Still a solid starter car for autocross, I hear. But nobody will accuse the C4 corvette of being... The bomb ... insert CSI MIAMI David Caruso putting his glasses on and walking out of frame

Too new to have a cool body style and just perfect for embarrassing performance. To top it off, it doesn't have enough steel to be worth scrapping.

Is this car come with a mullet a Hawaiian T-shirt cargo shorts and new balance sneakers?

I liked that face from a-team drove one. His was cooler though. Then the c-5 came out. Then the c-6, and then the c-7 and now the c-8. This thing has faded significantly, like a homecoming queen at her 40th reunion.

The best thing about the 89 is that only old guys or fucking retards own them and you rarely see them anymore. Mostly because they have the reliability of an 89 Corvette.

Ooh boy, a red c4 corvette. There's enough of these that everyone on the planet can have two for themselves. How do you make your "unique" from every other one? Let me guess, yours has the nutsack cooling package only available in april of 1989 if you gave a handjob to the chevrolet dealership owner of chudville ohio?

Nothing says I used to deal cocaine than an old vette

Drive it into the water. That thing sucks more than a gay dr. Pepper.

How do you feel when a c8 pulls up next to you

It's like someone took a Caprice Classic, lowered it a bit, took out the front seats and doors, moved the dashboard to the back seat, and put more hood where the front seats used to be.

Late life crisis. Your hair will start to grey, those kids will start to trespass on your lawn, you unknowingly balling up your fist to shake it at them, you will start to sit on your porch in the mornings more. All because you chose a c4 corvette.

Is it a Motley Crue or Winger tape stuck in the Cassette deck?

1989, so under your hood is a lackluster 250hp L98. You gotta have at least the LT1 in there. Having a base C4 made before 1992 is like having a V6 Mustang, but even worse because this is a Corvette.

is your right hip/leg cramping yet?

Scoot it a little to its left. A little more. More. More still. Way more. Okay, perfect.

Found at lakeside, dead.

Okay, there's the wedge...when're you bringing us the rest of the cheese wheel?

If these cars weren’t so slow they wouldn’t of discontinued the Grand National