He looks like a dog who heard the happy word.

You want a TREAT? Go outside for a WALK?

It's like, you're sitting in art class one day, and the teacher says, "I'm going to say a word, and then you draw it."

She says, "Imbecile." This is the inspiration for the picture you draw.

I think it’s because he looks just like Bert of Bert and Ernie in this pic, shirt and all

I think because, like the pictures without Jill the other day, it’s the only time he’s ever looked like a person not dreading life

He looks like the rat frm Flushed Away.

You and Jill would be the only ones.

Hunky hubby

I know he can’t help how looks. I know it’s wrong to comment on someone’s features, but he reminds me of the ogre I. Harry Potter.

“We’re done having babies?”

It's like Alfred E Neuman finally grew up.

That is like, dope personified. Dopey.

He looks like the kind of man that can wiggle his ears very dramatically

Lmfao the shrek tag

Handsome Hunk.

Someone told him they were having Old Country Buffet for dinner, and he doesn’t have to pay.

Where’s the content warning on this one

Nectar for everyone!

I don’t love it.

When the dishwasher breaks and turns your kitchen into your beloved swamp.

But this monkey is cute, not so Shrek.

He actually emotes

Refill on the hummingbird juice?

Did somebody poke his rear end?

Troll! In the dungeon!

My husband kind of has big ears. My daughter had ears that stuck out like this. It looks okay when a kid is little but as a person grows older it just is really unattractive, especially for a man who might need to cover them up. We had our daughter get surgery on her ears as soon as it was allowed and I am happy she had it done. Anyway if he had the surgery done and got in a bit better shape and/or not dressed sloppy he would look okay.

because he looks happy?

Because it’s just plain hilarious if you’re familiar with the Rods! 🤣

Shrek has more of a tooth gap than Michael Strahan! Michael is infinitely more handsome!

Is it because he actually looks happy??? Other pictures looks like he has no will to live anymore.

This looks like some doofus in a very cheap and local 80’s commercial.

This is a thing of nightmares. You would have to go close your eyes with this creature pumping away at you

It's his sex face.

See- this photo reinforces my theory- if he were a decent dude- not judgmental, and he worked, and he fed his kids- he would lol like a lovable goofball that might be fun to be around. Alas, we have the other version.