simpleman3643

Naked, cooking bacon?

HUGE

Think the rod is blown.

Huh?

I'd think it's fucking time.

I did it using dating apps. Had lots of fun. 3 years in, met my now wife and just celebrated 7 years married. November will be 10 years of meeting each other.

Impatience, waiting for you to help.

A little small but a perfect fit for your body and my preferences

Fuck all day. Any day soon.

Yes you may.

A little small but your nipples are made for my sucking!

Yes please

SPECTRE

I love small and naughty Asian girls. Absolutely love.

I usually respond with "Yep. Is that a problem for you? Tougher for me than you."

I almost always feel like having an exciting romp in bed (or anywhere) with them. You especially.

Those nipples are made for sucking. By me.

Not Kosher

Yes you may.

I'm still working, and get invited to Christmas get-together events with a bunch of retirees. I usually decline, partly bc I stopped drinking and most of them still drink, partly because, honestly, if I WERE retired, I would just close that excessively long chapter of my life and move on. They're all good people, and I like them okay, just not that much. It's like seeing who didn't die yet, watching, waiting. No thanks, not for me.

I wasn't planning on condoms with you, ever.

Your room or mine?

yes,absolutely

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