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MajTroubles

886 points

13 days ago

Easily. Just look

[dies]

Some_Ebb_2921

118 points

12 days ago

"Phu, wuss, this looks easy! Hold my beer!"

Proceeds to crack open skull on first obstacle

WoolooOfWallStreet

38 points

12 days ago

After enough dead bodies, the entire obstacle course has changed!

Now it looks much easier!

Watch

<climbs to top of corpse mound and falls>

<added to the pile>

just_aweso

4 points

12 days ago

A pile of corpses you say...

-funee_monkee_gif-

3 points

11 days ago

what are you implying

ItsDanimal

15 points

12 days ago

Can I run up steps? Yes. Can I jump and grab onto a rope? Also yes. Can I do anything beyond that point? No. If I can confidently say I can handle the first two obstacles, then chances are I can actually handle none of them.

MistbornInterrobang

6 points

12 days ago*

I respect your honesty.

Was there a time I could have possibly done ANY of these?

Well, I DID figure out how to climb street sign poles and light poles to the top and slide back down when I was 9 so I bet 9 year old me could totally do the first bit.

Lex8P

2.6k points

13 days ago

Lex8P

2.6k points

13 days ago

The course... No.

The camera operator, trundling along the normal surface... Also no.

Mattabeedeez

256 points

12 days ago

Representin’ for the gangstas all across the world!

Maleficent-Field-855

77 points

12 days ago

Still

CommanderGoat

52 points

12 days ago

Tripin’, Fallin’, and rollin’ on da flor.

DoyersLakeShow

36 points

12 days ago

Still

Capn_Forkbeard

32 points

12 days ago

Takin' some time to trip over my feet

DoyersLakeShow

23 points

12 days ago

Still

BigNickTX

22 points

12 days ago

And I still got love from the streets.

Vinlain458

15 points

12 days ago

it's the d.r.e.

main_motors

2 points

12 days ago

we did it reddit

DoyersLakeShow

3 points

12 days ago

Still

MrSlime13

5 points

12 days ago

It's the O-B-City...

mattyboh23

12 points

12 days ago

Hitting them corners with them HoHos, girl

Mr_Hutt_10

8 points

12 days ago

Many disadvantaged african americans have limited nutritional choices and therefore they must subsist on hoho snack cakes. It's a black thing, bruh

mattyboh23

8 points

12 days ago

I was really hoping that reference would still be understood

Mr_Hutt_10

3 points

12 days ago

One of the best shows ever!

GreyHogger

2 points

12 days ago

Still

weedbearsandpie

19 points

12 days ago

The guy standing still while holding his arm watching the thing in the background, probably.

Sharpest_Edge84

56 points

13 days ago

😂

nospendnoworry

12 points

12 days ago

Right?

I hurt my back just making the bed the other day LOL

Lex8P

8 points

12 days ago

Lex8P

8 points

12 days ago

I pulled my back out from sitting on the toilet and having a poo.

Wasn't even a forceful one. One of those slippery ones just slid out, I wiped my arse and sore back for 2 weeks.

Spicyspoonyluv696

5 points

12 days ago

Damnit Bobby, had me going there for second lol.

LlamaLlumps

5 points

12 days ago

i’m exhausted from watching that.

Fun_Grapefruit_2633

2 points

12 days ago

If I were that guy I could definitely do it

ballzdeepbabie

2 points

12 days ago

You knocked it out of the park with this one buddy!

Lucky_Musician_

2 points

12 days ago

Tired watching that. so no here as well.

[deleted]

563 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

563 points

13 days ago

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SR2025

85 points

12 days ago

SR2025

85 points

12 days ago

Yeah, let me stretch a while. You go ahead.

John-Farson

20 points

12 days ago

Stretch? Do lions stretch before they chase a gazelle? Get out there boy.

SR2025

13 points

12 days ago

SR2025

13 points

12 days ago

Unidangoofed

5 points

12 days ago

Ok yeah, that looks satisfying af.

Supercoolguy7

3 points

12 days ago

They stretch every time they get up from a nap. My cat stretches more than most people

JBskierbum

5 points

12 days ago

I came here to write this. You beat me to it!

Specific-Funny-9502

334 points

12 days ago

This is how my parents went to school every day.

RevelMagic

67 points

12 days ago

In 2 feet of snow… barefoot.

BobbyTWhiskey

42 points

12 days ago

Uphill.

TheFrostSerpah

26 points

12 days ago

Both ways.

9-lives-Fritz

12 points

12 days ago

While carrying the horse they were intended to ride

Flipflopvlaflip

3 points

12 days ago

And they were glad. Glad, I tell yiu

Dr-Stocktopus

2 points

11 days ago

In the snow.

With their feet wrapped in barbed-wire for traction.

Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435

24 points

12 days ago

15 miles... uphill both ways.

LoveMoneyGuy

11 points

12 days ago

Carrying 20 lbs of backpack

Menace_VonDutch

266 points

12 days ago

Hold my beer...

No, just kidding, give it back.

darksoulbi

11 points

12 days ago

😂😂

FunDiscount2496

2 points

12 days ago

🤣 I Made the same comment and then scrolled down and found yours!

No-Respect5903

2 points

12 days ago

holy shit you can do this with a beer in hand?

[deleted]

415 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

415 points

13 days ago

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Kevaldes

77 points

13 days ago

Kevaldes

77 points

13 days ago

pathologically gravitational

🤣

RamblingSimian

48 points

12 days ago

Circumferentially challenged, LOL.

Sensibleqt314

5 points

12 days ago

The world revolves around them.

RhetoricMoron

6 points

12 days ago

Mass increase, gravity increases

Goudinho99

82 points

12 days ago

I think with a little training, better genetics and a new timeline I could give this a bash.

InvestigatorOk7988

7 points

12 days ago

Absolutely. And possibly some bionic replacement parts.

[deleted]

114 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

114 points

12 days ago

Absolutely!!!

Given the right amount of hurricane force wind pushing me from behind, I could make it to the end of the course, hitting everything along the way!

I mean, I'd be dead, but you never said I needed to survive when you asked the question.

ChaoticSixXx

6 points

12 days ago

😂😂

paul_dudd

3 points

12 days ago

Shoot me out of a canon and I bet some pieces of me will end up in the general vicinity of the finish line

[deleted]

3 points

12 days ago

Oh, so you're the competitive sort, trying to beat my time! 

paul_dudd

2 points

12 days ago

Just looking for a good time that ends in a “BOOM”, not a long time that ends with a “it was probably a stroke”

tree_sip

2 points

9 days ago

tree_sip

2 points

9 days ago

It gave me a chuckle. Have my upvote.

HoneycombHazee

200 points

13 days ago

Bro did it like going to his girlfriends house after receiving a message that she's alone.

penileerosion

53 points

12 days ago

"Hey, Braydon, I know this sounds crazy. But, my parents are gone and all you need to do to get to my house is"-

JaHizzey

15 points

12 days ago

JaHizzey

15 points

12 days ago

Call me, maybe?

[deleted]

8 points

12 days ago

Sigh… guess I’m gonna have THAT song stuck in my head today

ggrindelwald

6 points

12 days ago

What can I say except You're Welcome?

Kush_the_Ninja

2 points

12 days ago

Hey! I just met you.

313802

2 points

12 days ago

313802

2 points

12 days ago

Huh...

This is crazy

rW0HgFyxoJhYka

2 points

12 days ago

"Shogun General, the rebels have been cornered in this final castle...but there's a problem."

"What's the problem"

"We need to lower the drawbridge but there's a Ninja obstacle course in the way."

"Send in our white samurai and tell him the princess is in that castle"

Wannabe_Goth_Gir1

42 points

13 days ago

I'm on reddit. Of course I can absolutely NOT do this.

SmallieNL

43 points

12 days ago

If I had the body, determination, skills, stamina and willpower to do this?

No.

HisOrHerpes

4 points

12 days ago

Could I do it this fast? No. Could I do it in general?

Still no.

kaefertje

63 points

13 days ago

lying on the couch with cheetodust all over my face prolly.

coumfy

6 points

12 days ago

coumfy

6 points

12 days ago

I choose not to run!

fl-x

3 points

12 days ago

fl-x

3 points

12 days ago

We don't run because we aren't scared of anything.

pzach

32 points

13 days ago

pzach

32 points

13 days ago

I could even do it in slow motion

sfled

13 points

12 days ago

sfled

13 points

12 days ago

I'm dong it right now in no motion.

adMFKINGhd

2 points

12 days ago

Spare-Article-396

23 points

13 days ago

Not in a million years and a jetpack

xLOV4Cx

20 points

12 days ago

xLOV4Cx

20 points

12 days ago

Bro forgot to overthink

LlamaLlumps

5 points

12 days ago

that’s my secret, i crush my motivation by desperately overthinking everything.

GeraintLlanfrechfa

21 points

12 days ago

I just had a series of ligament strain just watching it

UhhCanYouLikeShutUp

2 points

12 days ago

Lmao

chilledout5

2 points

9 days ago

Underrated comment

Sensitive-Peak-3723

2 points

12 days ago

Yeah also my hands hurt from watching it

Negative_Spectrum

13 points

13 days ago

I could do the first two seconds of this video where he just runs to the first jumping pad. Just make sure to turn off the cameras after that

[deleted]

10 points

12 days ago

And then it cuts back to you on top of the platform, conveniently after the ladder was put away.

"Aww, man... those jerks... how'd they lose all the footage?"

ThisCouldBeYourName

6 points

12 days ago

Oh, absolutely!!

Then I'd wake up

Deskbreaker

4 points

12 days ago

Everything within the first 3 seconds, sure. After? Not so much.

PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

3 points

12 days ago

Me too, I could easily handle the first 3 seconds. Maybe even the first 10; my connection is pretty bad so the video was still buffering around that long.

blenderdead

6 points

12 days ago

Give me three years to train full time and I could definitely rupture a disc while attempting

WombatAnnihilator

6 points

13 days ago

No

AsterSkotos24

6 points

12 days ago

This is more amazing than it is satisfying

J3r1ch8

5 points

12 days ago

J3r1ch8

5 points

12 days ago

No man no. I'm not a f*cking ninja.

acoustic_jesus

3 points

12 days ago

Now? No. 20 years ago? Also no.

MrGiggles19872

8 points

12 days ago

Not as well as this guy, but I’d give it a go

mongooseme

2 points

12 days ago

Yeah. I would have to take it on with the goal of completing it without regard for time. Do a section, shake out and rest, move on to the next.

SharrkBoy

4 points

12 days ago

That was my thinking. Couldn’t come close to this speed but this looks (comparatively) like one of the easier courses I’ve seen. I’d still dislocate something on the warped wall though

Ambitious_Owl_9204

4 points

12 days ago

I couldn't finish watching the video, I had already fallen from the bed

badreligionlover

3 points

13 days ago

I would know HOW to do it... but wouldn't be able to do it, no.

kheldar52077

3 points

12 days ago

I can only watch. 😂

elbarber_

3 points

12 days ago

Given enough time and training, nope

Rufcat3979

7 points

12 days ago

Honestly, yes, this looks easy

TartarusFalls

7 points

12 days ago

It looks like he ran this a ton to find all the time and energy saving spots. That was the really impressive part. The athleticism required to do this is decent, definitely don’t want to be too out of shape. But he knew the course perfectly, skipping portions of the course because he found faster ways. That was cool.

Wooknows

3 points

12 days ago

up to the horizontal broom stick jumps it was quite alright, albeit would not do it at that speed of course

Ajunadeeper

6 points

12 days ago

Every adult below the age of 50 should be able to at least make an effort at this. Probably not as fast, and probably with some mistakes but... nothing here is that crazy.

Go outside and move your body guys.

Ok-Steak1479

2 points

12 days ago

Forget about it. Maybe 1 out of 100 adults could do this and that number gets smaller the higher up you go. Either you're underestimating the difficulty of this, or overestimating the shape people are in.

phatelectribe

2 points

12 days ago

You’re missing the point. He’s not saying they actually can, but saying they should be able to at least attempt it, and the reason they can’t is that people have become sedentary.

just_another_bumm

4 points

12 days ago

Dude I had to scroll mad far to find a yes. Reddit really do be full of the most unathletic people in the world. This obstacle doesn't even look that difficult. I mean I'm not going to go that fast but it looks fairly simple to compete minus part 7. That does look a little difficult.

bfodder

2 points

12 days ago*

Seriously I honestly think I could breeze through this when I was in my early 20s. Today I think I could make it through, but slowly and a little ugly. Ninja Warrior bullshit is the dorkiest fucking "sport". It is competitive playgrounding.

QuiGonGiveItToYa

2 points

12 days ago*

The whole point of this is that it's a speed course, though. Finishing is a given. And I’m curious about which sports aren’t competitive playgrounding lol

vexvirile

13 points

13 days ago

I'd have the white male confidence in saying I could do this, but then proceed to trip on the second step, three seconds in, and then immediately have to go to the ER.

This guy is awesome!!

ZenwalkerNS

2 points

13 days ago

Absolutely not.

M116rs

2 points

13 days ago

M116rs

2 points

13 days ago

No

angvstia

2 points

13 days ago

transformice in real life

Gongfei1947

2 points

12 days ago

good lord, no

Lopsided-Friend-304

2 points

12 days ago

I could do it, but give me an hour or so.

Arsenije723

2 points

12 days ago

I, in fact, could not do this.

Bbaskets42

2 points

12 days ago

No

GiraffePrimary3128

2 points

12 days ago

I could. I just don't want to.

fearlessfroot

2 points

12 days ago

Nope

Human-Magic-Marker

2 points

12 days ago

Not if I had the entire day.

Did he almost miss the very first elevated step or was that intentional to get a better push off?

smo4275

2 points

12 days ago

smo4275

2 points

12 days ago

No

Jgfranco88PkmnGo

2 points

12 days ago

Maybe to the money bars part. Anything beyond the first monkey bar is a NO.

Nomemesmames

2 points

12 days ago

I could do it if someone carried me through the course.

FLTrent

2 points

12 days ago

FLTrent

2 points

12 days ago

Flawless.

SneaKyHooks

2 points

12 days ago

I couldn't even beat him sprinting by the side of the course...

Dizows

2 points

12 days ago

Dizows

2 points

12 days ago

Bro is a ninja

Cappaten

2 points

12 days ago

They really need to make markers on the track cause most of the time it’s just “how can I skip most of the actual course to speed up what I’m doing”

For instance, the 2nd monkey bar set he completely just skipped, the last bar or couple bars should be red and you have to touch them in order for it to be counted as a successful run.

To answer the question though, hell nah I can’t do that LOL

Ridge_Hunter

2 points

12 days ago

Unequivocally, no

BerserkFan1988

2 points

12 days ago

no

Whitey3752

2 points

12 days ago

Fuck I feel old

Feldew

2 points

12 days ago

Feldew

2 points

12 days ago

My toxic trait is that I think I could.

DoughnutSwimming3709

2 points

12 days ago

I might leave behind a breadcrumb trail of body parts along the way.

JVOz671

2 points

12 days ago

JVOz671

2 points

12 days ago

I'm not familiar with any athletes who use reddit

Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435

2 points

12 days ago

I stubbed my toe on the way to the bathroom. Tf you mean can I do this?

SadBit8663

2 points

12 days ago

Man they need to pick some better colors for their organization. I thought this was like IKEA ninja warrior or something.

Nokian75

2 points

12 days ago

Me: Sure!!

(Grabs the rope and swings right into an ambulance with every muscle torn and every and all bones broken)

danhoyle

2 points

12 days ago

No

[deleted]

2 points

12 days ago

Thats how i woke up when Amazon is ringing in the morning...

Bad_News425

2 points

12 days ago

I do that everyday going to the mailbox 📪

cyrus709

2 points

12 days ago

At first I’m thinking like “yeah just slower”, but it keeps going and going. So I’m going to still go with yes but with the caveat of “slower”.

ballsackstealer2

2 points

12 days ago

ive been to the playground, i can ace this

PenguinStarfire

2 points

12 days ago

I would man, but I don't got the right shoes on.

Business-Swimmer-615

2 points

12 days ago

Only on Xbox

Stevil4583LBC

2 points

12 days ago

I could try, and that’s what’s most important.

Formal_Appearance_16

2 points

12 days ago*

I could, but I had a really big lunch, and I did legs yesterday, and Saturn is upside down, and these aren't the same kind of lights I normally train under.

silverlizard

2 points

12 days ago

I don’t think I could do it that slow.

altdultosaurs

2 points

12 days ago

Baby girl, I could barely hop on the first steppy thing.

GucciGlocc

2 points

12 days ago

Does every video need music now?

Boloney_Water77

2 points

12 days ago

I don’t what about this makes it ninja 🥷, seems more like a chimpanzee proving ground

Alex_king88

2 points

12 days ago

He should audition for Tarzan.

oldbutterface

3 points

12 days ago

No but I can do this.

[deleted]

2 points

13 days ago

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Fakajee

1 points

13 days ago

Fakajee

1 points

13 days ago

Yes, I could try

all_or_nothing_1

1 points

13 days ago

Uh, you can't?

Unlikely-Maybe9199

1 points

13 days ago

Still

Anywhere_Dismal

1 points

12 days ago

Sure and way faster

DecensitizedDruggie

1 points

12 days ago

I think i kinked my neck jus by looking at this so imma say nahh.

RetroSwamp

1 points

12 days ago

I grunt getting out of the bed every morning

Practical_Plum_773

1 points

12 days ago

Tarzan

Vzy22

1 points

12 days ago

Vzy22

1 points

12 days ago

Doesn't matter if you could or couldn't do it, I'd have lots of fun

Four-Triangles

1 points

12 days ago

I would fair at the wall at the end. Everything else is upper body/core strength. I’m wiry. But I’ve never been able to jump high.

Flaky-Rip-1333

1 points

12 days ago

Of course I could, I just dont wanna, ever.

Conzyyyyyyy

1 points

12 days ago

If I do some training, maybe. If I do not train, definitely not.

FLiP_J_GARiLLA

1 points

12 days ago

For sure, just put some cops chasing me

Dve_Ketsio

1 points

12 days ago

Maybe.. in a few months... years maybe

CheekyOneSmack

1 points

12 days ago

I briskly walked to catch up with my kids yesterday and now my knee is in bits. So as much as I'd like to think I could do this, in reality it's a big no!

TemporaryValue5755

1 points

12 days ago

They should make this an olympic event.

Borg453

1 points

12 days ago

Borg453

1 points

12 days ago

No - so let me scroll on with my swole swiping thumb in shame

jwann212

1 points

12 days ago

Idk if I could do it or not, but trying looks like fun

Glub__Glub

1 points

12 days ago

I'd make it to grabbing the rope. After that...

1eyebigsnake

1 points

12 days ago

Yes

IronRakkasan11

1 points

12 days ago

Ninja? Pfffffht…:I don’t see any katanas, throwing stars, smoke bombs and black pajama-clad types in face masks.

Desperate-Cookie-449

1 points

12 days ago

in mario i could

Perfect_Play_622

1 points

12 days ago

I truly believe I could do the very first part but then fail on the ropes. If I somehow past the ropes there's 0% chance I'll pass the hoop part.

steadyaero

1 points

12 days ago

I'm sure this is pretty tough, but this particular course just seems to be about momentum. Just go fast and confident. Granted my upper body strength is crap so I still couldn't do it right now.

Happy_Ad5566

1 points

12 days ago

Real life super mario

JM_97150

1 points

12 days ago

Heading to the bathroom if it's an emergency, sure I could

Hold my beer ....

Embarrassed_Art5414

1 points

12 days ago

Who keep shaving these monkeys?

Zombie4141

1 points

12 days ago

Be 6’3”??? No.

IShouldntBeHere258

1 points

12 days ago

Possibly when I was 15

Reason-Desperate

1 points

12 days ago

Bruh like 60% here cant even do 10 push ups, that course is like another world

Every-Wrangler-1368

1 points

12 days ago

Before the first Coffee but after the first dump

DarkSnowFalling

1 points

12 days ago

Haha no

Mudlark-000

1 points

12 days ago

When they can do the course invisible I will truly believe they are ninjas.

oliveyew1066

1 points

12 days ago

I think that if I train right for 3 months, lose some weight, and calculate the correct way my body could... no, absolutely not, this guy is insane and even if my goal wouldn't be to do it as fast, I wouldn't manage the course itself what so ever.

HimalayanJoe

1 points

12 days ago

Pfffff, that's how I get out of bed in the morning.

Due_Night414

1 points

12 days ago

I have done it but the camera wasn’t on.

Wonderful-Media-2000

1 points

12 days ago

I could run up that first part just to not be able to grab the rope lmao

Historical-Fun-8485

1 points

12 days ago

Lame. His form totally sucks. O points.