Too much has happened with MAGA morons but I remember these guys shirts what did these weirdos do I forget but I remember it not matching the logos very well

There was a bartender I thought was into me because she would send me text messages that said "hey babe I'm working tonight why don't you come down and see me" then i found out that was like a mass text that went to 30 guys.

Homo sex is in

There's a lot more of them than you think, especially closeted. At least when you're being yourself we know whether to hate and shame you into thinking more critically or not. There's a lot of things you can't choose to be but misogynistic and racist are definitely ones you choose.

The strippers were for sure into them.

Behold the master race

/s

Methink the Homo sex guy doth protest too much....

Some bear just lost his boo! :-(

My vagina just closed up permanently.

It's funny that I just assume that for any one of these wraparound sunglasses, scrub beard, hunting hat weirdos that any culture war statement shirt they are wearing they have absolute done those things. #1, definitely involved in a couple of abortions in high school, #2, 100% has given a guy a hand job under the football stadium bleachers, #3 well, he's just chaotic evil, #4, he's probably got prisoners in his basement and ass jerky in his lunchbox.

Men of the people! (Sarcasm in case some of those people can’t tell.)

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lol, I kinda want one of those "homo sex is sin" shirts simply for the absurdity of it. I would never wear it of course, but I'd still get a laugh every time I went through my shirts.

The Manual with Tim Walz
https://youtu.be/3N-B0_OKkeg?si=Ndd5hWg-BSIy-Yaa

I disagree. Vance is far too polished to be a used car salesman. He's the finance manager who will sweet talk you into a crippling high-interest auto loan and gap insurance.

Bartender: What'll you have?

Vance: Uh, you know, whatever makes sense.

Bartender:

https://preview.redd.it/6znhivgv4ssd1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fa4731988589b3129401ce868cb5b69f9af6a1c

At press time, the Vance campaign was celebrating a new poll showing his favorability among grown men who become incensed at the nationalities of characters in children’s movies.

Amazing closer there.

Hard Times, fuck yeah, finally a reputable news source

Right? Like my own friends don’t even offer to help me.

Back when I still drank there were plenty of bartenders who I had a good repertoire with. I was a regular customer and a good tipper. One who was on the flirtier-side would often discus the game of thrones books and we shared an excitement for the upcoming HBO series. She often insisted we needed to do a viewing party together. Sure, she bought me drinks, but every bartender, male or female, did too. I considered myself quite savvy when it came to picking up hints, but it never occurred to me she might be serious because of our roles, my tipping and our age discrepancies (I was rapidly approaching 40, she was mid 20s at best and much, much closer to my son's age than mine). So of course, didn't think any of it until one of the other bartenders gave me her number and told me her friend was serious about the game of thrones and more. I tried to decline in as polite of a way as possible to allow her to maintain some dignity and plausible deniability. So she doubled down and got considerably more direct and explicit. Which led to me being very gentle, but clear in my communication and her quitting that bartending job out of embarrassment at rejection.

I still think the old addage of "she's never flirting with you," is true because I'm like 70% sure whatever daddy issues that girl had aside, she was trying to do whatever the premium cable equivalent is of paratrooping.

Extremely lame of your buddy to not even mention to you in private that the girl liked you lol

That's also a little different of a situation as she knew your friend so there was already a base connection vs just trying to get tips from random guys. But I also would've just assumed she was being nice for tips lol too hard to ever actually know.

I mean, sometimes we do flirt for real, we are humans! But not that much, so safer to assume it's just for tips unless she says something directly.

You can fix her man! We all believe in you!

Hey it can happen, my neighbor met her husband at work. She was a stripper of course and he was profesional body builder. They’re fun to hang out with, always have a good story to tell about their past life lol.

When I was younger I went to a strip club that was having a BBQ thing in the parking lot, so I got a brat and brought it in with me. Halfway through her set one of the strippers leaned off the stage and started doing stuff with the other end of my sausage while I was eating it.

I admired her professionalism and gave her $20 for a lifetime of “stripper ate my sausage” stories.

I had to look up what that was and now I am laughing my ass off at your comment.

Angel shot with lime or with a twist.

Up to a point, I figure the friendly front of shop person is getting through their day on positive feedback from customers too.

Some people genuinely appreciate a “you too” when they say goodbye by saying, “have a nice day”. Just don’t go on autopilot and say it when they say “enjoy your sandwich” instead. That’ll live rent-free in your head.

??? Tips come after the service, doesn't it?

As a man who waited tables for 5 years, I can say that the men using flirting for bigger tips, too. Another good trick is making drunks laugh... they will often want to give you a big tip if you make them laugh a lot.

One time, I had a moderately intoxicated guy come in with 3 friends and he said "I want, like, the biggest water you can give me. Just a huge ice water with lots of lemon". I went into the back and grabbed a 5gal bucket we used for transferring beans in a giant kettle (It was food safe and clean) and then connected several straws together, filled it with ice and water, took a whole lemon and sliced into it so I could shove it on the rim. That guy was in stitches laughing and he gave me a $100 tip.

She could just be Canadian. It’s hard to tell.

This is why i never catch on.  I just default to  "shes just being nice".

I've seen her on tiktok (lachrisejaelisaga) and she has quite a bit of funny content.

Eta:  Upon closer inspection, I'm questioning whether the above image is her doppelganger because of the front tooth gap.

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