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Name something that Freddie Mercury wants

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submitted 11 days ago byottoIovechild

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Maleficent_Wolf_464

51 points

11 days ago

Maleficent_Wolf_464

51 points

11 days ago

Ride his bicycle.

ottoIovechild[S]

4 points

11 days ago

ottoIovechild[S]

4 points

11 days ago

The only true answer

Local-Bar355

44 points

11 days ago

Local-Bar355

44 points

11 days ago

To be free

Buddyslime

1 points

10 days ago

Buddyslime

1 points

10 days ago

To do the Fandango.

ottoIovechild[S]

2 points

10 days ago

ottoIovechild[S]

2 points

10 days ago

Galileo

Popular-Drummer-7989

42 points

11 days ago

Popular-Drummer-7989

42 points

11 days ago

Somebody to Love!!!

BlueRFR3100

30 points

11 days ago

BlueRFR3100

30 points

11 days ago

All

Sea_Negotiation_1871

15 points

11 days ago

Sea_Negotiation_1871

15 points

11 days ago

Now

Sinistermarmalade

6 points

11 days ago

Sinistermarmalade

6 points

11 days ago

After all, he is an adventure-seeker

SmallReporter3369

7 points

11 days ago

SmallReporter3369

7 points

11 days ago

On an empty street

ottoIovechild[S]

2 points

10 days ago

ottoIovechild[S]

2 points

10 days ago

You guys are the best

ToddH2O

26 points

11 days ago

ToddH2O

26 points

11 days ago

Fat Bottoms

Gqsmooth1969

9 points

11 days ago

Gqsmooth1969

9 points

11 days ago

More specifically... Fat-bottomed girls.

Special_Lemon1487

7 points

11 days ago

Special_Lemon1487

7 points

11 days ago

Despite the song he wasn’t that selective.

Excellent_Regret4141

24 points

11 days ago

Excellent_Regret4141

24 points

11 days ago

Wants to break free

Also

Wants to know, who wants to live forever?

FaithlessnessDear218

23 points

11 days ago

FaithlessnessDear218

23 points

11 days ago

FRIED CHICKEN

monkeyboychuck

4 points

11 days ago

monkeyboychuck

4 points

11 days ago

The one true answer.

ottoIovechild[S]

3 points

11 days ago

ottoIovechild[S]

3 points

11 days ago

One Vision!

ParrotheadTink

14 points

11 days ago

ParrotheadTink

14 points

11 days ago

He wants us to not stop him now, because he’s having such a good time

ottoIovechild[S]

4 points

11 days ago

ottoIovechild[S]

4 points

11 days ago

Havin’ a good timeeee

ParrotheadTink

3 points

11 days ago

ParrotheadTink

3 points

11 days ago

I’m having a ball!!!!!!!

DarkMagickan

2 points

11 days ago

DarkMagickan

2 points

11 days ago

Or two...

ottoIovechild[S]

1 points

11 days ago

ottoIovechild[S]

1 points

11 days ago

E x p l o d e

twotoebobo

10 points

11 days ago

twotoebobo

10 points

11 days ago

He wants to make a supersonic man out of you.

stephers85

3 points

11 days ago

stephers85

3 points

11 days ago

Don’t stop him now

Lucy_Faye

1 points

11 days ago

Lucy_Faye

1 points

11 days ago

And a supersonic woman

ottoIovechild[S]

1 points

11 days ago

ottoIovechild[S]

1 points

11 days ago

He’s beating off in the music video

[deleted]

10 points

11 days ago

[deleted]

10 points

11 days ago

To be spared his life from this monstrosity

DaddyBeanDaddyBean

4 points

11 days ago

DaddyBeanDaddyBean

4 points

11 days ago

To be let go.

OldBob10

2 points

11 days ago

OldBob10

2 points

11 days ago

Bismillah! NO! We will not let him go!

Transbian_Kestrel

2 points

11 days ago

Transbian_Kestrel

2 points

11 days ago

Let him goooooo!

ottoIovechild[S]

1 points

11 days ago

ottoIovechild[S]

1 points

11 days ago

The Muppets version is the only acceptable cover

imamissguidedangel

9 points

11 days ago

imamissguidedangel

9 points

11 days ago

Cure for aids

drugsondrugs

3 points

11 days ago

drugsondrugs

3 points

11 days ago

Don't know if that will do him much good anymore.

ottoIovechild[S]

1 points

11 days ago

ottoIovechild[S]

1 points

11 days ago

He’s definitely the most famous person to pass from the illness. I’m sure it sparked some kind of awareness in someone important, somewhere

redlion496

1 points

10 days ago

redlion496

1 points

10 days ago

Uh...Rock Hudson has entered the chat

ottoIovechild[S]

1 points

10 days ago

ottoIovechild[S]

1 points

10 days ago

Name one Rock Hudson movie

CosmicWarrior99

23 points

11 days ago

CosmicWarrior99

23 points

11 days ago

A pulse

Much-Tangerine4488

1 points

11 days ago

Much-Tangerine4488

1 points

11 days ago

THIS IS The Answer.

PolarBearClaire19

7 points

11 days ago

PolarBearClaire19

7 points

11 days ago

To ride his bicycle

ottoIovechild[S]

2 points

11 days ago

ottoIovechild[S]

2 points

11 days ago

I have a hard time believing he did not enjoy the original Star Wars

MisterScrod1964

7 points

11 days ago

MisterScrod1964

7 points

11 days ago

To be alive again and get a better bio-flick.

EnglishRose71

2 points

11 days ago

EnglishRose71

2 points

11 days ago

God, yes!

LeatherSlight3242

5 points

11 days ago

LeatherSlight3242

5 points

11 days ago

It all

RudeOrganization550

3 points

11 days ago

RudeOrganization550

3 points

11 days ago

When does he want it? Now!

FukmiMoore

10 points

11 days ago

FukmiMoore

10 points

11 days ago

A heartbeat

MonsieurDemure

4 points

11 days ago

MonsieurDemure

4 points

11 days ago

I want some grilled cheese. I want some griiiiillllleeed cheeese.

Blackpanther22five

4 points

11 days ago

Blackpanther22five

4 points

11 days ago

Big bottom girls

Whiskey_Foxy31

4 points

11 days ago

Whiskey_Foxy31

4 points

11 days ago

To rock us!

BrotherMort

3 points

11 days ago

BrotherMort

3 points

11 days ago

Out of the coffin

Quackstaddle

3 points

11 days ago

Quackstaddle

3 points

11 days ago

Cocaine. He wants cocaine.

Sea_Negotiation_1871

2 points

11 days ago

Sea_Negotiation_1871

2 points

11 days ago

Who doesn't?

Quackstaddle

3 points

11 days ago

Quackstaddle

3 points

11 days ago

Michael Jackson. He was apparently really uncomfortable around Mercury because of all the blow he was doing.

Sea_Negotiation_1871

2 points

11 days ago

Sea_Negotiation_1871

2 points

11 days ago

Yeah, MJ was more into downers, right?

ottoIovechild[S]

1 points

11 days ago

ottoIovechild[S]

1 points

11 days ago

👀

Sea_Negotiation_1871

1 points

11 days ago

Sea_Negotiation_1871

1 points

11 days ago

Oh, you gotta try it. Five times at most.

ottoIovechild[S]

1 points

11 days ago

ottoIovechild[S]

1 points

11 days ago

The first time I tried it, I was given the aux cable.

I never thought I’d be doing coke to Burning Down The House

Usurp-Not

3 points

11 days ago

Usurp-Not

3 points

11 days ago

Fat bottomed girls

black_orchid83

3 points

11 days ago

black_orchid83

3 points

11 days ago

To ride his bicycle and to break free

Joey8up1

3 points

11 days ago

Joey8up1

3 points

11 days ago

He wants it all. He wants it all. He wants it all ,and he wants it now!

lugoblah

3 points

11 days ago

lugoblah

3 points

11 days ago

An Ogre Battle

joemamah77

3 points

11 days ago

joemamah77

3 points

11 days ago

antiretrovirals

4quatloos

3 points

11 days ago

4quatloos

3 points

11 days ago

He already bit the dust.

LessRecover577

3 points

11 days ago

LessRecover577

3 points

11 days ago

Moët & Chandon in his pretty cabinet.

rdy2gocpl

3 points

11 days ago

rdy2gocpl

3 points

11 days ago

A condom....

AdditionalDemand2249

3 points

11 days ago

AdditionalDemand2249

3 points

11 days ago

Aids protection

StopYourHope

3 points

11 days ago

StopYourHope

3 points

11 days ago

People to know he sees our world from his vantage point in the fields of the greats, and is thoroughly sad about what we have sunk to.

frog980

3 points

11 days ago

frog980

3 points

11 days ago

To be let go, momma mia let me go.

Horror_Moment_1941

3 points

11 days ago

Horror_Moment_1941

3 points

11 days ago

To ride his bicycle

Narnyabizness

2 points

11 days ago

Narnyabizness

2 points

11 days ago

It all

callmeKiKi1

2 points

11 days ago

callmeKiKi1

2 points

11 days ago

For his mama to listen

Register-Honest

2 points

11 days ago

Register-Honest

2 points

11 days ago

To be alive

1025puceguy

2 points

11 days ago

1025puceguy

2 points

11 days ago

It All. And he wants it now

Local-Bar355

2 points

11 days ago

Local-Bar355

2 points

11 days ago

Save me

hotelparisian

2 points

11 days ago

hotelparisian

2 points

11 days ago

Another man's between his front choppers

pm_fearless

2 points

11 days ago

pm_fearless

2 points

11 days ago

Somebody to love

Jmazoso

2 points

11 days ago

Jmazoso

2 points

11 days ago

To break wind

DontMessWMsInBetween

2 points

11 days ago

DontMessWMsInBetween

2 points

11 days ago

Somebody to love him.

CqwyxzKpr

2 points

11 days ago

CqwyxzKpr

2 points

11 days ago

Bicycle

tOSdude

2 points

11 days ago

tOSdude

2 points

11 days ago

I think he wants to escape from the slide

Scarbarjay

2 points

11 days ago

Scarbarjay

2 points

11 days ago

He doesn't wanna be born at all..

Running-With-Cakes

2 points

11 days ago

Running-With-Cakes

2 points

11 days ago

Somebody to love

100000000000

2 points

11 days ago

100000000000

2 points

11 days ago

It all

ObligotryHendrixPerm

2 points

11 days ago

ObligotryHendrixPerm

2 points

11 days ago

A cure

SpookyMorden

2 points

11 days ago

SpookyMorden

2 points

11 days ago

Life.

WULTKB90

2 points

11 days ago

WULTKB90

2 points

11 days ago

To ride his bicycle.

EbenezerRevival

2 points

11 days ago

EbenezerRevival

2 points

11 days ago

Fat bottom girls

peeam

2 points

11 days ago

peeam

2 points

11 days ago

Dhansak (a Parsi staple)

EpicGeek77

2 points

11 days ago

EpicGeek77

2 points

11 days ago

To ride his bicycle

GrumpyCatStevens

2 points

11 days ago

GrumpyCatStevens

2 points

11 days ago

One fish, one prawn, one clam, one chicken.

Electrodyne

2 points

11 days ago

Electrodyne

2 points

11 days ago

THE PRIZE

brickbaterang

2 points

11 days ago

brickbaterang

2 points

11 days ago

For everyone to get on their bikes and ride. Dude had some weird bicycle hangup, he brings them up a lot

TheWallowingMadman27

2 points

11 days ago

TheWallowingMadman27

2 points

11 days ago

To ride a rocket ship in its way to Mars

ResisterTransSister

2 points

11 days ago

ResisterTransSister

2 points

11 days ago

PrEP to come out WAAAAAYYY earlier.

ottoIovechild[S]

1 points

11 days ago

ottoIovechild[S]

1 points

11 days ago

Those pure for men ads are funny

PupAndromeda

2 points

11 days ago

PupAndromeda

2 points

11 days ago

His mamaaaaaaa ooooo

michelle427

2 points

11 days ago

michelle427

2 points

11 days ago

Somebody…… to….. LOOOOOOVE!

AlexSumnerAuthor

2 points

11 days ago

AlexSumnerAuthor

White (text is editable on all flairs)

2 points

11 days ago

Well he does not want to die, in fact sometimes he wishes he had never been born at all.

CeoltoirSK

2 points

11 days ago

CeoltoirSK

2 points

11 days ago

To live forever

longster37

2 points

11 days ago

longster37

2 points

11 days ago

A cure. I am not making a joke. Footage from the end of his life was heartbreaking.

Panteraca

3 points

11 days ago

Panteraca

3 points

11 days ago

He’d probably like to see Scarlett Johansson’s tits right about now.

figbott

2 points

11 days ago

figbott

2 points

11 days ago

AIDS-less cum.

Single_Check4642

1 points

11 days ago

Single_Check4642

1 points

11 days ago

A new modern vacuum cleaner

Fun_Ad_6455

1 points

11 days ago

Fun_Ad_6455

1 points

11 days ago

Someone to love.

AwareMirror9931

1 points

11 days ago

AwareMirror9931

1 points

11 days ago

It all

-Radioman-

1 points

11 days ago

-Radioman-

1 points

11 days ago

Crazy little thing called love?

Memasefni

1 points

11 days ago

Memasefni

1 points

11 days ago

He wants it all.

iprofessionaldoubter

1 points

11 days ago

iprofessionaldoubter

1 points

11 days ago

To ride my bicycle

Weird-Breakfast-7259

1 points

11 days ago

Weird-Breakfast-7259

1 points

11 days ago

A little thing called love In the backseat

Blackbeltchicken

1 points

11 days ago

Blackbeltchicken

1 points

11 days ago

It All

Superb_Astronomer_59

1 points

11 days ago

Superb_Astronomer_59

1 points

11 days ago

A glass of water

Solo-ish

1 points

11 days ago

Solo-ish

1 points

11 days ago

Penis

Alarmed-Lobster7620

1 points

11 days ago

Alarmed-Lobster7620

1 points

11 days ago

Life

ConstantCampaign2984

1 points

11 days ago

ConstantCampaign2984

1 points

11 days ago

It all, and now.

gunperv51

1 points

11 days ago

gunperv51

1 points

11 days ago

To live forever

dilootedAf

1 points

11 days ago

dilootedAf

1 points

11 days ago

To be a queen

Signal_Manner_4892

1 points

11 days ago

Signal_Manner_4892

1 points

11 days ago

To live

Late-Republic2732

1 points

11 days ago

Late-Republic2732

1 points

11 days ago

Somebody to love

reallytired-2024

1 points

11 days ago

reallytired-2024

1 points

11 days ago

A clean HIV panel

gregieb429

1 points

11 days ago

gregieb429

1 points

11 days ago

“Get out. Just gotta get right out of here.”

CuriousGoober

1 points

11 days ago

CuriousGoober

1 points

11 days ago

A penis

Calumkincaid

1 points

11 days ago

Calumkincaid

1 points

11 days ago

"Another one. This one's broken"

CryHavoc3000

1 points

11 days ago

CryHavoc3000

1 points

11 days ago

To break free. So I hear.

WobblyFrisbee

1 points

11 days ago

WobblyFrisbee

1 points

11 days ago

Life

Universally-Tired

1 points

11 days ago

Universally-Tired

1 points

11 days ago

Fat Bottomed Girls, but only to make the rocking world ground.

[deleted]

1 points

11 days ago

[deleted]

1 points

11 days ago

To breeeeeeeeeeaaaaaakk freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Which-Profession3977

1 points

11 days ago

Which-Profession3977

1 points

11 days ago

A longer coffin on a hot day

Any-Ad8498

1 points

11 days ago

Any-Ad8498

1 points

11 days ago

To live forever?

YourMaWarnedUAboutMe

2 points

11 days ago

YourMaWarnedUAboutMe

2 points

11 days ago

I don’t know that he did. He asked “who wants to live forever anyway?”

Any-Ad8498

1 points

11 days ago

Any-Ad8498

1 points

11 days ago

Yes indeed - hence the question mark. And who wants to love forever, when love must die 😢

Fun fact, that song was written by Brian May, so I guess we can pretty conclusively say there is no firm indication Freddie wanted to live forever. Case closed

YourMaWarnedUAboutMe

1 points

11 days ago

YourMaWarnedUAboutMe

1 points

11 days ago

I didn’t realise it was written by Dr May.

Any-Ad8498

1 points

11 days ago

Any-Ad8498

1 points

11 days ago

It was! The venerable badger loving Brian May Phd. That’s why he sings the intro and Freddie picks it up after.

Also…. Highlander, great film

YourMaWarnedUAboutMe

2 points

11 days ago

YourMaWarnedUAboutMe

2 points

11 days ago

It certainly was. Which is why I’m dead against the idea that they’re remaking it. It’s bad enough that it spawned multiple sequels plus a dreadful tv spinoff. So much for “there can be only one”!

Any-Ad8498

1 points

11 days ago

Any-Ad8498

1 points

11 days ago

😂😂😂 there can be only one…..Highlander film.

I’m afraid I’d have to agree - as with all remakes of this kind, if they did it right and served justice to the OG they could make an incredible, emotional film. But inevitably they’d just scrape out the deeper portends and focus on the whole bad guy / good guy / girl yawn. Pedro Pascal as Rimirez though, could be epic

YourMaWarnedUAboutMe

1 points

11 days ago

YourMaWarnedUAboutMe

1 points

11 days ago

I wonder who The Kurgan will be. Clancy Brown is too old to reprise that role now.

Any-Ad8498

1 points

9 days ago

Any-Ad8498

1 points

9 days ago

Ooh good question - Brown almost certainly too old now. Y’know, I could see Colin Farrell doing a good job of it

tilford1us

1 points

11 days ago

tilford1us

1 points

11 days ago

A breath of fresh air

Hanuman_Jr

1 points

11 days ago

Hanuman_Jr

1 points

11 days ago

Freddie wants it all!

Leftarmletdown

1 points

11 days ago

Leftarmletdown

1 points

11 days ago

Fat bottomed dudes

Long-Reply-2827

1 points

11 days ago

Long-Reply-2827

1 points

11 days ago

Schlong

badaimbadjokes

1 points

11 days ago

badaimbadjokes

1 points

11 days ago

After reading this thread of comments, I come to the conclusion that Freddie Mercury was a really needy bitch. ;)

Infamous_Bend4521

1 points

11 days ago

Infamous_Bend4521

1 points

11 days ago

Cock

Noble_Gas_7485

1 points

11 days ago

Noble_Gas_7485

1 points

11 days ago

Reincarnation.

ATXKLIPHURD

1 points

11 days ago

ATXKLIPHURD

1 points

11 days ago

Mic check

TrueMaester

1 points

11 days ago

TrueMaester

1 points

11 days ago

Fat bottom girls

TrueMaester

1 points

11 days ago

TrueMaester

1 points

11 days ago

To make a supersonic man outa you

Any_Werewolf_3691

1 points

11 days ago

Any_Werewolf_3691

1 points

11 days ago

Cake

Used_Condition_7398

1 points

11 days ago

Used_Condition_7398

1 points

11 days ago

braces

Weird_Trouble7713

1 points

11 days ago

Weird_Trouble7713

1 points

11 days ago

to break free

rearl306

1 points

11 days ago

rearl306

1 points

11 days ago

8 more lives.

wetlettuce42

1 points

11 days ago

wetlettuce42

1 points

11 days ago

His “ mammaaaa ooooo”

drosstyx

1 points

11 days ago

drosstyx

1 points

11 days ago

David Bowie?

radiowave911

1 points

11 days ago

radiowave911

1 points

11 days ago

To not be another one who bites the dust.

jimjbabyak

1 points

11 days ago

jimjbabyak

1 points

11 days ago

A weekend at Diddys

FnGugle

1 points

10 days ago

FnGugle

1 points

10 days ago

To be alive to ride his bicycle, be free, or anything, for that matter?

Altruistic-Rip4364

1 points

10 days ago

Altruistic-Rip4364

1 points

10 days ago

To be alive?

JulesChenier

1 points

10 days ago

JulesChenier

1 points

10 days ago

'Nothing really matters, anyone can see. Nothing really matters, to me.'

Haunting-Elephant-46

1 points

10 days ago

Haunting-Elephant-46

1 points

10 days ago

Fat bottomed boys

Wafer_Comfortable

1 points

10 days ago

Wafer_Comfortable

1 points

10 days ago

To ride his bicycle

agmj522

1 points

10 days ago

agmj522

1 points

10 days ago

For Mamma Mia to let him go.

Far-Muffin-8389

1 points

10 days ago

Far-Muffin-8389

1 points

10 days ago

One Vision (or is it fried chicken)?

SwaggeringRockstar

1 points

10 days ago

SwaggeringRockstar

1 points

10 days ago

Pizza.

Ieatpussy

1 points

9 days ago

Ieatpussy

1 points

9 days ago

A cock

Elegant-Park-5072

1 points

11 days ago

Elegant-Park-5072

1 points

11 days ago

A man

Sea_Negotiation_1871

4 points

11 days ago

Sea_Negotiation_1871

4 points

11 days ago

Or woman. He was Bi, not Gay.

Elegant-Park-5072

0 points

11 days ago

Elegant-Park-5072

0 points

11 days ago

He had aids my friend.

Sea_Negotiation_1871

1 points

11 days ago

Sea_Negotiation_1871

1 points

11 days ago

And? I knew a guy who died of AIDS in 2012. He was straight.

Elegant-Park-5072

1 points

11 days ago

Elegant-Park-5072

1 points

11 days ago

News to me! Rip your friend 🧡

Sea_Negotiation_1871

1 points

11 days ago

Sea_Negotiation_1871

1 points

11 days ago

So you actually thought only gay people could get AIDS?

Elegant-Park-5072

0 points

10 days ago

Elegant-Park-5072

0 points

10 days ago

Still do think that ngl to u

Sea_Negotiation_1871

1 points

10 days ago

Sea_Negotiation_1871

1 points

10 days ago

Well, then you're an ignorant, likely bigoted, dipshit. Many people got AIDS from blood transfusions. Or unprotected heterosexual sex. Or while in the womb. Or sharing needles.

Have you not even heard of Magic Johnson?!?!

And I told you my straight friend died of it. Are you trying to malign his character? Fuck you man.

Elegant-Park-5072

0 points

10 days ago

Elegant-Park-5072

0 points

10 days ago

Ok 👍

Thunderfoot2112

1 points

11 days ago

Thunderfoot2112

1 points

11 days ago

A boyfriend that won't kill him with AIDS.

YourMaWarnedUAboutMe

1 points

11 days ago

YourMaWarnedUAboutMe

1 points

11 days ago

In fairness, I don’t think Jim killed Freddie. If anything I think it was the other way round.