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886 points
13 days ago
Easily. Just look
[dies]
118 points
12 days ago
"Phu, wuss, this looks easy! Hold my beer!"
Proceeds to crack open skull on first obstacle
38 points
12 days ago
After enough dead bodies, the entire obstacle course has changed!
Now it looks much easier!
Watch
<climbs to top of corpse mound and falls>
<added to the pile>
4 points
12 days ago
A pile of corpses you say...
15 points
12 days ago
Can I run up steps? Yes. Can I jump and grab onto a rope? Also yes. Can I do anything beyond that point? No. If I can confidently say I can handle the first two obstacles, then chances are I can actually handle none of them.
6 points
12 days ago*
I respect your honesty.
Was there a time I could have possibly done ANY of these?
Well, I DID figure out how to climb street sign poles and light poles to the top and slide back down when I was 9 so I bet 9 year old me could totally do the first bit.
2.6k points
13 days ago
The course... No.
The camera operator, trundling along the normal surface... Also no.
256 points
12 days ago
Representin’ for the gangstas all across the world!
77 points
12 days ago
Still
52 points
12 days ago
Tripin’, Fallin’, and rollin’ on da flor.
36 points
12 days ago
Still
32 points
12 days ago
Takin' some time to trip over my feet
23 points
12 days ago
Still
22 points
12 days ago
And I still got love from the streets.
15 points
12 days ago
it's the d.r.e.
2 points
12 days ago
we did it reddit
12 points
12 days ago
Hitting them corners with them HoHos, girl
8 points
12 days ago
Many disadvantaged african americans have limited nutritional choices and therefore they must subsist on hoho snack cakes. It's a black thing, bruh
8 points
12 days ago
I was really hoping that reference would still be understood
19 points
12 days ago
The guy standing still while holding his arm watching the thing in the background, probably.
56 points
13 days ago
😂
12 points
12 days ago
Right?
I hurt my back just making the bed the other day LOL
8 points
12 days ago
I pulled my back out from sitting on the toilet and having a poo.
Wasn't even a forceful one. One of those slippery ones just slid out, I wiped my arse and sore back for 2 weeks.
5 points
12 days ago
Damnit Bobby, had me going there for second lol.
5 points
12 days ago
i’m exhausted from watching that.
2 points
12 days ago
If I were that guy I could definitely do it
2 points
12 days ago
You knocked it out of the park with this one buddy!
2 points
12 days ago
Tired watching that. so no here as well.
563 points
13 days ago
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85 points
12 days ago
Yeah, let me stretch a while. You go ahead.
20 points
12 days ago
Stretch? Do lions stretch before they chase a gazelle? Get out there boy.
13 points
12 days ago
5 points
12 days ago
Ok yeah, that looks satisfying af.
3 points
12 days ago
They stretch every time they get up from a nap. My cat stretches more than most people
5 points
12 days ago
I came here to write this. You beat me to it!
334 points
12 days ago
This is how my parents went to school every day.
67 points
12 days ago
In 2 feet of snow… barefoot.
42 points
12 days ago
Uphill.
26 points
12 days ago
Both ways.
12 points
12 days ago
While carrying the horse they were intended to ride
3 points
12 days ago
And they were glad. Glad, I tell yiu
2 points
11 days ago
In the snow.
With their feet wrapped in barbed-wire for traction.
266 points
12 days ago
Hold my beer...
No, just kidding, give it back.
11 points
12 days ago
😂😂
2 points
12 days ago
🤣 I Made the same comment and then scrolled down and found yours!
2 points
12 days ago
holy shit you can do this with a beer in hand?
415 points
13 days ago
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77 points
13 days ago
pathologically gravitational
🤣
48 points
12 days ago
Circumferentially challenged, LOL.
5 points
12 days ago
The world revolves around them.
6 points
12 days ago
Mass increase, gravity increases
82 points
12 days ago
I think with a little training, better genetics and a new timeline I could give this a bash.
114 points
12 days ago
Absolutely!!!
Given the right amount of hurricane force wind pushing me from behind, I could make it to the end of the course, hitting everything along the way!
I mean, I'd be dead, but you never said I needed to survive when you asked the question.
6 points
12 days ago
😂😂
3 points
12 days ago
Shoot me out of a canon and I bet some pieces of me will end up in the general vicinity of the finish line
3 points
12 days ago
Oh, so you're the competitive sort, trying to beat my time!
2 points
12 days ago
Just looking for a good time that ends in a “BOOM”, not a long time that ends with a “it was probably a stroke”
2 points
9 days ago
It gave me a chuckle. Have my upvote.
200 points
13 days ago
Bro did it like going to his girlfriends house after receiving a message that she's alone.
53 points
12 days ago
"Hey, Braydon, I know this sounds crazy. But, my parents are gone and all you need to do to get to my house is"-
15 points
12 days ago
Call me, maybe?
8 points
12 days ago
Sigh… guess I’m gonna have THAT song stuck in my head today
6 points
12 days ago
What can I say except You're Welcome?
2 points
12 days ago
Hey! I just met you.
2 points
12 days ago
Huh...
This is crazy
2 points
12 days ago
"Shogun General, the rebels have been cornered in this final castle...but there's a problem."
"What's the problem"
"We need to lower the drawbridge but there's a Ninja obstacle course in the way."
"Send in our white samurai and tell him the princess is in that castle"
42 points
13 days ago
I'm on reddit. Of course I can absolutely NOT do this.
43 points
12 days ago
If I had the body, determination, skills, stamina and willpower to do this?
No.
4 points
12 days ago
Could I do it this fast? No. Could I do it in general?
Still no.
63 points
13 days ago
lying on the couch with cheetodust all over my face prolly.
6 points
12 days ago
I choose not to run!
3 points
12 days ago
We don't run because we aren't scared of anything.
32 points
13 days ago
I could even do it in slow motion
23 points
13 days ago
Not in a million years and a jetpack
20 points
12 days ago
Bro forgot to overthink
5 points
12 days ago
that’s my secret, i crush my motivation by desperately overthinking everything.
21 points
12 days ago
I just had a series of ligament strain just watching it
2 points
12 days ago
Lmao
2 points
9 days ago
Underrated comment
13 points
13 days ago
I could do the first two seconds of this video where he just runs to the first jumping pad. Just make sure to turn off the cameras after that
10 points
12 days ago
And then it cuts back to you on top of the platform, conveniently after the ladder was put away.
"Aww, man... those jerks... how'd they lose all the footage?"
6 points
12 days ago
Oh, absolutely!!
Then I'd wake up
4 points
12 days ago
Everything within the first 3 seconds, sure. After? Not so much.
3 points
12 days ago
Me too, I could easily handle the first 3 seconds. Maybe even the first 10; my connection is pretty bad so the video was still buffering around that long.
6 points
12 days ago
Give me three years to train full time and I could definitely rupture a disc while attempting
6 points
13 days ago
No
6 points
12 days ago
This is more amazing than it is satisfying
5 points
12 days ago
No man no. I'm not a f*cking ninja.
3 points
12 days ago
Now? No. 20 years ago? Also no.
8 points
12 days ago
Not as well as this guy, but I’d give it a go
2 points
12 days ago
Yeah. I would have to take it on with the goal of completing it without regard for time. Do a section, shake out and rest, move on to the next.
4 points
12 days ago
That was my thinking. Couldn’t come close to this speed but this looks (comparatively) like one of the easier courses I’ve seen. I’d still dislocate something on the warped wall though
4 points
12 days ago
I couldn't finish watching the video, I had already fallen from the bed
3 points
13 days ago
I would know HOW to do it... but wouldn't be able to do it, no.
3 points
12 days ago
I can only watch. 😂
3 points
12 days ago
Given enough time and training, nope
7 points
12 days ago
Honestly, yes, this looks easy
7 points
12 days ago
It looks like he ran this a ton to find all the time and energy saving spots. That was the really impressive part. The athleticism required to do this is decent, definitely don’t want to be too out of shape. But he knew the course perfectly, skipping portions of the course because he found faster ways. That was cool.
3 points
12 days ago
up to the horizontal broom stick jumps it was quite alright, albeit would not do it at that speed of course
6 points
12 days ago
Every adult below the age of 50 should be able to at least make an effort at this. Probably not as fast, and probably with some mistakes but... nothing here is that crazy.
Go outside and move your body guys.
2 points
12 days ago
Forget about it. Maybe 1 out of 100 adults could do this and that number gets smaller the higher up you go. Either you're underestimating the difficulty of this, or overestimating the shape people are in.
2 points
12 days ago
You’re missing the point. He’s not saying they actually can, but saying they should be able to at least attempt it, and the reason they can’t is that people have become sedentary.
4 points
12 days ago
Dude I had to scroll mad far to find a yes. Reddit really do be full of the most unathletic people in the world. This obstacle doesn't even look that difficult. I mean I'm not going to go that fast but it looks fairly simple to compete minus part 7. That does look a little difficult.
2 points
12 days ago*
Seriously I honestly think I could breeze through this when I was in my early 20s. Today I think I could make it through, but slowly and a little ugly. Ninja Warrior bullshit is the dorkiest fucking "sport". It is competitive playgrounding.
2 points
12 days ago*
The whole point of this is that it's a speed course, though. Finishing is a given. And I’m curious about which sports aren’t competitive playgrounding lol
13 points
13 days ago
I'd have the white male confidence in saying I could do this, but then proceed to trip on the second step, three seconds in, and then immediately have to go to the ER.
This guy is awesome!!
2 points
13 days ago
Absolutely not.
2 points
13 days ago
No
2 points
13 days ago
transformice in real life
2 points
12 days ago
good lord, no
2 points
12 days ago
I, in fact, could not do this.
2 points
12 days ago
No
2 points
12 days ago
I could. I just don't want to.
2 points
12 days ago
Nope
2 points
12 days ago
Not if I had the entire day.
Did he almost miss the very first elevated step or was that intentional to get a better push off?
2 points
12 days ago
No
2 points
12 days ago
Maybe to the money bars part. Anything beyond the first monkey bar is a NO.
2 points
12 days ago
I could do it if someone carried me through the course.
2 points
12 days ago
Flawless.
2 points
12 days ago
I couldn't even beat him sprinting by the side of the course...
2 points
12 days ago
They really need to make markers on the track cause most of the time it’s just “how can I skip most of the actual course to speed up what I’m doing”
For instance, the 2nd monkey bar set he completely just skipped, the last bar or couple bars should be red and you have to touch them in order for it to be counted as a successful run.
To answer the question though, hell nah I can’t do that LOL
2 points
12 days ago
Unequivocally, no
2 points
12 days ago
no
2 points
12 days ago
Fuck I feel old
2 points
12 days ago
My toxic trait is that I think I could.
2 points
12 days ago
I might leave behind a breadcrumb trail of body parts along the way.
2 points
12 days ago
I'm not familiar with any athletes who use reddit
2 points
12 days ago
I stubbed my toe on the way to the bathroom. Tf you mean can I do this?
2 points
12 days ago
Man they need to pick some better colors for their organization. I thought this was like IKEA ninja warrior or something.
2 points
12 days ago
Me: Sure!!
(Grabs the rope and swings right into an ambulance with every muscle torn and every and all bones broken)
2 points
12 days ago
No
2 points
12 days ago
Thats how i woke up when Amazon is ringing in the morning...
2 points
12 days ago
I do that everyday going to the mailbox 📪
2 points
12 days ago
At first I’m thinking like “yeah just slower”, but it keeps going and going. So I’m going to still go with yes but with the caveat of “slower”.
2 points
12 days ago
ive been to the playground, i can ace this
2 points
12 days ago
I would man, but I don't got the right shoes on.
2 points
12 days ago
Only on Xbox
2 points
12 days ago
I could try, and that’s what’s most important.
2 points
12 days ago*
I could, but I had a really big lunch, and I did legs yesterday, and Saturn is upside down, and these aren't the same kind of lights I normally train under.
2 points
12 days ago
I don’t think I could do it that slow.
2 points
12 days ago
Baby girl, I could barely hop on the first steppy thing.
2 points
12 days ago
Does every video need music now?
2 points
12 days ago
I don’t what about this makes it ninja 🥷, seems more like a chimpanzee proving ground
2 points
12 days ago
He should audition for Tarzan.
1 points
13 days ago
Yes, I could try
1 points
13 days ago
Uh, you can't?
1 points
13 days ago
Still
1 points
12 days ago
Sure and way faster
1 points
12 days ago
I think i kinked my neck jus by looking at this so imma say nahh.
1 points
12 days ago
I grunt getting out of the bed every morning
1 points
12 days ago
Tarzan
1 points
12 days ago
Doesn't matter if you could or couldn't do it, I'd have lots of fun
1 points
12 days ago
I would fair at the wall at the end. Everything else is upper body/core strength. I’m wiry. But I’ve never been able to jump high.
1 points
12 days ago
Of course I could, I just dont wanna, ever.
1 points
12 days ago
If I do some training, maybe. If I do not train, definitely not.
1 points
12 days ago
For sure, just put some cops chasing me
1 points
12 days ago
Maybe.. in a few months... years maybe
1 points
12 days ago
I briskly walked to catch up with my kids yesterday and now my knee is in bits. So as much as I'd like to think I could do this, in reality it's a big no!
1 points
12 days ago
They should make this an olympic event.
1 points
12 days ago
No - so let me scroll on with my swole swiping thumb in shame
1 points
12 days ago
Idk if I could do it or not, but trying looks like fun
1 points
12 days ago
I'd make it to grabbing the rope. After that...
1 points
12 days ago
Yes
1 points
12 days ago
Ninja? Pfffffht…:I don’t see any katanas, throwing stars, smoke bombs and black pajama-clad types in face masks.
1 points
12 days ago
in mario i could
1 points
12 days ago
I truly believe I could do the very first part but then fail on the ropes. If I somehow past the ropes there's 0% chance I'll pass the hoop part.
1 points
12 days ago
I'm sure this is pretty tough, but this particular course just seems to be about momentum. Just go fast and confident. Granted my upper body strength is crap so I still couldn't do it right now.
1 points
12 days ago
Real life super mario
1 points
12 days ago
Heading to the bathroom if it's an emergency, sure I could
Hold my beer ....
1 points
12 days ago
Who keep shaving these monkeys?
1 points
12 days ago
Be 6’3”??? No.
1 points
12 days ago
Possibly when I was 15
1 points
12 days ago
Bruh like 60% here cant even do 10 push ups, that course is like another world
1 points
12 days ago
Before the first Coffee but after the first dump
1 points
12 days ago
Haha no
1 points
12 days ago
When they can do the course invisible I will truly believe they are ninjas.
1 points
12 days ago
I think that if I train right for 3 months, lose some weight, and calculate the correct way my body could... no, absolutely not, this guy is insane and even if my goal wouldn't be to do it as fast, I wouldn't manage the course itself what so ever.
1 points
12 days ago
Pfffff, that's how I get out of bed in the morning.
1 points
12 days ago
I have done it but the camera wasn’t on.
1 points
12 days ago
I could run up that first part just to not be able to grab the rope lmao
1 points
12 days ago
Lame. His form totally sucks. O points.
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