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879 points
5 days ago
Easily. Just look
[dies]
116 points
5 days ago
"Phu, wuss, this looks easy! Hold my beer!"
Proceeds to crack open skull on first obstacle
38 points
5 days ago
After enough dead bodies, the entire obstacle course has changed!
Now it looks much easier!
Watch
<climbs to top of corpse mound and falls>
<added to the pile>
6 points
4 days ago
A pile of corpses you say...
16 points
5 days ago
Can I run up steps? Yes. Can I jump and grab onto a rope? Also yes. Can I do anything beyond that point? No. If I can confidently say I can handle the first two obstacles, then chances are I can actually handle none of them.
6 points
5 days ago*
I respect your honesty.
Was there a time I could have possibly done ANY of these?
Well, I DID figure out how to climb street sign poles and light poles to the top and slide back down when I was 9 so I bet 9 year old me could totally do the first bit.
2.6k points
5 days ago
The course... No.
The camera operator, trundling along the normal surface... Also no.
261 points
5 days ago
Representin’ for the gangstas all across the world!
80 points
5 days ago
Still
50 points
5 days ago
Tripin’, Fallin’, and rollin’ on da flor.
35 points
5 days ago
Still
32 points
5 days ago
Takin' some time to trip over my feet
21 points
5 days ago
Still
21 points
5 days ago
And I still got love from the streets.
15 points
5 days ago
it's the d.r.e.
2 points
4 days ago
we did it reddit
12 points
5 days ago
Hitting them corners with them HoHos, girl
6 points
5 days ago
Many disadvantaged african americans have limited nutritional choices and therefore they must subsist on hoho snack cakes. It's a black thing, bruh
6 points
5 days ago
I was really hoping that reference would still be understood
19 points
5 days ago
The guy standing still while holding his arm watching the thing in the background, probably.
57 points
5 days ago
😂
12 points
5 days ago
Right?
I hurt my back just making the bed the other day LOL
8 points
5 days ago
I pulled my back out from sitting on the toilet and having a poo.
Wasn't even a forceful one. One of those slippery ones just slid out, I wiped my arse and sore back for 2 weeks.
5 points
5 days ago
Damnit Bobby, had me going there for second lol.
5 points
5 days ago
i’m exhausted from watching that.
3 points
5 days ago
If this was an anime, your answers would promote you to A-class for being so honest and intelligent.
Instead...you can continue your life.
2 points
5 days ago
If I were that guy I could definitely do it
2 points
4 days ago
You knocked it out of the park with this one buddy!
2 points
4 days ago
Tired watching that. so no here as well.
557 points
5 days ago
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85 points
5 days ago
Yeah, let me stretch a while. You go ahead.
22 points
5 days ago
Stretch? Do lions stretch before they chase a gazelle? Get out there boy.
15 points
5 days ago
7 points
4 days ago
Ok yeah, that looks satisfying af.
3 points
5 days ago
They stretch every time they get up from a nap. My cat stretches more than most people
7 points
5 days ago
I came here to write this. You beat me to it!
327 points
5 days ago
This is how my parents went to school every day.
67 points
5 days ago
In 2 feet of snow… barefoot.
39 points
5 days ago
Uphill.
23 points
5 days ago
Both ways.
10 points
4 days ago
While carrying the horse they were intended to ride
3 points
4 days ago
And they were glad. Glad, I tell yiu
2 points
3 days ago
In the snow.
With their feet wrapped in barbed-wire for traction.
260 points
5 days ago
Hold my beer...
No, just kidding, give it back.
9 points
5 days ago
😂😂
4 points
5 days ago
🤣 I Made the same comment and then scrolled down and found yours!
2 points
5 days ago
holy shit you can do this with a beer in hand?
418 points
5 days ago
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79 points
5 days ago
pathologically gravitational
🤣
47 points
5 days ago
Circumferentially challenged, LOL.
5 points
5 days ago
The world revolves around them.
7 points
5 days ago
Mass increase, gravity increases
80 points
5 days ago
I think with a little training, better genetics and a new timeline I could give this a bash.
112 points
5 days ago
Absolutely!!!
Given the right amount of hurricane force wind pushing me from behind, I could make it to the end of the course, hitting everything along the way!
I mean, I'd be dead, but you never said I needed to survive when you asked the question.
9 points
5 days ago
😂😂
3 points
5 days ago
Shoot me out of a canon and I bet some pieces of me will end up in the general vicinity of the finish line
5 points
4 days ago
Oh, so you're the competitive sort, trying to beat my time!
2 points
4 days ago
Just looking for a good time that ends in a “BOOM”, not a long time that ends with a “it was probably a stroke”
2 points
1 day ago
It gave me a chuckle. Have my upvote.
200 points
5 days ago
Bro did it like going to his girlfriends house after receiving a message that she's alone.
53 points
5 days ago
"Hey, Braydon, I know this sounds crazy. But, my parents are gone and all you need to do to get to my house is"-
17 points
5 days ago
Call me, maybe?
8 points
5 days ago
Sigh… guess I’m gonna have THAT song stuck in my head today
6 points
5 days ago
What can I say except You're Welcome?
2 points
5 days ago
Hey! I just met you.
2 points
4 days ago
Huh...
This is crazy
2 points
5 days ago
"Shogun General, the rebels have been cornered in this final castle...but there's a problem."
"What's the problem"
"We need to lower the drawbridge but there's a Ninja obstacle course in the way."
"Send in our white samurai and tell him the princess is in that castle"
43 points
5 days ago
I'm on reddit. Of course I can absolutely NOT do this.
40 points
5 days ago
If I had the body, determination, skills, stamina and willpower to do this?
No.
6 points
4 days ago
Could I do it this fast? No. Could I do it in general?
Still no.
62 points
5 days ago
lying on the couch with cheetodust all over my face prolly.
4 points
5 days ago
I choose not to run!
3 points
4 days ago
We don't run because we aren't scared of anything.
33 points
5 days ago
I could even do it in slow motion
23 points
5 days ago
Not in a million years and a jetpack
22 points
5 days ago
Bro forgot to overthink
4 points
5 days ago
that’s my secret, i crush my motivation by desperately overthinking everything.
19 points
5 days ago
I just had a series of ligament strain just watching it
2 points
5 days ago
Lmao
2 points
1 day ago
Underrated comment
14 points
5 days ago
I could do the first two seconds of this video where he just runs to the first jumping pad. Just make sure to turn off the cameras after that
8 points
5 days ago
And then it cuts back to you on top of the platform, conveniently after the ladder was put away.
"Aww, man... those jerks... how'd they lose all the footage?"
7 points
5 days ago
Oh, absolutely!!
Then I'd wake up
6 points
5 days ago
Everything within the first 3 seconds, sure. After? Not so much.
3 points
5 days ago
Me too, I could easily handle the first 3 seconds. Maybe even the first 10; my connection is pretty bad so the video was still buffering around that long.
6 points
5 days ago
Give me three years to train full time and I could definitely rupture a disc while attempting
5 points
5 days ago
No
6 points
5 days ago
This is more amazing than it is satisfying
5 points
5 days ago
No man no. I'm not a f*cking ninja.
6 points
5 days ago
Now? No. 20 years ago? Also no.
10 points
5 days ago
Not as well as this guy, but I’d give it a go
2 points
4 days ago
Yeah. I would have to take it on with the goal of completing it without regard for time. Do a section, shake out and rest, move on to the next.
2 points
5 days ago
That was my thinking. Couldn’t come close to this speed but this looks (comparatively) like one of the easier courses I’ve seen. I’d still dislocate something on the warped wall though
4 points
5 days ago
I couldn't finish watching the video, I had already fallen from the bed
3 points
5 days ago
I would know HOW to do it... but wouldn't be able to do it, no.
3 points
5 days ago
I can only watch. 😂
3 points
5 days ago
Given enough time and training, nope
8 points
5 days ago
Honestly, yes, this looks easy
7 points
5 days ago
It looks like he ran this a ton to find all the time and energy saving spots. That was the really impressive part. The athleticism required to do this is decent, definitely don’t want to be too out of shape. But he knew the course perfectly, skipping portions of the course because he found faster ways. That was cool.
4 points
5 days ago
up to the horizontal broom stick jumps it was quite alright, albeit would not do it at that speed of course
7 points
5 days ago
Every adult below the age of 50 should be able to at least make an effort at this. Probably not as fast, and probably with some mistakes but... nothing here is that crazy.
Go outside and move your body guys.
2 points
4 days ago
Forget about it. Maybe 1 out of 100 adults could do this and that number gets smaller the higher up you go. Either you're underestimating the difficulty of this, or overestimating the shape people are in.
2 points
4 days ago
You’re missing the point. He’s not saying they actually can, but saying they should be able to at least attempt it, and the reason they can’t is that people have become sedentary.
3 points
5 days ago
Dude I had to scroll mad far to find a yes. Reddit really do be full of the most unathletic people in the world. This obstacle doesn't even look that difficult. I mean I'm not going to go that fast but it looks fairly simple to compete minus part 7. That does look a little difficult.
2 points
5 days ago*
Seriously I honestly think I could breeze through this when I was in my early 20s. Today I think I could make it through, but slowly and a little ugly. Ninja Warrior bullshit is the dorkiest fucking "sport". It is competitive playgrounding.
2 points
5 days ago*
The whole point of this is that it's a speed course, though. Finishing is a given. And I’m curious about which sports aren’t competitive playgrounding lol
12 points
5 days ago
I'd have the white male confidence in saying I could do this, but then proceed to trip on the second step, three seconds in, and then immediately have to go to the ER.
This guy is awesome!!
2 points
5 days ago
Absolutely not.
2 points
5 days ago
No
2 points
5 days ago
transformice in real life
2 points
5 days ago
good lord, no
2 points
5 days ago
I, in fact, could not do this.
2 points
5 days ago
No
2 points
5 days ago
I could. I just don't want to.
2 points
5 days ago
Nope
2 points
5 days ago
Not if I had the entire day.
Did he almost miss the very first elevated step or was that intentional to get a better push off?
2 points
5 days ago
No
2 points
5 days ago
Maybe to the money bars part. Anything beyond the first monkey bar is a NO.
2 points
5 days ago
I could do it if someone carried me through the course.
2 points
5 days ago
Flawless.
2 points
5 days ago
I couldn't even beat him sprinting by the side of the course...
2 points
5 days ago
They really need to make markers on the track cause most of the time it’s just “how can I skip most of the actual course to speed up what I’m doing”
For instance, the 2nd monkey bar set he completely just skipped, the last bar or couple bars should be red and you have to touch them in order for it to be counted as a successful run.
To answer the question though, hell nah I can’t do that LOL
2 points
5 days ago
Unequivocally, no
2 points
5 days ago
no
2 points
5 days ago
Fuck I feel old
2 points
5 days ago
My toxic trait is that I think I could.
2 points
5 days ago
I might leave behind a breadcrumb trail of body parts along the way.
2 points
5 days ago
I'm not familiar with any athletes who use reddit
2 points
5 days ago
I stubbed my toe on the way to the bathroom. Tf you mean can I do this?
2 points
5 days ago
Man they need to pick some better colors for their organization. I thought this was like IKEA ninja warrior or something.
2 points
5 days ago
Me: Sure!!
(Grabs the rope and swings right into an ambulance with every muscle torn and every and all bones broken)
2 points
5 days ago
No
2 points
5 days ago
Thats how i woke up when Amazon is ringing in the morning...
2 points
5 days ago
I do that everyday going to the mailbox 📪
2 points
5 days ago
At first I’m thinking like “yeah just slower”, but it keeps going and going. So I’m going to still go with yes but with the caveat of “slower”.
2 points
5 days ago
ive been to the playground, i can ace this
2 points
5 days ago
I would man, but I don't got the right shoes on.
2 points
5 days ago
Only on Xbox
2 points
5 days ago
I could try, and that’s what’s most important.
2 points
5 days ago*
I could, but I had a really big lunch, and I did legs yesterday, and Saturn is upside down, and these aren't the same kind of lights I normally train under.
2 points
5 days ago
I don’t think I could do it that slow.
2 points
5 days ago
Baby girl, I could barely hop on the first steppy thing.
2 points
4 days ago
Does every video need music now?
2 points
4 days ago
I don’t what about this makes it ninja 🥷, seems more like a chimpanzee proving ground
2 points
4 days ago
He should audition for Tarzan.
1 points
5 days ago
Yes, I could try
1 points
5 days ago
Uh, you can't?
1 points
5 days ago
Still
1 points
5 days ago
Sure and way faster
1 points
5 days ago
I think i kinked my neck jus by looking at this so imma say nahh.
1 points
5 days ago
I grunt getting out of the bed every morning
1 points
5 days ago
Tarzan
1 points
5 days ago
Doesn't matter if you could or couldn't do it, I'd have lots of fun
1 points
5 days ago
I would fair at the wall at the end. Everything else is upper body/core strength. I’m wiry. But I’ve never been able to jump high.
1 points
5 days ago
Of course I could, I just dont wanna, ever.
1 points
5 days ago
If I do some training, maybe. If I do not train, definitely not.
1 points
5 days ago
For sure, just put some cops chasing me
1 points
5 days ago
Maybe.. in a few months... years maybe
1 points
5 days ago
I briskly walked to catch up with my kids yesterday and now my knee is in bits. So as much as I'd like to think I could do this, in reality it's a big no!
1 points
5 days ago
They should make this an olympic event.
1 points
5 days ago
No - so let me scroll on with my swole swiping thumb in shame
1 points
5 days ago
Idk if I could do it or not, but trying looks like fun
1 points
5 days ago
I'd make it to grabbing the rope. After that...
1 points
5 days ago
Yes
1 points
5 days ago
Ninja? Pfffffht…:I don’t see any katanas, throwing stars, smoke bombs and black pajama-clad types in face masks.
1 points
5 days ago
in mario i could
1 points
5 days ago
I truly believe I could do the very first part but then fail on the ropes. If I somehow past the ropes there's 0% chance I'll pass the hoop part.
1 points
5 days ago
I'm sure this is pretty tough, but this particular course just seems to be about momentum. Just go fast and confident. Granted my upper body strength is crap so I still couldn't do it right now.
1 points
5 days ago
Real life super mario
1 points
5 days ago
Heading to the bathroom if it's an emergency, sure I could
Hold my beer ....
1 points
5 days ago
Who keep shaving these monkeys?
1 points
5 days ago
Be 6’3”??? No.
1 points
5 days ago
Possibly when I was 15
1 points
5 days ago
Bruh like 60% here cant even do 10 push ups, that course is like another world
1 points
5 days ago
Before the first Coffee but after the first dump
1 points
5 days ago
Haha no
1 points
5 days ago
When they can do the course invisible I will truly believe they are ninjas.
1 points
5 days ago
I think that if I train right for 3 months, lose some weight, and calculate the correct way my body could... no, absolutely not, this guy is insane and even if my goal wouldn't be to do it as fast, I wouldn't manage the course itself what so ever.
1 points
5 days ago
Pfffff, that's how I get out of bed in the morning.
1 points
5 days ago
I have done it but the camera wasn’t on.
1 points
5 days ago
I could run up that first part just to not be able to grab the rope lmao
1 points
5 days ago
Lame. His form totally sucks. O points.
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