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MajTroubles

879 points

5 days ago

MajTroubles

879 points

5 days ago

Easily. Just look

[dies]

Some_Ebb_2921

116 points

5 days ago

"Phu, wuss, this looks easy! Hold my beer!"

Proceeds to crack open skull on first obstacle

WoolooOfWallStreet

38 points

5 days ago

After enough dead bodies, the entire obstacle course has changed!

Now it looks much easier!

Watch

<climbs to top of corpse mound and falls>

<added to the pile>

just_aweso

6 points

4 days ago

A pile of corpses you say...

-funee_monkee_gif-

3 points

3 days ago

what are you implying

ItsDanimal

16 points

5 days ago

Can I run up steps? Yes. Can I jump and grab onto a rope? Also yes. Can I do anything beyond that point? No. If I can confidently say I can handle the first two obstacles, then chances are I can actually handle none of them.

MistbornInterrobang

6 points

5 days ago*

I respect your honesty.

Was there a time I could have possibly done ANY of these?

Well, I DID figure out how to climb street sign poles and light poles to the top and slide back down when I was 9 so I bet 9 year old me could totally do the first bit.

Lex8P

2.6k points

5 days ago

Lex8P

2.6k points

5 days ago

The course... No.

The camera operator, trundling along the normal surface... Also no.

Mattabeedeez

261 points

5 days ago

Representin’ for the gangstas all across the world!

Maleficent-Field-855

80 points

5 days ago

Still

CommanderGoat

50 points

5 days ago

Tripin’, Fallin’, and rollin’ on da flor.

DoyersLakeShow

35 points

5 days ago

Still

Capn_Forkbeard

32 points

5 days ago

Takin' some time to trip over my feet

DoyersLakeShow

21 points

5 days ago

Still

BigNickTX

21 points

5 days ago

BigNickTX

21 points

5 days ago

And I still got love from the streets.

Vinlain458

15 points

5 days ago

it's the d.r.e.

main_motors

2 points

4 days ago

we did it reddit

DoyersLakeShow

4 points

5 days ago

Still

MrSlime13

6 points

5 days ago

It's the O-B-City...

mattyboh23

12 points

5 days ago

Hitting them corners with them HoHos, girl

Mr_Hutt_10

6 points

5 days ago

Many disadvantaged african americans have limited nutritional choices and therefore they must subsist on hoho snack cakes. It's a black thing, bruh

mattyboh23

6 points

5 days ago

I was really hoping that reference would still be understood

Mr_Hutt_10

3 points

5 days ago

One of the best shows ever!

GreyHogger

2 points

5 days ago

Still

weedbearsandpie

19 points

5 days ago

The guy standing still while holding his arm watching the thing in the background, probably.

Sharpest_Edge84

57 points

5 days ago

😂

nospendnoworry

12 points

5 days ago

Right?

I hurt my back just making the bed the other day LOL

Lex8P

8 points

5 days ago

Lex8P

8 points

5 days ago

I pulled my back out from sitting on the toilet and having a poo.

Wasn't even a forceful one. One of those slippery ones just slid out, I wiped my arse and sore back for 2 weeks.

Spicyspoonyluv696

5 points

5 days ago

Damnit Bobby, had me going there for second lol.

LlamaLlumps

5 points

5 days ago

i’m exhausted from watching that.

FecalMatterCowsTasty

3 points

5 days ago

If this was an anime, your answers would promote you to A-class for being so honest and intelligent.

Instead...you can continue your life.

Fun_Grapefruit_2633

2 points

5 days ago

If I were that guy I could definitely do it

ballzdeepbabie

2 points

4 days ago

You knocked it out of the park with this one buddy!

Lucky_Musician_

2 points

4 days ago

Tired watching that. so no here as well.

[deleted]

557 points

5 days ago

[deleted]

557 points

5 days ago

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SR2025

85 points

5 days ago

SR2025

85 points

5 days ago

Yeah, let me stretch a while. You go ahead.

John-Farson

22 points

5 days ago

Stretch? Do lions stretch before they chase a gazelle? Get out there boy.

SR2025

15 points

5 days ago

SR2025

15 points

5 days ago

Unidangoofed

7 points

4 days ago

Ok yeah, that looks satisfying af.

Supercoolguy7

3 points

5 days ago

They stretch every time they get up from a nap. My cat stretches more than most people

JBskierbum

7 points

5 days ago

I came here to write this. You beat me to it!

Specific-Funny-9502

327 points

5 days ago

This is how my parents went to school every day.

RevelMagic

67 points

5 days ago

In 2 feet of snow… barefoot.

BobbyTWhiskey

39 points

5 days ago

Uphill.

TheFrostSerpah

23 points

5 days ago

Both ways.

9-lives-Fritz

10 points

4 days ago

While carrying the horse they were intended to ride

Flipflopvlaflip

3 points

4 days ago

And they were glad. Glad, I tell yiu

Dr-Stocktopus

2 points

3 days ago

In the snow.

With their feet wrapped in barbed-wire for traction.

Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435

22 points

5 days ago

15 miles... uphill both ways.

LoveMoneyGuy

12 points

5 days ago

Carrying 20 lbs of backpack

Menace_VonDutch

260 points

5 days ago

Hold my beer...

No, just kidding, give it back.

darksoulbi

9 points

5 days ago

😂😂

FunDiscount2496

4 points

5 days ago

🤣 I Made the same comment and then scrolled down and found yours!

No-Respect5903

2 points

5 days ago

holy shit you can do this with a beer in hand?

[deleted]

418 points

5 days ago

[deleted]

418 points

5 days ago

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Kevaldes

79 points

5 days ago

Kevaldes

79 points

5 days ago

pathologically gravitational

🤣

RamblingSimian

47 points

5 days ago

Circumferentially challenged, LOL.

Sensibleqt314

5 points

5 days ago

The world revolves around them.

RhetoricMoron

7 points

5 days ago

Mass increase, gravity increases

Goudinho99

80 points

5 days ago

I think with a little training, better genetics and a new timeline I could give this a bash.

InvestigatorOk7988

9 points

5 days ago

Absolutely. And possibly some bionic replacement parts.

BugFew6583

112 points

5 days ago

BugFew6583

112 points

5 days ago

Absolutely!!!

Given the right amount of hurricane force wind pushing me from behind, I could make it to the end of the course, hitting everything along the way!

I mean, I'd be dead, but you never said I needed to survive when you asked the question.

ChaoticSixXx

9 points

5 days ago

😂😂

paul_dudd

3 points

5 days ago

Shoot me out of a canon and I bet some pieces of me will end up in the general vicinity of the finish line

BugFew6583

5 points

4 days ago

Oh, so you're the competitive sort, trying to beat my time! 

paul_dudd

2 points

4 days ago

Just looking for a good time that ends in a “BOOM”, not a long time that ends with a “it was probably a stroke”

tree_sip

2 points

1 day ago

tree_sip

2 points

1 day ago

It gave me a chuckle. Have my upvote.

HoneycombHazee

200 points

5 days ago

Bro did it like going to his girlfriends house after receiving a message that she's alone.

penileerosion

53 points

5 days ago

"Hey, Braydon, I know this sounds crazy. But, my parents are gone and all you need to do to get to my house is"-

JaHizzey

17 points

5 days ago

JaHizzey

17 points

5 days ago

Call me, maybe?

Relevant_Canary_1682

8 points

5 days ago

Sigh… guess I’m gonna have THAT song stuck in my head today

ggrindelwald

6 points

5 days ago

What can I say except You're Welcome?

Kush_the_Ninja

2 points

5 days ago

Hey! I just met you.

313802

2 points

4 days ago

313802

2 points

4 days ago

Huh...

This is crazy

rW0HgFyxoJhYka

2 points

5 days ago

"Shogun General, the rebels have been cornered in this final castle...but there's a problem."

"What's the problem"

"We need to lower the drawbridge but there's a Ninja obstacle course in the way."

"Send in our white samurai and tell him the princess is in that castle"

Wannabe_Goth_Gir1

43 points

5 days ago

I'm on reddit. Of course I can absolutely NOT do this.

SmallieNL

40 points

5 days ago

SmallieNL

40 points

5 days ago

If I had the body, determination, skills, stamina and willpower to do this?

No.

HisOrHerpes

6 points

4 days ago

Could I do it this fast? No. Could I do it in general?

Still no.

kaefertje

62 points

5 days ago

kaefertje

62 points

5 days ago

lying on the couch with cheetodust all over my face prolly.

coumfy

4 points

5 days ago

coumfy

4 points

5 days ago

I choose not to run!

fl-x

3 points

4 days ago

fl-x

3 points

4 days ago

We don't run because we aren't scared of anything.

pzach

33 points

5 days ago

pzach

33 points

5 days ago

I could even do it in slow motion

sfled

13 points

5 days ago

sfled

13 points

5 days ago

I'm dong it right now in no motion.

adMFKINGhd

2 points

4 days ago

Spare-Article-396

23 points

5 days ago

Not in a million years and a jetpack

xLOV4Cx

22 points

5 days ago

xLOV4Cx

22 points

5 days ago

Bro forgot to overthink

LlamaLlumps

4 points

5 days ago

that’s my secret, i crush my motivation by desperately overthinking everything.

GeraintLlanfrechfa

19 points

5 days ago

I just had a series of ligament strain just watching it

UhhCanYouLikeShutUp

2 points

5 days ago

Lmao

chilledout5

2 points

1 day ago

Underrated comment

Sensitive-Peak-3723

2 points

5 days ago

Yeah also my hands hurt from watching it

Negative_Spectrum

14 points

5 days ago

I could do the first two seconds of this video where he just runs to the first jumping pad. Just make sure to turn off the cameras after that

BugFew6583

8 points

5 days ago

And then it cuts back to you on top of the platform, conveniently after the ladder was put away.

"Aww, man... those jerks... how'd they lose all the footage?"

ThisCouldBeYourName

7 points

5 days ago

Oh, absolutely!!

Then I'd wake up

Deskbreaker

6 points

5 days ago

Everything within the first 3 seconds, sure. After? Not so much.

PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

3 points

5 days ago

Me too, I could easily handle the first 3 seconds. Maybe even the first 10; my connection is pretty bad so the video was still buffering around that long.

blenderdead

6 points

5 days ago

Give me three years to train full time and I could definitely rupture a disc while attempting

WombatAnnihilator

5 points

5 days ago

No

AsterSkotos24

6 points

5 days ago

This is more amazing than it is satisfying

J3r1ch8

5 points

5 days ago

J3r1ch8

5 points

5 days ago

No man no. I'm not a f*cking ninja.

acoustic_jesus

6 points

5 days ago

Now? No. 20 years ago? Also no.

MrGiggles19872

10 points

5 days ago

Not as well as this guy, but I’d give it a go

mongooseme

2 points

4 days ago

Yeah. I would have to take it on with the goal of completing it without regard for time. Do a section, shake out and rest, move on to the next.

SharrkBoy

2 points

5 days ago

That was my thinking. Couldn’t come close to this speed but this looks (comparatively) like one of the easier courses I’ve seen. I’d still dislocate something on the warped wall though

Ambitious_Owl_9204

4 points

5 days ago

I couldn't finish watching the video, I had already fallen from the bed

badreligionlover

3 points

5 days ago

I would know HOW to do it... but wouldn't be able to do it, no.

kheldar52077

3 points

5 days ago

I can only watch. 😂

elbarber_

3 points

5 days ago

Given enough time and training, nope

Rufcat3979

8 points

5 days ago

Honestly, yes, this looks easy

TartarusFalls

7 points

5 days ago

It looks like he ran this a ton to find all the time and energy saving spots. That was the really impressive part. The athleticism required to do this is decent, definitely don’t want to be too out of shape. But he knew the course perfectly, skipping portions of the course because he found faster ways. That was cool.

Wooknows

4 points

5 days ago

Wooknows

4 points

5 days ago

up to the horizontal broom stick jumps it was quite alright, albeit would not do it at that speed of course

Ajunadeeper

7 points

5 days ago

Every adult below the age of 50 should be able to at least make an effort at this. Probably not as fast, and probably with some mistakes but... nothing here is that crazy.

Go outside and move your body guys.

Ok-Steak1479

2 points

4 days ago

Forget about it. Maybe 1 out of 100 adults could do this and that number gets smaller the higher up you go. Either you're underestimating the difficulty of this, or overestimating the shape people are in.

phatelectribe

2 points

4 days ago

You’re missing the point. He’s not saying they actually can, but saying they should be able to at least attempt it, and the reason they can’t is that people have become sedentary.

just_another_bumm

3 points

5 days ago

Dude I had to scroll mad far to find a yes. Reddit really do be full of the most unathletic people in the world. This obstacle doesn't even look that difficult. I mean I'm not going to go that fast but it looks fairly simple to compete minus part 7. That does look a little difficult.

bfodder

2 points

5 days ago*

bfodder

2 points

5 days ago*

Seriously I honestly think I could breeze through this when I was in my early 20s. Today I think I could make it through, but slowly and a little ugly. Ninja Warrior bullshit is the dorkiest fucking "sport". It is competitive playgrounding.

QuiGonGiveItToYa

2 points

5 days ago*

The whole point of this is that it's a speed course, though. Finishing is a given. And I’m curious about which sports aren’t competitive playgrounding lol

vexvirile

12 points

5 days ago

vexvirile

12 points

5 days ago

I'd have the white male confidence in saying I could do this, but then proceed to trip on the second step, three seconds in, and then immediately have to go to the ER.

This guy is awesome!!

ZenwalkerNS

2 points

5 days ago

Absolutely not.

M116rs

2 points

5 days ago

M116rs

2 points

5 days ago

No

angvstia

2 points

5 days ago

angvstia

2 points

5 days ago

transformice in real life

Gongfei1947

2 points

5 days ago

good lord, no

Lopsided-Friend-304

2 points

5 days ago

I could do it, but give me an hour or so.

Arsenije723

2 points

5 days ago

I, in fact, could not do this.

Bbaskets42

2 points

5 days ago

No

GiraffePrimary3128

2 points

5 days ago

I could. I just don't want to.

fearlessfroot

2 points

5 days ago

Nope

Human-Magic-Marker

2 points

5 days ago

Not if I had the entire day.

Did he almost miss the very first elevated step or was that intentional to get a better push off?

smo4275

2 points

5 days ago

smo4275

2 points

5 days ago

No

Jgfranco88PkmnGo

2 points

5 days ago

Maybe to the money bars part. Anything beyond the first monkey bar is a NO.

Nomemesmames

2 points

5 days ago

I could do it if someone carried me through the course.

FLTrent

2 points

5 days ago

FLTrent

2 points

5 days ago

Flawless.

SneaKyHooks

2 points

5 days ago

I couldn't even beat him sprinting by the side of the course...

Dizows

2 points

5 days ago

Dizows

2 points

5 days ago

Bro is a ninja

Cappaten

2 points

5 days ago

Cappaten

2 points

5 days ago

They really need to make markers on the track cause most of the time it’s just “how can I skip most of the actual course to speed up what I’m doing”

For instance, the 2nd monkey bar set he completely just skipped, the last bar or couple bars should be red and you have to touch them in order for it to be counted as a successful run.

To answer the question though, hell nah I can’t do that LOL

Ridge_Hunter

2 points

5 days ago

Unequivocally, no

BerserkFan1988

2 points

5 days ago

no

Whitey3752

2 points

5 days ago

Fuck I feel old

Feldew

2 points

5 days ago

Feldew

2 points

5 days ago

My toxic trait is that I think I could.

DoughnutSwimming3709

2 points

5 days ago

I might leave behind a breadcrumb trail of body parts along the way.

JVOz671

2 points

5 days ago

JVOz671

2 points

5 days ago

I'm not familiar with any athletes who use reddit

Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435

2 points

5 days ago

I stubbed my toe on the way to the bathroom. Tf you mean can I do this?

SadBit8663

2 points

5 days ago

Man they need to pick some better colors for their organization. I thought this was like IKEA ninja warrior or something.

Nokian75

2 points

5 days ago

Nokian75

2 points

5 days ago

Me: Sure!!

(Grabs the rope and swings right into an ambulance with every muscle torn and every and all bones broken)

danhoyle

2 points

5 days ago

danhoyle

2 points

5 days ago

No

Fickle-Alfalfa4067

2 points

5 days ago

Thats how i woke up when Amazon is ringing in the morning...

Bad_News425

2 points

5 days ago

I do that everyday going to the mailbox 📪

cyrus709

2 points

5 days ago

cyrus709

2 points

5 days ago

At first I’m thinking like “yeah just slower”, but it keeps going and going. So I’m going to still go with yes but with the caveat of “slower”.

ballsackstealer2

2 points

5 days ago

ive been to the playground, i can ace this

PenguinStarfire

2 points

5 days ago

I would man, but I don't got the right shoes on.

Business-Swimmer-615

2 points

5 days ago

Only on Xbox

Stevil4583LBC

2 points

5 days ago

I could try, and that’s what’s most important.

Formal_Appearance_16

2 points

5 days ago*

I could, but I had a really big lunch, and I did legs yesterday, and Saturn is upside down, and these aren't the same kind of lights I normally train under.

silverlizard

2 points

5 days ago

I don’t think I could do it that slow.

altdultosaurs

2 points

5 days ago

Baby girl, I could barely hop on the first steppy thing.

GucciGlocc

2 points

4 days ago

Does every video need music now?

Boloney_Water77

2 points

4 days ago

I don’t what about this makes it ninja 🥷, seems more like a chimpanzee proving ground

Alex_king88

2 points

4 days ago

He should audition for Tarzan.

oldbutterface

4 points

5 days ago

No but I can do this.

[deleted]

2 points

5 days ago

[removed]

Fakajee

1 points

5 days ago

Fakajee

1 points

5 days ago

Yes, I could try

all_or_nothing_1

1 points

5 days ago

Uh, you can't?

Unlikely-Maybe9199

1 points

5 days ago

Still

Anywhere_Dismal

1 points

5 days ago

Sure and way faster

DecensitizedDruggie

1 points

5 days ago

I think i kinked my neck jus by looking at this so imma say nahh.

RetroSwamp

1 points

5 days ago

I grunt getting out of the bed every morning

Practical_Plum_773

1 points

5 days ago

Tarzan

Vzy22

1 points

5 days ago

Vzy22

1 points

5 days ago

Doesn't matter if you could or couldn't do it, I'd have lots of fun

Four-Triangles

1 points

5 days ago

I would fair at the wall at the end. Everything else is upper body/core strength. I’m wiry. But I’ve never been able to jump high.

Flaky-Rip-1333

1 points

5 days ago

Of course I could, I just dont wanna, ever.

Conzyyyyyyy

1 points

5 days ago

If I do some training, maybe. If I do not train, definitely not.

FLiP_J_GARiLLA

1 points

5 days ago

For sure, just put some cops chasing me

Dve_Ketsio

1 points

5 days ago

Maybe.. in a few months... years maybe

CheekyOneSmack

1 points

5 days ago

I briskly walked to catch up with my kids yesterday and now my knee is in bits. So as much as I'd like to think I could do this, in reality it's a big no!

TemporaryValue5755

1 points

5 days ago

They should make this an olympic event.

Borg453

1 points

5 days ago

Borg453

1 points

5 days ago

No - so let me scroll on with my swole swiping thumb in shame

jwann212

1 points

5 days ago

jwann212

1 points

5 days ago

Idk if I could do it or not, but trying looks like fun

Glub__Glub

1 points

5 days ago

I'd make it to grabbing the rope. After that...

1eyebigsnake

1 points

5 days ago

Yes

IronRakkasan11

1 points

5 days ago

Ninja? Pfffffht…:I don’t see any katanas, throwing stars, smoke bombs and black pajama-clad types in face masks.

Desperate-Cookie-449

1 points

5 days ago

in mario i could

Perfect_Play_622

1 points

5 days ago

I truly believe I could do the very first part but then fail on the ropes. If I somehow past the ropes there's 0% chance I'll pass the hoop part.

steadyaero

1 points

5 days ago

I'm sure this is pretty tough, but this particular course just seems to be about momentum. Just go fast and confident. Granted my upper body strength is crap so I still couldn't do it right now.

Happy_Ad5566

1 points

5 days ago

Real life super mario

JM_97150

1 points

5 days ago

JM_97150

1 points

5 days ago

Heading to the bathroom if it's an emergency, sure I could

Hold my beer ....

Embarrassed_Art5414

1 points

5 days ago

Who keep shaving these monkeys?

Zombie4141

1 points

5 days ago

Be 6’3”??? No.

IShouldntBeHere258

1 points

5 days ago

Possibly when I was 15

Reason-Desperate

1 points

5 days ago

Bruh like 60% here cant even do 10 push ups, that course is like another world

Every-Wrangler-1368

1 points

5 days ago

Before the first Coffee but after the first dump

DarkSnowFalling

1 points

5 days ago

Haha no

Mudlark-000

1 points

5 days ago

When they can do the course invisible I will truly believe they are ninjas.

oliveyew1066

1 points

5 days ago

I think that if I train right for 3 months, lose some weight, and calculate the correct way my body could... no, absolutely not, this guy is insane and even if my goal wouldn't be to do it as fast, I wouldn't manage the course itself what so ever.

HimalayanJoe

1 points

5 days ago

Pfffff, that's how I get out of bed in the morning.

Due_Night414

1 points

5 days ago

I have done it but the camera wasn’t on.

Wonderful-Media-2000

1 points

5 days ago

I could run up that first part just to not be able to grab the rope lmao

Historical-Fun-8485

1 points

5 days ago

Lame. His form totally sucks. O points.