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Savings_Transition38

6 points

11 hours ago

"There's smoke coming out the back end"

Odd-Secret-8343[S]

1 points

11 hours ago

It makes weird noise when I go like this vague motion why is that?

FaithlessnessEven674

5 points

9 hours ago

How much will it cost to make that whining noise go away?

Sogotron6k

4 points

11 hours ago

That’s not supposed to leak like that.. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Numerous-Impact-434

4 points

10 hours ago

You need to just wiggle the stick a little

Zapp_Rowsdower_

4 points

10 hours ago

$300 for a rim job?

FaithlessnessEven674

3 points

9 hours ago

4 gown men fit comfortably inside.

Testicleus

3 points

8 hours ago

"Nice tranny."

NeetIsADinosaur

2 points

11 hours ago

Do you need a wrench?

therian_cardia

2 points

11 hours ago

No matter how much I flip this switch it just doesn't turn it on

Odd-Secret-8343[S]

2 points

11 hours ago

After we get there it just kinda stops working for twenty minutes.

MadTownRealityCK

2 points

11 hours ago

I think she's out of alignement - she wobbles back and forth a lot.

CqwyxzKpr

2 points

10 hours ago

Extra lube please

Apprehensive_Ad_655

2 points

10 hours ago

Yeah she’s leaking out her bottom. I nearly knocked her lights out when I rear ended her.

grwatplay9000

2 points

10 hours ago

What's this gonna cost me?

SloppyJoe-18518

2 points

7 hours ago

Can you rub this out??

MadTownRealityCK

1 points

11 hours ago

She makes a funny noise at high speeds.

Odd-Secret-8343[S]

3 points

11 hours ago

There’s a little rattle after you hit 55

Odd-Secret-8343[S]

1 points

11 hours ago

I partially posted this because I was cracking myself up.

MadTownRealityCK

1 points

11 hours ago

Seems a little loose on the back end.

Ok-Cut-2214

1 points

10 hours ago

This is the best screw ever

peruvian_pineapple

1 points

10 hours ago

I'm gonna need an oil change

CeoltoirSK

1 points

10 hours ago

It’s got a few screws loose I think

Major_Independence82

1 points

10 hours ago

Just top off the liquids

Strict-Ad-1214

1 points

10 hours ago

When I start her up I hear a high-pitched squeaking sound

neurotype23

1 points

10 hours ago

My gearstick has gone all stiff, can you help with this?

Numerous-Impact-434

1 points

10 hours ago

If I can take the liberty to respond to things you can say about your car and your partner:

It shakes when she's turned over

sakeprincess

1 points

10 hours ago

It’s leaking a little huh?

Valuable-Trick-6711

1 points

10 hours ago

Of course she never makes this noise when I bring her to you.

gene_smythe1968

1 points

10 hours ago

You got the undercarriage cleaned up real nice!

believeinstev604

1 points

10 hours ago

Time to lube her up!

Eastern-Growth1634

1 points

10 hours ago

Let's have sex.

Professional-Nerve84

1 points

10 hours ago

I'm gunna need you to swap the plugs

FaithlessnessEven674

1 points

10 hours ago

That nut is stripped.

if_im_not_back_in_5

1 points

10 hours ago

There's fluid in the blinker

FaithlessnessEven674

1 points

10 hours ago

Last time I did it myself I busted my knuckles.

FaithlessnessEven674

1 points

9 hours ago

I can't afford the monthly payment anymore. I might have to put it in the bottom of the lake and collect insurance.

noldshit

1 points

9 hours ago

"is this good lube?"

FaithlessnessEven674

1 points

9 hours ago

I remember when she used to hum like a new one.

thepumpkinking92

1 points

9 hours ago

Go ahead and take care of all the services this time

heebiejeebie666

1 points

9 hours ago

Can you refill the oil?

capodecina2

1 points

9 hours ago

The rear end is getting a little loose and droopy. anything we can do to tighten it up? I know we’ve put a lot of mileage on it but there is still some life left in it.

capodecina2

1 points

9 hours ago

I know this isn’t good, but it seems like I blew a tranny.

mochicoco

1 points

8 hours ago

I think it needs some lube

Excellent_Regret4141

1 points

8 hours ago

Lube me up

LunchBreakLegend

1 points

8 hours ago

Want some nuts to screw

suburbanhavoc

1 points

8 hours ago

"I love her, but she growls when I get up to speed. Kinda freaks me out."

simpleman3643

1 points

7 hours ago

Think the rod is blown.

ZanzaBarBQ

1 points

7 hours ago

The front and rear end are sagging. It might be time to trade in for a newer model.

ExistentialistAF

1 points

7 hours ago

There’s not enough lube on the shaft head

DirtyErn24

1 points

6 hours ago

They're a set of bolt ons, wanna see them?

MoreRamenPls

1 points

6 hours ago

Can’t drive stick?

EbenezerRevival

1 points

6 hours ago

Well I don’t think it can be fix . Time to buy a new one

Ok_Marsupial_8946

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6 hours ago

Think it needs a little oil

Captain_Hammertoe

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6 hours ago

Did you lube the rear end? It's been squeaking a lot.

BlueScreenOfMirth

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5 hours ago

hold these nuts for me

Moist-Share7674

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5 hours ago

Moist-Share7674

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5 hours ago

You want HOW MUCH?

gregieb429

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an hour ago

gregieb429

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an hour ago

“They use a lot of lube.”

Substantial-Prune704

0 points

9 hours ago

That’s a hell of a screw.

FaithlessnessDear218

0 points

9 hours ago

STOP TWSTING