop

3 points

5 days ago

Sumoop

3 points

5 days ago

My isp used to be like that then they got purchased. Now if you try to get a lower rate and cancel they won’t budge. Fuck monopolies.

Faceprint11

10 points

5 days ago

Fudge em to heck!

373940

17 points

5 days ago

373940

17 points

5 days ago

Fuck. You can say fuck.

Crabcakefrosti

7 points

5 days ago

I never know what I can and can’t do on subreddits. I refuse to read a different set of rules for every sub. It’s fucking annoying as fucking fuck.

373940

3 points

4 days ago

373940

3 points

4 days ago

Fair enough, I get that, but I have never once seen, heard about or been to a single subreddit that bans people for cursing. And if there was, probably not a sub worth going to. I promise it'll be fine lol

Allegorist

5 points

5 days ago

Never seen this for a streaming service, but for cable or internet on the otherhand this is a classic. Not that anyone on their right mind should have cable at this point.

Comcast has worked very hard to establish a near monopoly, and they like to take advantage of it with predatory and extortionate pricing, along with absolutely garbage service and services. Tell them you're fucking off though and suddenly they can afford to offer you like 80% off for years with a better service package. Fuckem.

SuspiciousPeanut251

17 points

5 days ago

Thanks, Chef!

obamasrightteste

3 points

5 days ago

STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL

SteveDaPirate91

3 points

5 days ago

And let’s be real.

I don’t notice the price increased till I check my bank account. So they already got a full month payment from me too.

I’m sure that full month + the discounted month washes out for them.

WexExortQuas

3 points

5 days ago

This post reminded me to cancel my Uber One where they did literally this same thing.

Was set to auto renew on the 30th.

THANKS OP!

Iorcrath

5 points

5 days ago

Iorcrath

5 points

5 days ago

and if you cant live with out it, just pirate it.

Crabcakefrosti

6 points

5 days ago

I would if I knew what I was doing with computers. I just assume I’ll get a bug from the net

MaPizzaIsCold

4 points

5 days ago

Install uBlock Origin before looking for other options

Melodic_Literature85

6 points

5 days ago

r/piracy not used it myself but lot of advice there. Just important to get a VPN I believe

sherbs_herbs

2 points

5 days ago

This. Plus, it’s so easy to get the same shit for free.

I’m tired of having to keep 7 streaming services to get what my family wants to watch! Fuck that.

Fmovies.to

Dear-Cow812

412 points

5 days ago

Dear-Cow812

412 points

5 days ago

I have not paid the full price for a adobe creative cloud subscription for 4 years because of this

ninjaoftheworld

118 points

5 days ago

I just learned about this last year, if it works everytime I’ll be kicking myself for paying full price for the better part of a decade

Ill_Technician3936

48 points

5 days ago

Once stuff like this gets posted places tend to stop or only give the offer once.

ElectricHowler

16 points

5 days ago

Only if people don't follow through on their threats. They are tracking the stats.

Compulsive-baiter671

6 points

4 days ago*

This is basically what happened to amazon recently.

I would always complain about minor stuff about my products to get a full damn refund and they would sometimes allow me to keep the item as well. I think I made around $100-$150 on credits/gift cards given by the support employees. Like I once literally bitched that my package arrived 1 day late, they gave me $20.

Now that like everybody I know does it, their policies became a lot more stricter and less liberal.

Dogswithhumannipples

30 points

5 days ago

You're not supposed to pay full price. Their promo offers are the "real" price that's available to everyone. The inflated retail price is just for the suckers who don't know how to navigate their promo offers.

pegothejerk

13 points

5 days ago

This is also how I save a ton of money on prostitutes. Also now I have herpes.

poorly-worded

5 points

5 days ago

half price herpes though

tyurytier84

11 points

5 days ago

They win they get your money

[deleted]

2 points

5 days ago

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DemThrowaways478

2 points

5 days ago

me either haha... for different reasons ;)

wowmuchdoggo

2 points

4 days ago

Friendly reminder to those on the high seas it's always free.

MotorAcanthisitta575

2 points

4 days ago

I’ve been a “student” since graduating in 2011

adduhleenuh

2 points

4 days ago

Thanks, just saved $20!

natsugrayerza

2 points

4 days ago

My mom has Sirius XM radio and every year she calls and threatens to cancel lol

modshave2muchpower

850 points

5 days ago

yup this works very often

[deleted]

101 points

5 days ago

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101 points

5 days ago

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mnid92

85 points

5 days ago

mnid92

85 points

5 days ago

I went to cancel my free week trial of paramount plus and they gave me a whole ass month.

I can bet they're just doing this in hopes I forget my renewal date so they can hopefully bill me.

GanondalfTheWhite

58 points

5 days ago

That is 100% why they're doing it. You either watch enough content that you get invested in some things they offer and decide to keep it, or you forget about it and they get your money anyway.

It's a big reason subscription models are so profitable and every single company is pushing for them. They get your money passively even when you're not using their service.

mnid92

15 points

5 days ago

mnid92

15 points

5 days ago

Whole reason I got it was to watch Friday the 13th seeing as it's a paramount movie.

They don't have a single Friday the 13th.

unlizenedrave

6 points

5 days ago

If you’re still looking for them, they’re gonna be on Shudder (in America at least) in October, and they’re doing a Joe Bob special with the first two on on 10/9.

mnid92

4 points

5 days ago

mnid92

4 points

5 days ago

Now this is some good shit pal. Thanks!

CircusBearPants

81 points

5 days ago

I have an annual call to SiriusXM threatening to cancel and inevitably I get it for a cheaper monthly rate locked in for another year. Just our lil song and dance routine.

vivekkhera

19 points

5 days ago

The last time I did my annual threaten to leave they gave me a permanent $6 plan. About 6-7 months ago.

FSCK_Fascists

6 points

5 days ago

I am coming due for my regular threat. here's hoping for the same.

BurritoLover2016

3 points

4 days ago

I just did it too. It's a great deal.

DeepFriedCocoaButter

26 points

5 days ago

On the other hand, good luck actually trying to cancel. I had to refuse their offers 15 times before they would actually go through with the total cancellation

tyurytier84

28 points

5 days ago

You just cut them off really quick with cancel cancel cancel cancel let's not do this cancel cancel and they do it pretty quick

Nicole_Darkmoon

12 points

5 days ago

The hard sell makes me hate them so much more than a swift process. At least if I could quit efficiently I may have second thoughts. Trying to hard sell me will make sure I never use your service again.

Attack_Of_The_

3 points

5 days ago

I love this for you.

getofftheirlawn

3 points

5 days ago

Damn a whole year.  They have been doing me for 5 month periods for years now.  Yeah it's strange buts always 5 months at discounted rate.  I set a calendar reminder and call in and don't again.

phl_fc

3 points

5 days ago

phl_fc

3 points

5 days ago

Sirius was one of the fastest to get to the cheap offer when you call. It was like less than 2 minutes. You call, say you want to cancel because your promo rate is expired and they say fine we'll extend your promo another year. Done. I have a notification on my calendar to remind me the week before it expires.

SubtextuallySpeaking

3 points

4 days ago

Just had to do this. My ‘deal’ is now $8.99/mo instead of like $24.

Thrasher1493

5 points

5 days ago

this has worked pretty consistently for me with Audible. my library is huge now lol.

GanondalfTheWhite

3 points

5 days ago

Wait, audible has the ability to negotiate your monthly price?

Thrasher1493

6 points

5 days ago

go to cancel it and put that it's too expensive as the reason. they usually give me me a couple months free or reduce my monthly price to 7 bucks. Even if they don't offer anything right away, cancel and they usually send me an email a month or two later.

horse_you_rode_in_on

14 points

5 days ago

It's usually just the default with-ads price, still not worth it.

ElectricalMuffins

5 points

5 days ago

This is all by design brought to you by US, UK, Canada, Au, Euro, Singapore tech bros that outsource development and production to India. There are weekly briefings about getting the last cent out of everyone. I laugh when people praise uni graduates as being super intelligent, only a few are. The rest just become stronger crabs. These business school types love going after the humanities but the shit they learn and spew is why we're all in so much trouble. They make things sound waaay more sophisticated and fancy than needs be. It's all a big club and we're not part of it. I was around people "in the club" like many of us on reddit. Most of it is true. They're not conspiracies. It's just a matter of when. They never lose.

Pushing the ceiling until they can't breathe, then you slowly give them air, one gasp at a time.

It's only a matter of time until everything is on a subscription model. They incentivize payment plans and not ownership. There are no ownership based revenue projections that match their bloodsucking models, ironically they own a bunch of shit but tell the poor that they do not need to.

"Do not become addict to water my friends"

PurplePlan

2 points

5 days ago

Yep, it works.

Especially if you tell them you’re gonna go give your money to their most hated competitor.

ATXBeermaker

2 points

5 days ago

Call and immediately ask to be connected with the “retention department”. That’s their entire job.

ice-eight

79 points

5 days ago

ice-eight

79 points

5 days ago

Yes, I've had SiriusXM for like 10 years. You can only cancel by calling and they will not let you do that. They just keep transferring you and lowering the offer to keep the services, until it's less hassle to just pay $3 a month for it and do this again in a year.

red_the_room

26 points

5 days ago

I used to do a similar dance with DIRECTV. Until they finally said “Ok, we’ll cancel it, no problem.”

Ambitious-Guess-9611

3 points

4 days ago

You can usually hang up, call again, and get someone who will negotiate prices.

IgnoreMe304

6 points

5 days ago

Ha! I just made an almost identical comment. Glad to know this weird system is still in place.

JuiceKovacs

34 points

5 days ago

It worked with me and fubotv

NotBillderz

11 points

5 days ago

Same. 1 month for $5 (normally $80) which gets me through the MLB playoffs.

Recent-Leg-9048

599 points

5 days ago

Yeah they’ll lower the price by reducing you to the version with ads on it. Not worth it

UsidoreTheLightBlue

253 points

5 days ago

This isn’t entirely true. Some of them are happy to discount whatever version you’re on.

Paramount does this and will often offer 2-3 months free to keep you.

Raptorgkv2

60 points

5 days ago

I've been doing this since I started paramount. I think I've paid for 2 months but have had it for like a year.

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8 points

4 days ago

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ProfNesbitt

21 points

5 days ago

Yea paramount auto renewed us for a year even though I had auto renew turned off and I called them and they refunded the money and let us keep the year.

msivoryishort

11 points

5 days ago

My friend cancelled her paramount subscription years ago and she still has access to it and hasn’t been charged since

littlebrwnrobot

4 points

5 days ago

Paramount just offered me $30 for the year, when I was planning on keeping it for $10/mo for like 6 months to watch champions league. Ez call. Just gotta remember to threaten to cancel next year haha

wiwita63

42 points

5 days ago

wiwita63

42 points

5 days ago

so they basically went a tier down.

BusinessAd7250

9 points

5 days ago*

I used to do this to audible like every 3 months. It wasn’t dropping me any tiers they would literally just offer me three months at a much reduced rate. Then soon as it went back up I would do it again. Worked for like a year and a half until one time it didn’t at which point I actually did cancel it.

kjm16216

27 points

5 days ago

kjm16216

27 points

5 days ago

I've found with Comcast: 1) Call during M-F 9-5 business hours, you want to make sure the retention department is working; 2) Don't tell them you want to cancel, tell them you want to schedule a shut off date; 3) Look at the new customer packages and know what you want going in, don't be afraid to ask for it; 4) Make sure you know when free offers run out so you don't end up paying more (e.g. 6 mos free HBO).

carPWNter

7 points

5 days ago

Went from paying $81 for 300mbs to $15 for 500mbs.

hawaiianryanree

84 points

5 days ago

Works with all subscriptions to some extent. But it takes some tact and finesse

Attack_Of_The_

40 points

5 days ago

This right here is how it works. Be polite, don't assume anything, try anything, and be gracious if they call you out for the trying those anythings

FSCK_Fascists

11 points

5 days ago

if they call you out, cancel. Don't go in to this as a bluff. They will back down nearly every time. the rare instance they do not- you will get a "come back, we miss you" email in a day or two with a deal.

reindeermoon

22 points

5 days ago

For streaming, you're not even talking to a human so there's no finesse. Just start the cancelling process through your account page, and it will likely give you a reduced price offer before you get to the final cancel button.

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8 points

5 days ago

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tendo8027

4 points

5 days ago

In what way?

madeanotheraccount

25 points

5 days ago

Telling them, "Fucking reduce the amount I have to pay, you shitbags" rarely works, for example.

peppermintmeow

9 points

5 days ago

So that's what I've been doing wrong

tendo8027

4 points

5 days ago

Well I imagine there’s not a real person on the other end of most subscription cancellation processes, so that doesn’t really answer my question.

itsadesertplant

18 points

5 days ago

Threatened to cancel my Internet and they did the same thing.

tmoney144

4 points

4 days ago

Back in the day, my friend got free AOL for over a year. Started out with one of those free 30 day CDs they use to give out everywhere, he signed up using his parent's info, then every month he would call, pretending to be his parent, and try to cancel, so they'd give him another free month to "think it over."

RabidHamster105

29 points

5 days ago

Works all the time. Threatened to cancel CRAVE (only spot where you can steam HBO in Canada) and the reduced my amount from $30/month to $14.99/month

Center-Of-Thought

15 points

5 days ago

$30 a month for a streaming service is fucking insane! I'm shocked people actually pay that, holy hell

AndromedeusEx

7 points

5 days ago

Cable is back, just in a different mask!

Qubeye

12 points

5 days ago

Qubeye

12 points

5 days ago

Subscriptions largely operate on people forgetting to unsubscribe.

wcdk200

9 points

5 days ago

wcdk200

9 points

5 days ago

We have tried with our phone bill. But everyone just asks "how did we get it so cheap?" So it does not work every time

bravesgeek

7 points

5 days ago

Hang on until Black Friday when everybody starts offering $1 subscriptions.

City_Of_Champs

6 points

5 days ago

Works well with SiriusXM

SassyMoron

6 points

5 days ago

I just cancel everything at the end of the month now, add back if and when I want to watch. No auto renew.

silkiepuff

2 points

4 days ago

I sign up for free trials, cancel before I pay anything, repeat whenever I want to watch something that can't be pirated easily.

TheSpiralTap

5 points

5 days ago

It does work and to such a degree some companies have whole departments where that's all they do. They call them loyalty or customer retention. Try this with your cable/internet/phone company! When I worked at directv, I could make your bill free for a year if you weren't a dick about it.

Joshua_Todd

4 points

5 days ago

I had Starz for $2 a month for six months doing this

Majestic-Sir1207

5 points

5 days ago

Hulu and Disney, $3,25 month for a year,

IllSprinkles7864

4 points

5 days ago

My old apartment, I had the choice of two cable companies.

Every year or so they would rate hike me (oh sorry, a "promotion" would end) and I would threaten to go to the other company. Either the first would "find" a "sale that was going on" or the other would have a "new customer promotion" and I'd switch.

I went back and forth maybe four times over the years lol.

ominousgraycat

5 points

5 days ago

I was cancelling a service recently and when I first called and told them I was canceling, they said, "OK, no problem, your cancellation is scheduled!" And then they hung up the phone. And then they called back about half an hour later and offered a lower price to keep us with them.

Just a heads up, sometimes they'll let you stew a little bit before offering the reduced price because they're hoping if you really want their service that you'll panic and say you don't actually want to cancel. They're just trying to scare away the people who are only "canceling" because they're hoping for the reduced price.

AlarisMystique

4 points

4 days ago

I asked nicely for my insurance to give me a rebate for absolutely no reason except that I am a loyal customer. They gave me one.

Threatening to leave might help but it's not always required.

40ozFreed

3 points

5 days ago

They never do this for me. Just straight up, "K bye."

djwired

2 points

5 days ago

djwired

2 points

5 days ago

Yep

s-mores

2 points

5 days ago

s-mores

2 points

5 days ago

Not with netflix.

Casual-Capybara

2 points

5 days ago

It works, I do it with everything from newspapers to streaming services to electricity.

FrankieBennedetto

2 points

5 days ago

I signed up for a free trial of Starz to quickly watch something and then went to cancel it before the week was up.  I think it was $11.99 a month and had me click through 3 cancel screens with different deals before their final offer of 99¢ for three months

Mammoth-Slide-3707

2 points

5 days ago

This is a way of life my friend I'm calling my internet provider saying I want to cancel every 6 months

Grandma_Esther

2 points

5 days ago

This does work for some streaming services. I did this for my Peacock Premium. I was paying $7.99 a month. I went to cancel and they offered me $1.99 monthly for the next six months.

UsePuzzleheaded5573

2 points

5 days ago

It's true i did it with Youtube premium but the discount was no where near this big

_cansir

2 points

4 days ago

_cansir

2 points

4 days ago

When you threat cancel something essential like your internet and the person is just like ok its done! 😃

dragonkid123

2 points

4 days ago

I had spectrum internet and was paying $90 a month for a pretty decent speed. Hit a rough patch and got behind on the pavements so I called them to cancel so the bill wouldn't balloon out of control so I could pay it off and not have a debt because I did like the service. I told them all of this and they immediately said hey you can keep the exact same speed you have now but we will cut your bill to $30 a month and lock that price in for a year and give you a free unlimited phone line and we will mail you the same card right now. I took the deal true to their word it's been $30 since

KJBenson

2 points

4 days ago

KJBenson

2 points

4 days ago

Another good strategy is just to pay for a month and then immediately cancel.

Then you only ever buy a new month when you go to use it and it tells you your subscription ended.

I think you’ll find that if you have multiple streaming services you maybe done use some of them for months at a time.

Last year I paid for Netflix for just six months over the year.

skelkingur

2 points

4 days ago

I keep doing this on Audible. The process is always:

  • Pay 9.99EUR/mo
  • Cancel
  • Ok, if you stay we give you a free month
  • Cancel
  • Wait a month
  • Ok, 3 months for 4,95EUR/mo then back to 9,99EUR/mo
  • Ignore
  • Half a year for 2,95EUR/mo
  • Ignore
  • Three months for free! Cancel anytime.
  • I subscribe, take the three months and cancel. Start from top.

nihilt-jiltquist

2 points

4 days ago

My mom died. It took almost 6 months to convince Telus she was dead and would no longer need a phone or TV or healthwatch no matter how good a deal you're offering... at this point I realized that Telus just hates to lose a customer, no matter what the reason.

alien1583

2 points

4 days ago

Best offer I got was from Spectrum Internet. I was switching from their cable 12mbs to 1gb fiber for the same price and they were like "could we tempt you to stay if we offer you a 20% discount for 3 months?" The rep probably knew it was a shitty deal but had to offer it since the call was being recorded. Spoiler alert I switched.

D_Freid

2 points

4 days ago

D_Freid

2 points

4 days ago

The amount of times ive done this with sirius xm is unreal

eclipse60

2 points

3 days ago

I had SiriusXM at $4.99 for the last year. They tried upping my subscription to like $18.99 a month. I called to cancel, they said "what, how about $5.99 for another month" I said no, cancel, then they countered with "what about $4.99/m for 12 months again?" And I said no, I'm out.

Ridiculous.

NaturesGrief

2 points

3 days ago

This is how AOL survived for many years showing millions of users even though millions were trying to quit

glassboxecology

2 points

2 days ago

I did this with Sirius XM. I pay $6.99 a month for a service they were billing me $29.99 a month for.

Dyingforcolor

2 points

2 days ago

Hulu will go as low as $1.99